-yo momma so fat when a defiler consume her he died on high cholesterol. -yo momma so fat even boxer cant micro her -yo momma so fat when a templar hallucinate her blizzard had to make a new patch. -Yo momma so fat she takes all three hits from a muta. -yo momma so fat she doest fit in the defense matrix q8D -Your momma's so fat July had to get a new nickname. -Yo momma is so ugly, medics blind themselves. -Yo momma is so fat she sat on a creep colony and made a sunken colony. -yo momma so ugly hydralisk has a new evolution in SC -Yo momma's so fat when she gets stasised, nothing else can move -YO momma is so fat SHE GOT STUCK WHILE GOING THRU THE NYDUS CANAL!!!!1111 -yo momma's so fat she got in the dropship and it crashed -Yo mommas so fat, she can only be recalled by herself. -Yo momma is so smelly she replaced the spell irradiate. -YO momma is so fat she doesnt get crabs... she gets Zerglings LOL! -yo momma is so fat she thought a battlecruiser yamato gun was static electricity from dragging her fat feet with socks on the ground !1 - yo momma is so fat she has the zerg spawning pool as SOUP!!!1 - you momma is so fat that it takes 3 larvas to morph her. -Yo momma so fat blizzard had to raise the supply limit from 200 to 400 hundred to make her buildable. -Yo mamma so fat that people had to upgrade their crappy sc computers with the latest parts to handle the load when someone did the yo momma build. -Yo momma so fat she gave birth to an Ultralisk. -Yo momma so fat she gets 7000 APM every game because her fingers are so fat they spam 6 keys at once. (lol) -Yo momma so fat she uses julyzerg as a toothpick -Yo momma so fat a dark swarm only covers 1 of her ass cheeks -Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through -Yo momma so fat, that under an arbiter, she could only be partially cloaked at any one time... -Yo momma so fat Blizzard had to add a whole new armor class. Now there's small, medium, large, and YOUR MOTHER. -Yo Momma is so fat she SIT SAT like 1k-JACK -Yo momma so fat, protoss gave up trying to warp her in from Aiur. (LoL) -Yo momma so fat, she cried when she saw this topic. -yo momma so fat arbiters have to recall her in sections. -yo momma so fat she takes up 2 slots -yo momma so fat she wont fit inside a carrier -yo momma so fat it takes two yamato shots just to wake her up -yo momma so fat she takes up the whole medic energy to charge 1 hp -yo momma so fat she blocks a bridge on gaia -yo momma so dumb that reaver AI would beat her in chess -Your momma so fat she flattened all the ramps on RoV. -yo momma so fat when she block the ramp in rpoint blizzard realized tvp was unbalanced. -yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule. -Yo momma's so fat, the protoss already have carriers by the time the 4-pool arrives -Yo momma's so fat, the Dark Archon ended world hunger when he used feedback on her. -Yo momma's so nasty, spider mines won't dare to trigger when she walks over them. -Yo momma's so ugly, the ultralisk learned burrow to escape from her. -Yo momma's so fat, she redefines the meaning of splash damage. -Yo momma's so stupid she destroys her own bunkers to get the marines back out. -Yo momma's so fat stim pack doesn't do any effect on her. -Yo momma's so fat she eats queen's broodling. -Yo momma's so fat she provokes nuclear-like effect when she farts. -Yo momma's so fat she made Norad II crash. -Yo momma's so fat , every templars morphing together can't match her size. -Yo momma's so fat terran building can't fly when she in them. -Yo momma's so fat when siege tank hits her it does concussive damage -Yo momma's so fat, that nukes only pinge her. -Yo momma's so fat, she ate all the expansions before the game start. -Yo momma is so ugly player 12 went into neutral after seeing her. -Yo mama's so fat when she sits it makes a siege sound. -Yo momma's so fat , starcraft low system requirement are now obsolete. -Yo momma's so fat, plague doesnt even lower her hp (health points). -yo momma's so fat, she only can be played in (8) Player maps -you mama's so