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Camila_br
Profile Joined April 2004
Brazil529 Posts
March 23 2006 11:20 GMT
#61
yo momma's so fat, she only can be played in (8) Player maps
"Do you really want chat rooms?"
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
March 23 2006 11:44 GMT
#62
you mama's so fat she couldn't make hotkeys cuz her fingers were too fat and got 10 apm and lost gg. no re
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 11:52:08
March 23 2006 11:44 GMT
#63
- yo mama's so ugly infested terran's ran away from her
- yo mama's so ugly scourges killed themselves
- yo mama's so fat she got out-run by an ensnared-reaver
- yo mama's so fat drone drill failed
- yo mama's so fat nukes rebounded and killed the Terran
- yo mama's so fat only 1 of her can fit in a bunker
- yo mama's so fat it takes a fully-charged shield battery to charge her
- yo mama's so fat she sat on a burrowed lurker and it died
- yo mama's so fat my bw crashed
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
jidojazerg
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada107 Posts
March 23 2006 12:22 GMT
#64
On March 23 2006 20:44 Live2Win wrote:
- yo mama's so fat drone drill failed


lol...
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
March 23 2006 12:56 GMT
#65
Your momma's so fat when she sits around the hatch she sits AROUND THE HATCH.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4653 Posts
March 23 2006 13:21 GMT
#66
On March 23 2006 17:00 IntoTheWow wrote:
Yo momma is so ugly, medics blind themselves.


ROFL
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GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
March 23 2006 13:52 GMT
#67
yo momma so fat she sat on LT and turned it into Luna

yo momma so fat it costs 250 mana to recall her

yo momma so fat it costs 250 mana to maelstrom her
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
March 23 2006 13:55 GMT
#68
On March 23 2006 18:03 SpeaKinRiddleS wrote:
Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through


LOL GOLD
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GreekGuy7
Profile Joined March 2006
United States2 Posts
March 23 2006 14:31 GMT
#69
Yo momma so fat that she ate the cloak symbol because she thought it was a donut
Yo momma so fat that after eating Mexican she has more gas than 4 Vesp Geysers.
Caution
Profile Joined September 2004
2059 Posts
March 23 2006 14:37 GMT
#70
ROFLMAO these are fucken hilarious
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 23 2006 14:41 GMT
#71
These are pretty funny
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 14:51:28
March 23 2006 14:47 GMT
#72
On March 23 2006 16:54 decafchicken wrote:
Yo momma so fat she takes all three hits from a muta.

classic lol
edit. my lame attempt your mommas so fat splash damage doesnt work around her.
ils
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LG)Sabbath
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Argentina3024 Posts
March 23 2006 15:27 GMT
#73
On March 23 2006 17:00 IntoTheWow wrote:
Yo momma is so ugly, medics blind themselves.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on a creep colony and made a sunken colony.


HAHAH <3
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jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
March 23 2006 16:17 GMT
#74
ROFL this is such a funny thread.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
b_unnies
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
3579 Posts
March 23 2006 18:49 GMT
#75
yo momma so fat she cant even moving 1 nano meter without dying of tiredness
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
March 23 2006 19:33 GMT
#76
YO mamma is such a man and so fat that when she had an erection it made the sound and looked like a Siege tank!!!!1
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lebowskiguy
Profile Joined August 2005
Greece201 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-23 20:04:50
March 23 2006 19:53 GMT
#77
yo momma's so fat, she has to hotkey her ass in case she feels itchy
yo momma's so fat,the overlords decided to go on a strike
yo momma's so fat, she has to send a drone to see what's goin on with her toes
yo momma's so fat,the koreans scream "dropaaaaaa!!" every time she moves a step
Smokie my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1158 Posts
March 23 2006 20:10 GMT
#78
yo momma so fat, when she farts, the cloud is bigger then dark swarm and the damage is more than a nuclear silo

:p my english sucks, can someone refine the statement to make it better :D
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
March 23 2006 20:10 GMT
#79
yo momma's so fat, blizzard had to remove all vesp geysers from the game, your mom had more then enough gas!

yo momma's so fat, she's bigger then testie's ego! <---------- j/k testie <3333

yo momma's so fat, pusan's macro gave away before he could finish building her!

~_~
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
March 23 2006 20:33 GMT
#80
"yo momma so fat she sat on LT and turned it into Luna"


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL made me laugh like hell
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
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