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So i'm working for Ernst&Young in Vietnam (for those who don't know, it's an accounting firm). This week i'm assigned to audit this company which is located in a industrial park outside of Hanoi.
I reached here around 8 a.m, and started doing my stuffs.
It was 12 p.m, and the client invited us for lunch. They had a kitchen and cooked their own food. So it was a normal meal like any other Vietnamese meal. We got rice, boiled vegetables, pork rib stew, stir fried beef with onion ... and fried fish. Fuck yea, I love fish.
Eventually it was the fish stomach which was left on the plate. So i was like "well since no one wants it" and put it into my bowl. Some weird looking particles caught my eyes. They looked like tiny stones, white, kinda ............ tooth-like.
Indeed, those were human teeth. I placed it on the table, confused. Everyone else was like "WTF?". One guy called the chef, we asked him where he got the fish. He said one of the guys who worked in the kitchen went fishing and caught it. We asked that dude, he was like "Yea this morning, at the small pond in the cemetery".
I was like "Oh cemete-WHAT?!"
One girl vomited on the spot lol I was extremely grossed out but tried to keep my calm.
tl;dr: i ate a fish which happened to have human teeth inside his stomach ...
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That's really disgusting. D:
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Nice. Its just the circle of life. Things get tossed around a lot. Like the nutrients in your body have been a part of a lot of things before they became a part of your body.
its only natural that we eat things that have been part of another human sooner or later.
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One more reason to avoid SEA cuisine :|
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Oh god that's disgusting..
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........eww......ewww....... this is like a bad wtf...words can't describe what I'm thinking. So... so wrong. /shudder
And who the fuck fishes in a cemetery?
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Has this spoiled your appetite for fish for the next years?
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On August 25 2010 15:37 Schnake wrote:
Has this spoiled your appetite for fish for the next years?
yea and pretty much anything for the rest of the day ... -_-
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Kind of reminds me of that time when I was little I ate a mussel which had a small crab inside it. Felt that initial crunch and spat it out. Wasn't able to eat another mussel until couple years ago, although I check the insides of every mussel.
No, but yeah back on topic. Should throw that tooth back to the pond man. It's bad luck to keep that. Anyways, why the hell does a cemetery exist so close to a pond. Erosion happens when it rains or flood.
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that's kinda cool that the people working in the kitchen caught their own fish...
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Could be worse, the teeth could have just been loose in the soup and belonged to the chef or something.
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I think eating fish stomach is just as gross as finding the human teeth 
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On August 25 2010 15:53 BlackJack wrote:I think eating fish stomach is just as gross as finding the human teeth
when u deep fries it tastes awesome imo :3
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On August 25 2010 15:49 FuriousJodo wrote:
Could be worse, the teeth could have just been loose in the soup and belonged to the chef or something.
I'd rather eat something with a tooth of a living person dropped into it, than a fish/any animal that ATE A DEAD PERSON. WTF! The teeth is not that disgusting, but if you think about it, teeth aren't edible so the fish must have ate the head of a person. YUCKS.......
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Hahaha disgusting but funny story.
The famous Nile Perch, in the Victoria Lake in Africa was fed corpses from the Rwanda conflicts that were thrown into the lake. The countries adjacent to the lake exported thousands of tons of nile perch to Europe during the civil war in Rwanda. Thanks god, european supermarkets remove the fishes' stomach before selling them :D
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On August 25 2010 16:03 Vinnesta wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2010 15:49 FuriousJodo wrote:
Could be worse, the teeth could have just been loose in the soup and belonged to the chef or something. I'd rather eat something with a tooth of a living person dropped into it, than a fish/any animal that ATE A DEAD PERSON. WTF! The teeth is not that disgusting, but if you think about it, teeth aren't edible so the fish must have ate the head of a person. YUCKS.......
[13:24] L2W - Mitz: i bet that fish ate some dead dicks as well /ohho
[13:24] L2W - Mitz: enjoy your dick sandwich
convo with a friend
T__T
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thedeadhaji
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That's pretty weird...guess there were some teeth lying around for the fish to gobble up O_O
Blog worthy indeed xD
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Sweeeeet! My day just improved by at least 60%! :D
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You make me NEVER want to Eat Fish Ever Again....
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Hmm nobody has noticed it so far... This is a ninja-bragging blog! The OP's story has nothing whatsoever to do with him working at Ernst&Young, except that he's in Vietnam. Congrats on getting a job there, and 5/5 for excellent ninja-bragging skills!
