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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 08:42 GMT
#1
I bought a dozen eggs this morning.

I got home.

There were only 11 eggs in said dozen egg carton. On top of that I broke one on the way home.

I only have 10 eggs. I feel sad.



Moral of the story: Next time you see someone checking their eggs at the supermarket, know that they're doing it with good reason.


brb, making eggs.

*****
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
May 16 2008 08:44 GMT
#2
lol sucks man
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 16 2008 08:45 GMT
#3
egggggggggzzzzzzzzzzz
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 08:46 GMT
#4
Urgent Update!

From how STUCK the broken egg is to the box, I am confident to declare that this egg was already broken by the time I bought it (it's only been 30 minutes max since I bought these eggs). I literally cannot get said broken egg out of the box b/c it is adhered so strongly.


Again, lessen learned. Always check your eggs before buying them
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
May 16 2008 08:47 GMT
#5
I bet all the eggs were white. Racist.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 08:47 GMT
#6
BITCH THE YELLOW UNS AND WHITE UNS ARE HOLDING HANDS!!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 08:48 GMT
#7
AnD THE SHELLS WERE BROWN
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 08:48 GMT
#8
Racial harmony bitch!

(oh wait there's no black uns.)
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
May 16 2008 08:51 GMT
#9
seriously WHAT THE FUCK!
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 08:52 GMT
#10
The fucking eastern european cleaning ladies need to learn not to fucking take shit off the stove when we're fucking cooking goddamn wtf we know what we're doing bitch we wont burn the place down even if we're not tending to the stove every single fucking second wtf yea other that that one guy across the hall who fucking set fire to his fucking wooden cutting board wtf how do you burn a fucking cutting board ffs you have to be mentally challenged to do that fuck and he's destroyed so many pots and pans by burning them it's not even funny alright maybe they do have a point but shit ti's fucking annoying when you expect your eggs to be done and go and they're off to the side and only half done shit goddamn fuck you all.
Polis
Profile Joined January 2005
Poland1292 Posts
May 16 2008 08:52 GMT
#11
Did you seen any Japanese near those eggs? They often steal one egg and broke one. Damn Japanese.
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20666 Posts
May 16 2008 08:54 GMT
#12
trhose fucking japs

korea egg is number one
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 08:55 GMT
#13
On May 16 2008 17:52 Polis wrote:
Did you seen any Japanese near those eggs? They often steal one egg and broke one. Damn Japanese.


Fuck man, next time I see them I'll shove a China pride thread in their faces!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 08:57 GMT
#14
I just passed by the said cleaning lady. I ignored her and headed to my eggs as she said hi. As I was 2 steps beyond her, she said hi again, as if she NEEDED my recognition to be satisfied in her meager existence cleaning dormrooms for a living.

I said hi w/o even looking back at her.

I sprinkled some salt on my eggs.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
May 16 2008 09:00 GMT
#15
did you cook all of them?
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
May 16 2008 09:02 GMT
#16
LMAO
wtf
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 09:04 GMT
#17
I cooked 5.

1 down, 4 to go.

I will cook the other 5 tomorrow.

It's a saturday tomorrow so no eastern european minimum wage ladies to take my eggs off the stove YES!!
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
May 16 2008 09:08 GMT
#18
Should have sprinkled something on her eggs. Time to start a family, holmes.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 09:10 GMT
#19
LOLOLOL FUCK NOICE (KNOIFE?) ONE

thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 09:11 GMT
#20
actually, now that I think about it, her eggs are probably broken already lololol.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
May 16 2008 09:16 GMT
#21
At least they weren't brown
This neo violence, pure self defiance
FunFluffyBunny
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Sweden1696 Posts
May 16 2008 10:00 GMT
#22
Well, buh-hu, you have a cleaning lady to clean for you. Some of us have to clean our own dorm kitchen

Also, HI HAJI!!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 10:21 GMT
#23
hihi~~

but do you want to be forced to pay them when you don't really want to? (it's obviously included into our college bill considerations)
FunFluffyBunny
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Sweden1696 Posts
May 16 2008 11:02 GMT
#24
Well, no, that sucks of course, not as much as just getting 10 eggs when you pay for 12, but still
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
May 16 2008 13:57 GMT
#25
drunk thread?

haji is slowly turning into a degenerate!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
May 16 2008 14:21 GMT
#26
On May 16 2008 22:57 Hawk wrote:
drunk thread?

haji is slowly turning into a degenerate!

No just too much exposure to the chans.
LiquipediaOne eye to kill. Two eyes to live.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 16 2008 14:27 GMT
#27
Hajizzles fo shizzles, bashing on racizzles~
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
May 16 2008 14:41 GMT
#28
he covers korizzies all in his jizzies
japanizle is the rizzle dizzle
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 14:52 GMT
#29
I swear I'm sober lol!

