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On November 21 2014 18:01 anmolsinghmzn2009 wrote:
Bot lane dies? blame the jungler! They get dragon? blame the jungler! We take junglers buff at level 1 and put him behind so he cant do shit? still blame the jungler! Terrorism? Blame the jungler! There is no water? Blame the jungler! Ozone layer is depleting? Blame the jungler! Hungry kids are dying in africa? Its probably that fucking jungler!
Actually, the ozone layer has shown it's first sign of recovery in decades.
GJ Ez.
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I was just accused of feeding more kills than I had deaths. I certainly didn't have a great game, and the enemy jungler had a significantly higher impact, but I don't see how the top and mid laners can claim with straight faces that I fed their laners 18 kills when I only died 4 times in total :D
The chat effectively went:
Top: You fed Lee 12 kills.
Mid: You fed Azir 6 kills.
Me: I died 4 times.
Top: Go kill yourself.
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Well obviously you baited them into dying to their lane opponent, which is how you fed them even more kills than you have deaths. Fool.
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If I were that talented, then I'd go professional :D
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I hesitate to play Shen anymore because I'm tired of all the "Shen no ult?!?!?!?" comments when somebody does something stupid and I don't teleport in to save them.
It's just tiring. It's like the "blame the jungler" phenomenon, where you have a laner who plays badly and they need someone to blame besides themselves, so they blame the only other person expected to have an impact on their lane, the jungler. More or less the same with Shen. It's not like they could have completely avoided said bad situation if they'd just played better. No, its Shen's fault for not bailing them out.
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On November 23 2014 13:23 Capped wrote:Show nested quote +On November 21 2014 18:01 anmolsinghmzn2009 wrote:
Bot lane dies? blame the jungler! They get dragon? blame the jungler! We take junglers buff at level 1 and put him behind so he cant do shit? still blame the jungler! Terrorism? Blame the jungler! There is no water? Blame the jungler! Ozone layer is depleting? Blame the jungler! Hungry kids are dying in africa? Its probably that fucking jungler! \By the end of this i was fucking dying. The last part killed me. 10/10
Thanks. Usually whenever I report someone for being really BM and stuff I type something funny in the report comments. That day this came to mind and I thought hey this is decent might as well post it in the QQ thread.
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The most annoying thing that drives you away from playing champions is that people expect you to be a mechanical god. You landed most ori ultra but even if you whiff one you will get flamed to oblivion.
I always wanted to play cow but I never do because I can't reliably pull off WQ combos. I do the next best thing - W something close to the person I wanna knock up and then W which is good enough 95% of the time but it's not good enough for people.
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3 inhibs down, super minions pushing the enemy base. 4v5 in enemy base. Yi leaves to do dragon, we wipe, game over.
All he had to do was stay and we'd have won the game.
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-- nuked --
User was banned for this post.
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Welp, this game is still as hard as ever. My last death was to an ez ult that did 842 damage to me... I didn't even know that was possible without building AP. Sad thing was Ez left lane 0-2 with about 100 cs.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ZgMpJqP.png)
We were ahead 5k gold at 23:00...
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im 2-1-1 on kass double cs then the fizz I am laning against who is 1-1. I roam bot kill there support our jungle does wolves while there jungle and fizz take my tower from 100-0. warwick jungle tells me nice job getting raped in lane and that's it not the midlaners job to roam. pre 30 accounts are so funny
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Im lucian. My support is Leblanc. Opponent is Lucian Morgana (blind pick). Its hella cold and I havent played ADC for quite some time, Im not performing at my proper level, no one to blame.
We're trading ok bot lane until leblanc gets soul bound twice. Shes salty about me not being able to kill either of them by myself and dies trying to save her. Ok fine maybe I couldve done it. I ask her what she maxed. She said Q obviously who the fuck maxes anything else as support.
Heres my train of thought - You are leblanc. Maxing Q as support used to be god tier since the silence fucked everyone over. but now without the silence you might as well max W since the damage is comparable and you have it on a much shorter CD, effectively allowing you to trade twice in the time it takes a Q max to trade once. I told her what I thought about leblanc. She fucking thinks Im having a go at her. She fucking starts berating me of not being allowed to "peer review" since my skill is shit. She fucking watches me die then abandons my lane. Fine.
Now these people arent uncommon Im ok with that. Every region, every country, hell your fucking next door neighbor's probably like this. But here in China its fucking 70%+ of the current generation. They grow up pampered as only child and damn they get everything they want, and they are fucking taught nobody else's kid is a human being right from the get go. Sure, its not directly like this, but this is the exact vibe the rest of the country gives, with the government backing them by allowing good samiratans to be sued for money by victims simply because they "tried to help". You've all probably seen videos of people just watching others DIE here and will just stand by, film it, and fuck all its not my kid, not my friend, not my family, its not me who the fuck cares, so Imma stand here and watch this irl movie film and even discuss about it online how the plot shouldve gone. Because I grew up with a silver spoon and mama papa always blamed everyone else even tho the blood is in my hands.
Sure. its my third year here. The lack of culture and humane education is already last decades story. Old news. Boring. But it still gets to me sometimes. You dont feel welcome in a country where everyone else is right and nobody is wrong. Everyone blames everyone else and refuses to pause and think about anything. Theres no "us" Only me, myself, and I.
