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On February 13 2011 01:45 Black[CAT] wrote:
I had few moments, but cant really remember them clearly. But the one i remember the most and even told my gf is this:
When i was still in kindergarden, a girl, who happens to be my neighbour and my classmate asks me to go to toilet with her. So off i went with her, in the cubicle, seeing her peeing and I asked, why you dont have a 'long' thing but just flat surface down there?
She said dunno then we came out from the toilet and a teacher was outside and saw us came out. She(the teacher) asked me, why did i go in the girls toilet? I dont remember what I answered >.<
Hope the girl and teacher are not Malays... XD
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I was a junior in high school, in history class. Somehow we started talking about the three major religions, and then we split into groups to do a laid-back group project. After 10 or 15 minutes the teacher came up to me and said, "Are muslims circumcised? Rod (not his real name, but another student) was curious so I figured I would ask you." (I'm Muslim, obviously). I kinda stuttered a bit, completely surprised, so she said, "You know, when they BLA BLA BLA at a young age, for hygiene purposes." Except she didn't say bla bla bla, she gave me a full, vivid definition.
And my whole group was right there. I was so shocked I just kinda said, I dunno, and she walked away awkwardly. Needless to say, it became a well-known fiasco by the next day.
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Ah another one I remembered.
I think my first day of school ever.
The end of lunch bell went and my older brother was supposed to guide me around and tell me what to do and where to go, except he was an asshole and went to talk with his friends and abandoned me.
So the lunch bell goes, then I can't remember what the fuck happened, but I ended up in the middle of the school courtyard with no-body in sight being a little 6 year old I form a cunning plan ad decide ''oh I'll just walk home''. So I get my bag (don't know how I didn't see anyone the bags are outside the classroom) and go and walk home. But then my cunning plan falls apart because home is several kilometers away and I have no idea where home is. I end up walking in the complete oppisite direction.
Luckily two old women see me and somehow I end up back at school.
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I was late to my first day of school, ever. Get some mandatory public education.
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Ah, I have a couple.
I was a freshman in college and was cajoled into playing a game of ultimate frisbee by one of my friends. Now when I arrived at the field I realized that everyone was stripping and it was going to be a game of naked frisbee. My friend was an attractive young woman so against my better instincts I decided to strip down. Now I managed to keep my business in check(mostly due to the weather, it was night and fucking cold), but in the aftermath of all of this we end up running into a large handicapped stall and taking a group shower.
In the middle of having my hair shampoo'd by some random person we get a call that CSO's are coming and everyone books it down the halls and back to their rooms. Now I had left my ID in my room and was locked out and was dripping wet and half blind from the soap. I saw a door open in the hall, ran inside, and slammed in shut behind me. Needless to say the two girls inside were a bit confused by what was going on, but were very accommodating and gave me a towel to dry myself off and cover myself.
I never found my clothes. But, the breasts were well worth the trade.
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On February 14 2011 15:04 Rainmaker5 wrote:
Ah, I have a couple.
I was a freshman in college and was cajoled into playing a game of ultimate frisbee by one of my friends. Now when I arrived at the field I realized that everyone was stripping and it was going to be a game of naked frisbee. My friend was an attractive young woman so against my better instincts I decided to strip down. Now I managed to keep my business in check(mostly due to the weather, it was night and fucking cold), but in the aftermath of all of this we end up running into a large handicapped stall and taking a group shower.
In the middle of having my hair shampoo'd by some random person we get a call that CSO's are coming and everyone books it down the halls and back to their rooms. Now I had left my ID in my room and was locked out and was dripping wet and half blind from the soap. I saw a door open in the hall, ran inside, and slammed in shut behind me. Needless to say the two girls inside were a bit confused by what was going on, but were very accommodating and gave me a towel to dry myself off and cover myself.
I never found my clothes. But, the breasts were well worth the trade.
LMAO! Pretty awesome story ^^
Well my class and I, when were were areound 14-15 were at a.. well I dunno how to translate it, but basically "youth reception" or something like that. You go there to get checked up on sexual diseases and so forth. Either way we got brochures with pictures of vaginas and penises with warts, herpes and all that nasty stuff.
