EPTAnyhow, like I said it's only the three of us left and we're frantically trying to put in all the answers. He goes right behind our seats and says "Look paris is right there." We don't think twice about it and we continue working but he then turns around and says "You MORONS, there's a map of the world right behind you!". We take a few seconds to wonder wtf is going on be sure enough he lets us fill in the answers using the world map hung on the wall. We had perfect grades obviously and everyone wonders how we had perfect scores when the class averaged less than 40%.
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Fyodor
Canada971 Posts
Anyhow, like I said it's only the three of us left and we're frantically trying to put in all the answers. He goes right behind our seats and says "Look paris is right there." We don't think twice about it and we continue working but he then turns around and says "You MORONS, there's a map of the world right behind you!". We take a few seconds to wonder wtf is going on be sure enough he lets us fill in the answers using the world map hung on the wall. We had perfect grades obviously and everyone wonders how we had perfect scores when the class averaged less than 40%. | ||
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rezzan
Sweden329 Posts
 this was back in the day when i was a kid, I am not ugly or something like that, average looking or higher. and I had this girl that were nagging me all the time. she rly wanted to be together with me ( i was about 11 years old) and i remember one summer day i was spending the day with her for some reason. and she took my hat,i tried to take it back but she wouldnt let me. and then i just asked her " give it back please?" she gave me the biggest stare of my life, right into my soul. and slowly she moved her head closer to mine.. i just stood still and stared back at here and didnt know what the fuck she were doing. i replied with a " wtf are you doing?" and quickly took my hat back. she broke up with me 2 days after that, and it just then came to me that she wanted to give me a kiss. but for me it looked like she would eat me.  sorry if the grammar's crap lol. | ||
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CrazyF1r3f0x
United States2120 Posts
On June 30 2009 15:27 meCh[dtr] wrote: Junior high: grades 7 through 9 I had the same homeroom teacher, who was way too hot to be a teacher (she turned 27 as I graduated from grade 9...barely). I always had fantasies about her, so when I had my chance in grade 8 to spend extra time with her doing after school work I jumped on board. I don’t remember what the project was, but what’s important is that halfway through the work she was bent over a desk working on a poster of some sort, me beside her. I decide to go for it and fuck the consequences, I lean over a bit onto the desk and slide my hand onto her ass and had it there for a good 15-20 minutes before we moved to work on another part of the project. She never said anything, and it was the best 20 minutes of my junior high life. Grade 9 was my “bad ass” year, I skipped all my afternoon classes almost every day, had already been suspended from school for bringing a pretty large knife to school (I had no intention of using it on anyone/anything, just thought it’d be something cool to show to the friends). Anyway, the end of the school year was coming around and I decided to go out with a bang, so I swiped a ton of alcohol from my grand parents basement bar, stuffed it in my backpack and brought it to school. Needless to say me and my friends had a great lunch hour, but when the bell rang for the end of lunch, one of my buddies decided it would be a great idea to chug down about 1/4th of the 750mL bottle of vodka I brought. 30 minutes hasn’t passed since lunch before I’m called down to the office to find that my friend is stumbling around the office with his pants around his knees apologizing to everybody. I got a good laugh out of it, and almost an expulsion. I've a few more stories from High School I'll post in a bit. A kid in my Freshmen year of high school brought a "water" bottle to school. In my first period English class him and his friends were passing it around and drinking it; then, randomly in the middle of class he throws up. Later we found out that he was drinking vodka, not water. | ||
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RezChi
Canada2368 Posts
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
Moar like han bang timing amirite? | ||
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Kpyolysis32
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CaffeineFree-_-
United States712 Posts