fat she couldn't make hotkeys cuz her fingers were too fat and got 10 apm and lost gg. no re -yo mama's so ugly infested terran's ran away from her -yo mama's so ugly scourges killed themselves -yo mama's so fat she got out-run by an ensnared-reaver -yo mama's so fat drone drill failed -yo mama's so fat nukes rebounded and killed the Terran -yo mama's so fat only 1 of her can fit in a bunker -yo mama's so fat it takes a fully-charged shield battery to charge her -yo mama's so fat she sat on a burrowed lurker and it died -yo mama's so fat my bw crashed -Your momma's so fat when she sits around the hatch she sits AROUND THE HATCH. -yo momma so fat she sat on LT and turned it into Luna -yo momma so fat it costs 250 mana to recall her -yo momma so fat it costs 250 mana to maelstrom her -Yo momma so fat that she ate the cloak symbol because she thought it was a donut -Yo momma so fat that after eating Mexican she has more gas than 4 Vesp Geysers. -your mommas so fat splash damage doesnt work around her. -yo momma so fat she cant even moving 1 nano meter without dying of tiredness -YO mamma is such a man and so fat that when she had an erection it made the sound and looked like a Siege tank!!!!1 -yo momma's so fat, she has to hotkey her ass in case she feels itchy -yo momma's so fat,the overlords decided to go on a strike -yo momma's so fat, she has to send a drone to see what's goin on with her toes -yo momma's so fat,the koreans scream "dropaaaaaa!!" every time she moves a step -yo momma so fat, when she farts, the cloud is bigger then dark swarm and the damage is more than a nuclear silo -yo momma's so fat, blizzard had to remove all vesp geysers from the game, your mom had more then enough gas! -yo momma's so fat, she's bigger then testie's ego! -yo momma's so fat, pusan's macro gave away before he could finish building her! -Your momma's so fat she ate Big Game Hunters and shitted out The Hunters. -Your momma's so big Bill had to remake LT for 'playability' issues. -Your momma's so fat only parts of her can be hotkeyed. -Your momma's so big she uses her arms as bridges on Dire Straights and 4 pools everygame. -Your momma's so fat she refuses to play BloodBath because she can 'never leave her base'. -Your momma's so fat you can't NOT storm her when casting. -Your momma's so big OGN has to place the map name on the top right of the screen because noone can ever identify the map when she's playing. -Your momma's so big new players often mistake her for a building. -Yo momma's so fat she tried to join a game and got stuck. -yo mmoma so fat that now protoss have Nukes when she farts. -Yo momma's so lame, she can encode MP3s -Yo mommas so fat, she freezes Missile Turrets -Yo mommas so fat, Interceptors explode as soon as they're done building -Yo momma so fat, it takes an hour to d/c. -yo momma so stupid, DA's don't need any mana to MC her -Yo mamma so fat she only fit on 256x256 map -yo momma so fat echoofdream change race to terran -Yo momma sooooooooo fat that she took up all the supply. 200/200
today during class i was talking to 3 white guys (assume i am asian) we were talking about marks guy 1: im ok with 80s, my parents insist of 90s tho, its so fustrating guy 2 : i know what you mean, my parents are turning asian guy 3: ya my parents are turning asian as well me: my parents are turning white
Yo momma so fat blizzard had to raise the supply limit from 200 to 400 hundred to make her buildable. Yo mamma so fat that people had to upgrade their crappy sc computers with the latest parts to handle the load when someone did the yo momma build.
Edit: (one more) Yo momma so fat she gave birth to an Ultralisk.
Yo momma so fat she uses julyzerg as a toothpick Yo momma so fat a dark swarm only covers 1 of her ass cheeks Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through
yo momma so fat she wont fit inside a carrier yo momma so fat it takes two yamato shots just to wake her up yo momma so fat she takes up the whole medic energy to charge 1 hp
yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.
