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the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
I am a fully qualified text-based bounty hunter.
I'll read his posts, get a sense of his mind. There's little enough to a man's text and textuality that can't be figured out with careful attention to his punctuation, post timing and grammatical errors. Where most posters who go missing might leave behind a dearth of evidence, shattered and fragmentary, TDL presents the perfect reverse. His is a glut, a vast ocean of data through which we must sift to find any relevant details.
It will not be easy. It will not be forgiving. We may lose good posters along the way, but it can be done.
I'll read his posts get a feel for the man, then I'll find him, trap him, and bring him back, no questions asked.
+ Show Spoiler +SirJolt's Case Diary, Day One:
Go North
Go North
Go East
Look at TDL posts
Examine TDL posts
Use extensive proposter knowledge
*Unsuccessful*
Go to sleep.
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Its quite obvious, hes joined the adventure club (not the touchy boys one) and is on wild adventures with Elvis and Jimi Hendrix.
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United States17042 Posts
ask sirjolt the problogger
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SIRJOLT! I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF TORTE DE-
*A knife thrown by an unknown suspect hits me in the back, killing me*
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SirJolt, what you seek is not meant to be found. It is in the interests of select extremely influential parties that you do not uncover it. *swigs from hip-flask* Above all else, beware the man with the massi-
"kraaak crouuwwaaak" (T/N *ghasps for breath*)
-ham......
*Collapses on floor, spewing freshly poisoned pony-blood from his canteen.*
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On August 13 2011 02:57 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
ask sirjolt the problogger
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/si9ci.png)
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Something tells me that Torte de Lini is reading this right now, deciding not to post for a few more days, and snickering to himself.
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Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
Torte... He was such a good friend... It's a real tragedy what happened. That thing with Micronesia.
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The amount of inside jokes that I am unaware of on Team Liquid knows no bounds.
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TDL MISSING?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/1JEV8.gif)
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United States4796 Posts
Hey guys. Torte said he's gone for a month on vacation. He's asked me to look after Dynamic Gaming in his presence. I don't have the chat logs but I'm his friend.
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I can assure you all that Torte is in a better place.
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On August 13 2011 05:31 DivinO wrote:
Hey guys. Torte said he's gone for a month on vacation. He's asked me to look after Dynamic Gaming in his presence. I don't have the chat logs but I'm his friend.
Ahh so he got ninja banned for 30 days. Is he enjoying Disneyland?
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United States24761 Posts
Ok here's the last thing I actually heard from Torte. I hung out with him on Thursday, August 4. On August 5, he called me in the afternoon asking if we were available for dinner again. I told him something similar to "we met up with an old buddy of my friend and we are going to grab an early dinner in X location because he is going to a backstreet boys concert. You can come if you..."
Torte said very sheepishly that it was ok (and wasn't coming). I think he might have misunderstood what I said and thought that I myself was going to the backstreet boys concert. This might explain his permanent disappearance from life.
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So you admit to being the last one to see him alive!
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Micronesia is GodFather. SirJolt, we need a DT check on Probe1. We'll have to presume mafia killed TDL.
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The killer is Micronesia's evil twin Macronesia.
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You want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH.
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EPT
