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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 3

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ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13410 Posts
April 01 2014 13:53 GMT
#41
On April 01 2014 22:52 Superouman wrote:
I'm not sure if it's a real strategy book or april 1st. It looks too legit.


Why can't it be both friend?

This way you can be part of the joke and follow our great prophet to glory
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
Ctone23
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States1841 Posts
April 01 2014 13:53 GMT
#42
Whyyy
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
April 01 2014 13:54 GMT
#43
Lol this is perfect
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24604 Posts
April 01 2014 13:55 GMT
#44
I think this guide lacks sOs mastery of a mind game inside of bullshit wrapped in a conundrum, deep-fried in cheese and hidden in an enigma.
Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
April 01 2014 13:55 GMT
#45
Is this a joke?
mechengineer123
Profile Joined March 2013
Ukraine711 Posts
April 01 2014 13:56 GMT
#46
Both funny and sad because these builds actually *are* all free wins.
nimdil
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Poland3769 Posts
April 01 2014 14:00 GMT
#47
On April 01 2014 22:47 Jer99 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 22:39 nimdil wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


The fact that this article is featured and contains this picture - it's disgusting and should be removed. Just because you use bullshit in a title doesn't mean you have to draw actual sh**. 1st April or not.


You must be great at parties

I don't need to make shit jokes to have fun.
v_lm
Profile Joined September 2012
France202 Posts
April 01 2014 14:00 GMT
#48
Fun fact: i have done this build dozens of times, since 2012, up to high master level. I have lost a grand total of 3 times with it.

Now that is actual protoss bullshit.
A friend is someone you know well and still love.
lZurgery
Profile Joined December 2012
Australia12 Posts
April 01 2014 14:00 GMT
#49
Has everything from oracles, 4gates, dts and blink :D

Though you guys totally forgot the immortal sentry all in...
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
April 01 2014 14:04 GMT
#50
On April 01 2014 23:00 nimdil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 22:47 Jer99 wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:39 nimdil wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


The fact that this article is featured and contains this picture - it's disgusting and should be removed. Just because you use bullshit in a title doesn't mean you have to draw actual sh**. 1st April or not.


You must be great at parties

I don't need to make shit jokes to have fun.

I'm sure you dont need to shit on other people's jokes either
AdministratorBreak the chains
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24604 Posts
April 01 2014 14:06 GMT
#51
On April 01 2014 23:04 Zealously wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 23:00 nimdil wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:47 Jer99 wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:39 nimdil wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


The fact that this article is featured and contains this picture - it's disgusting and should be removed. Just because you use bullshit in a title doesn't mean you have to draw actual sh**. 1st April or not.


You must be great at parties

I don't need to make shit jokes to have fun.

I'm sure you dont need to shit on other people's jokes either


why did you stand me up?
Noonius
Profile Joined April 2012
Estonia17413 Posts
April 01 2014 14:07 GMT
#52
I'm not even mad
Terran forever | Maru hater forever
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
April 01 2014 14:08 GMT
#53
I feel dirty for reading this. omg.
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
PhoenixVoid
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Canada32754 Posts
April 01 2014 14:10 GMT
#54
Protossssssssssss! I think I need a giant roll of toilet paper for this cause of the bullshit.
I'm afraid of demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutants
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24604 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 14:15:45
April 01 2014 14:12 GMT
#55
Please consider adding this game to the bullshit list

A brief description is that it's one base, until Has expands into MMA's natural. It's proxy oracle that turns into proxy VR, that turns into proxy Tempest. It takes 15 minutes or so to play out.

Oh, and there's cannons. And Has is on one gate the entire time. And then he photon overcharges the proxy nexus.

I LOVE PROTOSS

GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
April 01 2014 14:13 GMT
#56
There is a special place in hell for the writers.
DAAAMN YOUUUUU
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Adonminus
Profile Joined January 2012
Israel543 Posts
April 01 2014 14:13 GMT
#57
The funny thing is those are serious legit build orders. lol
paddyz
Profile Joined May 2011
Ireland628 Posts
April 01 2014 14:14 GMT
#58
Protoss players are strategical geniuses, I applaud thee for thine great inventions.

May all of you enjoy well deserved success after living through years of 1-1-1 and roach spam.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
April 01 2014 14:16 GMT
#59
Olli is bullshit
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
DifuntO
Profile Joined November 2011
Greece2376 Posts
April 01 2014 14:16 GMT
#60
PROTOSS MASTER RACE!!!
All I do is Stim.
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