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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 7

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misspoo
Profile Joined December 2012
France63 Posts
April 01 2014 16:32 GMT
#121
Aha, people gonna switch race or really suffer next days.
stuchiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
April 01 2014 16:34 GMT
#122
On April 02 2014 01:30 stuchiu wrote:
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Am I missing one?


Oh right.

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Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
April 01 2014 16:36 GMT
#123
On April 01 2014 22:06 TL Strategy wrote:

In conclusion, Protoss is bullshit.



Please take this discussion to a more appropriate forum.
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UberNuB
Profile Joined December 2010
United States365 Posts
April 01 2014 16:43 GMT
#124
Not sure if April Fools, or legitimate fully inclusive guide to how Protoss has been played throughout HotS.
the absence of evidence, is not the evidence of absence.
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
April 01 2014 16:43 GMT
#125
Toss is Master Race
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Noocta
Profile Joined June 2010
France12578 Posts
April 01 2014 16:50 GMT
#126
The funny part is that you can go play protoss and grind ladder until Master just by following those builds.
" I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass ! "
mnck
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark1518 Posts
April 01 2014 16:56 GMT
#127
On April 02 2014 01:50 Noocta wrote:
The funny part is that you can go play protoss and grind ladder until Master just by following those builds.


And then continue qualifying to the GSL finals Inca style. Or achieve highest Aligulac vZ (Like San did with zealot pressure every game). The possibilities are endless!
@Munck
DjayEl
Profile Joined August 2010
France252 Posts
April 01 2014 16:56 GMT
#128
On April 02 2014 01:50 Noocta wrote:
The funny part is that you can go play protoss and grind ladder until Master just by following those builds.


It's weird to see "protoss" and "funny" in the same sentence.
sage_francis
Profile Joined December 2006
France1823 Posts
April 01 2014 16:58 GMT
#129
On April 01 2014 22:19 Hayl_Storm wrote:
Why do you never release Terran content!

Are all the TLStrat writers Protoss or something!?


Yeah. They should write a terran guide about how to uninstall SC2. Because that is what i want to do when i read these kind of "Strategy" articles.
t0n!ght
Profile Joined May 2012
57 Posts
April 01 2014 17:00 GMT
#130
WTF is this?
Seeing this kind of thread on TL actually really makes me sad. I am not one of the balance whiners. I actually just try to enjoy the game.
SoniC_eu
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark1008 Posts
April 01 2014 17:00 GMT
#131
Oh no...the incoming ladder pain as a terran :-/
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Noocta
Profile Joined June 2010
France12578 Posts
April 01 2014 17:00 GMT
#132
On April 02 2014 01:56 mnck wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2014 01:50 Noocta wrote:
The funny part is that you can go play protoss and grind ladder until Master just by following those builds.


And then continue qualifying to the GSL finals Inca style. Or achieve highest Aligulac vZ (Like San did with zealot pressure every game). The possibilities are endless!


I mean, if you're serious about it, those are some pretty legit builds.
" I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass ! "
Kon-Tiki
Profile Joined February 2011
United States402 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 17:03:22
April 01 2014 17:00 GMT
#133
All of the other players on ladder need to not play Protoss so I can be the undisputed champion of the ladder

Also, it is extremely surprising to me how many people don't seem to understand that this is expressly intended as a joke
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Big J
Profile Joined March 2011
Austria16289 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 17:02:22
April 01 2014 17:01 GMT
#134
wait, Protoss players really need a guide that says: build whatever you want and move with it to your opponent. He may not see it coming and then it works.
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12247 Posts
April 01 2014 17:14 GMT
#135
On April 01 2014 23:12 Heartland wrote:
Please consider adding this game to the bullshit list

A brief description is that it's one base, until Has expands into MMA's natural. It's proxy oracle that turns into proxy VR, that turns into proxy Tempest. It takes 15 minutes or so to play out.

Oh, and there's cannons. And Has is on one gate the entire time. And then he photon overcharges the proxy nexus.

I LOVE PROTOSS



It's in there in the PvT tasteless build

On April 01 2014 23:00 lZurgery wrote:
Has everything from oracles, 4gates, dts and blink :D

Though you guys totally forgot the immortal sentry all in...


It's in there in the Santrain.


ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
Nebuchad
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Switzerland12502 Posts
April 01 2014 17:16 GMT
#136
On April 02 2014 02:00 Kon-Tiki wrote:
Also, it is extremely surprising to me how many people don't seem to understand that this is expressly intended as a joke


Maybe they are duped by how wildly unfunny it is.
No will to live, no wish to die
Amazonic
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden239 Posts
April 01 2014 17:26 GMT
#137
Oh goddamnit... Ladder is gonna be unbearable.
"Amazing how something so simple as a fat person and gravity can be so amusing. Classic!"
Larkin
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United Kingdom7161 Posts
April 01 2014 17:26 GMT
#138
Actually quite helpful. Thanks, TL!
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insectoceanx
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States331 Posts
April 01 2014 17:30 GMT
#139
I thought this was an april fools joke, jokes on me i guess.
Zax19
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Czech Republic1136 Posts
April 01 2014 17:40 GMT
#140
Good shit!
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