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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 05:14:37
November 21 2006 04:16 GMT
#1
will u be prepared?
PROBABLY NOT.

but there is one elite force out there that has been preparing for this day. yes ladies and gentleman Judgment day. the day the dead walk the earth and society is thrown into a post apocalyptic wasteland of kill or be killed. or the P.A.W. as the seasoned professionals at zombie squad forum like to call it.

so in an effort to bring TL.net up to par in the case of an event involving Zombies/Nukes/Zombies with nukes i have decided to put together this guide for the hopes that maybe just maybe TL.net will be able to stand strong in the faces of slowly stumbling and shuffling doom.

so where do we begin?

KNOW YOUR ENEMY!

after you have extensively filled your mind with vital zombie knowledge. its time to move on to important Questions of survival and what to do.

Build your BOB (Bug out bag)
you will need lots of supplys. in the event your neighbors are trying to eat you it makes going to wal-mart for toilet paper exceedingly difficult.


WEAPONS
Arm yourself! to the teeth. like an absurdly large amount of weaponry. dont forget ammunition. stockpile that shit. the people at Zombie squad have already declared ammunition the new form of PAW currency.

And most important of all is a properly fortified shelter.
now there are 2 routes to go here.
some of the more wealthier members of ZombieSquad take the route of buying Pre made
survival retreats
of course not all of us have that kind of money to invest many people just build up there current home into a zombie proof fortification that is constantly being upgraded with the latest zombie thwarting technology.

zombie fortification plans
Forget the neighbors
or how about this Faq/guide on building your very own Island Fortress.

SO..
Now you are Prepared for any and all zombie scenarios.
what do you do now?
you can start by joining your localneighborhood zombie watch

yes. they are out there. and from the looks of just this 1 forum there are alot of them. And they have a ludicrous amount of Firepower stocked in their "zombie fortresses"
And they Cant fucking hardly wait for the zombie invasion to begin so they can start running around blowing heads off.


http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/
the scary part isnt the zombies.
its that these people are 100% serious business.

POST What you would do if the shit hit the fan!
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
November 21 2006 04:44 GMT
#2
--- Nuked ---
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
November 21 2006 04:57 GMT
#3
Seminars

We offer a number of "zombie survival" courses to give you the confidence knowing that you are better prepared to survive when dead come for you.


they make money out of it i guess
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
November 21 2006 05:04 GMT
#4
Oh my god. Those people have a lot of guns >>;;
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
November 21 2006 05:06 GMT
#5
ROFL. The best thread this week.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
November 21 2006 05:08 GMT
#6
On November 21 2006 13:44 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
im more scarey than a zombie


i wouldnt doubt it
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 21 2006 05:13 GMT
#7
what!?
Moderator<:3-/-<
HAZE.tQ
Profile Joined October 2006
United States251 Posts
November 21 2006 05:16 GMT
#8
Why not just use zombie paper?
bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
November 21 2006 05:19 GMT
#9
lol its because of people like this that there are more guns than people in the united states
banana[AfO]
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
November 21 2006 05:20 GMT
#10
Haha, this is hilarious. I was just having a conversation with my roomates last night about how to zombie proof our house after watching Shaun of the Dead.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42540 Posts
November 21 2006 05:21 GMT
#11
Oh jeez. I can understand wanting to exploit the fear of others to make money. Hell, I'd do it if I were smarter. But zombies? I just can't see that working. I mean it just makes no sense. Now nano bots. That would be a real worry. And you could have drapes that keep them out and acid spray to burn them out of the air. Oh, and you'd actually have to breathe special air so you don't accidentally inhale them. So I'd warn people to stock up on my air which was sealed before the day of nanobot vengeance. That'd be a business. Zombies, you just sell people shotguns. Nanobots, you can sell them air.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 09:20:27
November 21 2006 05:41 GMT
#12
a zombie outbreak simulater.

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/

omg.....
http://www.dar.net/~ferrous/zz/zsaction.wmv

nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
November 21 2006 05:54 GMT
#13
On November 21 2006 13:44 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
im more scarey than a zombie

to 12 year old girls

Oh snap, you just walked into that one!
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
November 21 2006 05:58 GMT
#14
This is scary, in their "show off your guns" thread some guy has like his daughter in several pics holding guns:

eg:

[image loading]
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19133 Posts
November 21 2006 05:59 GMT
#15
Frauds, no chain saw recommendations!

Thanks for the link though, had a fun 15 min browsing through that shit haha. Awsome guns and hideouts tbh. Now they just need some pics of the Zombie Mobile.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
November 21 2006 06:06 GMT
#16
On November 21 2006 14:41 Coagulation wrote:
a zombie outbreak simulater.

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/


rofl very accurate ^^

at first I thought it was a game, like I had some sort of objective...

Anyway, about this thread: I went on a vacation to Ithaca, New York once (or nearby, I don't remember) and there was a guy there who was staying in the same place as my friend and I... and he was constantly thinking / preparing for a Zombie attack. Funny stuff because he wasn't creepy about it, just serious. It was fun, to play along actually.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 06:17:06
November 21 2006 06:09 GMT
#17
[image loading]

this ones for chibi.
bang bang.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27140 Posts
November 21 2006 07:23 GMT
#18
You are not a real man unless you are killing zombies with a sword.
ModeratorGodfather
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
November 21 2006 07:24 GMT
#19
dumb hicks ><
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
Skew
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States1019 Posts
November 21 2006 07:40 GMT
#20
We need a good zombie MMO made by a good company... IMMEDIATELY.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10441 Posts
November 21 2006 07:43 GMT
#21
It's really sad how much time people spend developing these ideas considering they all suck so bad at it. It only took me a couple of minutes to come up with the ideal zombie counter: Suit of armor? Hello? Zombies have to bite you to kill you, and they can not bite through mail. Suit of armor + Sword = 10,000 dead zombies.
Adaptation
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada427 Posts
November 21 2006 07:44 GMT
#22
To me half of the guys who posted pictures on the weapons section are people living in trailers and saying ''get er done'' 20 times a day.
So i did a 9 pool on an island map, so what?
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
November 21 2006 07:59 GMT
#23
On November 21 2006 16:43 BlackJack wrote:
It's really sad how much time people spend developing these ideas considering they all suck so bad at it. It only took me a couple of minutes to come up with the ideal zombie counter: Suit of armor? Hello? Zombies have to bite you to kill you, and they can not bite through mail. Suit of armor + Sword = 10,000 dead zombies.


