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StarN
United States2587 Posts
I was talking to my friend about this and apparently I'm crazy and that nobody else does this, although I'm pretty sure other people do. Poll: Engage in Sword Fight? (Vote): Yes (Vote): No  I can't imagine any child having a fulfilling childhood without engaging in a sword fight... | ||
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alphafuzard
United States1610 Posts
fun times | ||
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
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Kuja900
United States3564 Posts
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo | ||
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Leath
Canada1724 Posts
I had a friend in high school, though, who we used to make fun of based on a rumor that he had a sword fight with his friend. His sword fight used similar instruments but the clashes was between the solid parts, instead of liquids. Although we were around 7 years old at the time, we already had a pretty good concept about certain things that a man should not do... | ||
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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
Sounds pretty fun though... My friends and I used to see who could shoot their pee the furthest, some kid ALWAYS win cuz he pulls back his foreskins... | ||
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RYZmooN
Canada575 Posts
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Titusmaster6
United States5937 Posts
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QuietIdiot
7004 Posts
those sword fights. I did that when I was younger with my bro, whoever pee'd the longest won, but we only did that when we were in the tub. We had legs spread out over the width sides of the tub and had our legs out like a bridge and pissed into it. Yeah we always tried to make a perfect "x" but we could never achieve it. | ||
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
On November 07 2008 12:59 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote: I've never heard of that either. Weird... | ||
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Spike
United States1392 Posts
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Empyrean
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On November 07 2008 13:06 BanZu wrote: Shouldn't a sword fight be between your wangs? hahaha why did you post this twice and anyway maybe they had full hearts | ||
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DarkRidley6
United States24 Posts
...is that what their calling it now? | ||
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nitram
Canada5412 Posts
On November 07 2008 13:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: hahaha why did you post this twice and anyway maybe they had full hearts or gunblades | ||
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qrs
United States3637 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
Edit: I thought it was going to be like...[H]Challenged to a Duel. | ||
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MarF
Canada156 Posts
 He always pees from the side of the toilet now... maybe he got used to it because we would do it so much haha | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + WHAT? WHO THE FUCK DOES SHIT LIKE THIS? | ||
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EpiK
Korea (South)5757 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
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Nyovne
Netherlands19138 Posts
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MeriaDoKk
Chile1726 Posts
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Chuiu
3470 Posts
I randomly engage in sword fights where me and an opponent grab some nearby object and start swiping at each other, though. | ||
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
Never even heard of this shit before this thread. | ||
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Ozarugold
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
On November 07 2008 13:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: hahaha why did you post this twice and anyway maybe they had full hearts Oh snap I didn't realize I posted twice wth | ||
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Pellucidity
Netherlands377 Posts
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
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LordofToast
United Kingdom250 Posts
Back in primary school we also used to see who could pee out of the high window above the latrine. Alas good times I'm not sure piss games are socially acceptable when you 23. | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6640 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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Ace
United States16096 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On November 08 2008 00:11 Ace wrote: I bet a lot of you live in California Out of curiosity, what would that mean. + Show Spoiler + That we're normal?... | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On November 08 2008 00:11 Ace wrote: I bet a lot of you live in California Yo, you got a problem bro? + Show Spoiler + IT'S A BRO-DOWN, YEEEEE HAW! | ||
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3clipse
Canada2555 Posts
We've gotten to the point that calling anything gay is undeniably cliche but this is pretty gay. | ||
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fgsvsd
Switzerland348 Posts
Well most of the ewws came from other stuff but I'll not go into details here. Anyway, eventually he had to go piss and I was all like "LET'S GO TO THE TOILETS TOGETHER", mocking the female behavioral pattern in a joking manner. So anyway when we got down and opened the door to the men's room, a putrefying blast of excremental stench assailed our airways like battering rams. It was appalling but our bladders needed saving. I first needed toilet paper though, because I always dry my dick after pissing, but when I opened the WC door ohhh lord that shit was breathtaking and not in a good way if you know what I mean. Piss and shit everywhere on the floor, the toilet itself was full and OH GOD just remembering those images hurts my senses. It was the apocalypse of even Jesus himself as long as he had diarrhea. So I was like 'fuck it I don't need toilet paper after all' and proceeded to stand beside my friend and unleash the stream. Now, my bladder was really full, and you've got to know that I piss like a racehorse in any