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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
Little sister brings over her BF -> break up -> I'm considered a villain lololol
Format: Reply #, time stamp, session ID (denotes who is posting - only op matters so he is highlighted in blue)
Hopefully it's at least a little easier to read than the last few I've posted.
Text content somewhat NSFW!
1 ： 13:16:02.74 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
What the fuck lololol Sister crying hardcore lol
3 ： 13:16:44.92 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>1
In 3 lines plz.
7 ： 13:17:15.95 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
>>3
BF comes
Remote control for vibrator out of pocket
I reveal it in front of family lolol
8 ： 13:18:02.06 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>7
Is that the sister's pocket?
10 ： 13:18:16.74 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
>>8
BF lolololol
13 ： 13:19:53.25 ID:DW9o+hvY0
So the BF inserted the remote vibrator into your sister,
put the remote into his pocket,
and came to your house lololol.
17 ： 13:21:32.44 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Introduction of BF or w/e, so
there was a thingy w/ family
Sister goes and picks BF up, and they arrive at our house.
Me, parents, sister and BF were eating cake having tea
BF was sitting b/w sister and I, but our sofa was super-soft so
When teh BF was leaning back on it, the remote fell out of his pocket.
18 ： 13:21:37.52 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
BF ROFLLLLLLLLLLL
23 ： 13:22:55.12 ID:8cefK8BBO
Unrealllllllllllolololol
Retardeddddd
28 ： 13:23:31.79 (p)ID:FDKokkPX0(2)
This wouldn't cause a break up would it?
Rather, if they're going to break up b/c of this, it wouldnt have lasted long anwyays
29 ： 13:23:48.26 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
I didn't notice at first when I saw the remote
So I handed it to BF saying "You dropped this." hahah
BF: "Oh, sorry." and his face was completely pale lolol
Right after I handed it to him, he started shaking all over lololol Sister too lololol This is the power of the vibrator hahahahhahahha.
31 ： 13:23:50.18 ID:8XTS+P420
What is this comedy routine hahaha.
33 ： 13:24:17.06 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
Stomach hruts so much from laughing lololol
36 ： 13:25:21.86 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
So is your sister crying while still having the vibrator in her? ROFLLLLLLLLLL fjla;sidjfalkwerf
37 ： 13:26:00.27 (p)ID:2/QMcwRe0(2)
That BF's head is fucked up. lolol
38 ： 13:26:02.51 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
1 minute later I realized hahahaha That's a remote for a vibrator~~
Went back to my room and googled for "Remote Vibrator" lol
Me: "Found the identical one lol"
Immediately return to family gathering, continue to eat cake as if nothing happened.
42 ： 13:26:51.51 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
>>38
Intel-gathering is way to speedy hahaha
43 ： 13:26:56.25 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
Bringing a remote when he's being introdcued to her parents.... wtf?
44 ： 13:27:07.34 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
If you had anchored when you noticed, could have been more hilarious lol.
52 ： 13:28:07.58 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
BF looks reaaaaaaallly uncomfortable as soon as I get back.
I purposely sit on the sofa so that the part where the BF is sitting will start to tilt as well.
BF grabs his pockets so that it doesnt fall out again lololol.
Me: "? What's up?"
BF: "Wha- huh- What???"
53 ： 13:28:37.61 (p)ID:5W1rWcQf0(10)
You're not human lolololol.
55 ： 13:28:55.40 ID:H6zayM8Z0
Your fucking enjoying this aren't you? ROFL
60 ： 13:30:03.59 (p)ID:x72/ZiI9O(14)
What a fucked up brother lawllllllll
62 ： 13:31:00.82 (p)ID:3atHfkE4O(3)
Evilllllllllllllllllllll
65 ： 13:31:49.42 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Sister: "It's almost time for the movie huh"
BF: "Right!"
They try to leave way too early lawl.
Dad: "Ah, please come by from time to time"
BF: "Yes! I'll be sure to come again."
Me: "That's called a -Remote Guy- right?" ^^
68 ： 13:32:28.00 (p)ID:5W1rWcQf0(10)
You---- ROFLLLLLLLLLLL
At that timing????? loooooooooooooooool
71 ： 13:32:57.61 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
lol unreal hahahah
72 ： 13:33:07.33 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "mm?"
Mom: "What's going on ○○(my name)
Me: "The remote that fell out of BF's pocket was an adult toy lolol"
The dawn of the family meeting roflllllllll.
75 ： 13:34:10.71 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
Emergency parlimentary meeting roflllllllllllll
78 ： 13:34:41.38 ID:xhW6dByn0
Herooooooooooo roflllllll
81 ： 13:35:03.24 (p)ID:6vLhfhP4O(2)
Zawa....