you sir are ingenious.
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 08:15:08
November 21 2006 08:12 GMT
#24
lol imagine a bunch of armor-clad nerds running around fighting zombies. thats going to be made into a movie...
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10540 Posts
November 21 2006 08:41 GMT
#25
On November 21 2006 16:43 BlackJack wrote:
It's really sad how much time people spend developing these ideas considering they all suck so bad at it. It only took me a couple of minutes to come up with the ideal zombie counter: Suit of armor? Hello? Zombies have to bite you to kill you, and they can not bite through mail. Suit of armor + Sword = 10,000 dead zombies.


wheres the fun in that , fortified home and sniping from the roof sounds much more fun :D
Im back, in pog form!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10540 Posts
November 21 2006 08:42 GMT
#26
damn... right after i posted that i tough "it would be freaking fun to snipe zombies from the rooftop"

i think i belong to that forum :<
Im back, in pog form!
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
November 21 2006 09:13 GMT
#27
This is seriously the best topic I have ever seen in my life. Better than the flat earth society even.

Did anyone else notice how many irishmen they have at that website.
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
November 21 2006 09:18 GMT
#28
oh my god the weapons thread is sick. some guy has like, 30 guns, 40 knives? even if zombies ARE coming, I dont think 30 guns and 40 knives will help you. A gun, lots of amo, and a metal pipe is all I need.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
November 21 2006 09:19 GMT
#29
I'll eat the zombified children. Muhuhahahahaha!
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10441 Posts
November 21 2006 09:30 GMT
#30
On November 21 2006 18:18 dream-_- wrote:
oh my god the weapons thread is sick. some guy has like, 30 guns, 40 knives? even if zombies ARE coming, I dont think 30 guns and 40 knives will help you. A gun, lots of amo, and a metal pipe is all I need.


No way dude. Considering how slow and weak zombies are, there are going to be a lot of uninfected people. 30 guns and 40 knives is enough to arm a small militia. 20,000 zombies dead, Zulu style.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10540 Posts
November 21 2006 09:35 GMT
#31
those guys together have more guns and ammo than Lebanon.
Im back, in pog form!
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
November 21 2006 09:35 GMT
#32
I'm surprised noone's said flamethrower... AoE + Splash, you'd basically be unapproachable. It's like, firebats, with longer range. Guns are secondary weapons, best to have hollowpoint bullets I guess.
Logic is Overrated
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
November 21 2006 09:41 GMT
#33
hmm i think that unloading a flame thrower at zombie threats just creates fiery zombie threats.
shinigami
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada423 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 09:47:35
November 21 2006 09:46 GMT
#34
omfg, i can't wait for the apocolypse now!
i mean, what better way to pass time than squaring off with zombies!?

my weapon of choice would be a homemade super soaker flamethrower with a panda suit for armor!

edit: damn, i was slow with my post. flamethrower's been mentioned... how boring!
I was thinking about joining a debate club, but I was talked out of it.
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
November 21 2006 09:48 GMT
#35
On November 21 2006 16:43 BlackJack wrote:
It's really sad how much time people spend developing these ideas considering they all suck so bad at it. It only took me a couple of minutes to come up with the ideal zombie counter: Suit of armor? Hello? Zombies have to bite you to kill you, and they can not bite through mail. Suit of armor + Sword = 10,000 dead zombies.

zombies all round you, you with a sword, swinging away... fuck that would be so fun.

the people on that forum stocking up on 12 guns, 32 knives, survival kits etc, to fight zombies in the near future... have failed at life.
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
November 21 2006 10:10 GMT
#36
On November 21 2006 18:30 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2006 18:18 dream-_- wrote:
oh my god the weapons thread is sick. some guy has like, 30 guns, 40 knives? even if zombies ARE coming, I dont think 30 guns and 40 knives will help you. A gun, lots of amo, and a metal pipe is all I need.


No way dude. Considering how slow and weak zombies are, there are going to be a lot of uninfected people. 30 guns and 40 knives is enough to arm a small militia. 20,000 zombies dead, Zulu style.


if i see a bunch of pussy resident evil zombies i wont even care, ill go inside and play video games.

im thinking the zombies from that one movie.. 30 days or whatever i forget what its called. resident evil zombies.. pshhh
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
November 21 2006 10:12 GMT
#37
obviously a a flamethrower is the best option in a realistic sense, I'd think. a sword is not going to do that much good. sure you can chop of legs or something but they'll keep coming til you chop off all the limbs. and then your arm would get really tired. lots easier to just pull a trigger.
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
KodoU-
Profile Joined November 2006
United States129 Posts
November 21 2006 10:15 GMT
#38
On November 21 2006 15:09 Coagulation wrote:
[image loading]

.

why the hell couldnt i get something like this for christmas...
All i got were those damn nerf guns.. They just dont hurt bad enough
Aint that right Coagulation
Lmfao.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 21 2006 10:16 GMT
#39
Yes clearly a flamethrower is the best option for killing someting that has already been killed.

