• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 21:42
CEST 03:42
KST 10:42
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt2: Take-Off0[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt1: Runway132v2 & SC: Evo Complete: Weekend Double Feature4Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy9uThermal's 2v2 Tour: $15,000 Main Event18
Community News
Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris28Weekly Cups (Aug 11-17): MaxPax triples again!13Weekly Cups (Aug 4-10): MaxPax wins a triple6SC2's Safe House 2 - October 18 & 195Weekly Cups (Jul 28-Aug 3): herO doubles up6
StarCraft 2
General
What mix of new and old maps do you want in the next 1v1 ladder pool? (SC2) : 2v2 & SC: Evo Complete: Weekend Double Feature Geoff 'iNcontroL' Robinson has passed away The GOAT ranking of GOAT rankings RSL Revival patreon money discussion thread
Tourneys
Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Monday Nights Weeklies Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2)
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 488 What Goes Around Mutation # 487 Think Fast Mutation # 486 Watch the Skies Mutation # 485 Death from Below
Brood War
General
No Rain in ASL20? BW General Discussion [ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt2: Take-Off Flash On His 2010 "God" Form, Mind Games, vs JD BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[ASL20] Ro24 Group B [ASL20] Ro24 Group C BWCL Season 63 Announcement [CSLPRO] It's CSLAN Season! - Last Chance
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting Muta micro map competition
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Dawn of War IV Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
Russo-Ukrainian War Thread US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine The year 2050 European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
High temperatures on bridge(s) Gtx660 graphics card replacement Installation of Windows 10 suck at "just a moment"
TL Community
The Automated Ban List TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale
Blogs
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
Breaking the Meta: Non-Stand…
TrAiDoS
INDEPENDIENTE LA CTM
XenOsky
[Girl blog} My fema…
artosisisthebest
Sharpening the Filtration…
frozenclaw
ASL S20 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2654 users

[2ch] Sis brings BF -> break up -> I'm a villain? - Page 4

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next All
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
May 09 2008 19:13 GMT
#61
lolllllllllllll this is so unrealllllllllllllllllll ....
funny story though
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 09 2008 19:20 GMT
#62
HAHAHAHAHA, better than the proposal one.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
May 09 2008 19:21 GMT
#63
I love your 2ch threads! Please continue to do them :3
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 09 2008 19:45 GMT
#64
omg hahaha youre definitely a villain but the triumph and funnies outweigh the evil!
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5509 Posts
May 09 2008 20:05 GMT
#65
Wow that kid was a fucking asshole! It would be awesome if the sisters BF beats the shit out of him now.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
May 09 2008 20:09 GMT
#66
Omfg. That's fucking hilarious and cruel at the same time. As soon as I realized what the fuck was going on, I bursted out laughing and couldn't really stop until I stopped reading ;O!
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
May 09 2008 20:14 GMT
#67
Hilarious read. ROFL. Amazingly great story, even though it was rather cruel..

But I don't quite understand. Is the brother in the story haji, or did he get this from another forum?

What is "2ch"? Heard of it before but don't know exactly what it is.. some kind of forum/web-site or something?
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
May 09 2008 20:28 GMT
#68
2ch is a Japanese megaforum. The brother in the story is not Haji, God willing, and he got it from another forum
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11767 Posts
May 09 2008 20:35 GMT
#69
In case haji didn't explain it before, my assumption would be that they're using the normal "w" in the case of laughter. Like, I'll be talking to people:

"So you did what? www"

w being an abbrevation of warau, which means laugh. Japanese don't use "lol" obviously. Normally you'd write just "w" but given the magnitude of laughter, it's a lot more common to actually go wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww or whatnot. I do it all the time.

But then it comes to translating it, and the most direct is probably either "lololololol" or, what I think might be a bit softer on the tone, "looooooooooool"

It's not really as rude as it might seem, is my point, because it's more-or-less a common way of laughing. There's no equivalent to the ROFLs and LMAOs and ROFLMFAOs of English that I know of, except stacking w and using facemarks (the intricate Japanese smiley faces).
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
May 09 2008 20:40 GMT
#70

I thought I'd get told off again if I came out of the toilet, so I tried to appeal my existence by farting but nothing came out


I was chuckling to myself until I read this line then I lost it.
next week on Everybody Loves HypnoToad:
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
May 09 2008 20:45 GMT
#71
On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol.