We're both exhausted as fuck and laugh as were walking in the class together knowing how tired we are. So were about 2 sections in (for anyone who doesn't know the SAT is broken into like 9 sections, you have 30 minutes on each and after like everyother section you get a 5-10 minute break), and as I'm walking out into the hallway asking people about the test I see my friend come out and he is stressed as fuck. I'm like "Bro, you good?" and he replies "i'm tired and stressed taking a very important test, what the fuck do you think" So to try to lighten his mood I try to make a joke and say "Well there's no better stress reliever than masturbating, and you have a good 5-10 minutes. I'm sure you can't even last that long with your gf." Apparently not hearing the second part, he ecstatically says "GOOD THINKING BRB." I pretty much lol on the spot and go back to the classroom. Break was starting to end and my friend was still no where to be seen, and we couldn't resume testing without him. So the testing instructor informs a few others of the situation and they begin searching for him (Think Manhunt here) and after a short while I over hear on the radio that he's been found in the bathroom. I'm thinking "wow what a probater it's been like 25 minutes" After the test I asked him what happened and he told me after he ejaculating he became very 'fatigued' and 'passed out'. Bitch feel asleep in the bathroom after jerking off during the SAT, FUCKING LOL. Whenever I have free time I tell people this story. | ||
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Phrost
United States4008 Posts
On June 30 2009 10:17 ReMiiX wrote: Yeah one teacher at my school was arrested for the largest collection of child porn in the state of florida. Beat that. <- hehe My music appreciation teacher was arrested last year for being a terrorist arms dealer. | ||
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ampson
United States2355 Posts
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Dopubalimatu
Estonia60 Posts
The 1st embarrasing story I remember is when my 2 older brothers(1 is 2 years older ,other 4 years older) told that a 500g(1lb) box/can of salt was sugar.Being a kid my thought goes : sugar=>tasty.Since my mother makes jam or soup next to us and other stuff ,she is preoccupied.I remember taking a medium spoon and and ended up eating like 250g of salt or something.I might be exaggarating a bit but it as definitely a lot.So I finish eating the "sugar" and decide that I'm full,I start heading for the living room to do something.I end up getting 5m(15ft) away from kitchen,next to the washer, and pretty much puke all over the room. Story like that doesn't exactly assure intelligent thinking if you know what I mean In my kindergarten I was a good friend with this tall kid who would always get into trouble for all kinds of shit.Anyways, in our group was this girl who I don't quite know how to describe since I didn't interact with her much.My friend and the girl start talking and somehow we up making an agreement that 3 of us would go onto the slide[slide had a staircase,went 2.5m high and had a stall of about 6m2(squaremeters) with roof].In the stall of them would pretty much discover eachothers private parts while I kept guard.I was right next to them on the stall but can't remember what I saw(blocking that kind of stuff ftw).I end up being in the same class with the girl all throughout elementary and middle school.I don't know if she remembered the incident but she was rather indrawn and ugly :S. Again kindergarten.My brothers had stash of fireworks.1 morning on my way to kindergarten I take the stash with me(a small box about the size of motherboard/headphone boxing.When taking the box I must have thought :yess,let's take the box of fireworks.Fireworks=awesome. Awesome+me=cool.Alright then.When everyone have playing time outside I get a couple friends of mine to my locker and show them my stash.2 of em happen to be trouble kids while the others are laid-back.I pretty much share all the little crackers away and tell the everyone to use it later when I'm not there.I get 2 bigger ones and go outside with the trouble kids.1 of the firework bangs would be alright,I reckon if it blew up between someones fingers the hand would be numb for some time(proven by experimentation ,the other 1 was more hardcore,packed 2-3x more firepower.Luckily I was bright enough to at least not show the bigger one to my mates since I was afraid one of the morons would end up blowing their fingers off.The trouble kids take a couple of the sticks of fireworks and light them.I was still afraid that even the smaller one could blow up their fingers so I snatched them from their hands and quickly threw them away from us.Of course it was a signal for everyone else that it's ok to use the fireworks and the hole area sound like a warzone in a couple of minutes.My parents were called to a session of whatever...In elementary/early middle school I got into trouble and as a punishment had to sit with the ugliest/manliest/quietest/dumbest girl in the class(school as well).We sat in the back row but from time to time we somehow went into mayhem and pushed eachother over ,threw pencils,notebooks and books at eachother like.This happened like every other day and stuff like that didn't exactly stay unnoticed during a period. 