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On August 25 2010 16:42 Vinnesta wrote:
Hmm nobody has noticed it so far... This is a ninja-bragging blog! The OP's story has nothing whatsoever to do with him working at Ernst&Young, except that he's in Vietnam. Congrats on getting a job there, and 5/5 for excellent ninja-bragging skills!
wow u saw through me
;(
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Lol ive found some fucked up shit inside fish stomachs before but never anything like that. Thats disgusting dude, you basically ate a dead person.
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Lol this is such an epic tale, thanks for sharing.
And I hope it never happens to you again 
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Certainly blog worthy LOLOL Holy shit man that sucks. but wtf were u eating lunch at 12 am?! :D
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On August 25 2010 15:44 StarLight wrote:
Kind of reminds me of that time when I was little I ate a mussel which had a small crab inside it. Felt that initial crunch and spat it out. Wasn't able to eat another mussel until couple years ago, although I check the insides of every mussel.
LOL that happened to my mom a couple days back at a Korean BBQ!! No one was really grossed out by that tho, we were all just fascinated by it and took pictures xD
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maybe you should get yourself checked out. i mean how the fuck did the teeth get into that fish?
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1. Quit job
2. Buy fishing equipment
3. Get to the cemetary
4. You´ll hit gold teeth sooner or later
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wow... You just killed fish for me, fuck you
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On August 25 2010 18:56 Sephy69 wrote:
maybe you should get yourself checked out. i mean how the fuck did the teeth get into that fish?
It was probably feeding off of human flesh??
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teeth in a your fish is pretty wierd, but why is everyone freaking out? Is it so disgusting that a fish ate a corpse? The same fish could also have been eating fish corpses. Is that disgusting too?
You're shoveling dead shit inside your mouth too
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On August 25 2010 18:34 AdamFox wrote:
Certainly blog worthy LOLOL Holy shit man that sucks. but wtf were u eating lunch at 12 am?! :D
oops i meant p.m
fixed
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hahhahahaha, that's fucking horrible.. But i lol'd hard irl.
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I think I'll never eat fish in vn ever again ;o gross, but I guess anything is possible there ;x
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
On August 25 2010 15:33 Craton wrote:
One more reason to avoid SEA cuisine :|
south east asian cuisine is the best, noob!
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CA10829 Posts
On August 25 2010 20:46 alffla wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2010 15:33 Craton wrote:
One more reason to avoid SEA cuisine :| south east asian cuisine is the best, noob!
i agree! except for apparently vietnamese food
>_>
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On August 25 2010 19:26 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
1. Quit job
2. Buy fishing equipment
3. Get to the cemetary
4. You´ll hit gold teeth sooner or later
Sounds like a plan! Lez doooo iit.
Anyway, I find it kinda hilarious that you found a tooth in your fish. Might only be me with my sick twisted humour.
Will you eat fish again?
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On August 25 2010 21:45 DemiSe wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2010 19:26 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
1. Quit job
2. Buy fishing equipment
3. Get to the cemetary
4. You´ll hit gold teeth sooner or later Sounds like a plan! Lez doooo iit. Anyway, I find it kinda hilarious that you found a tooth in your fish. Might only be me with my sick twisted humour. Will you eat fish again?
not for the next ... iono ... 20 decades?
nah j/k actually now i don't feel that bad anymore ... a little bit uneasy inside still, but not as disturbed as i was this afternoon ...
maybe THAT'S the scary thing? i ate a man-eater fish and didn't even feel awfully bad about it ...
im such a sick fuck X(
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I hope you enjoyed your free calcium.
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Korea (South)1897 Posts
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so the fish was eating decaying mans jaw meat and sucked up some teeth by accident, don't be such a wuss.
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hahahha, great story man!
I hope you aren't pissed, this is definitely something you can tell your grandkids about in spare time.
I would approach this with humor, not something you experience on a daily basis.
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On August 25 2010 15:35 dudeman001 wrote:
........eww......ewww....... this is like a bad wtf...words can't describe what I'm thinking. So... so wrong. /shudder
And who the fuck fishes in a cemetery?
I just wanted to reiterate, "And who the fuck fishes in a cemetery?"
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Calgary25991 Posts
WOW that is unreal disgusting hahaha
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