When I was a kid, I used to do sword fights with my little brother. In brotherly culture, a sword fight is when two guys (usually brothers) pee in the toilet at the same time and cross streams of urine back and forth. The winner is determined by who can pee the longest thus defeating the opponent.
I was talking to my friend about this and apparently I'm crazy and that nobody else does this, although I'm pretty sure other people do.
Poll: Engage in Sword Fight? (Vote): Yes (Vote): No
I can't imagine any child having a fulfilling childhood without engaging in a sword fight...
I never did or heard of that... I had a friend in high school, though, who we used to make fun of based on a rumor that he had a sword fight with his friend. His sword fight used similar instruments but the clashes was between the solid parts, instead of liquids. Although we were around 7 years old at the time, we already had a pretty good concept about certain things that a man should not do...
hahaha too bad I didn't have a brother :X Sounds pretty fun though... My friends and I used to see who could shoot their pee the furthest, some kid ALWAYS win cuz he pulls back his foreskins...
I did that when I was younger with my bro, whoever pee'd the longest won, but we only did that when we were in the tub. We had legs spread out over the width sides of the tub and had our legs out like a bridge and pissed into it.
Yeah we always tried to make a perfect "x" but we could never achieve it.
I think my bro and I called it lightsabre fight He always pees from the side of the toilet now... maybe he got used to it because we would do it so much haha
YES! I've been waiting for this thread. I was having an argument with my GF she thought i made up the idea of sword fighting! Now I have proof otherwise.
Back in primary school we also used to see who could pee out of the high window above the latrine. Alas good times I'm not sure piss games are socially acceptable when you 23.
No but once when I was in London with my homie we went to Pizza Hut and the fastfood over there is NASTY. It was ridiculously disgusting, we didn't eat half our food and were basically making ewww our female companion by racing M&Ms down a slope of softcream and betting on it. Well most of the ewws came from other stuff but I'll not go into details here.
Anyway, eventually he had to go piss and I was all like "LET'S GO TO THE TOILETS TOGETHER", mocking the female behavioral pattern in a joking manner.
So anyway when we got down and opened the door to the men's room, a putrefying blast of excremental stench assailed our airways like battering rams. It was appalling but our bladders needed saving.
I first needed toilet paper though, because I always dry my dick after pissing, but when I opened the WC door ohhh lord that shit was breathtaking and not in a good way if you know what I mean. Piss and shit everywhere on the floor, the toilet itself was full and OH GOD just remembering those images hurts my senses. It was the apocalypse of even Jesus himself as long as he had diarrhea.
So I was like 'fuck it I don't need toilet paper after all' and proceeded to stand beside my friend and unleash the stream. Now, my bladder was really full, and you've got to know that I piss like a racehorse in any case. So I quickly stood back after a slow beginning as it was splashing like a motherfucker.
Now, my friend took this as a challenge to his manhood and levelled the field. I am obviously very proud of my pissing capabilities, so I couldn't just let that sit on me and edged further back.
Now you've got to keep in mind that during all of this we had tried to breathe as little as possible for fear of hydrogen sulfide gas poisoning. That's when one of us cracked a hilariously breathless joke referencing to the general situation. We both BURST out laughing in mid-stream, me shaking incontrollably, half-due to the hilarity and half-due to the godawful ratpit odor assaulting my senses.
My piss proceeded to splash all over the place in snakewaves like a fire hose on flaming firefighter day.
My friend saved himself after a tear-filled "WHAT THE FUCK" with a daring jump to the direction where the toilet of hell's abyss was situated, only to moan in agony at the stench, and piss helplessly all over the place as well. This was accompanied by nervous and very loud grunts of manly laughter interjected from both sides at bursts of hilarity, echoing sharply through the 4 walls. It must have sounded like a madman's monkey house from outside. By then we were like 'fuck it' and decided to finish what we started by making sure the floor was painted yellow before we left.
We proudly looked at a job well done, before stepping with tear-filled eyes out into a world of what seemed like wonderfully clear fresh air, which had been but minutes before a simple unventilated staircase. We would have probably backslapped ourselfs had our hands been dry and clean.
I can tell you, we came out of those toilets as new men.
On the way back up we changed the sign to the toilets making it point up instead of down the stairs, in the likely chance that our female friend had to use the sanitary arrangements as well. I like to believe we did her a favour. Quite the adventure! + Show Spoiler +
I've only been shocked by the state of public toilets once since then, and that's no wonder.
hahah i nvr did that. but i had like pissing contests where u line up vs someone or multiple ppl at a urinal, start pissing and everyone keeps stepping backwards. whoever walks furthest backwards while pissing in the urinal still wins. hahahah
edit- prolly should say it wasn't the same urinal. each person had their own urinal.
Can we make this the sword-fight-finder thread, admins?
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PM me if interested, we can J each other off too, afterwards, if you want.
On November 09 2008 14:38 fgsvsd wrote: So anyway when we got down and opened the door to the men's room, a putrefying blast of excremental stench assailed our airways like battering rams.
...but when I opened the WC door ohhh lord that shit was breathtaking and not in a good way if you know what I mean.
Piss and shit everywhere on the floor, the toilet itself was full and OH GOD just remembering those images hurts my senses. It was the apocalypse of even Jesus himself as long as he had diarrhea.
I've played "basketball" (not with other people, though). Basically you stand 3-4 feet away from a urinal or toilet, and let it out in short bursts, trying to make it into the receptacle. An arc form works best, kind of like firing mortar.
On November 10 2008 23:39 Cambium wrote: why the fuck is everything gay in the eyes of an american?
how is two little kids discovering fun with their urine gay...?
hey stupid... we're making gay jokes not cus of him innocently peeing next to his brother, but because the term used.. which was sword fighting 1. sword fight the act of two males using their erect penises as swords then clashing them together till one ejaculates. sean and mason sword fight all the time and lastnight sean lost and he came all over masons nut sack
Anyone who thinks it's gay is an idiot though, what the fuck is gay about a peeing contest at age ~7, hell if a friend dared me to a pee-fight today I wouldn't think that he's gay at all.