11 != 12

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 08:42 GMT

I bought a dozen eggs this morning.

I got home.

There were only 11 eggs in said dozen egg carton. On top of that I broke one on the way home.

I only have 10 eggs. I feel sad.

Moral of the story: Next time you see someone checking their eggs at the supermarket, know that they're doing it with good reason.

brb, making eggs.

LosingID8

CA10824 Posts

May 16 2008 08:44 GMT

lol sucks man

alffla

Hong Kong20321 Posts

May 16 2008 08:45 GMT

egggggggggzzzzzzzzzzz

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 08:46 GMT

Urgent Update!

From how STUCK the broken egg is to the box, I am confident to declare that this egg was already broken by the time I bought it (it's only been 30 minutes max since I bought these eggs). I literally cannot get said broken egg out of the box b/c it is adhered so strongly.

Again, lessen learned. Always check your eggs before buying them

Hittegods

Stockholm4640 Posts

May 16 2008 08:47 GMT

I bet all the eggs were white. Racist.

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 08:47 GMT

BITCH THE YELLOW UNS AND WHITE UNS ARE HOLDING HANDS!!

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 08:48 GMT

AnD THE SHELLS WERE BROWN

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 08:48 GMT

Racial harmony bitch!

(oh wait there's no black uns.)

NarutO

Germany18839 Posts

May 16 2008 08:51 GMT

seriously WHAT THE FUCK!

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 08:52 GMT

#10

The fucking eastern european cleaning ladies need to learn not to fucking take shit off the stove when we're fucking cooking goddamn wtf we know what we're doing bitch we wont burn the place down even if we're not tending to the stove every single fucking second wtf yea other that that one guy across the hall who fucking set fire to his fucking wooden cutting board wtf how do you burn a fucking cutting board ffs you have to be mentally challenged to do that fuck and he's destroyed so many pots and pans by burning them it's not even funny alright maybe they do have a point but shit ti's fucking annoying when you expect your eggs to be done and go and they're off to the side and only half done shit goddamn fuck you all.

Polis

Poland1292 Posts

May 16 2008 08:52 GMT

#11

Did you seen any Japanese near those eggs? They often steal one egg and broke one. Damn Japanese.

Last Romantic

United States20661 Posts

May 16 2008 08:54 GMT

#12

trhose fucking japs

korea egg is number one

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 08:55 GMT

#13

On May 16 2008 17:52 Polis wrote:
Did you seen any Japanese near those eggs? They often steal one egg and broke one. Damn Japanese.

Fuck man, next time I see them I'll shove a China pride thread in their faces!

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 08:57 GMT

#14

I just passed by the said cleaning lady. I ignored her and headed to my eggs as she said hi. As I was 2 steps beyond her, she said hi again, as if she NEEDED my recognition to be satisfied in her meager existence cleaning dormrooms for a living.

I said hi w/o even looking back at her.

I sprinkled some salt on my eggs.

Konni

Germany3044 Posts

May 16 2008 09:00 GMT

#15

did you cook all of them?

Raithed

China7078 Posts

May 16 2008 09:02 GMT

#16

LMAO
wtf

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

May 16 2008 09:04 GMT

#17

I cooked 5.

1 down, 4 to go.

I will cook the other 5 tomorrow.

It's a saturday tomorrow so no eastern european minimum wage ladies to take my eggs off the stove YES!!

Hittegods

Stockholm4640 Posts

May 16 2008 09:08 GMT

#18

Should have sprinkled something on her eggs. Time to start a family, holmes.