Yo momma's so fat, the protoss already have carriers by the time the 4-pool arrives. Yo momma's so fat, the Dark Archon ended world hunger when he used feedback on her. Yo momma's so nasty, spider mines won't dare to trigger when she walks over them. Yo momma's so ugly, the ultralisk learned burrow to escape from her. Yo momma's so fat, she redefines the meaning of splash damage.
Yo momma's so fat stim pack doesn't do any effect on her. Yo momma's so fat she eats queen's broodling. Yo momma's so fat she provokes nuclear-like effect when she farts. Yo momma's so fat she made Norad II crash. Yo momma's so fat , every templars morphing together can't match her size. Yo momma's so fat terran building can't fly when she in them.
- yo mama's so ugly infested terran's ran away from her - yo mama's so ugly scourges killed themselves - yo mama's so fat she got out-run by an ensnared-reaver - yo mama's so fat drone drill failed - yo mama's so fat nukes rebounded and killed the Terran - yo mama's so fat only 1 of her can fit in a bunker - yo mama's so fat it takes a fully-charged shield battery to charge her - yo mama's so fat she sat on a burrowed lurker and it died - yo mama's so fat my bw crashed
On March 23 2006 18:03 SpeaKinRiddleS wrote: Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through
Yo momma so fat that she ate the cloak symbol because she thought it was a donut Yo momma so fat that after eating Mexican she has more gas than 4 Vesp Geysers.
yo momma's so fat, she has to hotkey her ass in case she feels itchy yo momma's so fat,the overlords decided to go on a strike yo momma's so fat, she has to send a drone to see what's goin on with her toes yo momma's so fat,the koreans scream "dropaaaaaa!!" every time she moves a step
Your momma's so big she uses her arms as bridges on Dire Straights and 4 pools everygame.
Your momma's so fat she refuses to play BloodBath because she can 'never leave her base'.
Your momma's so fat you can't NOT storm her when casting.
Your momma's so big OGN has to place the map name on the top right of the screen because noone can ever identify the map when she's playing.
Your momma's so big new players often mistake her for a building.
Your momma was not featured in the single player missions simply because they couldn't find a single planet in the starcraft universe that could hold her weight.
are you fucking serious! you couldn't even add anything? your momas so stupid that she popped out a kid that brought back a year old thread with a useless post
YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE TRY TO MAKE OSL OR MSL STREAM WORK SHE CANT CONFIGURE NETWORK SETTINGS OR ACTIVEX CONTROLS CORRECTLY AND WHEN SHE USE SC2.ORG SHE CANT RECEIVE REGISTRATION EMAIL DUE TO SPAM FILTER AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THIS SPAM FILTER OFF
On March 23 2006 17:00 LegendaryDreams wrote: today during class i was talking to 3 white guys (assume i am asian) we were talking about marks guy 1: im ok with 80s, my parents insist of 90s tho, its so fustrating guy 2 : i know what you mean, my parents are turning asian guy 3: ya my parents are turning asian as well me: my parents are turning white
On March 24 2006 14:05 tadste wrote: -yo momma so fat the shadow u see in the starcraft movie preview when the marine is fighting 1000 zergligns its her in a dropship.
yo momma so fat that she has a heightened risk of health problems, such as heart disease, stroke, diabetes, certain types of cancer, gout (joint pain caused by excess uric acid), and gallbladder disease
yo moma so fat she use psi storm for perm yo moma so fat she farted and the players thought someone typed "breathe deep" yo moma so fat when she wear a yellow raincoat probes stick minerals up her ass
yo mamma so fat her unit sounds are all just belches and farts
yo mamma so fat iloveoov can't even macro her yo mamma so fat nada can't even micro her
yo mamma so fat tsunami's burrow ling strat doesn't work because she covers the entire area the lings are burrowed in
yo mamma's such an ugly map even koreans won't play on her
yo mamma so fat only way you'll get enough minerals to make her is by playing on a fastest map yo mamma's so ugly even if you got that money you wouldn't want to make her
Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines. Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters. Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?" Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her. Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her. Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit. Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming." Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek. Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all. Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts. Yo momma so nasty she generates creep. Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in. Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her. Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch. Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva. Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode. Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS" Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape." Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet. Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job. Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world. Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent. Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war. Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote: Don't know if these have been posted yet but....
Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines. Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters. Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?" Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her. Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her. Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit. Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming." Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek. Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all. Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts. Yo momma so nasty she generates creep. Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in. Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her. Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch. Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva. Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode. Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS" Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape." Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet. Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job. Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world. Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent. Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war. Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!
Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote: Don't know if these have been posted yet but....
Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines. Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters. Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?" Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her. Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her. Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit. Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming." Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek. Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all. Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts. Yo momma so nasty she generates creep. Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in. Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her. Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch. Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva. Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode. Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS" Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape." Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet. Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job. Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world. Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent. Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war. Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!
Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote: Don't know if these have been posted yet but....
Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines. Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters. Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?" Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her. Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her. Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit. Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming." Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek. Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all. Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts. Yo momma so nasty she generates creep. Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in. Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her. Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch. Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva. Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode. Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS" Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape." Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet. Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job. Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world. Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent. Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war. Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!
Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote: Don't know if these have been posted yet but....
Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines. Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters. Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?" Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her. Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her. Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit. Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming." Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek. Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all. Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts. Yo momma so nasty she generates creep. Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in. Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her. Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch. Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva. Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode. Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS" Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape." Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet. Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job. Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world. Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent. Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war. Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!
Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!
On January 25 2007 20:34 Scorpion wrote: Don't know if these have been posted yet but....
Yo momma so fat zerglings burrowed inside of her to get away from marines. Yo momma so fat, she's just too big to be in Big Game Hunters. Yo momma so fat she got rammed by Carriers and said, "Who's throwing rocks?" Yo momma so fat, queens never stop spawn broodling' her. Yo momma is so disgusting, she eats all the broodlings spawned on her. Yo momma so fat, she's a land unit AND an air unit. Yo momma is so disgusting, Archons say "Stench overwhelming." Yo momma so fat you have to type black sheep wall 6 times to see one ass cheek. Yo momma is so fat, she's like a defiler. She consumes everything and plagues us all. Yo momma so fat, she plays PvsT and follows a food order: 8doughnuts, 10pizzas, 12sodas, 14twinkies, 15doughnuts. Yo momma so nasty she generates creep. Yo momma so fat, Terrans use her to wall-in. Yo momma so fat, defilers die of high cholesterol when they consume her. Yo momma so fat she needs yamatos to heat her lunch. Yo momma so fat her chins generate larva. Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a siege tank in siege mode. Yo momma so fat, the scanner sweep self-destructs with the error message "UNABLE TO REVEAL PLANETS" Yo momma so fat, she needs 12 shield batteries to "keep in shape." Yo momma so fat and nasty, the Protoss and Terran forces thought she was the Zerg's home planet. Yo momma so fat, despite their name, Carriers just can't do the job. Yo momma so fat, Hallucinating her covers the other half of the world. Yo momma so stupid, she BS'd the opponent. Yo momma so fat, her shadow causes fog of war. Yo momma so fat, Blizzard added a new unit size: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CRAP RUN!
Omg scorpion you're so awesome!!!!!!1 I want to have sex with you!!!
Yo momma is so fat that 12 Command Centers beneath her couldn't lift her off. Yo momma is so fat a Siege Tank can't fire past her. Yo momma is so ugly spider mines get up and run away from her. Yo momma is so fat she needs acupuncture from Lurkers. Yo momma is so fat it is impossible to get her into red hit points. Yo momma is so fat she automatically gets the Defiler's consume without researching it. Yo momma is so fat that the Protoss can't even get a shield large enough to protect her. Yo momma is so fat and dumb she thought Reavers in her hair were lice. Yo momma is so fat the Arbiter's stasis field doesn't affect her. Yo momma is so fat it takes nine larva to morph into her.