5th/6th grade.During music lesson I sat with my best friend.We were fooling around,rofling.After a while the teacher notices and asks a question followed by sentence referring to gay.My best friend yelled :"Shut the fuck up you fat bitch/cunt". The teacher's face pretty much went bright red and my mate told her not to make such remarks so he wouldn't have to make such remarks at her either.The incident didn't go further than that luckily. A bit earlier we had this lame kid who wasn't exactly my favourite person in the class.Before PE I make sure that he isn't going commando.He isn't so during PE when the whole class had the period together I pulled down his shorts and went on doing the laps.The break after PE when the whole class is inside waiting for the next class to start: the PE teacher came into the class and confroted me and asked if I'd like something that done to me and I still think she was rather serious about actually doing it.I thought that was hilarious as hell and at the same time I thought that I really wouldn't want shit like that happen right in front of me so I ended up crying and rofling at the same time.That was well weirds In 9th grade(I think) I won a speech contest and had to hold a speech in front of the whole school.I study like a couple hours the night before the contest(I only had 1day between knowing that I had to give a speech and actually giving it).I thought I knew the speech quite well by heart.My turn comes up, I take the printed out speech with me just in case I forgot some parts.I was nervous enough that on the stage my mind went semi-blank and I knew I was gonna stutter a bit as well. To save myself from bigger embarrasment I ended up putting the A4 sheet right at my mouth level and pretty much read it right from the paper.Oh that was so terrible... | ||
Whole
United States6046 Posts
This happened today. I didn't witness it, but everyone was tweeting about and talking about it. Well the story is that some girl (lets call her Caitlyn) goes up to another girl (lets call her Morgan) and tells her to stop talking shit and pushes her. Don't know the details behind the drama. Anyway they start legit fighting. Punches and slaps are thrown and Morgan gets a good punch to Caitlyn's face. Caitlyn pissed herself instantly. In front of a big crowd, she called someone out and pissed herself after losing the fight. Needless to say, her life will suck for a while. Oh and she is denying that she pissed herself...lol | ||
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3689 Posts
... And then a lot of explaining. My friends were also convinced for a while that I was a serial rapist or the like, but that's another story | ||
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Pigsquirrel
United States615 Posts
Marching Band. So basically, yeah. | ||
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Blasterion
China10272 Posts
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Lennon
United Kingdom2275 Posts
On February 08 2011 15:08 Gao Xi wrote: Doesn't drinking ginger ale help your stomach from like a stomachache or w/e? I think it makes you burp which then makes your stomach feel less pressurized due to the release of gas. | ||
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Eleaven
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eGo.SiGns
Germany48 Posts
 One day in biology-class we were inspecting our own spit under a microscope... Suddenly some girl starts screaming and calles for the teacher, saying something moved in her spit. So, the teacher goes over there, looks at the microscope and says: "That, my lady, is a healthy male sperm, i guess you had a nice break..." The whole class started laughing like crazy, she god fucking red and ran out nearly crying - even though she was the "class' bitch" anyway - and the lesson got aborted :D Ha, good times | ||
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ffdestiny
United States773 Posts
On April 03 2011 01:37 eGo.SiGns wrote: Since i'm nearly dying of laugther here, i will try to add something good One day in biology-class we were inspecting our own spit under a microscope... Suddenly some girl starts screaming and calles for the teacher, saying something moved in her spit. So, the teacher goes over there, looks at the microscope and says: "That, my lady, is a healthy male sperm, i guess you had a nice break..." The whole class started laughing like crazy, she god fucking red and ran out nearly crying - even though she was the "class' bitch" anyway - and the lesson got aborted :D Ha, good times Interesting choice of words. | ||
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