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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 9

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Tufas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Austria2259 Posts
April 01 2014 18:23 GMT
#161
I have not even read 1/10th and the music already stopped, please fix
Where is my ACE flair
-HuShang-
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada393 Posts
April 01 2014 18:26 GMT
#162
Seemed really nice at first, then I realized the 2 base pvt blink stalker all in isn't even written out properly zzz....
Professional Starcraft 2 Coach & Caster | Message me for more info or business proposals
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 01 2014 18:29 GMT
#163
On April 02 2014 03:23 Tufas wrote:
I have not even read 1/10th and the music already stopped, please fix


http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=T4-lVLzSVmA
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
DemigodcelpH
Profile Joined August 2011
1138 Posts
April 01 2014 18:31 GMT
#164
On April 01 2014 22:56 mechengineer123 wrote:
Both funny and sad because these builds actually *are* all free wins.

My thoughts exactly. It's an interesting feeling.
NozliW_
Profile Joined January 2012
Chile70 Posts
April 01 2014 18:34 GMT
#165
classical bullshit.
BoZiffer
Profile Joined November 2011
United States1841 Posts
April 01 2014 18:37 GMT
#166
Wonderful. That montage at the end...priceless.
TXRaunchy
Profile Joined June 2013
United States131 Posts
April 01 2014 18:37 GMT
#167
you jelly?
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 18:43:33
April 01 2014 18:42 GMT
#168
On April 02 2014 03:26 -HuShang- wrote:
Seemed really nice at first, then I realized the 2 base pvt blink stalker all in isn't even written out properly zzz....


This may or may not be a quality product, but my reputation is at stake here. The PvT blink allin was taken directly from this topic: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/435336-sc2-notes-duckdeoks-bs-blink-all-in-pvt

And that was taken directly from a duckdeok game. It's correct, yo. Gas timings can vary, but that's the most efficient way, imo.

EDIT: Wait, did I just fooled.
StrategyAllyssa Grey <3<3
nullroar
Profile Joined August 2010
United States32 Posts
April 01 2014 18:47 GMT
#169
I love April.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44314 Posts
April 01 2014 18:50 GMT
#170
LOL gg wp TL ♥
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Jer99
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada8157 Posts
April 01 2014 18:55 GMT
#171
On April 02 2014 03:42 SC2John wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 03:26 -HuShang- wrote:
Seemed really nice at first, then I realized the 2 base pvt blink stalker all in isn't even written out properly zzz....


This may or may not be a quality product, but my reputation is at stake here. The PvT blink allin was taken directly from this topic: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/435336-sc2-notes-duckdeoks-bs-blink-all-in-pvt

And that was taken directly from a duckdeok game. It's correct, yo. Gas timings can vary, but that's the most efficient way, imo.

EDIT: Wait, did I just fooled.


#REKT
StrategyTaeJa #1 || @TL_Jer99 || "seeker seeked out his seeking"
tshi
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2495 Posts
April 01 2014 18:55 GMT
#172
On April 02 2014 02:40 Psychobabas wrote:
this is no joke.,

protoss is imba as fuck and everybody knows it.

Nah, it's a joke. Today's April Fools.

+ Show Spoiler +
April Fools! I agree with you.SOMETA
scrub - inexperienced player with relatively little skill and excessive arrogance
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
April 01 2014 18:56 GMT
#173
someone should show this to Rain!
Moderatorhttp://i.imgur.com/U4xwqmD.png
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Jeka
Profile Joined May 2010
United States61 Posts
April 01 2014 18:56 GMT
#174
You're crazy
"The God of War hates those who hesitate."
Tabashi
Profile Joined June 2011
Belgium129 Posts
April 01 2014 18:58 GMT
#175
Mind = blown!
Despite being outdated, these builds still work amazingly well up until masters.
Someone made a booboo and gave Protoss' an Easter present instead of a joke on April 1st!
"I'll be the hero you deserve." - HerO, aKa the Batman Protoss
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44314 Posts
April 01 2014 18:58 GMT
#176
The best part is that, despite the joke, I now have a couple more PvX builds in my arsenal.

Self-fulfilling satire, gg no re.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
aZealot
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
New Zealand5447 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 19:15:40
April 01 2014 19:02 GMT
#177
I love my race. I really do.

And, I love my Brotoss strategy writers on TL. You guys (from Alej in WOL to SC2John in HOTS) have always rocked!

This is great! :D
KT best KT ~ 2014
StatixEx
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United Kingdom779 Posts
April 01 2014 19:02 GMT
#178
the joke is . . .this is the joke, and u have to take it serious cos its all true . . .and bullshit
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
April 01 2014 19:13 GMT
#179
Seeing this long tradition of Protoss bullshit ring true to this day warms my heart.
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
April 01 2014 19:15 GMT
#180
In the most brilliant jokes there is always a bit of truth ;D
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