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FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 10:23:46
March 23 2006 09:49 GMT
#41
Your momma so fat she flattened all the ramps on RoV.
Victoria Concordia Crescit
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 23 2006 09:54 GMT
#42
- yo momma so fat when she block the ramp in rpoint blizzard realized tvp was unbalanced.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16974 Posts
March 23 2006 09:56 GMT
#43
yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.
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Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
March 23 2006 09:57 GMT
#44
Yo momma's so fat, the protoss already have carriers by the time the 4-pool arrives.
Yo momma's so fat, the Dark Archon ended world hunger when he used feedback on her.
Yo momma's so nasty, spider mines won't dare to trigger when she walks over them.
Yo momma's so ugly, the ultralisk learned burrow to escape from her.
Yo momma's so fat, she redefines the meaning of splash damage.


FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
March 23 2006 10:05 GMT
#45
Yo momma's so stupid she destroys her own bunkers to get the marines back out.
Victoria Concordia Crescit
tadste
Profile Joined March 2006
Peru477 Posts
March 23 2006 10:13 GMT
#46
this thread made me laugh out loud for real 8]
Izenra
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada679 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 10:27:27
March 23 2006 10:15 GMT
#47
Yo momma's so fat stim pack doesn't do any effect on her.
Yo momma's so fat she eats queen's broodling.
Yo momma's so fat she provokes nuclear-like effect when she farts.
Yo momma's so fat she made Norad II crash.
Yo momma's so fat , every templars morphing together can't match her size.
Yo momma's so fat terran building can't fly when she in them.
SpeaKinRiddleS
Profile Joined October 2005
United States148 Posts
March 23 2006 10:23 GMT
#48
Yo mamma so fat she thought 'probe split' was a type of sundae
When 2 Yo mamma's run out of energy they Meld into FATZILLA!
Dont let school interfere with your education
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
March 23 2006 10:25 GMT
#49
yo momma so fat when I tried to graph her on my TI-83 it said there was a "STACK OVERFLOW ERROR!"
lololol
Retired BW Noob
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
March 23 2006 10:25 GMT
#50
yo momma's so fat when you build one, all the sprites are used up on the map.
secret base
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
March 23 2006 10:36 GMT
#51
On March 23 2006 19:25 StarN wrote:
yo momma so fat when I tried to graph her on my TI-83 it said there was a "STACK OVERFLOW ERROR!"
lololol


Starcraft jokes man ... Starcraft :-p
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Mr.Testie
Profile Joined February 2006
973 Posts
March 23 2006 10:40 GMT
#52
I actually find some of these funny and better on average than your regular yo momma jokes.
HappyManRun
Profile Joined November 2005
1111 Posts
March 23 2006 10:44 GMT
#53
Yo momma's so fat when siege tank hits her it does concussive damage
I happy, thus I run.
miniStar
Profile Joined June 2004
Finland143 Posts
March 23 2006 10:57 GMT
#54
Yo momma's so fat, that nukes only pinge her.
Yo momma's so fat, she ate all the expansions before the game start.
StarCraft est magistra vitae
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20009 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 11:00:34
March 23 2006 11:00 GMT
#55
Yo momma is so ugly player 12 went into neutral after seeing her.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
iloveyou[KTF]
Profile Joined March 2006
Korea (South)113 Posts
March 23 2006 11:04 GMT
#56
On March 23 2006 17:27 decafchicken wrote:
Yo momma is so smelly she replaced the spell irradiate.


irradiate is actually emitted radiation susceptible to biological units..
서지수/서지훈/강민/박정석/임요환
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
March 23 2006 11:06 GMT
#57
*ctrl-F for muta, found it, knows its just a lame copy/paste of the old ones*

Lame.
Moonlight Shadow
Mr.Testie
Profile Joined February 2006
973 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 11:10:28
March 23 2006 11:10 GMT
#58
Yo mama's so fat when she sits it makes a siege sound.
Izenra
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada679 Posts
March 23 2006 11:12 GMT
#59
Yo momma's so fat , starcraft low system requirement are now obsolete.
miniStar
Profile Joined June 2004
Finland143 Posts
March 23 2006 11:20 GMT
#60
Yo momma's so fat, plague doesnt even lower her hp (health points).
StarCraft est magistra vitae
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