Yo thread so long nobody reads it anymore. Yo thread so boring even talk shows aren't that repetitive. Yo thread so low-quality even refilmed mobilephone-cam fpvods are better. Yo thread so old Methusalem got jealous. Yo thread so awful it should get closed.
BUMP. This thread has the FUNNIEST jokes about sc ever. omfg more!
yo momma so fat lockdown only affects her toe ring. yo momma so dumb a probe beat her in a compliance with actions performed test. yo momma so dumb she thought scouts were effective. yo momma so fat blizzard made a new class of unit, and she STILL couldnt be created.
Yo momma is so fat she uses psionic storm to scratch her back. Yo momma is so fat, when the templar hallucinated her, the computer crashed. Yo momma is so fat, Dreiven was early to his TSL match because she ate all the BBQ.
yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.
HEY YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE CHECKED HER SPAM E-MAILS, THE PRINCE OF CAMBODIA ONLY GAVE HER A PORTION OF HIS INHERITANCE , THE OTHER PORTION HE INVESTED IT IN MEDICAL INSURANCE!!!!
yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.
On May 25 2008 13:31 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote: best joke right here + Show Spoiler +
yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.
YO mamma is such a man and so fat that when she had an erection it made the sound and looked like a Siege tank!!!!1 thats so fucking funny i love the OP
Yo momma so ugly dragoons froze then they saw her. Yo momma so fat she replaced the command center and so ugly when the scv saw her they learned to jump minerals. Yo momma so ugly the super fast glitch first happened when a hydralisk saw her. Yo momma so big when boxer unallied her every mine hit her. Yo momma so fat she can't fit on a 256x256 map they have use a custom editor for her. Yo momma so fat they you can't select her even in sc2
On March 01 2005 18:33 useLess wrote: Your mommas so fat, she tried to go on the Atkins diet but couldnt make it through the induction phase because her cravings for sweets and complex carbohydrates proved too powerful to overcome.
Your mommas so fugly, she the reason why Zergs went to hide after SC:BW Your mommas so fat, first one to built an extractor on her ass wins. Your mommas so gross, you need to wrap her with young and fresh zerglings for a defiler to consume her. Your mommas so fat, Blizzard decided to leave her out of SC2 since no hard disk could store her. Your mommas so fat, Devourer was named after her.
Yo momma so fat, she blocked the sun and blinded all units on the map Yo momma so fat, siege tanks can't hit units behind her Yo momma so fat, a reaver targeted a unit behind her and the scarab blew up halfway Yo momma so fat, she doesnt need an upgrade for siege mode. she needs an upgrade to get out of siege mode Yo momma so fat, she blocked the sun and turned Archons into Dark Archons Yo momma so fat, she sat next to a cliff and was used as a ramp
ur mom so fat, she live inside the hatch, eats larvas and then shits eggs for ultralisk ur mom so fat, she live eating larvas, thats why a hatch only can produce 3 larvas
Yo momma so fat, she doesnt need an upgrade for siege mode. she needs an upgrade to get out of siege mode Yo momma so fat, she blocked the sun and turned Archons into Dark Archons
I read this in the library and i had to walk outside to laugh. thankyou for making my stomach hurt
Your mum is so fat, when she sits on a dt, he cant be detected by a turret.
yo momma so ugly, even the panda bear guy doesn't appear on the maps. yo momma so fat, the motherships Timebomb got stuck. yo momma so stupid, she thought micro was macro.+ Show Spoiler +
yo momma so stupid she thought starcraft was based on captain kirk
Yo mommas so fat, terrans only need 1 of her to wall perfectly on medusa. Yo mommas so ugly even if she cost 0 mineral 0 gas she's still not worth making said wall.
On June 25 2009 12:47 Vision wrote: in soviet russia, your mom is skinny!
I don't think you get the Soviet Russia joke... It's reverse psychology in terms of flipping words, not anonymity. Your joke is suggesting that everywhere else in the world, skinny is your mom.
