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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 12

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z0kan
Profile Joined March 2014
4 Posts
April 01 2014 23:28 GMT
#221
even though I don`t dont play protoss, but I love the guide. Thanks !
z0kan
Profile Joined March 2014
4 Posts
April 01 2014 23:28 GMT
#222
[QUOTE]On April 02 2014 08:28 z0kan wrote:
Advantageous
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
China1350 Posts
April 02 2014 00:30 GMT
#223
What is this? I don't think any of those builds are bullshit... All of them are legit, and proper builds that should be utilized in every tournament. The protoss race is just like my name suggests: Advantageous Kappa.
"Because I am BossToss" -MC ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ I'm sure that all of my fellow class mates viewed me as the Adonis of the Class of 2015 already. -Xenocider, EG, ieF 2013 Champion.
Poo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada536 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-02 00:36:47
April 02 2014 00:35 GMT
#224

Protoss bull-shit guides? I approve of this.


+ Show Spoiler +
that poop gif was amazing.
Try hard or don't try at all.
Jer99
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada8157 Posts
April 02 2014 00:37 GMT
#225
On April 02 2014 08:20 Caladan wrote:
Awesome Idra BW meme in title.
I even know the game he wrote this, against Draco building carriers. :D Good times.

Also awesome "guide" you wrote there.
Protoss is bullshit.
Why don't have the other races so much cheese capabilities? :O


just wait until the zerg and terran ones are released!
+ Show Spoiler +
jk april fools
StrategyTaeJa #1 || @TL_Jer99 || "seeker seeked out his seeking"
Azelja
Profile Joined May 2011
Japan762 Posts
April 02 2014 00:50 GMT
#226
The book is great but it is seriously missing the 7 (or however many they were) Pylon wall into cannon rush on Polar Night's natural in PvZ.
shivver
Profile Joined June 2011
United States232 Posts
April 02 2014 00:50 GMT
#227
i lol'd

not even once.. good write up, a little bit out there in some places but I think that's just because you're half mocking the current attitude going on vs toss
YesEvil
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
Australia44 Posts
April 02 2014 00:54 GMT
#228
With the Kill-a-zerg tasteless build. Why do you have 5 assimilators on 2 bases?
vhapter
Profile Joined May 2010
Brazil677 Posts
April 02 2014 01:18 GMT
#229
This is really cool and funny guide, but the DT 4 gate isn't clear enough. I've tried it twice and the benchmarks are pretty much impossible to hit.

Do you only chrono probes twice? Because when I did that, I built 3 gateways at 21 supply instead of 23 and they still didn't line up with wg research at all. Do you cut probes to get a twillight coucil + wg? I didn't have enough resources to start both at the same time. On the screenshot, there are 3 dts on the map at 6 minutes (not 4), but my gateways finish after that. What time on the in game clock are you supposed to get your gateways?
To live is to fight, to fight is to live!
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
April 02 2014 01:36 GMT
#230
On April 02 2014 09:54 YesEvil wrote:
With the Kill-a-zerg tasteless build. Why do you have 5 assimilators on 2 bases?


You don't. The 32/34 assimilator timing has the 2 in parentheses rather than x2 because it is indicating that it is your second assimilator total. The assimilator x2 at around 8:10 is when you build your third and fourth assimilators.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
YesEvil
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
Australia44 Posts
April 02 2014 01:49 GMT
#231
On April 02 2014 10:36 Whitewing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 09:54 YesEvil wrote:


You don't. The 32/34 assimilator timing has the 2 in parentheses rather than x2 because it is indicating that it is your second assimilator total. The assimilator x2 at around 8:10 is when you build your third and fourth assimilators.


ahhhh, silly me.
Immaterial
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada510 Posts
April 02 2014 01:56 GMT
#232
Oh me oh my
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
hansonslee
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States2027 Posts
April 02 2014 02:02 GMT
#233
My thread could use some love

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/444089-protoss-were-sorry-parody-of-south-parks-bp?page=5
Seed's # 1 fan!!! #ForVengeance
Shinespark
Profile Joined June 2011
Chile843 Posts
April 02 2014 02:14 GMT
#234
Protoss was a bullshit race before this guide though
"I, for one, welcome our new Korean overlords."
GZSwanson
Profile Joined June 2013
Canada25 Posts
April 02 2014 02:28 GMT
#235
you think its a joke but this is all fact
Generally always 90% of the time DTs are a good idea
Deleted User 183001
Profile Joined May 2011
2939 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-02 02:45:54
April 02 2014 02:45 GMT
#236
Hahaha epic thread, and a pretty decent collection of BOs in one place too.

Now that I think about it, Tasteless should totally be a Great Prophet in Civilization V. :D
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-02 02:56:25
April 02 2014 02:51 GMT
#237
On April 02 2014 10:18 vhapter wrote:
This is really cool and funny guide, but the DT 4 gate isn't clear enough. I've tried it twice and the benchmarks are pretty much impossible to hit.

Do you only chrono probes twice? Because when I did that, I built 3 gateways at 21 supply instead of 23 and they still didn't line up with wg research at all. Do you cut probes to get a twillight coucil + wg? I didn't have enough resources to start both at the same time. On the screenshot, there are 3 dts on the map at 6 minutes (not 4), but my gateways finish after that. What time on the in game clock are you supposed to get your gateways?


You can always follow the old NonY adage: "Any Protoss build is better when you stop building probes 2 minutes earlier and build more gateways."
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EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
April 02 2014 03:24 GMT
#238
Grandmaster NA here I come!!!!!
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
moofang
Profile Joined June 2011
508 Posts
April 02 2014 03:48 GMT
#239
The least you TL strategy writers (magnificent sons of a bitch) can do in penance for this great evil is to make a follow up "how to play against bullshit builds" thing Even as protoss I'd kind of like to know how to optimally play against a 10-gate/3-gate, for eg, other than doing an even faster bullshit build x)
Kitai
Profile Joined June 2012
United States873 Posts
April 02 2014 04:22 GMT
#240
Aw man, I recently started laddering again after like a year of just being a spectator. I have to give props for the effort put forth by the TL writers, but god dammit, this is bullshit.
"You know, I don't care if soO got 100 second places in a row. Anyone who doesn't think that he's going to win blizzcon watching this series is a fool" - Artosis, Blizzcon 2014 soO vs TaeJa
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