I mean common drunk at 9am? =S

thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 14:52 GMT
#30
BUT I AM GOING TO GET FUCKING TRASHED TONIGHT I THINK B/C I GOT A HIGH PASS ON MY EXAMS LOL?????????
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
May 16 2008 14:54 GMT
#31
Don't do it! I think I might have gotten drunk (intoxicated?) yesterday, and this morning I felt like hell.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 14:55 GMT
#32
I HAVE TO ROW AT 8am Tomorrow (saturday) TOO FUCK I DONT CARE I'M DRINKING ANYWAYS WHOO
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
May 16 2008 15:12 GMT
#33
Wow, I feel like I'm watching Haji on The Real World: England. Never seen someone go from straight-edge to alcoholic in such a short time. :D
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
May 16 2008 15:14 GMT
#34
On May 17 2008 00:12 Chill wrote:
Wow, I feel like I'm watching Haji on The Real World: England. Never seen someone go from straight-edge to alcoholic in such a short time. :D


Yeah i know lol. I used to view him as this straight a, spamming machine from princeton. Then the last month or so, he turned into a raging alchy
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 16 2008 15:17 GMT
#35
I haven't ran around town naked

..
...
yet
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 16 2008 15:19 GMT
#36
That's what happens when you make over 20k posts while studying at an ivy league school.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-16 17:50:48
May 16 2008 17:39 GMT
#37
yea, the reason people check their eggs is to make sure none of them are sticking, and hence cracked/broken
Do you really want chat rooms?
himurakenshin
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1845 Posts
May 16 2008 18:55 GMT
#38
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
May 16 2008 19:05 GMT
#39
In medieval times the person that packaged those eggs would probably have been executed. Sigh, those were better days.
bg
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
May 16 2008 19:06 GMT
#40
Haji is resorting to live reporting his own life now?
Administrator
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
May 16 2008 19:19 GMT
#41
oh haji, what have you become.

Chill for the truth.
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
May 16 2008 19:20 GMT
#42
Btw, you suck a shopping for groceries, non-egg checker, you.

That is all.
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
May 16 2008 19:43 GMT
#43
Seriously, what kind of noob doesn't check his eggs?
Administrator
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
May 16 2008 19:46 GMT
#44
You know what they call guys like you in the egg packaging business? Suckers.
Administrator
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
May 16 2008 19:48 GMT
#45
How does it feel to know that grandmothers everywhere are laughing at you?
Administrator
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 16 2008 19:54 GMT
#46
On May 17 2008 04:48 SonuvBob wrote:
How does it feel to know that grandmothers everywhere are laughing at you?


Probably not as bad as pussy little Victor hiding from Nazgul.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
May 16 2008 19:59 GMT
#47
It's a vacation. Meanie.
Administrator
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
May 16 2008 20:00 GMT
#48
On May 17 2008 04:59 SonuvBob wrote:
It's a vacation. Meanie.


^_^
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
May 16 2008 21:04 GMT
#49
On May 17 2008 04:48 SonuvBob wrote:
How does it feel to know that grandmothers everywhere are laughing at you?

Hahahah
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
May 16 2008 22:26 GMT
#50
On May 17 2008 04:59 SonuvBob wrote:
It's a vacation. Meanie.


Was his plane home canceled?
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
May 16 2008 22:50 GMT
#51
dude, you ALWAYS check the eggs before you buy em, for broken eggs and for bad looking eggs
Moonlight Shadow
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
May 16 2008 22:52 GMT
#52
On May 17 2008 04:59 SonuvBob wrote:
It's a vacation. Meanie.


Apparently in victor time, a week means a month for the rest of us.
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
May 16 2008 23:11 GMT
#53
On May 17 2008 07:50 useLess wrote:
dude, you ALWAYS check the eggs before you buy em, for broken eggs and for bad looking eggs

I'm surprised Haji doesn't check to make sure there aren't any brown ones in there.
Administrator
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 16 2008 23:52 GMT
#54
u really got jacked on this one
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
May 17 2008 01:15 GMT
#55
Sorry man, you are starting from a flawed idea. 11 is in fact equal to 12:

11 =
= 11.5 - 1/2
= 11.5 - sqrt(1)/2
= 11.5 - sqrt( (-1)*(-1) ) / 2
= 11.5 - sqrt(-1)*sqrt(-1)/2
= 11.5 - i*i/2
= 11.5 - (-1)/2
= 11.5 + 1/2
= 12
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 17 2008 01:44 GMT
#56
On May 17 2008 08:11 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2008 07:50 useLess wrote:
dude, you ALWAYS check the eggs before you buy em, for broken eggs and for bad looking eggs

I'm surprised Haji doesn't check to make sure there aren't any brown ones in there.


They were all brown! :O
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 17 2008 01:50 GMT
#57
Some eggs are more equal than others
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 17 2008 02:01 GMT
#58
I love Jathins.

plural!
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
May 17 2008 05:44 GMT
#59
haji has become corrupted by 2chan
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 17 2008 10:21 GMT
#60
and the Brits.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
May 17 2008 10:23 GMT
#61
Could be worse .. I don't have eggs
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
May 17 2008 10:25 GMT
#62
i have 7 eggs but i'm moving out tomorrow...

maybe i need to make eggs??
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alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
May 17 2008 16:38 GMT
#63
= 11.5 - sqrt(1)/2
= 11.5 - sqrt( (-1)*(-1) ) / 2

That's just wrong. It's both 1 and -1.
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
ZBiR
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
Poland1092 Posts
May 18 2008 15:03 GMT
#64
On May 18 2008 01:38 alpskomleko wrote:
= 11.5 - sqrt(1)/2
= 11.5 - sqrt( (-1)*(-1) ) / 2

That's just wrong. It's both 1 and -1.


Romanian.
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