On June 25 2009 12:47 Vision wrote: in soviet russia, your mom is skinny!
I don't think you get the Soviet Russia joke... It's reverse psychology in terms of flipping words, not anonymity. Your joke is suggesting that everywhere else in the world, skinny is your mom.
so how would it sound correctly? In Soviet Russia the fat is your mother? or how?
On June 25 2009 12:47 Vision wrote: in soviet russia, your mom is skinny!
I don't think you get the Soviet Russia joke... It's reverse psychology in terms of flipping words, not atonyms. Your joke is suggesting that everywhere else in the world, skinny is your mom.
so how would it sound correctly? In Sovier Russia the fat is your mother? or how?
I'm not entirely sure, I can't think of one at the moment. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it when you say "In Soviet Russia, .... .... your mother!" compared to "In Soviet Russia, .... .... you!" but I'm sure with the genius of TL someone take think of one.
Your mommas so fat that she went on a diet but then she failed the diet because she's fat and doesnt have the willpower to stay on a diet, only to have high cholesterol and and awful fat/muscle ratio. she then died of stomach ulcers and morbid obesity while spamming worker commands at the start of a brood war match, creating a remakable and disqueting story that's somewhat comprised of a fantasmagoria of fear, grief, breakdown and exaltation.
Yo momma so fat, she farts dark swarms Yo momma so fat, she mistakes stasised units for ice cream and eats them Yo momma such a shame, she is the reason Kerrigan betrayed the human race Yo momma so fat, she uses a sunken colony as a stygian machine Yo momma so fat, she plays bowling with pylons Yo momma so fat, she needs a control group of lurkers just to give her a foot massage
On June 25 2009 23:31 Scorch wrote: Yo momma so fat, she farts dark swarms Yo momma so fat, she mistakes stasised units for ice cream and eats them Yo momma such a shame, she is the reason Kerrigan betrayed the human race Yo momma so fat, she uses a sunken colony as a stygian machine Yo momma so fat, she plays bowling with pylons Yo momma so fat, she needs a control group of lurkers just to give her a foot massage
Yo mamma sooo fat that when she wanted to watch a live televised game of BroodWar in Yeongsan stadium people instead believed that bigfoot came down from the mountains and the authorities were promptly called
On June 26 2009 09:43 Probe. wrote: Sigurd's momma is so fat, it makes him angry just to read any other yo momma jokes because they remind him of his mom.
Yo momma soo stupid, while she was atop the Peaks of Baekdu and hollared into the mists below, she perceived the echo as a being from an unseen companion, and in her delirium tried to engage in verbal niceties and pleas for helicopter rescue.
Yo momma so fat when she unburrows SC freezes Yo momma so fat when she logs on ICCup the server goes down Yo momma so fat consuming ultralisks gives her no energy Yo momma so fat SC crashes when shes hallucinated Yo momma so fat she can't stop consuming Yo momma so dumb she went to ICCup for a drink Yo momma so dumb she thought Combat-EX wouldn't dodge her Yo momma so dumb shes still waiting for savior to destroy everyone in 2009
Yo momma so fat that when she stumbled she created the map Blue Storm. Yo momma so dumb she actually tried to construct additional pylons. (shes a zerg unit, right?) Yo momma so stubborn she got stuck in the narrow ramp in 815. Yo momma so fat that she takes 3 slots in one game. Yo momma so fat they are planning to make 894x894 dimension maps for SC2. Yo momma so smart she unplugs the internet when she loses a iccup game. Yo momma so ugly they invented the command Burrow. Yo momma so fat that using spawn broodling on her crashes the game. Yo momma so fat that landing a building on her actually destroys the building itself. Yo momma so stupid shes laughing as she reads this thread
Ok First if shes that fat why in the world would take? "-Yo momma so fat they had to grease the nydus canal and hold a piece of bacon on the other side to get her through" id say DAMN!
yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote: yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote: yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote: yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge
Your mother is so stupid, that when she came upon the finest Khaydarin crystal ever made, that was inlaid into the amulet of Adun himself to herald a new age of pristine majesty among the warring Protoss tribes, she thought to herself, "behold, for if I use this in my BeDazzler, I will have some cute pimp shit to wear." But then, with the purest crystal defiled, unspeakable, horrible, cosmic forces consumed the souls of even the strongest warriors, and evaporated the bright stars that brought life to the Protoss worlds, leaving naught but cold, black, and empty shells scattered throughout the dead cosmos.