Then I hope, oh maybe the rest of the world is better. Then I read about the fergusson shit and all the bombings and Im like ok sure its bad. Its dumb as fuck. Its ridiculous as fuck. But at least theres SOME reaction. The chinese government can just drive tanks down the road tomorrow and bomb any living thing for the fun of it and the only reaction they'll get is from foreign countries. Because its not my kid. Its not my family. Its not my fucking problem. Sure its fucking 1 KM away where the government just slaughters 1 million people and will probably drive down the road tomorrow for the same damn thing and why the fuck do I care.
This is China. Fuck this place and fuck this world. Now after living almost 4 years here the only thing I can think is how little fucks I will give if you guys just fucking nuked this place. Then I realize Im becoming them.
If this is what passes as human interaction Id rather not.
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Gnar is a stupid champion in general to begin with. Then I had two separate games this last week where I thought I was facing one top laner and ended up getting counter picked with gnar. Singed and Nasus....QQ.
It had me asking deep introspective questions like why do I spend my free time torturing myself in unwinnable match ups? Why is gnar in this game? Why did my friend choose this day to fuck around with taric jungle who can't do anything to gnar or any champion ever actually?
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Ranked has been so weird lately. The amount of times I have to calm people down and tell them to stop foaming at the mouth with rage is ridiculous. People take this game WAY too seriously and take things WAY too personally. If you play to take the edge off the day, don't take pre/post season seriously. And if you are playing to get better then just mute/ignore/block the people you don't want to play with. But "kill yourself" comments and toxicity in general are so unnecessary...
I'm seriously contemplating quitting this game.
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+ Show Spoiler +On December 01 2014 20:55 padfoota wrote:
Im lucian. My support is Leblanc. Opponent is Lucian Morgana (blind pick). Its hella cold and I havent played ADC for quite some time, Im not performing at my proper level, no one to blame.
We're trading ok bot lane until leblanc gets soul bound twice. Shes salty about me not being able to kill either of them by myself and dies trying to save her. Ok fine maybe I couldve done it. I ask her what she maxed. She said Q obviously who the fuck maxes anything else as support.
Heres my train of thought - You are leblanc. Maxing Q as support used to be god tier since the silence fucked everyone over. but now without the silence you might as well max W since the damage is comparable and you have it on a much shorter CD, effectively allowing you to trade twice in the time it takes a Q max to trade once. I told her what I thought about leblanc. She fucking thinks Im having a go at her. She fucking starts berating me of not being allowed to "peer review" since my skill is shit. She fucking watches me die then abandons my lane. Fine.
Now these people arent uncommon Im ok with that. Every region, every country, hell your fucking next door neighbor's probably like this. But here in China its fucking 70%+ of the current generation. They grow up pampered as only child and damn they get everything they want, and they are fucking taught nobody else's kid is a human being right from the get go. Sure, its not directly like this, but this is the exact vibe the rest of the country gives, with the government backing them by allowing good samiratans to be sued for money by victims simply because they "tried to help". You've all probably seen videos of people just watching others DIE here and will just stand by, film it, and fuck all its not my kid, not my friend, not my family, its not me who the fuck cares, so Imma stand here and watch this irl movie film and even discuss about it online how the plot shouldve gone. Because I grew up with a silver spoon and mama papa always blamed everyone else even tho the blood is in my hands.
Sure. its my third year here. The lack of culture and humane education is already last decades story. Old news. Boring. But it still gets to me sometimes. You dont feel welcome in a country where everyone else is right and nobody is wrong. Everyone blames everyone else and refuses to pause and think about anything. Theres no "us" Only me, myself, and I.
Then I hope, oh maybe the rest of the world is better. Then I read about the fergusson shit and all the bombings and Im like ok sure its bad. Its dumb as fuck. Its ridiculous as fuck. But at least theres SOME reaction. The chinese government can just drive tanks down the road tomorrow and bomb any living thing for the fun of it and the only reaction they'll get is from foreign countries. Because its not my kid. Its not my family. Its not my fucking problem. Sure its fucking 1 KM away where the government just slaughters 1 million people and will probably drive down the road tomorrow for the same damn thing and why the fuck do I care.
This is China. Fuck this place and fuck this world. Now after living almost 4 years here the only thing I can think is how little fucks I will give if you guys just fucking nuked this place. Then I realize Im becoming them.
If this is what passes as human interaction Id rather not.
Holy shit that escalated quickly
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Zed - "They all just focus me when I go in. "
Uhh okay why don't you try nicely asking them to stand still and let you stab them to death.
It's like a robber saying "Omg why you no let me rob you QQ"
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I just wanted to play and train a bit...
First game, Liss counterpick with Nasus, I can't kill/zone him before first tp because server lag prevents me from actually hitting the 5 spells her mana pool allows.
2nd game, two guys dc because of server.
This time? premade of 3 with a level 27 on our team. Diamond II and a Diamond V against us.
Yup. Thanks matchmaking. And the server is so fucking broken I have 5 cs over the first 2 waves.
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Bearded Elder29905 Posts
Pains of playing support is having a no brainer ADC. I mean seriously, there is always someone in my team that asks for ADC or says he mains ADC and when the lane phase is over, he's behind in farm, behind in kills and has way more deaths. Yes, I'm a pretty decent support but I can't do shit when your ADC refuses to go allin, trade or anything - prefers to stand still, farm passively and get his ass whooped all the time.
All the fucking time. It's always the same.
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