OR

You could transform into a fucking bear. Maul the shit out of them. I mean, if we are going to fantasize about a world in which zombies exist and have some completely fabricated (by horror movies) intent on causing us harm (if I came back from the dead I would be on a 24 hour sex hunt. I would not have the strange desire to eat someone's large intestine) I would contend it is equally possible to transform into bearform.
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
November 21 2006 10:24 GMT
#40
a bear wtf. if u are a bear i will just shoot u once and u die.

However, as long as we are spouting off random bullshit, I would turn my skin into metal, and cary around an anti zombie spray that kills all zombies within a 25 mile radius just incase my metal skin doesnt work quite like I planned. Then I would have sex with jessica alba and natalie portman. At the same time.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10441 Posts
November 21 2006 10:26 GMT
#41
I'm sorry but flamethrowers have to be the stupidest weapon to use on zombies. The only thing worse than going toe to toe with a mob of zombies is going toe to toe with a mob of blazing zombies. It's bulky, it probably weights a lot, and you'll probably get a few minutes out of it before it runs out of juice.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 21 2006 10:42 GMT
#42
On November 21 2006 19:24 dream-_- wrote:
a bear wtf. if u are a bear i will just shoot u once and u die.

However, as long as we are spouting off random bullshit, I would turn my skin into metal, and cary around an anti zombie spray that kills all zombies within a 25 mile radius just incase my metal skin doesnt work quite like I planned. Then I would have sex with jessica alba and natalie portman. At the same time.


Whatever your spray has no effect on my and a bear would love to play with a shiny hard skinned toy like yourself. Than I would eat Alba and Portman for being horrible actresses.

God being a bear would rock.
Dexxus
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States329 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 10:52:58
November 21 2006 10:47 GMT
#43
Flamethrowers and swords would be teh suck vs zombies... You must remember that there's THOUSANDS of zombies to fight... You'd get tired wielding a sword, and a flamethrower wouldn't kill them

What you want would be a bunch of these...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45401
...with grenade rounds and mounted on gundams.

Even better gundams armed with beam lasers so you don't run out of ammo.
I need a signature so I'm using this one.
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
November 21 2006 10:55 GMT
#44
you forgot i stil have a gun to shoot you. unless you are a special bear with bullet resistant fur
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
November 21 2006 11:03 GMT
#45
It's more fun to speculate what you would do in your current situation if you suddenly came to the realization that zombies were about.

Looking around my room right now, the best weapon I'd have immediately at my disposal is my guitar and I sure as hell wouldn't start swinging my baby around as a plan A.

Man, it's times like this that I think I should take up cricket. Cricket bats are fucking awesome zombie weapons. Anything blunt with weight behind it is perfect. All you need to do is destroy the brain, so skull crush away!
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
November 21 2006 11:04 GMT
#46
lets just combine all of our ultimate weapons.

a sword wielding gundam that shoots missles with embedded gernades that explode and create a firestorm. underneath that gundam metal mail suit is a FUCKEN BEAR!! RWAR!!!
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 21 2006 11:05 GMT
#47
I don't know what kind of gun you have but I am a fucking bear man... Tough skin and such. Also I am surprisingly fast, even more so UPHILL

Cool huh?
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10441 Posts
November 21 2006 11:14 GMT
#48
On November 21 2006 19:47 Dexxus wrote:
Flamethrowers and swords would be teh suck vs zombies... You must remember that there's THOUSANDS of zombies to fight... You'd get tired wielding a sword, and a flamethrower wouldn't kill them

What you want would be a bunch of these...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45401
...with grenade rounds and mounted on gundams.

Even better gundams armed with beam lasers so you don't run out of ammo.


Let's try to keep the ideas to what average people can actually get their hands on.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 21 2006 11:16 GMT
#49
Are you saying average people don't understand the unlimited ammo aspect of beam lasers?
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
November 21 2006 11:17 GMT
#50
On November 21 2006 19:24 dream-_- wrote:
a bear wtf. if u are a bear i will just shoot u once and u die.

However, as long as we are spouting off random bullshit, I would turn my skin into metal, and cary around an anti zombie spray that kills all zombies within a 25 mile radius just incase my metal skin doesnt work quite like I planned. Then I would have sex with jessica alba and natalie portman. At the same time.


dude that's so unrealistic

jessica alba is just a myth
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
November 21 2006 11:21 GMT
#51
DONT MAKE UP SUCH LIES!!!!!#!$!$1111
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 21 2006 11:21 GMT
#52
No she isn't my friend has a cousin who saw her brother once.
dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
November 21 2006 11:24 GMT
#53
On November 21 2006 20:03 ManaBlue wrote:
It's more fun to speculate what you would do in your current situation if you suddenly came to the realization that zombies were about.

Looking around my room right now, the best weapon I'd have immediately at my disposal is my guitar and I sure as hell wouldn't start swinging my baby around as a plan A.

Man, it's times like this that I think I should take up cricket. Cricket bats are fucking awesome zombie weapons. Anything blunt with weight behind it is perfect. All you need to do is destroy the brain, so skull crush away!


I would use a baseball bat or fireplace poker. Maybee a large kitchen knife if they are the slow kind, but like I said if they are the slow kind I wont even be worried. I will just keep my dog inside so he wont get bitten.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
November 21 2006 11:29 GMT
#54
On November 21 2006 20:14 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2006 19:47 Dexxus wrote:
Flamethrowers and swords would be teh suck vs zombies... You must remember that there's THOUSANDS of zombies to fight... You'd get tired wielding a sword, and a flamethrower wouldn't kill them

What you want would be a bunch of these...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45401
...with grenade rounds and mounted on gundams.