We ofcourse put it up in our class room above the lamp stuck to the wall behind the teacher. It was up there in all its glory for two years. :X
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I remember this one incident occurring during my junior year of high school.
It wasn't an ordinary day of physics class. Instead of the drab lectures on electricity and current, we were going to experience current for ourselves. Our teacher had some kind of hand-cranked current generator, and the class was going to hold hands in a circle while the teacher created a current to travel through everyone. I was never fond of electricity coursing through me, so I was dreading this day for a while. But here it was, and I was going to have to suffer through it.
The class made its way outside to the blacktop where there was enough room for everyone to form a circle. Then, the teacher came out with a old-looking wood box with a crank on one side of it and two large metal prongs on the other. The box looked like it could have come out of some sort of medieval torture chamber. Then, following the teacher's instruction, all of the students joined hands in the circle. The teacher then had one student grasp one metal prong and another student the other prong, thereby completing the circuit. I was already starting to feel uneasy not knowing what to expect.
Suddenly, the teacher cranked the box for a short burst. I'm not exactly sure what I felt, but it was definitely not comfortable. It did not help that a lot of other student were yelling "Woooaaah!" to the strange sensation. Then, the teacher cranked the box again, and again, sometimes longer, sometimes faster, and I was getting more and more queasy as this persisted.
Finally, the teacher mentioned that any students could opt out as he was going to start delivering more aggressive currents. I thankfully bowed out of the group, as did one other student, and we walked away from the rest of the circle. I remember hearing the students' "Woooaaah"s getting louder and lasting longer. I was feeling slightly light-headed and everything seemed to be getting brighter, so I knelt down for a moment to catch my breath. For some reason, my heart was pounding. I looked over and saw the other kid who left the group sitting at a bench. I thought that was a good idea, so I got up to go over to him. Then, as far as I remember, everything gradually got brighter and brighter to white...white...white...
It was like a dream. There was a head, a face, a man. A man's face was in front of me, we were outside. Then I realized he was saying something, but I could not discern what. Suddenly, it started coming back, the physics experiment, the circle of students, the evil wooden current box. The man I then recognized to be my teacher, and the entire class was standing behind him, silent. I heard him then, he asked me if it hurt. I didn't feel any pain, but my mouth felt funny. My tongue inspected the damage, and I realized that my 2 front teeth were chipped and a third one was gone entirely. Also, I could not close my mouth entirely. At this point, I understood what happened and looked at the ground. Where my head hit the pavement was a large amount of stained blood. After that, I just remained relatively still and emotionless, perhaps in a state of shock or whatnot.
That was the only time I've ever passed out, and it was four days before the first day of my new job at Little Caesars. Needless to say, I was pretty quiet those first few weeks. My sister had the same class and same teacher the following year. She said he didn't do that experiment for them that year.
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I recall having a party at my house and a bunch of my younger sisters friends showed up. I got pretty wasted and was laying on a round chair type thing in my backyard when one of them came outside. She laid on top of me and was obviously horny as hell, started rubbing my junk, etc. Shit was going good, she was talking dirty and I was about ready to get down to business and she says:
Her: "Hmmhmm, have you ever tasted your own cum?"
Me: "Um no WTF"
Her: "...Would you?"
Me: "Hell fucking no I wouldn't"
*I get the fuck outta there*
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i remember in PE class, we were doing forward summersaults onto a gym mat. we were lined up behind the mat, waiting for our turn.
anyway, so when it was my turn, i went and did a summersault. after i got up though, everyone started laughing at me. i had no idea that my roll was that hilariously bad. so i just walked away thinking, they'll get over it.
but NO. everyone kept laughing and staring. my closest few friends were also laughing along, not letting me know of the actual reason. so this one guy comes along after a few minutes, feeling a bit sorry for me perhaps, and rips a pad off my back. that's right, a girl's menstrual pad was stuck on my back.
so what must've happened was that the girl who did a summersault before me (i didnt pay attention so i didnt even know who that is, and no one owned up so to this day no one knows who that is) had her pads slip out as she rolled forward, then was too embarassed to grab it so she just walked away and watched as i embarrass myself.
