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It's day three of the harrowing search for Torte. Not a blog or post has been seen in nearly three days, leading to wild speculation. Some have said he will be back soon and we'll all forget about it but others are less sure.
White-Ra said:
Who are you? Get ofk my property.
Chill said:
I love Torte de Lini! His incitefulinsightful comments in girl blogs are really educational! I hope he returns soon
micronesia said:
I didn't kill him
R1CH said:
I RUN THIS SHIT. WHAT?
MrCon said:
Oui, Torte de Lini tres bon!
Journalists note: This quote was translated into broken french from MrCons native language, Swahili.
Ares[Effort] said:
I love Torte no homo but that guy is great. I hope he returns soon.
Ares when later reached for comment said lolololol trolled nooob
Hot_Bid, who was not solicited for an interview, interviewbombed every message
Elly said: Nothing it's a freaking elephant but its so cute and I had the picture lying around from the LR thread anyway. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/JMzX4.jpg)
Day 3 of TDL watch continues. Will he return? Will he continue posting in vast volumes of vacuity? Will Probe1 ever be funny? We don't know folks but we will continue to bring you updated news and totally legit quotes that I really got. I wouldn't lie, I have journalistic excellence and intengrity. And stuff.
  
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o god, is this going to be another manifesto style manhunt with torte?
seriously, this is highly unusual, I dont remember torte ever mentioning he had a life outside of TL so this could be bad.
Edit- We miss you, come back Torte!
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His disappearance coincides with the recent absence of girl blogs (besides the ILK one which is a dying effort since ILK - or should I say PBF - is once again gone). I think people should bring out their girl blogs and he'll pop back in!
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I think the pygmies got him.
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Whatever you do, don't look in my basement. The corpse smell is just an air freshener...
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I would assume TL.net bot is a suspect in this random unexpected occurence.
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He'll be back... and in greater numbers.
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On August 13 2011 01:59 ClysmiC wrote:
He'll be back... and in greater numbers.
lol.
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On August 13 2011 01:59 ClysmiC wrote:
He'll be back... and in greater numbers.
haha well played.
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Torte went to the dentist peeps.
And judging by his blogs, it will take him a while to recover from all the work.
Yes, even his fingers.
But I have faith he will be back, and with a nicer smile.
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Topics like this always make me wonder: if a relatively prominant poster who didn't know anyone else on the forums in real life suddenly died, how would people ever find out?
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Torte not at the forums? Another sign of the Apocalypse.
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On August 13 2011 02:07 MassHysteria wrote:
Torte went to the dentist peeps.
And judging by his blogs, it will take him a while to recover from all the work.
Yes, even his fingers.
But I have faith he will be back, and with a nicer smile.
I take your logic, reject it and inject my own form of hysteria. Lies and deceitful interviews.
+ Show Spoiler +micronesia killed him shh dont say anything hes watching
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micronesia, in the study, with the golf club.
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On August 13 2011 02:23 SonuvBob wrote:
micronesia, in the study, with the golf club.
No, it was Paper, in the dentist office, with the electric drill
duh...
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On August 13 2011 01:59 ClysmiC wrote:
He'll be back... and in greater numbers.
oh god lol
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I think it was the candle stick.
So do we find out where he works contact his boss and the Canadian embassy?
rekrul?
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I heard he had an unfortunate incident at an Italian restaurant.
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Professor Plum.
It's always, Professor Plum.
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