Even better gundams armed with beam lasers so you don't run out of ammo.


Let's try to keep the ideas to what average people can actually get their hands on.


dude i totally missed that thread

so now it can literally rain bullets...
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 12:09:50
November 21 2006 12:07 GMT
#55
[image loading]


i got one. this thing would mow every damn zombie down. i would travel around to every wendys around and buy all the double melts while smashin zombies. ill have to install rocket boosters though..

edit: i just realized that i would have to drive it backwards...scratch that.
[image loading]


FUCK YES!

on a more serious note: i think it would be more realistic to use something like an axe or a bio implanted paintball gun with laser sight and an optional bayonet that shoots anti-zombie jello into all the zombies i stick it into.
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 13:25:47
November 21 2006 13:21 GMT
#56
On November 21 2006 20:16 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Are you saying average people don't understand the unlimited ammo aspect of beam lasers?

Lol if laser is infinite ammo that'd be great but it uses electricity ~_~

Man I'd use some sort of virus that'll lytic all the zombie cells >_>
If not that... hmmm looking around my room I can only use a butcher knife and a metal pole. Sux T_T

Yeah I agree no matter what you need you need an armour, it's like 6 armour ultralisk fighting un-upged lings, np!

OOO just realized... I'd freaking set zerglings on them! bwahaha
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mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
November 21 2006 13:54 GMT
#57
Holy Christ that's a lot of weaponry.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
November 21 2006 14:53 GMT
#58
On November 21 2006 20:17 Yogurt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2006 19:24 dream-_- wrote:
a bear wtf. if u are a bear i will just shoot u once and u die.

However, as long as we are spouting off random bullshit, I would turn my skin into metal, and cary around an anti zombie spray that kills all zombies within a 25 mile radius just incase my metal skin doesnt work quite like I planned. Then I would have sex with jessica alba and natalie portman. At the same time.


dude that's so unrealistic

jessica alba is just a myth

hahahaha SIRL
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13004 Posts
November 21 2006 15:24 GMT
#59
On November 21 2006 16:43 BlackJack wrote:
It's really sad how much time people spend developing these ideas considering they all suck so bad at it. It only took me a couple of minutes to come up with the ideal zombie counter: Suit of armor? Hello? Zombies have to bite you to kill you, and they can not bite through mail. Suit of armor + Sword = 10,000 dead zombies.


What if they're like the Zombies from the new Dawn of the Dead and can run really fast and have RAZOR sharp metal teeth. o_O
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
November 21 2006 15:30 GMT
#60
On November 22 2006 00:24 RowdierBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2006 16:43 BlackJack wrote:
It's really sad how much time people spend developing these ideas considering they all suck so bad at it. It only took me a couple of minutes to come up with the ideal zombie counter: Suit of armor? Hello? Zombies have to bite you to kill you, and they can not bite through mail. Suit of armor + Sword = 10,000 dead zombies.


What if they're like the Zombies from the new Dawn of the Dead and can run really fast and have RAZOR sharp metal teeth. o_O


a zombies teeth are not gonna be any sharper then when it was human.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19133 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 16:27:07
November 21 2006 16:26 GMT
#61
On November 22 2006 00:30 Coagulation wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2006 00:24 RowdierBob wrote:
On November 21 2006 16:43 BlackJack wrote:
It's really sad how much time people spend developing these ideas considering they all suck so bad at it. It only took me a couple of minutes to come up with the ideal zombie counter: Suit of armor? Hello? Zombies have to bite you to kill you, and they can not bite through mail. Suit of armor + Sword = 10,000 dead zombies.


What if they're like the Zombies from the new Dawn of the Dead and can run really fast and have RAZOR sharp metal teeth. o_O


a zombies teeth are not gonna be any sharper then when it was human.

Thats what they WANT you to believe!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13004 Posts
November 21 2006 17:49 GMT
#62
What if Jaws from James Bond was turned into a zombie?!

Armour cannot save you then!
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Aukai
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1183 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 18:17:24
November 21 2006 18:17 GMT
#63
The obvious counter to a zombie is a BFG 2000 and a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Or your can go with the poor man's choice, a 12 gauge and a chainsaw.
There was one really amazing gal. She was one of the biggest chick i ever seen.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10540 Posts
November 21 2006 18:20 GMT
#64
gg no re
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Im back, in pog form!
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
November 21 2006 18:58 GMT
#65
[image loading]
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Aukai
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1183 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 19:06:55
November 21 2006 19:02 GMT
#66
No one can stand up to....

[image loading]
There was one really amazing gal. She was one of the biggest chick i ever seen.
coolio
Profile Joined February 2006
Finland196 Posts
November 21 2006 19:31 GMT
#67
RoFLmAO at zombiebear...

Depends on what kind of zombies they are... art they fast and agile like in dawn of the dead, or slow like in (umm) every other zombie movie or are they diffrent kind, like super fast hauling zombies like in hl2...
EarthServant
Profile Joined September 2006
United States106 Posts
November 21 2006 23:15 GMT
#68
My wife has a very serious fear of zombies. I have yet to capitalize on this fact, for fear for my own life if I actually shoke her foundation too hard. We don't have any real weapons in our house, but she's watched me knife them mofo's down on RE3, so perhaps that might have a major impact on her weapon choices.

She can't watch Zombie movies, but the horror genre in general has been bothering her lately.