*Kaiji refernce
82 ： 13:35:03.77 (p)ID:GJdVx4b50(4)
You devil roflllllll
86 ： 13:35:32.70 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
BF shaking at about 8.3 magnitude lawl
Sister at about 4.0
Although her massochism meter must be 10.8 (pun with the M's)
Parents become a bit ill-tempered thinking my uncivil comments was a joke.
Since I didn't want to be labeled a liar,
"The remote that fell out of ○○-kun's pocket was the toy I'm talking about" lolol
90 ： 13:35:48.03 (p)ID:HHeYI9m+0(6)
Brother---- lololol
Too cruel lolololol
91 ： 13:35:52.17 ID:K0f+LlHo0
What a meanie lawllll
94 ： 13:36:21.01 (p)ID:16ICVZoe0(5)
It's all over ＼(^o^)／
100 ： 13:37:14.55 ID:28AtJUp8O
Brother too GJ!
102 ： 13:37:26.98 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
So fun lawlll
106 ： 13:38:08.81 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Sister's pussy was probably under tsunami warning, but I think the BF was sweating even more than that lol.
BF: "I am sorry!!!"
I thought -- why is he suddenly apologizing lol -- but decided to just grin instead lol.
Dad's face became demonic within a matter of seconds lolol.
110 ： 13:38:49.86 ID:kzWcVtID0
BF.
lololol.
111 ： 13:38:53.59 ID:0wcZCTmGO
It says 'treated as a villain' but
You're fucking seroiusly a villain laolol.
113 ： 13:39:05.23 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
BF lolol. so badddddd
115 ： 13:39:25.48 ID:11hrZKsZO
Dad: "Oh! I'm cumming!!"
117 ： 13:39:31.47 ID:h9jNF2Dx0
Fa-mi-ly-de-struc-tion
119 ： 13:39:52.78 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
Dad = Namihei
Mom = Fune
>>1 = Katsuo
Sister = Wakame
BF = Nakajima
Is what I converted it as.
**Sazae-san
124 ： 13:40:08.90 (p)ID:JuGkGhax0(2)
>>119
I fucking lawled
125 ： 13:40:17.39 (p)ID:qBOv5hNy0(7)
>>119
Exactly!
123 ： 13:40:07.64 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "What do you mean by this?"
First word is this ↑ lololol
BF: "..." Sister: "..."
I try to return to my room.
Dad: "You sit down there too!"
Me: "Yes (lolol)"
133 ： 13:41:03.33 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
Why is >>1 being scolded as well lololol
134 ： 13:41:13.05 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
>>123
Don't run instigator lolol
136 ： 13:41:16.33 ID:UpD2skbU0
Escape Failed!!! lol
138 ： 13:41:25.40 (p)ID:yFwQUqWA0(10)
Dad hilariou asldkfjaslkdfjasdgf
148 ： 13:42:31.70 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "Just now... so ... what do you call it... you came to our house while using that adult toy with ○○(sister's name)???"
BF: ".............."
Sister: "crying"
Dad: "I can't tell if you don't speak up!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me(You can tell if you just turn the switch on lolol)
BF: "yes...."
156 ： 13:43:38.73 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>>148
Me(You can tell if you just turn the switch on lolol)
That's true lol. It's IS true but lololol
157 ： 13:43:42.03 (p)ID:yFwQUqWA0(10)
>>1
Fucking genius. lol
158 ： 13:43:55.08 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
Me(You can tell if you just turn the switch on lolol)
What are you up to now lolololol
159 ： 13:43:57.18 (p)ID:/5SlH3Ro0(4)
Fucking brutal lolololol
165 ： 13:44:43.67 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "Give me that ... remote or w/e RIGHT NOW!!!!"
BF: "...I'm really sorry!!"
Sister: "crying"
Dad: "I'm telling you to give it!!!!!!!!!! ○○(me) sit properly w/o crossing your legs!!!!!!"
Me: "Oh... yes.... (lololol)"
still translating the rest.
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I can tell this is gonna be awesome!
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD!!!!! SO FUCKING GOOD! I would have pressed that button when it fell out.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
wait and see 
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oh wait so the vibrator was running? WTF?
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Hahahahahahahahah
DAMN, that must be embarrassing.
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On May 10 2008 00:03 grobo wrote:
Hahahahahahahahah
DAMN, that must be embarrassing.
Yeah; no kidding. This shit is hilarious.
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United States44131 Posts
Two of my friends who were dating turned up to a house party with one of those already in play as it were. He was messing around with it privately at first but about half way through the evening and fairly drunk he showed us it and was like "lol, watch her and see what happens". Was fairly amusing although she took it out after about a while because the remote got passed around and she never knew who had it or when it would burst into life. Was pretty funny for about half an hour though. And not at all weird given the friends in question.