If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere.


It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
May 09 2008 21:02 GMT
#72
ROFL I love you haji keep doing these
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
May 09 2008 21:13 GMT
#73
"Sister's pussy was probably under tsunami warning"
rofl that line is pure gold

I presume though, that the boyfriend was an asshole or something, that the brother had a reason to mess with the boyfriend ._.
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
pyogenes
Profile Joined May 2003
Brazil1401 Posts
May 10 2008 01:13 GMT
#74
not funny
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42830 Posts
May 10 2008 01:23 GMT
#75
On May 10 2008 05:45 FreeZEternal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:
On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol.

If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere.


It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting.

My parents would still be fairly chilled about it.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
May 10 2008 10:24 GMT
#76
On May 10 2008 10:23 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2008 05:45 FreeZEternal wrote:
On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:
On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol.

If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere.


It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting.

My parents would still be fairly chilled about it.


What if they'd start doing it right there and the BF would spray it all over the coffee table?

You gotta put a stop to these things before they get out of hand man.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 10 2008 13:14 GMT
#77
LOL what the fuck haji.

pix?
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
May 10 2008 17:12 GMT
#78
If people don't know yet, haji isn't the guy in the story. He is just translating it from a Japanese forum called 2ch.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 10 2008 19:21 GMT
#79
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL APPEAL MY EXISTENCE BY FARTING. WTF IS THAT
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Kingkosi
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States1215 Posts
May 10 2008 19:28 GMT
#80
haha that is priceless, your such a bastard!
Twitter: @KingKosi
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Replay Cast
00:00
SEL S2 Championship: Ro16
CranKy Ducklings138
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Nina 133
Ketroc 53
RuFF_SC2 49
StarCraft: Brood War
Artosis 919
Shuttle 883
ggaemo 54
NaDa 39
Dota 2
monkeys_forever895
LuMiX0
Counter-Strike
semphis_24
Super Smash Bros
Westballz68
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor151
Other Games
tarik_tv16469
summit1g10851
shahzam1187
C9.Mang0524
JimRising 514
WinterStarcraft358
ViBE221
Maynarde146
PiGStarcraft122
ROOTCatZ7
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1181
BasetradeTV51
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• davetesta49
• OhrlRock 1
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Doublelift5682
Other Games
• Scarra991
Upcoming Events
Afreeca Starleague
8h 18m
Queen vs HyuN
EffOrt vs Calm
Wardi Open
9h 18m
RotterdaM Event
13h 18m
Replay Cast
22h 18m
Afreeca Starleague
1d 8h
Rush vs TBD
Jaedong vs Mong
WardiTV Summer Champion…
1d 9h
Cure vs Classic
ByuN vs TBD
herO vs TBD
TBD vs NightMare
TBD vs MaxPax
OSC
1d 10h
PiGosaur Monday
1d 22h
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
herO vs TBD
Royal vs Barracks
Replay Cast
2 days
[ Show More ]
The PondCast
3 days
WardiTV Summer Champion…
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
LiuLi Cup
4 days
MaxPax vs TriGGeR
ByuN vs herO
Cure vs Rogue
Classic vs HeRoMaRinE
Cosmonarchy
4 days
OyAji vs Sziky
Sziky vs WolFix
WolFix vs OyAji
BSL Team Wars
4 days
Team Hawk vs Team Dewalt
BSL Team Wars
4 days
Team Hawk vs Team Bonyth
SC Evo League
5 days
TaeJa vs Cure
Rogue vs threepoint
ByuN vs Creator
MaNa vs Classic
[BSL 2025] Weekly
5 days
SC Evo League
6 days
BSL Team Wars
6 days
Team Bonyth vs Team Sziky
BSL Team Wars
6 days
Team Dewalt vs Team Sziky
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSLAN 3
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
HCC Europe

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Qualifiers
ASL Season 20
CSL Season 18: Qualifier 1
Acropolis #4 - TS1
SEL Season 2 Championship
WardiTV Summer 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025

Upcoming

CSL Season 18: Qualifier 2
CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
LASL Season 20
BSL Season 21
BSL 21 Team A
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
EC S1
Sisters' Call Cup
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
CS Asia Championships 2025
Roobet Cup 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.