Yeah, I think it's ridiculous, myself.
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
November 21 2006 23:33 GMT
#69
On November 22 2006 08:15 EarthServant wrote:
My wife has a very serious fear of zombies. I have yet to capitalize on this fact, for fear for my own life if I actually shoke her foundation too hard. We don't have any real weapons in our house, but she's watched me knife them mofo's down on RE3, so perhaps that might have a major impact on her weapon choices.

She can't watch Zombie movies, but the horror genre in general has been bothering her lately.

Yeah, I think it's ridiculous, myself.


haha, my ex was the same way. she never watched them because she dislike the movie genre, but because she honest to god was scared shitless of them.
Only communists disconnect.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
November 22 2006 03:10 GMT
#70
On November 22 2006 08:15 EarthServant wrote:
My wife has a very serious fear of zombies. I have yet to capitalize on this fact, for fear for my own life if I actually shoke her foundation too hard. We don't have any real weapons in our house, but she's watched me knife them mofo's down on RE3, so perhaps that might have a major impact on her weapon choices.

She can't watch Zombie movies, but the horror genre in general has been bothering her lately.

Yeah, I think it's ridiculous, myself.


lmfao

well You should zombie proof the house for her birthday or something
buy a small munitions armory for the big anniversary.
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
December 04 2006 21:00 GMT
#71
LOL, ignorance knows no limits.
I'll call Nada.
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
December 04 2006 21:16 GMT
#72
I bet the people who troll on that forum have a blast.
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 05 2006 03:18 GMT
#73
I'd definately take a bat over a butterfly knife in this thread.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
December 05 2006 03:35 GMT
#74
i find it sad for all of the people on that forum..but maybe even worse for u finding it =(
Daveed
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States236 Posts
December 05 2006 03:43 GMT
#75
Dude... I remember in Dawn of the Dead... those zombies weren't chumpin' around. They were on steroids or something.

I'm gonna need a stimpack for this job...
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
December 05 2006 04:02 GMT
#76
im with aukai, holy hand granade of antioch, Fallout FTW, anybody know the name of the zombie movie where at the end a bunch of rednecks come and hang the zombies upside down from trees and shoot them, organizing zombie fights, that movie was teh shit but i cant remember the name
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
fig_newbie
Profile Joined March 2006
749 Posts
December 05 2006 04:06 GMT
#77
On December 05 2006 13:02 BeSiGeR wrote:
im with aukai, holy hand granade of antioch, Fallout FTW, anybody know the name of the zombie movie where at the end a bunch of rednecks come and hang the zombies upside down from trees and shoot them, organizing zombie fights, that movie was teh shit but i cant remember the name


that was night of the living dead, the granddaddy of all zombie movies
k?
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
December 05 2006 04:09 GMT
#78
ou yeah, gotta get that, crazy zombie fun, thnx
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
December 05 2006 04:32 GMT
#79
this is all assuming zombies are slow, unresponsive dumbasses.

what if a zombie outbreak occurred that changed people into super smart heat seeking acid shooting motherfuckers with giant claws and a particle beam cannon on their backs. what good will a bear do then?
Daveed
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States236 Posts
December 05 2006 06:36 GMT
#80
'cuz a bear would still destroy them. Bears are godless killing machines-- it's common knowledge.
whatever
Profile Joined July 2005
Mexico693 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-05 06:43:33
December 05 2006 06:40 GMT
#81
there´s a parody book about this called The Zombie Survival Guide, you can find it in torrent sites.

Time is always on my side
quazi
Profile Joined December 2006
United States1 Post
December 05 2006 16:43 GMT
#82
Hi, I'm not actually a member of Zombie Squad, just a member of their forum.

The people at Zombie Squad don't actually believe in zombies. It is really a disaster preparedness/survivalist site that uses a zombie theme to keep things fun and interesting. The money they raise doesn't go into their pockets but to charity and to keep the website up. They organize many events, such as Zombie Movie Nights, to raise money for charity and help promote disaster preparedness. If you're not into zombies, you can check out the American Red Cross website for more information on getting prepared for realistic disasters.

On November 21 2006 18:35 baal wrote:
those guys together have more guns and ammo than Lebanon.

We're trying our best.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 05 2006 16:55 GMT
#83
On December 06 2006 01:43 quazi wrote:
Hi, I'm not actually a member of Zombie Squad, just a member of their forum.

The people at Zombie Squad don't actually believe in zombies. It is really a disaster preparedness/survivalist site that uses a zombie theme to keep things fun and interesting. The money they raise doesn't go into their pockets but to charity and to keep the website up. They organize many events, such as Zombie Movie Nights, to raise money for charity and help promote disaster preparedness. If you're not into zombies, you can check out the American Red Cross website for more information on getting prepared for realistic disasters.

Show nested quote +
On November 21 2006 18:35 baal wrote:
those guys together have more guns and ammo than Lebanon.

We're trying our best.


Greetings from TL.net

i noticed the underlying theme of "when the shit hits the fan" and the broad implications it holds

MarkedCards00
Profile Joined December 2006
United States1 Post
December 17 2006 12:13 GMT
#84
Hello from another ZS forum member.

I'd like to second what Quazi said- we do not believe that zombies exist. My personal standpoint- that anything can exist until proven that it can't- is an attitude that many would do well to keep in mind- specifically if any of you have any desire to make anything even slightly easier for mankind in the long run. Regarding zombies, though, take the entire situation into consideration before you make any claims to our sanity. Such a thing would cover:
Social breakdown.
Loss of power.
Loss of running water.
Loss of communications.
Collapsing infrastructure.
Riots.
Quarantine of hazardous agent, and survival in that quarantine zone if you weren't able to escape.
The list goes on.