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this was high school in 2001/2002, US
we had the most kickass C++ teacher ever, he was super chill
only thing he hated, was software piracy, and gaming on the school lan, and he knew we all did both
his C++ lectures were extremely boring and people would play quake over lan
we had a great an hilarious guy called Saul (name changed)
Saul would do the most random things in class, he sat next to me as it was assigned seating
he was not stupid, he was actually very smart but just wanted to have fun
in the days of dialup, a t3 line of high school was amazing, and lan gaming was the win
One day Saul brings in his speakers one day to class
in the middle of a very though provoking lecture on function calls, the class is silent and Saul randomly decides to turn his speakers from silent to MAX, and blares us with the great music of quake and people getting fragged
another time, the teacher asks a question no one knows the answer to
Saul gets up and says 'mr wheaties (name changed) I love you'
mr wheaties responds with 'Saul, your love is misdirected.'
Saul ends up loosing his computer access after being caught playing too many games and sits at the printer
Saul amuses himself by making paper airplanes and throwing them across the room
mr wheaties gets annoyed and sends Saul next door, to the remedial math class
Saul protests "but mr wheaties, they are doing FRACTION!" and mr wheaties says 'ok Saul, you can stay, no one deserves that"
a semester later... Saul is no longer in our class sadly 
but the antics continue
we are supposed to get a lecture about case structure or something, instead of using if/then statements (i dunno that stuff, im a molecular biologist)
mr wheaties starts, its the last class of the day and a boring lecture to boot
my friend ajax (name also changed) says 'hey mr wheaties, what did you do in the navy'
lecture changes into him in the navy and intercepting ships
bell rings and he realizes he got suckered, he goes 'oh shit. well played ajax, well played' as we all leave school for the day
mr wheaties is giving a very boring lecture and i brought my gameboy advance to school, and played castlevania
i was so into the game i had no idea the class was silent and mr wheaties is right behind me watching me play castlevania
he says 'bill, what are you doing'
shocked, i said 'playing gameboy'
he replies 'i wasnt aware its part of this course'
i have no response and he goes away and goes on with the lecture and leaves me to play gba
another lecture goes on and he's going on and on and on about who knows what
he looks around and sees NO one paying attention to him
im playin gba, others are playing games on the net, or quake on the lan, or checkin their email
mr wheaties goes 'NOW IM PISSED!' and kicks a chair across the room which breaks a leg
we all stop and stare at him
Danny (name changed) goes and stands up and says 'mr wheaties, would you like a hug'
whole class bursts out laughing and so does mr wheaties
another time all of a sudden the class changed from disorganized assignments to new worksheets with intelligent program designs such as doing the fibonacci sequence an that
we were all stumped, my bro ajax however googles it, and finds that mr wheaties has been stealing this stuff from a university
the university however also posted the FULL solutions and source code, so we would just change the names of the variables and hand it in
a few weeks later we get an assignment and nearly the whole class finishes it within 10 minutes of him giving it to us
mr wheaties isnt stupid, he knows something is up
my friend ajax owns up and says 'mr wheaties, we all know you were plagiarizing the university of [i dont recall]'
mr wheaties responds, 'well ajax... you're right, i cant do anything to you all for taking their work when i was doing the same'
last story of the class
we had to make a program for a marine biology case study, and it was semester long group work
mr wheaties made the groups, the smart kids got 1 group, the average ones in the other, and the duds (like danny, ajax and me) in the other
my friend ajax however goes and googles our case study... and finds the teachers manual.
he sends it to the laser printer, and mr wheaties walks right up to the printer as he sees 200 pages spitting out.
ajax poops his pants and mr wheaties flips thru the papers and looks and say 'well looks like someones getting their worth of the $3 computer lab fee' and walks off, not even looking at what was printed!
so now we have an advantage. the teachers manual tells us what to explain along with the solution, it was GG as the groups were in competition
mr wheaties asks a question about the first section of the case study, and no one wants to answer it cuz its damn hard
so we send danny up with the teachers manual in hand, danny being the joker of the class
everyone things its going to be something stupid, but danny gets up and explains the code and situation PERFECTLY
whole class is shocked as danny sits down. we began a rivalry with the smart group and thanks to our advantage, we never got anything wrong
which was honestly hilarious as we would play the average students in quake on lan while we were supposed to do group work
mr wheaties had no idea, but man was one hell of a teacher, not that i learned a thing of c++ or programming, but how to be a man
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I was supposed to hand some papers over to a girl in front of me, I look down and check the paper and just blindly hand them over. Little did I know that I used the wrong hand (the fact that the hand holding the papers was the one in front of me just completely went past my head) and I grabbed her breasts.
