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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
May 09 2008 19:13 GMT
#61
lolllllllllllll this is so unrealllllllllllllllllll ....
funny story though
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 09 2008 19:20 GMT
#62
HAHAHAHAHA, better than the proposal one.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
May 09 2008 19:21 GMT
#63
I love your 2ch threads! Please continue to do them :3
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 09 2008 19:45 GMT
#64
omg hahaha youre definitely a villain but the triumph and funnies outweigh the evil!
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5521 Posts
May 09 2008 20:05 GMT
#65
Wow that kid was a fucking asshole! It would be awesome if the sisters BF beats the shit out of him now.
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merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
May 09 2008 20:09 GMT
#66
Omfg. That's fucking hilarious and cruel at the same time. As soon as I realized what the fuck was going on, I bursted out laughing and couldn't really stop until I stopped reading ;O!
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
May 09 2008 20:14 GMT
#67
Hilarious read. ROFL. Amazingly great story, even though it was rather cruel..

But I don't quite understand. Is the brother in the story haji, or did he get this from another forum?

What is "2ch"? Heard of it before but don't know exactly what it is.. some kind of forum/web-site or something?
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
May 09 2008 20:28 GMT
#68
2ch is a Japanese megaforum. The brother in the story is not Haji, God willing, and he got it from another forum
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
May 09 2008 20:35 GMT
#69
In case haji didn't explain it before, my assumption would be that they're using the normal "w" in the case of laughter. Like, I'll be talking to people:

"So you did what? www"

w being an abbrevation of warau, which means laugh. Japanese don't use "lol" obviously. Normally you'd write just "w" but given the magnitude of laughter, it's a lot more common to actually go wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww or whatnot. I do it all the time.

But then it comes to translating it, and the most direct is probably either "lololololol" or, what I think might be a bit softer on the tone, "looooooooooool"

It's not really as rude as it might seem, is my point, because it's more-or-less a common way of laughing. There's no equivalent to the ROFLs and LMAOs and ROFLMFAOs of English that I know of, except stacking w and using facemarks (the intricate Japanese smiley faces).
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BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
May 09 2008 20:40 GMT
#70

I thought I'd get told off again if I came out of the toilet, so I tried to appeal my existence by farting but nothing came out


I was chuckling to myself until I read this line then I lost it.
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FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
May 09 2008 20:45 GMT
#71
On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol.

If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere.


It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
May 09 2008 21:02 GMT
#72
ROFL I love you haji keep doing these
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
May 09 2008 21:13 GMT
#73
"Sister's pussy was probably under tsunami warning"
rofl that line is pure gold

I presume though, that the boyfriend was an asshole or something, that the brother had a reason to mess with the boyfriend ._.
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pyogenes
Profile Joined May 2003
Brazil1401 Posts
May 10 2008 01:13 GMT
#74
not funny
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43300 Posts
May 10 2008 01:23 GMT
#75
On May 10 2008 05:45 FreeZEternal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:
On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol.

If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere.


It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting.

My parents would still be fairly chilled about it.
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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
May 10 2008 10:24 GMT
#76
On May 10 2008 10:23 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2008 05:45 FreeZEternal wrote:
On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:
On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol.

If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere.


It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting.

My parents would still be fairly chilled about it.


What if they'd start doing it right there and the BF would spray it all over the coffee table?

You gotta put a stop to these things before they get out of hand man.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 10 2008 13:14 GMT
#77
LOL what the fuck haji.

pix?
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Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
May 10 2008 17:12 GMT
#78
If people don't know yet, haji isn't the guy in the story. He is just translating it from a Japanese forum called 2ch.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 10 2008 19:21 GMT
#79
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL APPEAL MY EXISTENCE BY FARTING. WTF IS THAT
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Kingkosi
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States1215 Posts
May 10 2008 19:28 GMT
#80
haha that is priceless, your such a bastard!
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