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u are a cruel son of a bitch
i salute you~
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LOL I had to read it twice....I skipped the first section which indicates the concept of the post but all in all was great...after re-reading the key..
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
lol wtf whats up with the 'llololol' every line haha weird translation but understandable lol haha
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
168 ： 13:45:09.01 (p)ID:XWiAxVs/0(11)
>>165
lol talk about getting hit by a stray bullet
169 ： 13:45:24.37 (p)ID:JUxsYvnm0(6)
>>165
Why are you getting scolded lol
170 ： 13:45:29.02 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>165
Sister - she's bad too - she's crying way too much lol
180 ： 13:46:45.84 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
>>165
Sister crying her eyes out with a vibrator in her orkjlaskdjfoaisjerolololol
179 ： 13:46:42.28 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Mom (who was silent till now): "Dear, isn't it enough---"
Dad: "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"
BF, Sister, me: "shudders"
Dad: "○○(BF w/o -kun lolol) Give it already!!!!"
181 ： 13:46:46.15 (p)ID:qBOv5hNy0(7)
During this whole time, -Remote guy- is inside the sister's pussy...
185 ： 13:47:11.75 (p)ID:1D0CS9X5O(5)
lol Sister fucking take the toy off
187 ： 13:47:17.65 ID:+b9EatMI0
Dad is heating up alone lol
188 ： 13:47:20.93 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Me 25, BF 25, sister 23 lololol
194 ： 13:47:49.87 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>>188
Y o u ' r e _ F u c k i n g _ A d u l t s
lololol
197 ： 13:48:01.59 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>188
Truely Isono Family 15 yrs later lololol
*Sazae san
201 ： ：2007/07/14(土) 13:48:21.72 (p)ID:JUxsYvnm0(6)
I thought you guy swere Highschoolers or something hahahahahha
207 ： 13:48:57.77 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
Putting on something like that at that age...
Retards?
210 ： 13:49:02.43 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
Everyone's out of college lolol
Forgivelolololthemlolol
213 ： ：2007/07/14(土) 13:49:13.74 (p)ID:JUxsYvnm0(6)
Would have been more hilarious if Dad dropped the remote to the Mom's vibrator....
224 ： 13:49:52.23 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
BF slowly took out the remote from his pocket and placed it on the table------- lawl
Dad: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!" Extremely excited
Dad chucks the remote into the wall while screaming
Me (I said it's a remote already lolol)
The battery rolled back towards dad's feet after crashing into the wall lawllll
227 ： 13:50:12.06 (p)ID:JUxsYvnm0(6)
>>224
i FUCKING LOLOL'ED
231 ： 13:50:43.14 (p)ID:qBOv5hNy0(7)
Dad has too much fire roflorlfol
232 ： 13:50:45.43 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>Me (I said it's a remote already lolol)
Btw how old is pops?
237 ： 13:50:59.40 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
I think he's 57? lolol
236 ： 13:50:56.59 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>1
Do you know where your sis and BF met?
244 ： 13:51:51.56 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
>>236
Same workplace roflllllll
Definitely doing it at work as well too laksdjfoiasjdfalksdfjl
Don't worry, I made sure to mention this ↑ as well
258 ： 13:53:12.33 (p)ID:x72/ZiI9O(14)
>>244
CHAOSSSSSSSSSSS roakjslkdfjalksdf
251 ： 13:52:22.51 (p)ID:FSWzMzzT0(4)
Dad: "Don't let him press the switchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BF: "It's the limit, I'm pressing it!!"
Sister: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
*Jojo's Bizzare adventure part 4.
267 ： 13:54:26.97 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad(panting): "You two are always doing shit like this!!!!???" Out of control angry lolol
Me: "Are you two doing this kind of thing at work too??" Serious face lolol
BF: "No... we don't..."
Me: "Whaat?? Be honest."
Dad: "YOU Shut the HELL up!!!!!!!!"
Me: "Oh... Yes (lolol)"
270 ： 13:54:53.63 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>>267
Being scolded rofllll
271 ： 13:55:04.88 (p)ID:IcayCI+A0(12)
>>267
LOL Poor >>1
Why are they making you sit there lolol.
275 ： 13:55:28.70 (p)ID:4ZA8M6eu0(2)
>>267
Stray bullet agian lawlfoaisjdflkasjdf
282 ： 13:55:46.53 (p)ID:5W1rWcQf0(10)
>>1 retarddd dlolol
291 ： 13:56:15.54 (p)ID:sZC55SL1O(5)
>>267
Feeling too cocky lololol
297 ： 13:56:42.80 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Sorry for making you all excited but we're reaching the end lol
Dad: "Do you inted to continue dating ○○(sister)??"
