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StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
November 07 2008 03:39 GMT
#1
When I was a kid, I used to do sword fights with my little brother. In brotherly culture, a sword fight is when two guys (usually brothers) pee in the toilet at the same time and cross streams of urine back and forth. The winner is determined by who can pee the longest thus defeating the opponent.

I was talking to my friend about this and apparently I'm crazy and that nobody else does this, although I'm pretty sure other people do.

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alphafuzard
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1610 Posts
November 07 2008 03:44 GMT
#2
lolsup
fun times
more weight
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
November 07 2008 03:45 GMT
#3
hahaha never did that.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
November 07 2008 03:50 GMT
#4
hmm fraid not but how about a game of roshambo

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo
OMG you nasty gurl
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
November 07 2008 03:52 GMT
#5
I never did or heard of that...
I had a friend in high school, though, who we used to make fun of based on a rumor that he had a sword fight with his friend. His sword fight used similar instruments but the clashes was between the solid parts, instead of liquids.
Although we were around 7 years old at the time, we already had a pretty good concept about certain things that a man should not do...
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Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
November 07 2008 03:54 GMT
#6
LOL never even heard of that
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 07 2008 03:59 GMT
#7
eww... never heard of it nor do I want to try it..
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 07 2008 03:59 GMT
#8
I've never heard of that either. Weird...
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BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
November 07 2008 04:01 GMT
#9
Shouldn't a sword fight be between your wangs?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 07 2008 04:02 GMT
#10
hahaha too bad I didn't have a brother :X
Sounds pretty fun though...
My friends and I used to see who could shoot their pee the furthest, some kid ALWAYS win cuz he pulls back his foreskins...
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RYZmooN
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada575 Posts
November 07 2008 04:02 GMT
#11
never heard of this o-o
How do u doto?
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
November 07 2008 04:03 GMT
#12
Haha good times good times. Although I didn't call it sword fight nor did i do it with my brother.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-07 04:10:24
November 07 2008 04:04 GMT
#13
OHH

those sword fights.

I did that when I was younger with my bro, whoever pee'd the longest won, but we only did that when we were in the tub. We had legs spread out over the width sides of the tub and had our legs out like a bridge and pissed into it.

Yeah we always tried to make a perfect "x" but we could never achieve it.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
November 07 2008 04:06 GMT
#14
Shouldn't a sword fight be between your wangs?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
November 07 2008 04:06 GMT
#15
On November 07 2008 12:59 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote:
I've never heard of that either. Weird...

I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
November 07 2008 04:07 GMT
#16
start by crossing swords?
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17050 Posts
November 07 2008 04:08 GMT
#17
No, I never did that.

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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 07 2008 04:16 GMT
#18
On November 07 2008 13:06 BanZu wrote:
Shouldn't a sword fight be between your wangs?


hahaha why did you post this twice

and anyway maybe they had full hearts
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
DarkRidley6
Profile Joined July 2008
United States24 Posts
November 07 2008 04:19 GMT
#19
"sword fight"

...is that what their calling it now?
War is not about who is right, it is about who is left
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
November 07 2008 04:20 GMT
#20
On November 07 2008 13:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2008 13:06 BanZu wrote:
Shouldn't a sword fight be between your wangs?


hahaha why did you post this twice

and anyway maybe they had full hearts

or gunblades
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