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Day Three of Torte de Lini Watch - Page 4

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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
August 16 2011 00:56 GMT
#61
On August 16 2011 09:47 micronesia wrote:
Do you guys want me to just call him?

Nah
God Bless
jdseemoreglass
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3773 Posts
August 16 2011 02:01 GMT
#62
Who is Torte de Lini?

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lol just kidding
"If you want this forum to be full of half-baked philosophy discussions between pompous faggots like yourself forever, stay the course captain vanilla" - FakeSteve[TPR], 2006
Fortis
Profile Joined August 2011
Estonia63 Posts
August 16 2011 02:48 GMT
#63
It's sadly ironic, how so many people are abrasive to him when he's here, insinuating that they don't want him around... Then when he finally leaves, you post this thread LOL. Poor Torte, it must be a hard e-life for him.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 16 2011 19:20 GMT
#64
I can't even remember this joke being funny anymore. But I feel famous now that fana posted in my blog.


[image loading]
You'll never see any shit like this again.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
August 16 2011 19:26 GMT
#65
On August 13 2011 01:59 ClysmiC wrote:
He'll be back... and in greater numbers.


Oh man I laughed so hard
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
August 16 2011 19:27 GMT
#66
He is preparing for the 10000th post...so he needs pics of himself and progamers, that's why he flew to korea. And the twist ending: He is actually a she, and she is noone else than Fanaticist, disguised as a dead penguin.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
Legendan
Profile Joined September 2010
19 Posts
August 17 2011 00:54 GMT
#67
He's doing barrel rolls.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-17 01:36:27
August 17 2011 01:35 GMT
#68
On August 17 2011 04:27 blubbdavid wrote:
He is preparing for the 10000th post...so he needs pics of himself and progamers, that's why he flew to korea. And the twist ending: He is actually a she, and she is noone else than Fanaticist, disguised as a dead penguin.

I thought Fanaticist was ILOVEKITTENS.
Not that I've been here long enough to know the whole story..
Edit: Oh wait, the second half of this particular post is a joke...
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
August 17 2011 02:34 GMT
#69
On August 13 2011 02:44 SirJolt wrote:
I am a fully qualified text-based bounty hunter.

I'll read his posts, get a sense of his mind. There's little enough to a man's text and textuality that can't be figured out with careful attention to his punctuation, post timing and grammatical errors. Where most posters who go missing might leave behind a dearth of evidence, shattered and fragmentary, TDL presents the perfect reverse. His is a glut, a vast ocean of data through which we must sift to find any relevant details.

It will not be easy. It will not be forgiving. We may lose good posters along the way, but it can be done.

I'll read his posts get a feel for the man, then I'll find him, trap him, and bring him back, no questions asked.





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SirJolt's Case Diary, Day One:

Go North
Go North
Go East
Look at TDL posts
Examine TDL posts
Use extensive proposter knowledge
*Unsuccessful*


Go to sleep.


YOU DIDN'T PICK UP THE LAMP

WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP THE LAMP
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
August 17 2011 02:36 GMT
#70
On August 17 2011 11:34 ymir233 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 13 2011 02:44 SirJolt wrote:
I am a fully qualified text-based bounty hunter.

I'll read his posts, get a sense of his mind. There's little enough to a man's text and textuality that can't be figured out with careful attention to his punctuation, post timing and grammatical errors. Where most posters who go missing might leave behind a dearth of evidence, shattered and fragmentary, TDL presents the perfect reverse. His is a glut, a vast ocean of data through which we must sift to find any relevant details.

It will not be easy. It will not be forgiving. We may lose good posters along the way, but it can be done.

I'll read his posts get a feel for the man, then I'll find him, trap him, and bring him back, no questions asked.





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SirJolt's Case Diary, Day One:

Go North
Go North
Go East
Look at TDL posts
Examine TDL posts
Use extensive proposter knowledge
*Unsuccessful*


Go to sleep.


YOU DIDN'T PICK UP THE LAMP

WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP THE LAMP

Because he was supposed to pick up the lightbulb.
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-18 18:16:49
August 18 2011 18:15 GMT
#71
So I noticed finally something is missing in the last week or so and than i realized that torte was gone from the LR's(Yes I'm slow).I made haste to the search bar and I find this blog.
Now I'm pretty sure torte canceled his internet for this month to make sure he doesn't go over 10 k posts so he could prepare for it,but that wasn't the point i was going to make.
Probe1,buddy,I find it ironic you made this blog

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jkjk
Cackle™
RaLakedaimon
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1564 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-18 22:59:37
August 18 2011 22:58 GMT
#72
Glad to know he's not around only because he never took my friend request on Bad Company 2 and I was gonna play some games with him, I was thinking he just didn't wanna hit the accept button lol. If he's really getting his teeth worked on hope it goes well for him, hate dentists. XD
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-20 17:33:08
August 19 2011 23:29 GMT
#73
On August 13 2011 01:59 ClysmiC wrote:
He'll be back... and in greater numbers.

Oh dear lord no

SPARTANS RAISE YOUR SHIELDS!

You've heard it here first
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
August 20 2011 01:13 GMT
#74
Torte went to visit someone special. He hopes you're all well. He'll be back come September.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 20 2011 14:48 GMT
#75
Someone special doesn't have internet?
He has responsibilities you know. ;p
The last thing he wrote:
"Should of been a Pokemon battle and TF2 with BW imo"
That's so like him ;p
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
August 20 2011 18:57 GMT
#76
On August 20 2011 23:48 ComaDose wrote:
Someone special doesn't have internet?
He has responsibilities you know. ;p
The last thing he wrote:
"Should of been a Pokemon battle and TF2 with BW imo"
That's so like him ;p

Yeah ^_^
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
August 20 2011 23:24 GMT
#77
if torte is a smurf he's officially the most brilliant troll to have ever existed on TL.net since zia
why so 진지해?
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 21 2011 00:06 GMT
#78
lol zia
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
August 21 2011 00:15 GMT
#79
On August 21 2011 08:24 Rekrul wrote:
if torte is a smurf he's officially the most brilliant troll to have ever existed on TL.net since zia


LOL that was when I first started learning about TL!!! ahhh the memories. But seriously, Torte is going to come back and we'll never hear the end of this. ^^
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Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-21 00:37:15
August 21 2011 00:36 GMT
#80
On August 21 2011 08:24 Rekrul wrote:
if torte is a smurf he's officially the most brilliant troll to have ever existed on TL.net since zia


Its thedeadhaji's smurf imo
WriterXiao8~~
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