BF: "Um... Sorry..." Sister:"Crying... wait what-??"
Me: "Woah, it's ending??" I burst out laughing here roflllll
307 ： 13:57:28.60 ID:s2E+FPNU0
>>297
Sisterrrrrrrrrrrrr poooor sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrr
309 ： 13:57:36.16 (p)ID:2JTpWWQeO(14)
>>297
Whatttttttt??? lololol
310 ： 13:57:38.17 (p)ID:XWiAxVs/0(11)
>>297
BF admits to playing with your sis lololol
312 ： 13:57:38.07 (p)ID:4JwpkoaE0(2)
>>297
lol so sadddddddddddd lololol
315 ： 13:58:16.73 (p)ID:VZwAq6HV0(6)
Crying... wait what-??
I lol'ed
341 ： 13:59:55.05 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "So you were dating my daughter nonchalantly!!!!"
BF: "No I did not!!!!" Rather full of confidence
Me: "Clearly careles--" Dad: "You go back over there!!!!!!"
Me(whattt????!?!"
I'm extradited(?) back to my room
345 ： 14:00:16.87 (p)ID:jrch3+LM0(6)
>>341
Kicked out lolol
347 ： 14:00:22.76 (p)ID:XWiAxVs/0(11)
lol >>1 isn't badd?
BF is just a tard lolol
352 ： 14:00:35.60 (p)ID:VZwAq6HV0(6)
>>341
Pops lolol
Making no sense.
353 ： 14:00:40.48 (p)ID:n3ZjPF0L0(2)
>>341
Pops unruly hhahahahaha
357 ： 14:00:44.79 (p)ID:2JTpWWQeO(14)
>>341
Pops tootally confused
359 ： 14:00:44.75 (p)ID:w7anIbEk0(3)
Pops out of control
368 ： 14:01:37.42 ID:oiQsuR59O
Why was 1 there in the first place lololol
374 ： 14:01:51.92 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>>1"Adults aren't fair!"
377 ： 14:02:09.21 (p)ID:2K6tn3M10(4)
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388 ： 14:03:14.52 (p)ID:5W1rWcQf0(10)
>>377
ROFLLLLLLLLLL
390 ： 14:03:18.19 (p)ID:0Cc4eFrj0(6)
>>377
I'm suing you for my coffee and monitor
392 ： 14:03:31.33 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
They talk really softly after I go back to my room
I was able to hear BF say Sorry many times though lol
Once I heard "Oops, Sorry" LOLOLOL???????
396 ： 14:04:06.57 (p)ID:DLi/U5fe0(15)
WTF IS OOPS
398 ： 14:04:26.33 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
＞Once I heard "Oops, Sorry" LOLOLOL???????
The fuck happened!?!? hahaha
409 ： 14:05:34.30 ID 7MEqC350
＞Once I heard "Oops, Sorry" LOLOLOL???????
Looks like he turned on the switch by mistake
421 ： 14:07:09.66 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
I hear footsteps go past the toilet
Looks like the BF is going home
I thought I'd get told off again if I came out of the toilet, so I tried to appeal my existence by farting but nothing came out 
BF: "Sorry to have bothered you... I'm truly sorry..."
I gues sis started putting on her shoes as well lol
Dad: "○○(sis) YOU STAY HERE!!!!"
Door: "Bam"
BF went home lol
424 ： 14:07:36.61 (p)ID:cbnKFkSZ0(6)
>>421
Fartttttttttt lol
425 ： 14:07:42.11 (p)ID:TyqhSARjO(2)
Sis must be all wet
431 ： 14:08:05.38 (p)ID:3atHfkE4O(3)
lololol Fart
445 ： 14:08:58.78 (p)ID:sZC55SL1O(5)
>>421
Appeal with fart???? lol
446 ： 14:08:59.05 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
*knock knock*
I was still in the toilet when someone knocked. It was sis when I opened it lol.
Me: "Sorry sorry, it was a long shit haha"
Sister: "...That's what you apologize about..."
450 ： 14:09:33.96 (p)ID:/Z739b5+0(4)
>>446
roflwut
451 ： 14:09:34.24 (p)ID:jrch3+LM0(6)
>>446
Shoulda said "I'm in~" lol
453 ： 14:09:40.20 (p)ID:cbnKFkSZ0(6)
Sis-=------ lol ---- poor sis -----
465 ： 14:10:36.15 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
＞I was still in the toilet when someone knocked. It was sis when I opened it lol.
Sis came to take out her vibrator lololol
471 ： 14:11:04.22 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
I go back to my computer
Sister crying in her room lol
Intra-family feel-awkward battle
I was victorious this time lolol
THe End lolol
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
omg, forget that I have a good reason to get a new keyboard now, Coke everywhere!!! LOL AHAHAH!
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