She didn't say anything, but oh god they were soft...
I got spanked by some girl later that day when I was picking up my pencil...
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I had a pretty cool programming teacher too. I recall choosing to do a Final Fantasy'esque game for my major project that was basically a replica of FF1 & FF2 with all my own code. Well, I put a ton of time into it and had the game working with mostly my own models and all my own code and I ended up doing something that caused a lot of my content to bug out. I could never get it fixed as there was just too much code (This was grade 9 and I had something like 200,000 lines of code- Visual Basic [not c++]) for me to debug, so I never got it fixed and handed it in, disappointed.
He gave me 100% regardless, appreciating the effort and level of code rather than the end result. Cool guy.
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Ok so I have a few to share.
Me and my friend were in the library for some reason, and we were walking past the computers, we were in about grade 10 or 11 at the time and we see a pair of grade 7s sharing this one computer. We walk past them and we notice that they're on some website that had previously been blocked by our admin (I think it was YouTube or something) anyway us being the bright people we are go up to them and ask, hey can we check something for a moment, and type in some google search term we knew was blocked (I think it was Nazis or something) and then we're like holy shit the filter is off right now! So my friend goes into google and types "whore" into the search bar, under images. So like all these pics of these naked girls come up doing head stands and all this weird stuff. My friend was like fuck yeah no filter! cus we had computer class next. So we just walk out of the library completely forgetting that these 2 grade 7 kids were watching us the whole time, we circle around the school a bit just talking as it was lunch break and wind up walking past the library again and there's the same 2 kids getting yelled at by a bunch of teachers. We're thinking holy shit they got busted looking up porn at a Catholic school. Thankfully they didn't know our names/classes and nothing happened to us but they got in a bunch of deep shit. We spent the whole next computer class playing Magic online cus the filter was gone ... yeah that was the best we could come up with.
Next one. So I'm in my last year of school, sitting in english class. After I have french, and there's this massive speech assessment happening. So me and another girl (super hot) who's in my french class are practicing our speeches instead of working in english.You know those moments where you're talking, and suddenly everyone else goes silent but you don't notice and keep talking? Well this was one of those. So she says something like "je me detend le bras" In french le bras mean arm, but the s is silent so you pronounce it like bra. It was at that moment the entire class goes silent except were still talking. She stops and asks, you think its a single D? and I'm like no way its totally double D (turns out im a terrible speller). So all the class hears is .... "Bra, single D?" and im replying "its totally double D" ... All the girls just go "ewwwww" and the dudes start cheering we ofc have no idea wtf is going on. My english teacher is looking at me in shock and decides to just continue the lesson. I was subject to many bra jokes, and many girls mockingly came up to me and asked me to guess their bra sizes all week, so I guess it wasn't that bad 
Lastly, were on the last school trip of our lives, final year etc etc. Its like 2am and instead of sleeping like half the class is outside having a water fight. It goes way overboard as some of the girls took shelter in their rooms and we launched many a water bomb inside, some were filled with red bull instead of water as well. To the point all their stuff was soaked including their beds. Some of them go off and have a shower to wash off all the red bull and some back wearing only towels cus everything else they have is drenched. In the end were all sitting in our (boys) room about 4 dudes and 4 girls. Half the girls are in towels and the other half are only in their underwear. Since we soaked all their stuff we said they could sleep in our beds and we'd sleep on the floor, we give the 2 girls with only towels some tshirts and stuff to wear and they go to get changed (The room had this like dividing wall so they go behind that) Just at that moment a teacher bursts through the door and sees 4 dudes and 2 girls lying around in their underwear. One of the girls who was getting changed comes out from behind to complain that one of the shirts is too small, at this point shes only holding the towel over herself, not even wrapped around. The teacher has this morified look on his face and just asks "Did anyone have sex!?" We all crack up laughing and shake our heads. He just walks out looks back and says "no sex guys, this is a catholic school" and goes back to his room to sleep.