I'm digressing, though- back on topic. Before you actually attempt to judge Zombie Squad, please take a look at the other functions we perform. Contingency planning for any given situation. Charity relief and fundraisers. A relaxed, open atmosphere, so long as you follow the handful of rules in effect.

As for whoever claims that it's a "bad thing" that our forum member- whom I'll elect to leave anonymous- is introducing his child to firearms at a young age, please keep this in mind. Would you trust someone who has had no firearms experience with a handgun, or someone who's been instructed in its proper use all their life? (No, first-person shooters do not count as firearms experience.)

If you visit our site objectively, and stop forming preconceived notions about our members and our function, you may find yourselves learning something. Hell, I'm one of the friendlier members on there most of the time, but I'm also extremely loyal to anything I agree with- and extremely territorial as a result. Contingency planning = good in my book. Zombie Squad = contingency planning organization. Therefore, ZS = good in my book.

//'Cards
You really ought to stop targeting the innocent...
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-17 12:55:36
December 17 2006 12:15 GMT
#85
any relation to the zombie squad punk/hardcore band in va beach? (zomg sevenfightseven)

edit: wow nvm just checked the site. mmm gun advocates
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
December 17 2006 12:22 GMT
#86
On December 17 2006 21:13 MarkedCards00 wrote:
Hello from another ZS forum member.

I'd like to second what Quazi said- we do not believe that zombies exist. My personal standpoint- that anything can exist until proven that it can't- is an attitude that many would do well to keep in mind- specifically if any of you have any desire to make anything even slightly easier for mankind in the long run. Regarding zombies, though, take the entire situation into consideration before you make any claims to our sanity. Such a thing would cover:
Social breakdown.
Loss of power.
Loss of running water.
Loss of communications.
Collapsing infrastructure.
Riots.
Quarantine of hazardous agent, and survival in that quarantine zone if you weren't able to escape.
The list goes on.

I'm digressing, though- back on topic. Before you actually attempt to judge Zombie Squad, please take a look at the other functions we perform. Contingency planning for any given situation. Charity relief and fundraisers. A relaxed, open atmosphere, so long as you follow the handful of rules in effect.

As for whoever claims that it's a "bad thing" that our forum member- whom I'll elect to leave anonymous- is introducing his child to firearms at a young age, please keep this in mind. Would you trust someone who has had no firearms experience with a handgun, or someone who's been instructed in its proper use all their life? (No, first-person shooters do not count as firearms experience.)

If you visit our site objectively, and stop forming preconceived notions about our members and our function, you may find yourselves learning something. Hell, I'm one of the friendlier members on there most of the time, but I'm also extremely loyal to anything I agree with- and extremely territorial as a result. Contingency planning = good in my book. Zombie Squad = contingency planning organization. Therefore, ZS = good in my book.

//'Cards


awesome. i only speak for myself when I say that personally, I am completely unprepared for an anarchist, post-apocalyptic scenario.

kudos to you all for your above average foresight
好好喝喝天天快乐
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
December 17 2006 13:27 GMT
#87
I hereby request a dozen of armed vehicles.

some Specters or Apaches would be nice, thats like couple hundreds of zombies instantly gone. Some tanks would be awesome.
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
December 17 2006 14:09 GMT
#88
On December 17 2006 22:27 XCetron wrote:
I hereby request a dozen of armed vehicles.

some Specters or Apaches would be nice, thats like couple hundreds of zombies instantly gone. Some tanks would be awesome.


actually thats really inefficient. since a dozen armed vehicles and specters/apaches should take out thousands. Couple hundred can be dealt with 40 or so men who are well armed and can hold a position.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
Stim_Abuser
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1277 Posts
December 17 2006 14:13 GMT
#89
the site seems fun and i see nothing wrong with it.
you can tell what your enemy fears most by the means he uses to frighten you.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10540 Posts
December 17 2006 14:21 GMT
#90
On December 17 2006 21:13 MarkedCards00 wrote:
Hello from another ZS forum member.

I'd like to second what Quazi said- we do not believe that zombies exist. My personal standpoint- that anything can exist until proven that it can't- is an attitude that many would do well to keep in mind- specifically if any of you have any desire to make anything even slightly easier for mankind in the long run. Regarding zombies, though, take the entire situation into consideration before you make any claims to our sanity. Such a thing would cover:
Social breakdown.
Loss of power.
Loss of running water.
Loss of communications.
Collapsing infrastructure.
Riots.
Quarantine of hazardous agent, and survival in that quarantine zone if you weren't able to escape.
The list goes on.

I'm digressing, though- back on topic. Before you actually attempt to judge Zombie Squad, please take a look at the other functions we perform. Contingency planning for any given situation. Charity relief and fundraisers. A relaxed, open atmosphere, so long as you follow the handful of rules in effect.

As for whoever claims that it's a "bad thing" that our forum member- whom I'll elect to leave anonymous- is introducing his child to firearms at a young age, please keep this in mind. Would you trust someone who has had no firearms experience with a handgun, or someone who's been instructed in its proper use all their life? (No, first-person shooters do not count as firearms experience.)

If you visit our site objectively, and stop forming preconceived notions about our members and our function, you may find yourselves learning something. Hell, I'm one of the friendlier members on there most of the time, but I'm also extremely loyal to anything I agree with- and extremely territorial as a result. Contingency planning = good in my book. Zombie Squad = contingency planning organization. Therefore, ZS = good in my book.

//'Cards


Lots of paranoid maniacs with 10 semi automatic rifles and hand grenades = bad in my book.

contingency plan, what about planning for a more realistic scenario like "my wife hates me because ive spent all our savings in a bunker", or "omfg my child grabbed my desert eagle and shot his little sister!".

