On August 13 2011 08:16 AnxiousHippo wrote:
Micronesia is GodFather. SirJolt, we need a DT check on Probe1. We'll have to presume mafia killed TDL.

I can assure you this assumption is false...

Probe1

United States17920 Posts

August 13 2011 00:15 GMT

#42

We ALL know your part in this Meapak_Ziphh

See.Blue

United States2673 Posts

August 13 2011 02:45 GMT

#43

On August 13 2011 05:12 paper wrote:
TDL MISSING?

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Hahahaha. Yes. Also, nice dance.

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50218 Posts

August 13 2011 02:57 GMT

#44

oh wow torte di looney is missing?

PassiveAce

United States18076 Posts

August 13 2011 03:13 GMT

#45

On August 13 2011 11:57 BLinD-RawR wrote:
oh wow torte di looney is missing?

no. hes confirmed dead, read the thread dammit.

Divinek

Canada4045 Posts

August 13 2011 03:22 GMT

#46

On August 13 2011 05:12 paper wrote:
TDL MISSING?

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Indeed, hopefully a month of no posting can some how level out the old 9000 per day average, somewhat. It's gotta feel like a vacation from TL when you're on here that much

KhAmun

United States1005 Posts

August 13 2011 05:52 GMT

#47

I think the illuminati didn't account for his quick rise in post count, and didn't like the attention he was getting. He wasn't under their control so they took him and locked him down in that dungeon where they keep JFK and Elvis.

hmmm.

tonight

United States11130 Posts

August 13 2011 06:02 GMT

#48

I don't know. Kind of feels like a vacation.

SirJolt

the Dagon Knight4004 Posts

August 13 2011 11:31 GMT

#49

Day Two: The Case Continues

Having spent the entirety of one day racking up expenses (any good text-bounty-hunter will be charging expenses at around five hundred esports dollars per day), I was fully prepared to sink my teeth into the meat of the search for Torte De Lini on day two.

The first question was one of where to begin. Now, we all know that Torte’s signature, his calling card, has been a practical ubiquity that is, in these modern times, unmatched. While this might seem a piece of peculiar good fortune, it has the effect of muddying the data. Imagine, if you will, Sherlock Holmes investigating a murder and opening a drawer to find a seven hundred knives each soaked in human blood. The ocean of data presents difficulties. Thus, I have determined his blog to be the prime source of Torte-data.

Case notes:
1. Hates going to the dentist [and his dentist specifically]
2. Loves Disney
3. Loves cities/photographs of cities/cityporn [poss. metrosexual?]
4. Loves clouds [partic. cirrus & cumulo-nimbus – poss. became vapour?]
5. Focus on mother figure [second mother? – poss. reverse/double Freudian implications? Rare Elektra/Orpheus metacomplex? Interrogate w/behavioural analyst]

Speculation: Micronesia, in the dental office, with the golf club? Mouth open, teeth everywhere – if true, easy to prove.

Bright white of teeth still embedded in thick red gobbets of blood on walls?

ComaDose

Canada10357 Posts

August 13 2011 17:18 GMT

#50

SirJolt, after investigating the dentist he frequents i can assure you there were no bright white teeth embedded in thick red gobblets of blood and gums on the wall.

Micronesia may have taken him somewhere else to commit the murder.
Even tho there were no signs of struggle there were large quantities of sedatives present.