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HeadBangaa

United States6512 Posts

November 07 2008 15:18 GMT

#41

On November 08 2008 00:11 Ace wrote:
I bet a lot of you live in California

Yo, you got a problem bro? + Show Spoiler +

IT'S A BRO-DOWN, YEEEEE HAW!

3clipse

Canada2555 Posts

November 08 2008 08:32 GMT

#42

haha, wow

We've gotten to the point that calling anything gay is undeniably cliche but this is pretty gay.

fgsvsd

Switzerland348 Posts

November 09 2008 05:38 GMT

#43

No but once when I was in London with my homie we went to Pizza Hut and the fastfood over there is NASTY. It was ridiculously disgusting, we didn't eat half our food and were basically making ewww our female companion by racing M&Ms down a slope of softcream and betting on it.
Well most of the ewws came from other stuff but I'll not go into details here.

Anyway, eventually he had to go piss and I was all like "LET'S GO TO THE TOILETS TOGETHER", mocking the female behavioral pattern in a joking manner.

So anyway when we got down and opened the door to the men's room, a putrefying blast of excremental stench assailed our airways like battering rams.
It was appalling but our bladders needed saving.

I first needed toilet paper though, because I always dry my dick after pissing, but when I opened the WC door ohhh lord that shit was breathtaking and not in a good way if you know what I mean.
Piss and shit everywhere on the floor, the toilet itself was full and OH GOD just remembering those images hurts my senses. It was the apocalypse of even Jesus himself as long as he had diarrhea.

So I was like 'fuck it I don't need toilet paper after all' and proceeded to stand beside my friend and unleash the stream. Now, my bladder was really full, and you've got to know that I piss like a racehorse in any case. So I quickly stood back after a slow beginning as it was splashing like a motherfucker.

Now, my friend took this as a challenge to his manhood and levelled the field. I am obviously very proud of my pissing capabilities, so I couldn't just let that sit on me and edged further back.

Now you've got to keep in mind that during all of this we had tried to breathe as little as possible for fear of hydrogen sulfide gas poisoning. That's when one of us cracked a hilariously breathless joke referencing to the general situation. We both BURST out laughing in mid-stream, me shaking incontrollably, half-due to the hilarity and half-due to the godawful ratpit odor assaulting my senses.

My piss proceeded to splash all over the place in snakewaves like a fire hose on flaming firefighter day.

My friend saved himself after a tear-filled "WHAT THE FUCK" with a daring jump to the direction where the toilet of hell's abyss was situated, only to moan in agony at the stench, and piss helplessly all over the place as well. This was accompanied by nervous and very loud grunts of manly laughter interjected from both sides at bursts of hilarity, echoing sharply through the 4 walls. It must have sounded like a madman's monkey house from outside. By then we were like 'fuck it' and decided to finish what we started by making sure the floor was painted yellow before we left.

We proudly looked at a job well done, before stepping with tear-filled eyes out into a world of what seemed like wonderfully clear fresh air, which had been but minutes before a simple unventilated staircase. We would have probably backslapped ourselfs had our hands been dry and clean.

I can tell you, we came out of those toilets as new men.

On the way back up we changed the sign to the toilets making it point up instead of down the stairs, in the likely chance that our female friend had to use the sanitary arrangements as well. I like to believe we did her a favour. Quite the adventure!
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I've only been shocked by the state of public toilets once since then, and that's no wonder.

Ilikestarcraft

Korea (South)17727 Posts

November 09 2008 05:41 GMT

#44

On November 08 2008 00:01 jello_biafra wrote:
No, I have never done this or heard of it -_-

ditto

ulszz

Jamaica1787 Posts

November 09 2008 05:43 GMT

#45

hahah i nvr did that. but i had like pissing contests where u line up vs someone or multiple ppl at a urinal, start pissing and everyone keeps stepping backwards. whoever walks furthest backwards while pissing in the urinal still wins. hahahah

edit- prolly should say it wasn't the same urinal. each person had their own urinal.

Raithed

China7078 Posts

November 09 2008 05:43 GMT

#46

LOLWTFFF

-_-

United States7081 Posts

November 10 2008 05:48 GMT

#47

Can we make this the sword-fight-finder thread, admins?

20yo Male 225+ pounds (works out), 6''0+ (not sure where, but less 6'3) currently living in VA but I'll meet up w/ anyone in southeast. Personality: Sweetheart.

PM me if interested, we can J each other off too, afterwards, if you want.