I'm pretty sure thats gotta be against a multitude of school rules or some shit but from that point on he was every1's most popular teacher.
tl;dr high school days were sweet  , also this is like the best thread ever.
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In 8th grade at my school, 2 students were in the music practice rooms. The story goes that the guy just out of nowhere took off his pants and start lunging his dick at the girl trying to make her touch it. Well apparently that girl wasn't too fond of this and reported it the principal. the guy got kicked out of our school and also had a charge filed against him. but how can you blame him, i mean thats why its called a practice room right?
In the other high school of my district, their AP computer science teacher was pregnant and had to take some time off. Well their class got a substitute who knew nothing about computer science. At the time they were working on the compsci case study known as gridworld(basically make these bugs move in certain patterns).
Well the class managed to convince the sub that starcraft was gridworld and they have been playing it ever since.
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I remember that in my primary school back in Poland, I had a slightly mentally challenged guy in my class who constantly ran up to random guys from our class and grabbed their balls. He also told everyone he was going to rape them. That was in between year 3 and year 6 (which is between 9 and 12 years old in Poland iirc). He was overall pretty weird, but I can barely remember anything from my primary school.
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Knowing the dream xero's posting history, I doubt very much any of that is true.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=133695#2
On February 11 2011 07:44 LazyMacro wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2009 05:40 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
This was during freshman year of high school. There is a tradition for all guys going to states in swimming to either
a) shave all hair completly off the body (ALL)
or
b) dye hair blond, but still shave the whole body
The states crew decided that we would chose the lesser of two evils
we chose b.
So the night before states comes around, and we have a pasta party
(Pasta is high in carbs. It's a swimming tradition)
Afterwords we all (boys and girls) decided it was time for the men to shave
All of the dudes got naked one by one, as the girls would soap and shave their bodies
So it comes to be my turn. The senior captain takes one look at me and says "omg Sean is MINE".
The captain was pretty cute so i had no problem with it. So i strip down and get under the shower for a few minutes. I reach for the soap to start lathering myself and i find that it's gone. Kathryn (the captain's name) had the soap in her hand. She smiles and starts to rub the soap all over my chest and back. She reaches down near my crotch and ...naturally i have a boner. She giggles and winks. I don't know what to do. She whispers "you're really cute" smiles. Then i was DONE. I literally jizzed all over the place. Like...fucking mt.fucking.vesuvius. It was redic. Her eyes went huge, and her mouth formed into a little o of suprise. She wiped it off, and left.
I had to shave myself. When i got out..Everyone started cracking up at me... So uh, is it just me or is that atypical? I mean, being naked with other students of the opposite gender? Maybe it's just where I grew up but that would've been pretty fucking taboo.
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Guess its time for me to do swimming
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My robotics teacher refused to fail anyone, regardless of how much they deserved it. You could not even do anything in the class (effectively making it an hour of computer games), and still get at least a B+.
His reasoning? "It's more paperwork to fail someone. But there are so many people I could fail."
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Bwahahaha I kid you not, until 30 minutes ago I was in my bed, 100% depressed, not sure what I want to do with my life and shit, and then I decided to go back to this thread and finish reading the stuff that I missed last time.
Suffices to say the depression went away, and I might even be able to sleep tonight!
Contribution:
When I was about 10 years old, I pissed on the heads on my 2 best friends of that time. God was I a fucked up kid.
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On February 14 2011 13:42 Setev wrote:Show nested quote +On February 13 2011 01:45 Black[CAT] wrote:
I had few moments, but cant really remember them clearly. But the one i remember the most and even told my gf is this:
When i was still in kindergarden, a girl, who happens to be my neighbour and my classmate asks me to go to toilet with her. So off i went with her, in the cubicle, seeing her peeing and I asked, why you dont have a 'long' thing but just flat surface down there?
She said dunno then we came out from the toilet and a teacher was outside and saw us came out. She(the teacher) asked me, why did i go in the girls toilet? I dont remember what I answered >.< Hope the girl and teacher are not Malays... XD
Nope, we all chinese, the kindergarden is a chinese kindergarden >.<
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