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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 4

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Spec
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Taiwan931 Posts
April 01 2014 14:17 GMT
#61
ctrl + find every "macro" and italicize it.
Eye for an eye make the world go blind - Gandhi
Nimix
Profile Joined October 2011
France1809 Posts
April 01 2014 14:19 GMT
#62
At least a good april fool.. Oh wait, this isn't
jubil
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States2602 Posts
April 01 2014 14:19 GMT
#63
Hell, even the good zergs can't multitask enough to produce more than one kind of unit per wave of units, even terrans can manage to make marines AND marauders out of their barracks.


As a Terran that hates TvZ, this amused me greatly.
Marineking-Polt-Maru-Fantasy-Solar-Xenocider-Suppy fighting!
nimdil
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Poland3775 Posts
April 01 2014 14:19 GMT
#64
On April 01 2014 23:04 Zealously wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 23:00 nimdil wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:47 Jer99 wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:39 nimdil wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


The fact that this article is featured and contains this picture - it's disgusting and should be removed. Just because you use bullshit in a title doesn't mean you have to draw actual sh**. 1st April or not.


You must be great at parties

I don't need to make shit jokes to have fun.

I'm sure you dont need to shit on other people's jokes either

I'm not doing it by commenting here. The article is great, the drawing is disgusting.
tshi
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2495 Posts
April 01 2014 14:21 GMT
#65
On April 01 2014 22:47 Jer99 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 22:39 nimdil wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


The fact that this article is featured and contains this picture - it's disgusting and should be removed. Just because you use bullshit in a title doesn't mean you have to draw actual sh**. 1st April or not.


You must be great at parties

Leave em alone. From what I hear, Poland isn't that fun of a country and it doesn't have a lot of things going on.
scrub - inexperienced player with relatively little skill and excessive arrogance
Harajuku
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
150 Posts
April 01 2014 14:22 GMT
#66
Funny, last night I've been wondering about playing ladder again before the next season starts (I play terran). Well. Guess that's that.
Scrubwave
Profile Joined July 2010
Poland1786 Posts
April 01 2014 14:23 GMT
#67
--- Nuked ---
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
April 01 2014 14:28 GMT
#68
On April 01 2014 23:16 lichter wrote:
Olli is bullshit


rofl

I had nothing to do with this but I probably should've told Teo to include my proxy oracle -> immortal bust strategy that retired a 12 time masters terran. Protoss is glory.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
Dontkillme
Profile Joined November 2011
Korea (South)806 Posts
April 01 2014 14:28 GMT
#69
time to switch races and get to gm
Bomber & Jaedong & FlaSh & SNSD <3
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24604 Posts
April 01 2014 14:28 GMT
#70
On April 01 2014 23:28 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 23:16 lichter wrote:
Olli is bullshit


rofl

I had nothing to do with this but I probably should've told Teo to include my proxy oracle -> immortal bust strategy that retired a 12 time masters terran. Protoss is glory.


lol, are there replays or screencaps of this glorious event?
Lunareste
Profile Joined July 2011
United States3596 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 14:58:37
April 01 2014 14:30 GMT
#71
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
KT FlaSh FOREVER
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
April 01 2014 14:31 GMT
#72
On April 01 2014 22:55 Heartland wrote:
I think this guide lacks sOs mastery of a mind game inside of bullshit wrapped in a conundrum, deep-fried in cheese and hidden in an enigma.


ROFLMFAO. (Wipes tear from eye while clutching ribs from laughing so hard). There is no acronym that will do justice to how hard I just lol'ed.
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
April 01 2014 14:32 GMT
#73
lol
Administrator
GohgamX
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada1096 Posts
April 01 2014 14:34 GMT
#74
LOL been a while since we've seen the tasteless builds!
Time is a great teacher, unfortunate that it kills all its pupils ...
Daswollvieh
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
5553 Posts
April 01 2014 14:34 GMT
#75
If Maru reads this, he´ll switch.
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19397 Posts
April 01 2014 14:36 GMT
#76
On April 01 2014 23:32 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
lol

This post in blue is great. I wonder if anyone looked for a report button.
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24604 Posts
April 01 2014 14:36 GMT
#77
This is another fantastic bullshit game. Cannon rush which establishes a pylon inbetween the Zerg's bases. Into +1 fourgate. Into double stargate phoenix. Every little bit here is such beautifully crafted bullshit.

Furikawari
Profile Joined February 2014
France2522 Posts
April 01 2014 14:39 GMT
#78
Epic thread :D
Waise
Profile Joined June 2013
3165 Posts
April 01 2014 14:44 GMT
#79
On April 01 2014 23:19 nimdil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 23:04 Zealously wrote:
On April 01 2014 23:00 nimdil wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:47 Jer99 wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:39 nimdil wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


The fact that this article is featured and contains this picture - it's disgusting and should be removed. Just because you use bullshit in a title doesn't mean you have to draw actual sh**. 1st April or not.


You must be great at parties

I don't need to make shit jokes to have fun.

I'm sure you dont need to shit on other people's jokes either

I'm not doing it by commenting here. The article is great, the drawing is disgusting.

i'm really sorry that you had to look at cartoon poop, dude. my grandma saw cartoon poop once, and now, 57 years later, she's dead.
Vindicare605
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States16127 Posts
April 01 2014 14:45 GMT
#80
The real joke is on the Terrans and Zerg on ladder who have to deal with the even greater abundance of people using the builds listed in this guide.

Well played TL, well played.
aka: KTVindicare the Geeky Bartender
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