Zombies or not most of those guys clearly suffer from slight to severe paranoia... its scary they are heavily armed.
Im back, in pog form!
zombiekiller
Profile Joined December 2006
United States6 Posts
December 17 2006 21:46 GMT
#91
Lots of paranoid maniacs with 10 semi automatic rifles and hand grenades = bad in my book.

I have seen neither the paranoia nor the mania to which you are referring. Please give the basis for your diagnosis. If you know of anyone on the site owning hand grenades please enlighten us about that as well. The site is very clear about not allowing the discussion of illegal activities and will quickly ban individuals that post on such.

contingency plan, what about planning for a more realistic scenario like "my wife hates me because ive spent all our savings in a bunker", or "omfg my child grabbed my desert eagle and shot his little sister!".

As to planning on a more realistic scenario, many of the discussions are on disasters far short of zombies. There are discussions of terrorist attacks, trains carrying toxic chemicals derailment, civil strife, and the mundane such as a mugging. Try not to worry about people’s marriages. There are many wives who are members and people that would spend their life savings on a bomb shelter are probably the same ones that would have spent their life savings on that uber character on eBay anyway. By allowing children at an early age to see that a firearm is just a tool and that there is nothing mystifying about it the children will not have the strong desire to play with them. It is called being a responsible parent.

Zombies or not most of those guys clearly suffer from slight to severe paranoia... its scary they are heavily armed.

Again I don’t see why you are making a diagnosis from reading a post but I am sure you have more than my BS in psychology so you are much better prepared to make such a judgment.
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
December 17 2006 21:56 GMT
#92
[image loading]

how does it make you feel every time you turn on the news and hear about some kid that blew their head off cause they were fucking with their dad's gun? makes me sick.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
December 17 2006 21:59 GMT
#93
does tl.net have a contingency plan for a troll invasion because i think we might be getting one soon lol
好好喝喝天天快乐
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-18 00:04:03
December 18 2006 00:01 GMT
#94
one thing that doesnt make sence to me tho

Why do you guys spend all this money/energy on preparing for the world to go to shit
Why not spend that money/energy on raising the quality of the world.

why make bomb shelters when there are Homeless

Why stock food when there are hungry people everywhere.


Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
December 18 2006 00:11 GMT
#95
On November 21 2006 16:23 Manifesto7 wrote:
You are not a real man unless you are killing zombies with a sword.


naw! sords are for pasnies zloldl

the real thing is a SHOTGUN
bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
December 18 2006 00:35 GMT
#96
Well seeing as this topic has been bumped, I suppose I should post this seeing as they asked for it.

http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14808

CSwitzer said "bet our Team Liquid friends would have something to say if they saw this thread"
banana[AfO]
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
December 18 2006 00:40 GMT
#97
it's time to end this inter-forum hostility. zombiehunters would be a powerful ally in a PAW scenario. With their brute strength and our strategical knowledge we can be an invincible force. this potential must not be overlooked
好好喝喝天天快乐
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
December 18 2006 02:24 GMT
#98
I WANT TO KILL ZOMBEHS, GIMMIE GUNS ASAP.


this is my favorite quote

"Lots of paranoid maniacs with 10 semi automatic rifles and hand grenades = bad in my book.

I have seen neither the paranoia nor the mania to which you are referring. Please give the basis for your diagnosis. If you know of anyone on the site owning hand grenades please enlighten us about that as well. The site is very clear about not allowing the discussion of illegal activities and will quickly ban individuals that post on such. "

when yuo have a site with people running around talking about what to do against zombies, and then you have someone with a whole goddamn station wagon filled with ammo for such an event, you have found yourself paranoia
Only communists disconnect.
zombiekiller
Profile Joined December 2006
United States6 Posts
December 18 2006 02:42 GMT
#99
On December 18 2006 06:59 lil.sis wrote:
does tl.net have a contingency plan for a troll invasion because i think we might be getting one soon lol


The ZS has a strict no troll stance. If anyone is caught flaming on your board they will be banned immediately. I hope that puts your mind at ease.
zombiekiller
Profile Joined December 2006
United States6 Posts
December 18 2006 02:49 GMT
#100
On December 18 2006 06:56 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
how does it make you feel every time you turn on the news and hear about some kid that blew their head off cause they were fucking with their dad's gun? makes me sick.


Yes that a parent would bring a weapon into the house and not train everyone there is sickening. Here is link on the matter If a person owns a firearm they must be responsible, it really is that simple. I am much more comfortable with a person being around firearms everyday and taught their safe use than having loaded and unsecured firearms sitting where the children or their friends will find them.
zombiekiller
Profile Joined December 2006
United States6 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-18 03:01:28
December 18 2006 02:59 GMT
#101
On December 18 2006 09:01 Coagulation wrote:
one thing that doesnt make sence to me tho

Why do you guys spend all this money/energy on preparing for the world to go to shit
Why not spend that money/energy on raising the quality of the world.

We do. ZS is a charity organization and we have fund raisers as well as blood drives and canned food drives across America and in Canada. Many of the members are volunteers for the Red Cross and other organizations that dedicate themselves to helping after disaster strikes.

On December 18 2006 09:01 Coagulation wrote:
why make bomb shelters when there are Homeless

I don't know of anyone that has a bomb shelter but I donate a portion of my paycheck to a local battered women's shelter.

On December 18 2006 09:01 Coagulation wrote:
Why stock food when there are hungry people everywhere.

