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BlackJack
United States10083 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On November 21 2006 19:24 dream-_- wrote: a bear wtf. if u are a bear i will just shoot u once and u die. However, as long as we are spouting off random bullshit, I would turn my skin into metal, and cary around an anti zombie spray that kills all zombies within a 25 mile radius just incase my metal skin doesnt work quite like I planned. Then I would have sex with jessica alba and natalie portman. At the same time. Whatever your spray has no effect on my and a bear would love to play with a shiny hard skinned toy like yourself. Than I would eat Alba and Portman for being horrible actresses. God being a bear would rock. | ||
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Dexxus
United States329 Posts
What you want would be a bunch of these... http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45401 ...with grenade rounds and mounted on gundams. Even better gundams armed with beam lasers so you don't run out of ammo. | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
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ManaBlue
Canada10458 Posts
Looking around my room right now, the best weapon I'd have immediately at my disposal is my guitar and I sure as hell wouldn't start swinging my baby around as a plan A. Man, it's times like this that I think I should take up cricket. Cricket bats are fucking awesome zombie weapons. Anything blunt with weight behind it is perfect. All you need to do is destroy the brain, so skull crush away!  | ||
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itzme_petey
United States1400 Posts
a sword wielding gundam that shoots missles with embedded gernades that explode and create a firestorm. underneath that gundam metal mail suit is a FUCKEN BEAR!! RWAR!!! | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Cool huh? | ||
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BlackJack
United States10083 Posts
On November 21 2006 19:47 Dexxus wrote: Flamethrowers and swords would be teh suck vs zombies... You must remember that there's THOUSANDS of zombies to fight... You'd get tired wielding a sword, and a flamethrower wouldn't kill them What you want would be a bunch of these... http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45401 ...with grenade rounds and mounted on gundams. Even better gundams armed with beam lasers so you don't run out of ammo. Let's try to keep the ideas to what average people can actually get their hands on. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
On November 21 2006 19:24 dream-_- wrote: a bear wtf. if u are a bear i will just shoot u once and u die. However, as long as we are spouting off random bullshit, I would turn my skin into metal, and cary around an anti zombie spray that kills all zombies within a 25 mile radius just incase my metal skin doesnt work quite like I planned. Then I would have sex with jessica alba and natalie portman. At the same time. dude that's so unrealistic jessica alba is just a myth | ||
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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dream-_-
United States1857 Posts
On November 21 2006 20:03 ManaBlue wrote: It's more fun to speculate what you would do in your current situation if you suddenly came to the realization that zombies were about. Looking around my room right now, the best weapon I'd have immediately at my disposal is my guitar and I sure as hell wouldn't start swinging my baby around as a plan A. Man, it's times like this that I think I should take up cricket. Cricket bats are fucking awesome zombie weapons. Anything blunt with weight behind it is perfect. All you need to do is destroy the brain, so skull crush away! I would use a baseball bat or fireplace poker. Maybee a large kitchen knife if they are the slow kind, but like I said if they are the slow kind I wont even be worried. I will just keep my dog inside so he wont get bitten. | ||
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
On November 21 2006 20:14 BlackJack wrote: Let's try to keep the ideas to what average people can actually get their hands on. dude i totally missed that thread so now it can literally rain bullets... | ||
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[jOyO]
United States920 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.artzinechina.com/upfile/1/100/1152558188_aQ6F.jpg) i got one. this thing would mow every damn zombie down. i would travel around to every wendys around and buy all the double melts while smashin zombies. ill have to install rocket boosters though.. edit: i just realized that i would have to drive it backwards...scratch that. ![[image loading]](http://www.bishopmuseum.org/exhibits/pastExhibits/1997/treasures/large_images/WEAPON.jpeg) FUCK YES! on a more serious note: i think it would be more realistic to use something like an axe or a bio implanted paintball gun with laser sight and an optional bayonet that shoots anti-zombie jello into all the zombies i stick it into. | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
On November 21 2006 20:16 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Are you saying average people don't understand the unlimited ammo aspect of beam lasers? Lol if laser is infinite ammo that'd be great but it uses electricity ~_~ Man I'd use some sort of virus that'll lytic all the zombie cells >_> If not that... hmmm looking around my room I can only use a butcher knife and a metal pole. Sux T_T Yeah I agree no matter what you need you need an armour, it's like 6 armour ultralisk fighting un-upged lings, np! OOO just realized... I'd freaking set zerglings on them! bwahaha  | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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Alborz
Canada1551 Posts
On November 21 2006 20:17 Yogurt wrote: dude that's so unrealistic jessica alba is just a myth hahahaha SIRL | ||
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RowdierBob
Australia12795 Posts
On November 21 2006 16:43 BlackJack wrote: It's really sad how much time people spend developing these ideas considering they all suck so bad at it. It only took me a couple of minutes to come up with the ideal zombie counter: Suit of armor? Hello? Zombies have to bite you to kill you, and they can not bite through mail. Suit of armor + Sword = 10,000 dead zombies. What if they're like the Zombies from the new Dawn of the Dead and can run really fast and have RAZOR sharp metal teeth. o_O | ||
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
On November 22 2006 00:24 RowdierBob wrote: What if they're like the Zombies from the new Dawn of the Dead and can run really fast and have RAZOR sharp metal teeth. o_O a zombies teeth are not gonna be any sharper then when it was human. | ||
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