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niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
June 25 2009 00:29 GMT
#361
Your momma so fat, they use JulyZerg's picture as the "After" part of the Before-After weightloss pills ad.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16987 Posts
June 25 2009 00:30 GMT
#362
yo momma so fat these jokes suck and aren't funny.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24682 Posts
June 25 2009 00:32 GMT
#363
On June 25 2009 09:29 niteReloaded wrote:
Your momma so fat, they use JulyZerg's picture as the "After" part of the Before-After weightloss pills ad.

I wish to veto this joke. God damn.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Aurra
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States469 Posts
June 25 2009 00:35 GMT
#364
This is the best thread on TL.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 25 2009 00:37 GMT
#365
OH FUCK this thread oh hell yeah its back!
XK ßubonic
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
June 25 2009 00:38 GMT
#366
Yo mama's so fat she needs 10 medics to heal her instead of one.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
June 25 2009 00:46 GMT
#367
Yo momma is so fat, she drank a whole spawning pool and shat out a zergling.
Retired BW Noob
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
June 25 2009 00:52 GMT
#368
Yo momma is so fat, she dunks the Protoss Mothership in her coffee and eats it for breakfast.
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Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
June 25 2009 00:52 GMT
#369
Yo momma's so fat she broke a shield battery trying to recharge.
We see things they'll never see
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 25 2009 00:57 GMT
#370
yo momma's so fat that we created the lamest thread that can possibly exist
rANDY
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United Kingdom748 Posts
June 25 2009 01:00 GMT
#371
Yo momma's so fat, combat-ex told her his rank is D+
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
June 25 2009 01:01 GMT
#372
Yo momma so fat that every trip to the toilet is known as a doomdrop.
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
June 25 2009 01:03 GMT
#373
On June 25 2009 10:01 Try wrote:
Yo momma so fat that every trip to the toilet is known as a doomdrop.


LOOOOOL wow man ~~~

made my day
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
June 25 2009 01:05 GMT
#374
... I'm pretty sure this was the first thread I ever posted in.
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Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
June 25 2009 01:29 GMT
#375
Yo momma is so fat, the reaver shot ALWAYS misfires.
rANDY
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United Kingdom748 Posts
June 25 2009 01:29 GMT
#376
yo mammas so fat bisu couldn't sneak a dt past

yo mammas so fat she upgraded speed and had infinite momentum

yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l;[9p and got banned by KeSpA
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
June 25 2009 01:31 GMT
#377
On June 25 2009 10:29 no_re wrote:

yo mammas so fat she tried to type pp but typed l;ppo9=l-l;[9p and got banned by KeSpA


LOL n1
Retired BW Noob
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-25 01:36:22
June 25 2009 01:35 GMT
#378
yo momma's so ugly, ultralisks learned how to burrow so they could hide from her nasty face
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 25 2009 01:42 GMT
#379
On June 25 2009 10:05 semioldguy wrote:
... I'm pretty sure this was the first thread I ever posted in.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54842

Yo mama is so fat, when a Queen casted Spawn Broodling on her, it spawned two ultralisks, and a hatchery.
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
June 25 2009 01:47 GMT
#380
On August 13 2008 03:05 Ozarugold wrote:
Yo momma is so ugly, Korean girls cover HER face when she's shown on TV.

Aha! I forgot I wrote this!
this is my quote.
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