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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 8

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Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
April 01 2014 17:40 GMT
#141
this is no joke.,

protoss is imba as fuck and everybody knows it.
Harreh
Profile Joined September 2013
90 Posts
April 01 2014 17:42 GMT
#142
A move is a pretty good race
SatedSC2
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
England3012 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 17:44:07
April 01 2014 17:43 GMT
#143
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Noocta
Profile Joined June 2010
France12578 Posts
April 01 2014 17:46 GMT
#144
On April 02 2014 02:43 SatedSC2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 01:50 Noocta wrote:
The funny part is that you can go play protoss and grind ladder until Master just by following those builds.

Terran: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/223517-t-3-racks-cheesing-your-way-to-gm-league
Zerg: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/283755-grandmaster-by-6pooling-how-to

Cheesing to a high rank is not even slightly Protoss specific


I didn't say it was, but those scandalous claims are not often supported by a dozen of good builds lol
" I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass ! "
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
April 01 2014 17:46 GMT
#145
On April 02 2014 02:43 SatedSC2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 01:50 Noocta wrote:
The funny part is that you can go play protoss and grind ladder until Master just by following those builds.

Terran: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/223517-t-3-racks-cheesing-your-way-to-gm-league
Zerg: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/283755-grandmaster-by-6pooling-how-to

Cheesing to a high rank is not even slightly Protoss specific

Does the 3rax still work with the MSC? That guide was written during WoL.
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Ace Frehley
Profile Joined December 2012
2030 Posts
April 01 2014 17:55 GMT
#146
This is like the successor of the Lings of Liberty: The Rise of the Patchzergs article

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/385876-lings-of-liberty-the-rise-of-the-patchzergs
...
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 01 2014 17:58 GMT
#147
Mwah hah hah hah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

BULLSHIT!!!!!!!
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
Alphamule
Profile Joined April 2014
Germany1 Post
April 01 2014 18:00 GMT
#148
Sorry I dont get it :/
HolyArrow
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7116 Posts
April 01 2014 18:03 GMT
#149
10/10 so many awesome builds to try
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
April 01 2014 18:04 GMT
#150
The joke here is that some people took the protoss whine with humor. We'll be back to more serious whine soon, don't worry.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
CCa1ss1e
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3231 Posts
April 01 2014 18:07 GMT
#151
The knowledge and understanding we have provided for the Protoss has race has had an affect bigger than any patch from Blizzard.


Couple mistakes in the writeup. Crikey, it's effect, not affect.

Will read the rest later.. haha.
~ The Ultimate Weapon
SatedSC2
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
England3012 Posts
April 01 2014 18:07 GMT
#152
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Detri
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom683 Posts
April 01 2014 18:08 GMT
#153
....thanks for listing out everything I hate about protoss and putting it on a single webpage for handy alt tab/ second monitor ladder browsing....
The poor are thieves, beggars and whores, the rich are politicians, solicitors and courtesans...
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 01 2014 18:10 GMT
#154
On April 02 2014 03:07 CCa1ss1e wrote:
Show nested quote +
The knowledge and understanding we have provided for the Protoss has race has had an affect bigger than any patch from Blizzard.


Couple mistakes in the writeup. Crikey, it's effect, not affect.

Will read the rest later.. haha.


Now here's the difficult question for you. What day is it? Now then, do you think we noticed those and left them in deliberately, or, do you think we just didn't notice?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS AND YOURS ALONE
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
April 01 2014 18:10 GMT
#155
This is bullshit, man. I mean, it's funny as hell, but I'm crying over here.

+ Show Spoiler +
Actually, I'm bad, and if you can pull off any of these builds against me in silver, I should feel bad. Also, I'm really crying.
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
iamcaustic
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1509 Posts
April 01 2014 18:11 GMT
#156
On April 01 2014 22:19 Hayl_Storm wrote:
Why do you never release Terran content!

Are all the TLStrat writers Protoss or something!?

According to SC Reddit, everyone is Protoss.

Beautiful guide to Protoss Bullshittery, by the way.
Twitter: @iamcaustic
CCa1ss1e
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada3231 Posts
April 01 2014 18:12 GMT
#157
On April 02 2014 03:10 Whitewing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 03:07 CCa1ss1e wrote:
The knowledge and understanding we have provided for the Protoss has race has had an affect bigger than any patch from Blizzard.


Couple mistakes in the writeup. Crikey, it's effect, not affect.

Will read the rest later.. haha.


Now here's the difficult question for you. What day is it? Now then, do you think we noticed those and left them in deliberately, or, do you think we just didn't notice?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS AND YOURS ALONE


haha.. lol.. well seeing as how they appear to be common mistakes, I'm going to have to go with didn't notice them.
~ The Ultimate Weapon
Darkhorse
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States23455 Posts
April 01 2014 18:13 GMT
#158
Haha well played guys. This gonna make some people angry I am thinking
WriterRecently Necro'd (?)
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 01 2014 18:15 GMT
#159
On April 02 2014 03:12 CCa1ss1e wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 03:10 Whitewing wrote:
On April 02 2014 03:07 CCa1ss1e wrote:
The knowledge and understanding we have provided for the Protoss has race has had an affect bigger than any patch from Blizzard.


Couple mistakes in the writeup. Crikey, it's effect, not affect.

Will read the rest later.. haha.


Now here's the difficult question for you. What day is it? Now then, do you think we noticed those and left them in deliberately, or, do you think we just didn't notice?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS AND YOURS ALONE


haha.. lol.. well seeing as how they appear to be common mistakes, I'm going to have to go with didn't notice them.


I can neither confirm nor deny this.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
April 01 2014 18:16 GMT
#160
Best title I've seen in a while.
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