Edit: Shit, I swear I did not read MorningMusume's post before writing this, but credit to him for coming up with the idea first.
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote: yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote: yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge
LOL
The better part of this is that there are many similar posts in this thread: topical jokes that aren't funny except that they are a reference to a recent (sc) event. There's a lot of sc history contained in this thread in that way, encapsulated in jokes that don't seem to make sense but people seem to be quoting and laughing at.
On December 27 2009 07:46 LordWeird wrote: Yo momma so dirty her wire-frame is brown.
and
On December 27 2009 07:31 ilj.psa wrote: yo momma is so stupid she torrented Avatar and enjoyed the movie, specially its " strong plot" and " overall insightfull storyline"
yo moma is so fat, she had to wear 3D Contact lenses to watch avatar since the regulars didn't fit
These aren't even broodwar related. Get the fuck out.
On December 27 2009 07:31 ilj.psa wrote: yo momma is so stupid she torrented Avatar and enjoyed the movie, specially its " strong plot" and " overall insightfull storyline"
yo moma is so fat, she had to wear 3D Contact lenses to watch avatar since the regulars didn't fit
These aren't even broodwar related. Get the fuck out.
On December 27 2009 07:46 LordWeird wrote: Yo momma so dirty her wire-frame is brown.
On December 27 2009 07:31 ilj.psa wrote: yo momma is so stupid she torrented Avatar and enjoyed the movie, specially its " strong plot" and " overall insightfull storyline"
yo moma is so fat, she had to wear 3D Contact lenses to watch avatar since the regulars didn't fit
These aren't even broodwar related. Get the fuck out.
well in my defense ITS THE SAME UNITS MAN if you see no correlation between avatar and brood war units perhaps you should get the fuck out
On December 27 2009 05:40 Hot_Bid wrote: yo mama so stupid, she doesnt cancel her 12hatch or defend properly from bunker rush after losing first overlord to an obvious proxy 8-rax on heartbreak ridge
On December 27 2009 08:02 EsX_Raptor wrote: Yo mama does so many weird BOs that IdrA keeps on losing to her because "he's never played against such stupid shit before."
this reminded me yo moma is so fat she covers the whole map and Idra always loses saying "she wins by doing nothing"
Yo momma so stupid she dies to an in-base 2 gate proxy even when she scouted the pylon
YO momma so fat that when you even attempt to build her "no more units can be created" and windows encounters THREE fatal system errors and all the .dll's in the windows folder delete themselves rendering the computer useless
yo momma so stupid she set the latency to extra high at the start of the game on fastest possible V 2.0
Yo momma SO DUMB she 5 fac without goliath or scan hahaha
I think the momma that gave birth to the dude that necro'd this thread needs to be congratulated on her fine offspring. Go join TL.net and find the oldest thread you can and make a good joke son! Make momma proud! Make momma proud!
Your mom is so fat, dark swarm doesn't prevent her from taking damage. Your mom is so fat, valkeries and corsairs can hit her. Your mom is so fat, her death animation plays for 5 years. Your mom is so fat, spawn broodlign spawns 5 billion broodlings. Your mom is so fat, when she consumes an ultralisk, she recovers 1 mana. Your mom is so fat, 'walking' costs her 250 mana. Your mom is so fat, when she stepped out of the way, Dark templar's home planet has sun light again. Your mom is so fat, she triggers every spider mine on the map. Your mom is so fat, irradiate does nothign to her.
EPT
