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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 10

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parkufarku
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
882 Posts
April 01 2014 19:21 GMT
#181
On April 02 2014 02:40 Psychobabas wrote:
this is no joke.,

protoss is imba as fuck and everybody knows it.


How are you not banned for this ignorant balance whine post that's not even remotely true?
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
April 01 2014 19:22 GMT
#182
Ahahahaha very nice
:)
-HuShang-
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada393 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 19:33:37
April 01 2014 19:32 GMT
#183
On April 02 2014 03:55 Jer99 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 03:42 SC2John wrote:
On April 02 2014 03:26 -HuShang- wrote:
Seemed really nice at first, then I realized the 2 base pvt blink stalker all in isn't even written out properly zzz....


This may or may not be a quality product, but my reputation is at stake here. The PvT blink allin was taken directly from this topic: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/435336-sc2-notes-duckdeoks-bs-blink-all-in-pvt

And that was taken directly from a duckdeok game. It's correct, yo. Gas timings can vary, but that's the most efficient way, imo.

EDIT: Wait, did I just fooled.


#REKT


Would be funny but no I wasn't april foolsing . That's not the most efficient way to do it, I tried the build exactly as it was written and it was so off. The gas timings aren't correct and it says nothing about 2 probes in gas or how long to keep them in there.

Also, note that I'm not attacking your credibility. My purpose in posting this is so that you can edit your guide and provide a more accurate build for anybody wishing to try this out .


The actual build after tinkering for 20 minutes and looking at the vods you linked:


9 pylon
**Chronoboost x7 on nexus**
13 gate
14 gas (2 probes)
16 pylon
17 gas (2 probes)
18 core
**probe scout**
21 zealot (cancel)
21 nexus
21 MSC
23 pylon
23 warpgate
24 stalker
*place extra probe on each gas before starting twilight council*
27 twilight council
29 stalker
33 blink (constant chronoboost)
35 gate
36 stalker
41 gate
**cut probes at 36**
43 gate(x3)

Hits @8:30 with 14 stalkers
All chronoboost saved for blink after main base saturation


Note: most of the build I wrote is just more specific and the only real problems with the build were the gas timings but even so I don't really think we should be simplifying builds so much. Or if we are making builds for lower league players that are easy to follow the whole build should be catered to them, not just the gate timings. This build for example with probes being put on mid build isn't really noob friendly? So why make the gate timings noob friendly. Just my 2 cents.

Replay of me doing it vs ai: http://drop.sc/377929 (10 seconds faster than duckdeok did vs innovation. vs ai and not innovation though haha ;D)
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Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
April 01 2014 19:32 GMT
#184
On April 02 2014 04:21 parkufarku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 02:40 Psychobabas wrote:
this is no joke.,

protoss is imba as fuck and everybody knows it.


How are you not banned for this ignorant balance whine post that's not even remotely true?


I call bullshit
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BaneRiders
Profile Joined August 2013
Sweden3630 Posts
April 01 2014 19:38 GMT
#185
Gah, following others builds is bullshit, but hey, for once I might make an exception and try out some BS builds.
Earth, Water, Air and Protoss!
igay
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Australia1178 Posts
April 01 2014 19:44 GMT
#186
Super fun read, so much sarcasm haha.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 01 2014 19:45 GMT
#187
This guide is bullshit!
Staboteur
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada1873 Posts
April 01 2014 19:46 GMT
#188
Ahhhhhh, this guide satisfies my retired zerg tears so well.

Oh, and a further point for consideration : Every single fucking protoss unit attacks with fucking lasers. That's BULLSHIT.
I'm actually Fleetfeet D:
nojok
Profile Joined May 2011
France15845 Posts
April 01 2014 19:50 GMT
#189
On April 02 2014 04:46 Staboteur wrote:
Ahhhhhh, this guide satisfies my retired zerg tears so well.

Oh, and a further point for consideration : Every single fucking protoss unit attacks with fucking lasers. That's BULLSHIT.

Time to add friendly fire on colossi and archons imo.
"Back then teams that won were credited, now it's called throw. I think it's sad." - Kuroky - Flap Flap Wings!
Z-BosoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Brazil2590 Posts
April 01 2014 19:53 GMT
#190
lol, people are so sensitive.
That's what you get for making a racist joke.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 01 2014 19:55 GMT
#191
On April 02 2014 03:55 Jer99 wrote:

#REKT


#LESSPEWPEWMOREQQ
User was warned for too many mimes.
Twine
Profile Joined June 2012
France246 Posts
April 01 2014 19:56 GMT
#192
I'm going to not play the ladder for 3 months now. As if protoss needed help ...
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Aikin
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria532 Posts
April 01 2014 19:56 GMT
#193
Thanks!!! I was trying to play some ladder as protoss and I had no idea about start bos. Always trying to get that freakin 100 gas for msc into my builds.
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Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
April 01 2014 20:04 GMT
#194
I'm actually pretty happy about these. I didn't really have a lot of toss builds memorized and these should be easy enough to learn
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WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26223 Posts
April 01 2014 20:14 GMT
#195
God, don't give more talentless build order robots guides on how to execute the most irritating strats out there, pretty please? Made me laugh like fuck mind
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
Staboteur
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada1873 Posts
April 01 2014 20:19 GMT
#196
On April 02 2014 04:53 Z-BosoN wrote:
lol, people are so sensitive.
That's what you get for making a racist joke.

LOL well played.

And yes colossus friendly fire please.

And chance for them to trip and fucking explode when pathing over friendly / enemy units / cliffs.

please.
I'm actually Fleetfeet D:
Ayrkrane
Profile Joined June 2013
Canada15 Posts
April 01 2014 20:22 GMT
#197
This is the best way to prove that protoss might be less powerful than we think it is and to start finding solutions against those builds we hate so much !
Jotun777
Profile Joined April 2014
United States1 Post
April 01 2014 20:29 GMT
#198
Hey guys!!! We found out why Protoss is so good! It's because we keep providing players good strategies and promoting players using Protoss for easy wins. Oh, on another note, here's another guide on playing Protoss... Oh, you thought we were gonna help Zerg or Terran? HAHAHAHA
Harreh
Profile Joined September 2013
90 Posts
April 01 2014 20:29 GMT
#199
To be honest, I was hoping for that zealot immortal PvZ all in.
DnCL
Profile Joined May 2013
86 Posts
April 01 2014 20:31 GMT
#200
I really like the april fools, you see your community under another angle This one is real good too
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