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Joined TL.net Friday, 16th of July 2010
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Quote The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
TL Posts 6531
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I wish I could find a girl to play Brood War with. Then I'd BBS every single game, and she'd get pissed and leave me. Then I'd be sad. - Forgot the source
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I was walking down the street with JWD and girls were literally throwing themselves at him, all "hey JWD!!! can I be in your next blog!??" - Hot_Bid
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Ugh, we start having a nice discussion about titties then someone brings up anime... you fucking failures. - EvilTeletubby
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...Or just go to Korea and teach English. Korean girls desperate to learn dependant noun clauses will go apeshit over you. - Manifesto7
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i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times - Liquid'Drone
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do you have a file saved with stuff I've said I prefer enduring over being kicked in the balls? - Liquid'Drone
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It is a cruel world, where ILOVEKITTENS is white and McDonalds sells salads... - Probulous
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Also, this thread title just reminds me of ejaculations. - Comeh
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I'll just thrust forward until I hit something. - Torte de Lini, regarding sex
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You had so many wieners in your mouth that you needed to be hospitalized? - bibbaly
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aeres real pro at touhou. reviews albums while other people actually play the game - Caller
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Storytelling has been around for a long long time, and it never needed explosions before. - iCanada
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And wow, I called Plexa a cock. That is really awesome. - Manifesto7
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It's my opinion that manifesto is a girly newbie who doesn't know how to help run a website. - micronesia
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Nothing makes me want a whore like nasty injections. - JWD
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Basically I have given up and am working on growing my own boobs. - Manifesto7
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I'm pretty sure it's not normal to pick up a porn book during a fight either - dkpl
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That Yoshi kid needs to get laid. - d3_crescentia
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i collect my smegma in jars so that one day i may sculpt with it - FakeSteve[TPR]
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just FYI i will suck any number of dicks for an ultralisk icon - vGl-CoW
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oh, i just LOVE writing essays. why don't you write an essay on the topic of How My Foot Got In Your Asshole - FakeSteve[TPR]
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one time i went to eat this orange and after i peeled it and bit into it i suddenly realized it was my own penis... so crazy - Hot_Bid
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i used girl shampoo, and for the first time in many years, i felt truly alive - Hot_Bid
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nonsense, it was the orange tasting penis like only three days ago - Gene
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touch your penis, it's like thousands of candy - dronebabo
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i would show my dick to a cameraman for $20 - FakeSteve[TPR]
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under Archas's skin and over his skeletal structure lies plenty of fecal matter - DivinO
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spontaneous traffic in or out of your butt is generally undesirable - vGl-CoW
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medicine sux. I was shitting fireballs the other day and was more traumatized by trying to figure out what was wrong with me than the fact that i was shitting fireballs. - Jathin
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Unfortunately not everybody is Chinese - flamewheel
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i was watching dolphins leap out of the pavement next to my car, and the moon melted into the trees. fuckin tits - QuanticHawk
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there's like 3 billion something vaginas out there that you havent seen yet. - QuanticHawk
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[10:01] <@SirJolt> "We got a father-son squirt scenario, boss. Dispatch all cars."
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It's like you go to the hospital to get a surgery and the surgeon is like 'i don't even know what an artery is, pls be nice guys :DDDDD' - Thienan567, on playing DotA2 heroes for the first time in matchmaking
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[08:04] <+packrat386> I can't wait to get punched in the face [08:04] <+packrat386> repeatedly
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