Public Profile for SirJolt

I am a perfect posting robot, sent back in time from a distant future where all posts are perfect.



Please don't try to emulate me, I'd hate to be responsible if you hurt yourself.

Take solace in the fact that one day, all posts will be this well-crafted. One day, when the sun has burned out and all there is left of man is a single machine deep below the permanent winter, every post will be perfect.



Quotes and suchlike:



<Probe1> Just let me get my third up and I'll respond...

<Riptide> Kiante is australia
<Riptide> aka barely litearte