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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 11

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ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
April 01 2014 20:31 GMT
#201
On April 02 2014 04:44 igay wrote:
Super fun read, so much sarcasm haha.

Sarcasm, yes. We can call it that since it's April 1st
But tomorrow...
RandomAccount#49059
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2140 Posts
April 01 2014 20:36 GMT
#202
--- Nuked ---
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13404 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 20:38:42
April 01 2014 20:38 GMT
#203
On April 02 2014 05:29 Harreh wrote:
To be honest, I was hoping for that zealot immortal PvZ all in.


Here you go.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/414359-the-man-train-immortal-zealot-pvz-all-in

People don't truly realise just how many builds we've released XD
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
Deleted User 261926
Profile Joined April 2012
960 Posts
April 01 2014 20:39 GMT
#204
I am ok as long as P is encouraged to go gate.
Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
April 01 2014 20:49 GMT
#205
Great writing as usual. Please turn this thread into a protoss qq thread so we can collect enough tears for drought season.
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
Xinzoe
Profile Joined January 2014
Korea (South)2373 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 20:53:09
April 01 2014 20:52 GMT
#206
no sOs or has' cannons? need revision
crazyweasel
Profile Joined March 2011
607 Posts
April 01 2014 20:55 GMT
#207
hahaha good one
Harreh
Profile Joined September 2013
90 Posts
April 01 2014 21:12 GMT
#208
On April 02 2014 05:38 ZeromuS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 05:29 Harreh wrote:
To be honest, I was hoping for that zealot immortal PvZ all in.


Here you go.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/414359-the-man-train-immortal-zealot-pvz-all-in

People don't truly realise just how many builds we've released XD


I love that build so much but never learnt it. It's just comedy... there are SO MANY ZEALOTS. haha

This will be my main build v zerg for ever now. No more swarm host, that's for sure!
Tif
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany19 Posts
April 01 2014 21:15 GMT
#209
The sadest 1 of April troll I had today
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
April 01 2014 21:43 GMT
#210
On April 02 2014 05:38 ZeromuS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 05:29 Harreh wrote:
To be honest, I was hoping for that zealot immortal PvZ all in.


Here you go.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/414359-the-man-train-immortal-zealot-pvz-all-in

People don't truly realise just how many builds we've released XD


I thought you guys only released bullshit. sad face.
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 01 2014 21:47 GMT
#211
On April 02 2014 06:43 StarStruck wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 05:38 ZeromuS wrote:
On April 02 2014 05:29 Harreh wrote:
To be honest, I was hoping for that zealot immortal PvZ all in.


Here you go.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/414359-the-man-train-immortal-zealot-pvz-all-in

People don't truly realise just how many builds we've released XD


I thought you guys only released bullshit. sad face.


No no, we just condensed the bullshit to this thread.... for now.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
Kabras
Profile Joined June 2011
Romania3508 Posts
April 01 2014 22:13 GMT
#212
joke's on u tl, this stuff is legit
"So playing SF in pubs, everyone remember that a very important point is that when using a carry hero like this you must be very selfish. Because working with team mates is a very dangerous thing" - 2009
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 01 2014 22:19 GMT
#213
On April 02 2014 07:13 Kabras wrote:
joke's on u tl, this stuff is legit


Who said this was a joke? Of course it's legit.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
eisenhoward0
Profile Joined September 2011
United States22 Posts
April 01 2014 22:26 GMT
#214
As a Protoss player, this is fucking Gold. All other races QQ against the Toss might!
RagingEwok
Profile Joined September 2011
Canada1 Post
April 01 2014 22:34 GMT
#215
AAAAND NOOOOWWWOWOWOWOWW THE GAME WILL BE DEAAAAAAEEEEED OHHHH THE GAME WILL BE DEEEAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

Whitney Houston will be so proud *snifff*
"Victory is awarded to the brave"
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
April 01 2014 22:36 GMT
#216
On April 02 2014 04:32 -HuShang- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 03:55 Jer99 wrote:
On April 02 2014 03:42 SC2John wrote:
On April 02 2014 03:26 -HuShang- wrote:
Seemed really nice at first, then I realized the 2 base pvt blink stalker all in isn't even written out properly zzz....


This may or may not be a quality product, but my reputation is at stake here. The PvT blink allin was taken directly from this topic: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/435336-sc2-notes-duckdeoks-bs-blink-all-in-pvt

And that was taken directly from a duckdeok game. It's correct, yo. Gas timings can vary, but that's the most efficient way, imo.

EDIT: Wait, did I just fooled.


#REKT


Would be funny but no I wasn't april foolsing . That's not the most efficient way to do it, I tried the build exactly as it was written and it was so off. The gas timings aren't correct and it says nothing about 2 probes in gas or how long to keep them in there.

Also, note that I'm not attacking your credibility. My purpose in posting this is so that you can edit your guide and provide a more accurate build for anybody wishing to try this out .


The actual build after tinkering for 20 minutes and looking at the vods you linked:

Show nested quote +

9 pylon
**Chronoboost x7 on nexus**
13 gate
14 gas (2 probes)
16 pylon
17 gas (2 probes)
18 core
**probe scout**
21 zealot (cancel)
21 nexus
21 MSC
23 pylon
23 warpgate
24 stalker
*place extra probe on each gas before starting twilight council*
27 twilight council
29 stalker
33 blink (constant chronoboost)
35 gate
36 stalker
41 gate
**cut probes at 36**
43 gate(x3)

Hits @8:30 with 14 stalkers
All chronoboost saved for blink after main base saturation


Note: most of the build I wrote is just more specific and the only real problems with the build were the gas timings but even so I don't really think we should be simplifying builds so much. Or if we are making builds for lower league players that are easy to follow the whole build should be catered to them, not just the gate timings. This build for example with probes being put on mid build isn't really noob friendly? So why make the gate timings noob friendly. Just my 2 cents.

Replay of me doing it vs ai: http://drop.sc/377929 (10 seconds faster than duckdeok did vs innovation. vs ai and not innovation though haha ;D)


Unless otherwise noted, it's always 3 on gas. I've used that build several times and always hit the timing at 8:30 without any problems, so.....I don't know lol.
StrategyAllyssa Grey <3<3
Marcomaniac
Profile Joined April 2012
Germany2 Posts
April 01 2014 22:47 GMT
#217
Lol, time to get to the NA ladder and herp derp Protoss

Or, as I like to state:

http://i.imgur.com/PPEISVn.png

Remember folks, Taeja said it first!
gamboneee
Profile Joined June 2013
1 Post
April 01 2014 23:02 GMT
#218
why did they pick today to write a perfectly accurate guide?
just another random, tryin to make it outta cal-o
Kiaph
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
112 Posts
April 01 2014 23:16 GMT
#219
On April 02 2014 08:02 gamboneee wrote:
why did they pick today to write a perfectly accurate guide?



Because some bullshit is so far beyond bullshit, that even knowing that it is bullshit you still have to be careful not to step in get near it.
Caladan
Profile Joined May 2008
Germany1238 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 23:23:41
April 01 2014 23:20 GMT
#220
Awesome Idra BW meme in title.
I even know the game he wrote this, against Draco building carriers. :D Good times.

Also awesome "guide" you wrote there.
Protoss is bullshit.
Why don't have the other races so much cheese capabilities? :O
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