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CA10825 Posts
lol sucks man
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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I bet all the eggs were white. Racist.
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thedeadhaji
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BITCH THE YELLOW UNS AND WHITE UNS ARE HOLDING HANDS!!
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thedeadhaji
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AnD THE SHELLS WERE BROWN
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thedeadhaji
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Racial harmony bitch!
(oh wait there's no black uns.)
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thedeadhaji
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The fucking eastern european cleaning ladies need to learn not to fucking take shit off the stove when we're fucking cooking goddamn wtf we know what we're doing bitch we wont burn the place down even if we're not tending to the stove every single fucking second wtf yea other that that one guy across the hall who fucking set fire to his fucking wooden cutting board wtf how do you burn a fucking cutting board ffs you have to be mentally challenged to do that fuck and he's destroyed so many pots and pans by burning them it's not even funny alright maybe they do have a point but shit ti's fucking annoying when you expect your eggs to be done and go and they're off to the side and only half done shit goddamn fuck you all.
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Did you seen any Japanese near those eggs? They often steal one egg and broke one. Damn Japanese.
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United States20661 Posts
trhose fucking japs
korea egg is number one
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thedeadhaji
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On May 16 2008 17:52 Polis wrote: Did you seen any Japanese near those eggs? They often steal one egg and broke one. Damn Japanese.
Fuck man, next time I see them I'll shove a China pride thread in their faces!
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thedeadhaji
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I just passed by the said cleaning lady. I ignored her and headed to my eggs as she said hi. As I was 2 steps beyond her, she said hi again, as if she NEEDED my recognition to be satisfied in her meager existence cleaning dormrooms for a living.
I said hi w/o even looking back at her.
I sprinkled some salt on my eggs.
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did you cook all of them?
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thedeadhaji
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I cooked 5.
1 down, 4 to go.
I will cook the other 5 tomorrow.
It's a saturday tomorrow so no eastern european minimum wage ladies to take my eggs off the stove YES!!
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Should have sprinkled something on her eggs. Time to start a family, holmes.
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thedeadhaji
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actually, now that I think about it, her eggs are probably broken already lololol.
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At least they weren't brown
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Well, buh-hu, you have a cleaning lady to clean for you. Some of us have to clean our own dorm kitchen 
Also, HI HAJI!!
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Well, no, that sucks of course, not as much as just getting 10 eggs when you pay for 12, but still
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drunk thread?
haji is slowly turning into a degenerate!
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Germany2896 Posts
On May 16 2008 22:57 Hawk wrote: drunk thread?
haji is slowly turning into a degenerate! No just too much exposure to the chans.
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Hajizzles fo shizzles, bashing on racizzles~
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he covers korizzies all in his jizzies japanizle is the rizzle dizzle
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thedeadhaji
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I swear I'm sober lol!
I mean common drunk at 9am? =S
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thedeadhaji
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BUT I AM GOING TO GET FUCKING TRASHED TONIGHT I THINK B/C I GOT A HIGH PASS ON MY EXAMS LOL?????????
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Don't do it! I think I might have gotten drunk (intoxicated?) yesterday, and this morning I felt like hell.
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thedeadhaji
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I HAVE TO ROW AT 8am Tomorrow (saturday) TOO FUCK I DONT CARE I'M DRINKING ANYWAYS WHOO
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Calgary25977 Posts
Wow, I feel like I'm watching Haji on The Real World: England. Never seen someone go from straight-edge to alcoholic in such a short time. :D
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On May 17 2008 00:12 Chill wrote: Wow, I feel like I'm watching Haji on The Real World: England. Never seen someone go from straight-edge to alcoholic in such a short time. :D
Yeah i know lol. I used to view him as this straight a, spamming machine from princeton. Then the last month or so, he turned into a raging alchy
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thedeadhaji
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I haven't ran around town naked
.. ... yet
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That's what happens when you make over 20k posts while studying at an ivy league school.
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yea, the reason people check their eggs is to make sure none of them are sticking, and hence cracked/broken
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In medieval times the person that packaged those eggs would probably have been executed. Sigh, those were better days.
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Haji is resorting to live reporting his own life now?
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United States37500 Posts
oh haji, what have you become.
Chill for the truth.
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United States37500 Posts
Btw, you suck a shopping for groceries, non-egg checker, you.
That is all.
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Seriously, what kind of noob doesn't check his eggs?
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You know what they call guys like you in the egg packaging business? Suckers.
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How does it feel to know that grandmothers everywhere are laughing at you?
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On May 17 2008 04:48 SonuvBob wrote: How does it feel to know that grandmothers everywhere are laughing at you?
Probably not as bad as pussy little Victor hiding from Nazgul.
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It's a vacation. Meanie.
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On May 17 2008 04:59 SonuvBob wrote:It's a vacation. Meanie. 
^_^
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On May 17 2008 04:48 SonuvBob wrote: How does it feel to know that grandmothers everywhere are laughing at you? Hahahah
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On May 17 2008 04:59 SonuvBob wrote:It's a vacation. Meanie. 
Was his plane home canceled?
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dude, you ALWAYS check the eggs before you buy em, for broken eggs and for bad looking eggs
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United States37500 Posts
On May 17 2008 04:59 SonuvBob wrote:It's a vacation. Meanie. 
Apparently in victor time, a week means a month for the rest of us.
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On May 17 2008 07:50 useLess wrote: dude, you ALWAYS check the eggs before you buy em, for broken eggs and for bad looking eggs I'm surprised Haji doesn't check to make sure there aren't any brown ones in there.
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u really got jacked on this one
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Sorry man, you are starting from a flawed idea. 11 is in fact equal to 12:
11 = = 11.5 - 1/2 = 11.5 - sqrt(1)/2 = 11.5 - sqrt( (-1)*(-1) ) / 2 = 11.5 - sqrt(-1)*sqrt(-1)/2 = 11.5 - i*i/2 = 11.5 - (-1)/2 = 11.5 + 1/2 = 12
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thedeadhaji
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On May 17 2008 08:11 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 17 2008 07:50 useLess wrote: dude, you ALWAYS check the eggs before you buy em, for broken eggs and for bad looking eggs I'm surprised Haji doesn't check to make sure there aren't any brown ones in there.
They were all brown! :O
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Some eggs are more equal than others
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thedeadhaji
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Germany / USA16648 Posts
haji has become corrupted by 2chan
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thedeadhaji
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Could be worse .. I don't have eggs
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CA10825 Posts
i have 7 eggs but i'm moving out tomorrow...
maybe i need to make eggs??
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= 11.5 - sqrt(1)/2 = 11.5 - sqrt( (-1)*(-1) ) / 2
That's just wrong. It's both 1 and -1.
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On May 18 2008 01:38 alpskomleko wrote: = 11.5 - sqrt(1)/2 = 11.5 - sqrt( (-1)*(-1) ) / 2
That's just wrong. It's both 1 and -1.
Romanian.
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