case. So I quickly stood back after a slow beginning as it was splashing like a motherfucker. Now, my friend took this as a challenge to his manhood and levelled the field. I am obviously very proud of my pissing capabilities, so I couldn't just let that sit on me and edged further back. Now you've got to keep in mind that during all of this we had tried to breathe as little as possible for fear of hydrogen sulfide gas poisoning. That's when one of us cracked a hilariously breathless joke referencing to the general situation. We both BURST out laughing in mid-stream, me shaking incontrollably, half-due to the hilarity and half-due to the godawful ratpit odor assaulting my senses. My piss proceeded to splash all over the place in snakewaves like a fire hose on flaming firefighter day. My friend saved himself after a tear-filled "WHAT THE FUCK" with a daring jump to the direction where the toilet of hell's abyss was situated, only to moan in agony at the stench, and piss helplessly all over the place as well. This was accompanied by nervous and very loud grunts of manly laughter interjected from both sides at bursts of hilarity, echoing sharply through the 4 walls. It must have sounded like a madman's monkey house from outside. By then we were like 'fuck it' and decided to finish what we started by making sure the floor was painted yellow before we left. We proudly looked at a job well done, before stepping with tear-filled eyes out into a world of what seemed like wonderfully clear fresh air, which had been but minutes before a simple unventilated staircase. We would have probably backslapped ourselfs had our hands been dry and clean. I can tell you, we came out of those toilets as new men. On the way back up we changed the sign to the toilets making it point up instead of down the stairs, in the likely chance that our female friend had to use the sanitary arrangements as well. I like to believe we did her a favour. Quite the adventure! + Show Spoiler + I've only been shocked by the state of public toilets once since then, and that's no wonder. | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17733 Posts
On November 08 2008 00:01 jello_biafra wrote: No, I have never done this or heard of it -_- ditto | ||
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
edit- prolly should say it wasn't the same urinal. each person had their own urinal. | ||
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
20yo Male 225+ pounds (works out), 6''0+ (not sure where, but less 6'3) currently living in VA but I'll meet up w/ anyone in southeast. Personality: Sweetheart. PM me if interested, we can J each other off too, afterwards, if you want. | ||
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
On November 07 2008 15:14 Pellucidity wrote: This might be the most disturbing thing I've ever heard Oh so innocent. | ||
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
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Malongo
Chile3472 Posts
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
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renegade_zerg
Korea (South)525 Posts
then this... a lot of you just need to come out of the closet | ||
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meegrean
Thailand7699 Posts
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Demoninja
United States1190 Posts
On November 07 2008 15:14 Pellucidity wrote: This might be the most disturbing thing I've ever heard I can tell you've never woken up at camp and saw that there was a guy on top of you. | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
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jhNz
Germany2762 Posts
play with my lightsaber! | ||
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araav
Armenia1590 Posts
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Itachii
Poland12466 Posts
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3 Lions
United States3705 Posts
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Nazarene
Denmark996 Posts
Yes, of course. | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14905 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
how is two little kids discovering fun with their urine gay...? | ||
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
No I've never done it, I also think it's disgusting, but I'm not a kid any more . | ||
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lesser_good
Canada698 Posts
On November 10 2008 14:48 -_- wrote: PM me if interested, we can J each other off too, afterwards, if you want. what does this mean lol | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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ktp
United States797 Posts
On November 09 2008 14:38 fgsvsd wrote: So anyway when we got down and opened the door to the men's room, a putrefying blast of excremental stench assailed our airways like battering rams. ...but when I opened the WC door ohhh lord that shit was breathtaking and not in a good way if you know what I mean. Piss and shit everywhere on the floor, the toilet itself was full and OH GOD just remembering those images hurts my senses. It was the apocalypse of even Jesus himself as long as he had diarrhea. | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
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SChasu
United States1505 Posts
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Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
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renegade_zerg
Korea (South)525 Posts
On November 10 2008 23:39 Cambium wrote: why the fuck is everything gay in the eyes of an american? how is two little kids discovering fun with their urine gay...? hey stupid... we're making gay jokes not cus of him innocently peeing next to his brother, but because the term used.. which was sword fighting 1. sword fight the act of two males using their erect penises as swords then clashing them together till one ejaculates. sean and mason sword fight all the time and lastnight sean lost and he came all over masons nut sack courtesy of urbandictionary.com | ||
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ToT)OjKa(
Korea (South)2437 Posts
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43367 | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
Anyone who thinks it's gay is an idiot though, what the fuck is gay about a peeing contest at age ~7, hell if a friend dared me to a pee-fight today I wouldn't think that he's gay at all. | ||
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