I store food for when an event occurs and I need food. This can be as simple as a winter storm cutting off power for days or a flood destroying the surrounding area. An earthquake could occur or simply having a number or tornados. The time to prepare is before an event. The site is dedicated to disaster preparedness and a large part of that is having the food and water necessary for survival. If one is uncomfortable carrying a large camo bag then there are many companies that sell the same basic needs equipment including the American Red Cross.
zombiekiller
Profile Joined December 2006
United States6 Posts
December 18 2006 03:07 GMT
#102
On December 18 2006 11:24 j0ehoe wrote:
I WANT TO KILL ZOMBEHS, GIMMIE GUNS ASAP.


this is my favorite quote

"Lots of paranoid maniacs with 10 semi automatic rifles and hand grenades = bad in my book.

I have seen neither the paranoia nor the mania to which you are referring. Please give the basis for your diagnosis. If you know of anyone on the site owning hand grenades please enlighten us about that as well. The site is very clear about not allowing the discussion of illegal activities and will quickly ban individuals that post on such. "

when yuo have a site with people running around talking about what to do against zombies, and then you have someone with a whole goddamn station wagon filled with ammo for such an event, you have found yourself paranoia


I think the word you want is paranoid. It don't think it will affect you in any way but the individual in question spends a lot of time at the range and in the post mentioned that he went ahead and bought a year's worth of ammo. He did not buy ammo for zombies but for pieces of paper that are several yards away in front of a berm. Some people relax by shooting digital weapons at digital people, some do so by shooting real weapons at paper. To each his or her own.
bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
December 18 2006 03:23 GMT
#103
On December 18 2006 11:49 zombiekiller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2006 06:56 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
how does it make you feel every time you turn on the news and hear about some kid that blew their head off cause they were fucking with their dad's gun? makes me sick.


Yes that a parent would bring a weapon into the house and not train everyone there is sickening. Here is link on the matter If a person owns a firearm they must be responsible, it really is that simple. I am much more comfortable with a person being around firearms everyday and taught their safe use than having loaded and unsecured firearms sitting where the children or their friends will find them.

From the website you posted:
"American Academy of Pediatrics has concluded that the most effective way to prevent firearm-related deaths and injuries to children and adolescents is to remove guns from their homes and communities. It makes no sense to keep a gun at home for "protection," if that same gun puts your family members or visitors at risk."

"Common Sense about Kids and Guns believes that all adults have a responsibility to assure that no child or teen in their home ever encounters a loaded or improperly secured firearm. The decision to have a firearm in your home comes with an enormous responsibility."

I do not see anything indicating you should be teaching young kids how to use/handle a gun (although i haven't looked at the whole website, so I may be wrong).

I don't have any problem with parents who want to take there kids hunting (although there is risk with this like every sport or activity). The thing with the picture of the girl holding the gun is its giving her the image of guns being cool. The problem with that is now she may be tempted to show her friends when her parents aren't around. Now hopefuly the guns are safetly locked away and unloaded but I still can see this possible leading to a terrible accident.
banana[AfO]
sKy.Fennix
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada220 Posts
December 18 2006 03:29 GMT
#104
On November 21 2006 14:16 HAZE.tQ wrote:
Why not just use zombie paper?


rofl. Earthbound
http://www.bryanstamour.com
sKy.Fennix
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada220 Posts
December 18 2006 03:35 GMT
#105
But seriously though. Its like fly paper for zombies. We lay it out in a large field somewhere and lure the zombies there with a big jar full of brains. When the zombies get stuck to the paper all we have to do is nuke the field or cage them and sell them off to zoos.
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zombiekiller
Profile Joined December 2006
United States6 Posts
December 18 2006 11:13 GMT
#106
On December 18 2006 12:23 bburn wrote:
From the website you posted:
"American Academy of Pediatrics has concluded that the most effective way to prevent firearm-related deaths and injuries to children and adolescents is to remove guns from their homes and communities. It makes no sense to keep a gun at home for "protection," if that same gun puts your family members or visitors at risk."

"Common Sense about Kids and Guns believes that all adults have a responsibility to assure that no child or teen in their home ever encounters a loaded or improperly secured firearm. The decision to have a firearm in your home comes with an enormous responsibility."

I do not see anything indicating you should be teaching young kids how to use/handle a gun (although i haven't looked at the whole website, so I may be wrong).

I don't have any problem with parents who want to take there kids hunting (although there is risk with this like every sport or activity). The thing with the picture of the girl holding the gun is its giving her the image of guns being cool. The problem with that is now she may be tempted to show her friends when her parents aren't around. Now hopefuly the guns are safetly locked away and unloaded but I still can see this possible leading to a terrible accident.


Well it would have been selfserving to use a site like the NRA. They had pages on if you own a gun how to store it. This one. As they said in the part you quoted it is the responsibility of the parent to be responsible.

Actually it is not the children that are exposed the guns daily that hurt themselves as much as the neighbor or the child that is never around the guns. Children are given the image that guns are cool on television, movies, and those oh so cool video games. Having a responsible adult telling them about how to be safe can make anything uncool.

I only know that girls father from the forum but in my private conversations with him I believe he is a dedicated father and I know he takes great effort to teach his daughter gun safety, after all he is a ranger master and instructor.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 30 2007 22:23 GMT
#107
General needs more zombie threads.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
December 30 2007 22:24 GMT
#108
No they dont
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51434 Posts
December 30 2007 22:42 GMT
#109
I love it when other sites/people come into our forum

Any more? I remember the hookers and there was one where we went into the gangster forum, hahaha.
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waavves
Profile Joined October 2007
United States188 Posts
December 30 2007 22:52 GMT
#110
what the hell is up with all these zombie threads being revived :O
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
December 30 2007 23:02 GMT
#111
ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE

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the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Kraekkling
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
422 Posts
December 30 2007 23:26 GMT
#112
omg cant stop laughing xd
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