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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 5

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mostevil
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom611 Posts
April 01 2014 14:47 GMT
#81
On April 01 2014 23:36 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 23:32 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
lol

This post in blue is great. I wonder if anyone looked for a report button.

To be expected... He did accept a ring of power...
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
April 01 2014 14:56 GMT
#82
Shame no mention of walled in cannon rushes of up to 5 pylons
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
April 01 2014 14:58 GMT
#83
This is bullshit.
Phaenoman
Profile Joined February 2013
568 Posts
April 01 2014 15:01 GMT
#84
The most valuable bullshit I have ever witnessed in my life xD
Random is hard work dude...
Waise
Profile Joined June 2013
3165 Posts
April 01 2014 15:01 GMT
#85
On April 01 2014 23:56 Scarecrow wrote:
Shame no mention of walled in cannon rushes of up to 5 pylons

blizzard doesn't understand that you can't nerf pylon walls by forcing protoss to use more pylons
[image loading]
look at a pylon. it's just a giant fucking mineral crystal. every pylon you warp in pays for another pylon
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3598 Posts
April 01 2014 15:07 GMT
#86
this is so great.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
Damnight
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany222 Posts
April 01 2014 15:10 GMT
#87
*changing race to protoss*
b0ub0u
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada445 Posts
April 01 2014 15:13 GMT
#88
This turd of a guide makes my Zerg life miserable
In the swarm we trust
geokilla
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada8228 Posts
April 01 2014 15:16 GMT
#89
Damn it TL!

THE POWER OF PROTOSS!
Yorkie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States12612 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 15:16:34
April 01 2014 15:16 GMT
#90
*doesn't play protoss.* *Cries.*
Hwang Kang Hooooooooooo. Follow mah boy Shellshock @Shellshock1122
Yurie
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
11780 Posts
April 01 2014 15:16 GMT
#91
On April 01 2014 23:12 Heartland wrote:
Please consider adding this game to the bullshit list

A brief description is that it's one base, until Has expands into MMA's natural. It's proxy oracle that turns into proxy VR, that turns into proxy Tempest. It takes 15 minutes or so to play out.

Oh, and there's cannons. And Has is on one gate the entire time. And then he photon overcharges the proxy nexus.

I LOVE PROTOSS



Well played, you fooled me with that brief description.
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
April 01 2014 15:19 GMT
#92
On April 01 2014 23:28 Heartland wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 23:28 DarkLordOlli wrote:
On April 01 2014 23:16 lichter wrote:
Olli is bullshit


rofl

I had nothing to do with this but I probably should've told Teo to include my proxy oracle -> immortal bust strategy that retired a 12 time masters terran. Protoss is glory.


lol, are there replays or screencaps of this glorious event?


I don't think so, I'd have to find the replay and it was about 2 months ago D:
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
TTBest
Profile Joined September 2013
Germany74 Posts
April 01 2014 15:20 GMT
#93
Tears of joy reading this :D
Obender99
Profile Joined September 2012
United States31 Posts
April 01 2014 15:20 GMT
#94
: ) great thread
Jornada
Profile Joined February 2012
United States223 Posts
April 01 2014 15:21 GMT
#95
I actually started playing zerg more often because im kinda of disgusted with blizzard and Protoss right now.. like i love Protoss.. but im having a hard time playing as them.
www.twitch.tv/jornada28 Master Protoss. Follow me on Twitter for SC2 Updates https://twitter.com/#!/elelvlent
Daimai
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden762 Posts
April 01 2014 15:23 GMT
#96
Best april fools I've ever seen, both useful and fun!
To pray is to accept defeat.
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13388 Posts
April 01 2014 15:25 GMT
#97
On April 01 2014 23:28 Dontkillme wrote:
time to switch races and get to gm


This post is MaximusBlack approved
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
April 01 2014 15:25 GMT
#98
omg kinda sad I know most of those builds already ugh. I feel dirty.
geokilla
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada8228 Posts
April 01 2014 15:26 GMT
#99
Why is there no Soul Train? Is it because the writers lost their souls?
tar
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany991 Posts
April 01 2014 15:28 GMT
#100
I'm loving it. I have some free time ahead of me after some weeks with a massive workload and this just looks like a good bunch of builds to get back in the game :D
whoever I pick for my anti team turns gosu
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