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[G] The Great Book of Protoss Bullshit - Page 6

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ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13389 Posts
April 01 2014 15:28 GMT
#101
On April 02 2014 00:26 geokilla wrote:
Why is there no Soul Train? Is it because the writers lost their souls?


That build is too legit to be bullshit.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
April 01 2014 15:30 GMT
#102
i'm sort of sad that there are no mention of cannons A+
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
Vindicare605
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States16071 Posts
April 01 2014 15:31 GMT
#103
On April 02 2014 00:26 geokilla wrote:
Why is there no Soul Train? Is it because the writers lost their souls?


Even as an avid hater of that build (it is by far my most despised build to face in ZvP) I have to admit that it's a legit build that takes a lot of practice to execute properly.

The difference between a good and bad soul train is night and day. The same cannot always be said of shit like proxy Oracle and Blink All Ins.
aka: KTVindicare the Geeky Bartender
Thalandros
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Netherlands1151 Posts
April 01 2014 15:37 GMT
#104
Wow, this is pure brilliance. If I were this low I'd use those builds! :D Joking aside, really cool article, had a good amount of fun reading it
|| ''I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.'' ||
NovaMB
Profile Joined February 2013
Germany9534 Posts
April 01 2014 15:39 GMT
#105
Two-Base Blink Macro Bullshit (PvT)


Oh sweet, I can call it that now officially. Thanks!
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
April 01 2014 15:42 GMT
#106
Idra is proud.
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
April 01 2014 15:44 GMT
#107
I wonder how Scarlett feels about this. :O
kiss kiss fall in love
SatedSC2
Profile Blog Joined March 2014
England3012 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 15:49:42
April 01 2014 15:47 GMT
#108
--- Nuked ---
NovaMB
Profile Joined February 2013
Germany9534 Posts
April 01 2014 15:47 GMT
#109
Not a single mention of INCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? I'm disappointed
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
April 01 2014 15:50 GMT
#110
That guide... my laddering vs protosss.... noooo.
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
April 01 2014 15:50 GMT
#111
can you make it so i can add this "book" to my FB Read list?
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
Tosster
Profile Joined August 2011
Poland299 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-01 15:52:57
April 01 2014 15:52 GMT
#112
On April 01 2014 23:23 Scrubwave wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 23:21 tshi wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:47 Jer99 wrote:
On April 01 2014 22:39 nimdil wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


The fact that this article is featured and contains this picture - it's disgusting and should be removed. Just because you use bullshit in a title doesn't mean you have to draw actual sh**. 1st April or not.


You must be great at parties

Leave em alone. From what I hear, Poland isn't that fun of a country and it doesn't have a lot of things going on.

We're next to Ukraine so soon we may have parties like you've never seen.

Leave em alone. From what i hear, Muricans are kinda goofy, hence they're so bad at SC and so much party time.
Btw: you must be fun at parties nimdil...
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
April 01 2014 15:52 GMT
#113
Can you for once think of the zerg and terran players? This is bullshit.
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
SuperEight
Profile Joined December 2011
United States333 Posts
April 01 2014 15:54 GMT
#114
Glad to see that the Tasteless build was able to leave the secret hallway and Ravens behind for good.
To rest is to rust; to be active is to achieve.
StatixEx
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United Kingdom779 Posts
April 01 2014 16:03 GMT
#115
this is good! ur the first site ive seen today to get the jokes in! when i read ,the tasteless build i knew this was bullshit!
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
April 01 2014 16:04 GMT
#116
On April 02 2014 00:47 NovaMB wrote:
Not a single mention of INCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? I'm disappointed


He's in the gif .
StrategyAllyssa Grey <3<3
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13389 Posts
April 01 2014 16:05 GMT
#117
On April 02 2014 00:47 SatedSC2 wrote:
You forgot to mention that you should always pray to the relevant deity before each game starts... preferably InCa because Dark Templar are truly the best form of bullshit:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Why yes, that is a proxy Council/Dark Shrine at the bottom of the map...


Kekekekekekekekekeke...


But ... inca gives MC a high five in the GIF.

His legacy lives on.

The only man who could bullshit with basically one strategy until the GSL finals. How no one completely blind countered the guy safely until Nestea in the finals I will never truly know. Somehow even when his opponents had detection he still won haha.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
Rollora
Profile Joined February 2012
2450 Posts
April 01 2014 16:13 GMT
#118
On April 01 2014 22:16 prabhbhambra13 wrote:
Time to switch races. With this handy guide I will be tearing up the ladder, stealing points from everyone.

well i had a similar guide for myself. Normally I am more a mediocre player (EU dia) but after many months of training terran macro I gave up my quest to masters. It was also too stressy (with my 180 APM it always took hours for me to calm down after a few games of SC2). Had a braek from SC2, did get demoted to plat and after that played only half-hearted.

I changed race, took these builds, blindly executed them (well I had a short learning curve of how to defend counters and allins) and landed at masters. Sc2gears showed me an average of 73 APM, so it's definately a more relaxed way to play the game (even though some may say protoss micro is hard: it isn't, compared to the 10 things you need to to as terran to survive). However you have to arrange that playstyle with your character.
Also the ladder system is made so that no matter what dirty builds you use, how good you are, and which race u abuse, you always get 50% win ratio, so I switched back to macro builds, where winning feels way more rewarding than with cheese




PS: Btw: i still cheese from time to time but only those who can't write back GL HF, also french, french canadian and russian players :D No, not because I am racist, but because I made another bullshit statistics the last 3 years of playing SC2: I always ask politely at the beginning "Hey! GL&HF" and later "where are u from, I am from....?" and found out, that whenever I had the following combination, I got cheesed: Russian & Protoss: 95% (based on more than 2300 games, and to define cheese: not the allin-builds from above, I mean DT rush, 1 Base allins, hidden/proxy stuff etc). French and French Canadian& Toss 90%, French and french Canadians & Zerg: 70%, Same with Terran 37%.

Played on EU and NA Servers, also I played Terran back then, now I play every race, which is interesting, cause when I play other races I don't get cheesed that often (only in mirror matches like ZvZ -> lots of 6 Pool or fast mass lings or 2 base mutas, PvP)
stuchiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
April 01 2014 16:30 GMT
#119
Soul Train
Genius' Soul Plane
Seed Max out
Inca Special
Huk YOLO
Triple Double
Anypro Anytime
Choya Gate
Stardust Bust
Naniwa's Double Dare
The Warp Prism Delivery
sOs' 100,000 proxy
Swag Train
Swag Gate
San Gate
The Hongun Prayer
Arthur's GIlded Gates
Gold Train
Oracles of Delphi
Spirit Bomb
Wall of Has
sOs' 100k Cannons
The MVP Salvage
The Express Train
The MVP 3 gate

Am I missing one?
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Whatson
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States5356 Posts
April 01 2014 16:31 GMT
#120
this is such bullshit
well done
¯\_(シ)_/¯
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