EPTSome weeks before finsihing school I puked in my english class, was full of cheap red wine. Looked pretty nasty, was sent home again, aaaannnd exactly nothing happened
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AngryMag
Germany1040 Posts
Some weeks before finsihing school I puked in my english class, was full of cheap red wine. Looked pretty nasty, was sent home again, aaaannnd exactly nothing happened | ||
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Zanzabarr
Canada217 Posts
On March 27 2013 19:06 ambikalx wrote: My senior year of high school my friends and I would do the dumbest shit we could think of. In 6th period spanish class we had a sub that was this guy in his mid 20s that all the girls had a crush on. Well, he spent the entire class talking to this girl and not paying attention to the rest of the class. Some of us were talking and somehow started talking about whether you would die if you jumped out the window of our class, which was on the 2nd floor. I said it could easily be done, to which this kid said "Prove it." I climbed out, hung off the window sill, dropped, and landed safely. I didn't quite know whether to just leave or go back in. I decided to go back to class Everyone started dying laughing when I walked in and the sub had no idea what happened. However, two other classes clearly saw me hanging out the window and I was suspended. I felt kind of bad because the sub wasn't allowed to teach at our school anymore. BUT I BECAME A LEGEND. I tried to avoid my Spanish teacher, who was a terrifying woman, as long as possible when she came back on Monday until I came face to face with her in the hallway and she gave me this horrible death stare and chewed me out. As Clint would say, a legend in your own mind. | ||
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Affenklaus
Switzerland12 Posts
When i was in my 8th year of school (about 10 years ago), for a couple of weeks, we got a substitute teacher for math and IT. He was a rather nice old man but it was obvious he had absolutely no idea about computers. He asked us how to refill the paper of his printer and when we made an email address, he was absolutely fascinated when we told him that he could check his mails even at home. When he was out of the classroom for a few minutes, we thought it would be funny to set some random porn image as his desktop background and hide it with a few open folders. Soon after he returned, you could see the shocked expression on his face, probably thinking it was his fault (he sat behind everyone else). He was obviously at a loss, and i had a really hard time to not start laughing, everytime i heard his heavy mouse click in a like 10sec interval, trying to get rid of the pic. The following hour he didnt speak a single word and he never spoke about it afterwards. I wonder if its still his background today... | ||
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FlagstoneMaster
Canada1 Post
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
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Ghost151
United States290 Posts
Personal perversion: I used to sit at this one desk by the entrance door in my marketing class. Everybody had to keep their personal supplies/projects and shit in class in these cubby things by the door. I would just sit there after the end bell rang and watch all the girls asses when they bent forward to put things away before leaving, including my crush. I was usually the last one out of class... #TeenHormoneBoners. The teacher never noticed either, even though this particular desk was right in front of hers (I could literally reach over and slap her desktop if I felt inclined). She was kind of ditzy and I even told her off the day of finals when we got into it about me failing one of her other classes intentionally because I didn't give a shit about an elective I never wanted to take and didn't need it to graduate. There was this one unattractive fat girl in school who was apparently pretty horny. Supposedly she would rub herself and poke at herself with pencils right in the middle of class, or so I was told. Imagine my surprise when she began tossing notes at me in foreign language class. Yeah...I started a good long relationship with staring out the window to ignore her in class after that. | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
On September 25 2008 15:03 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Weird moment/girl. Her name was Katherine. During precalculus (sophomore year in college) we used to have these 10 minute breaks because the class was fairly long and we could go out and get a drink or something and then come back and finish lecture, there was this girl that sat in front of me. This girl was insanely hot, it was like the type of girl that doesn't really know how hot she is. Anyways during class I zone out incredibly bad and start entertaining myself in certain ways, playing with pencil, or messing with the people around me. My friend who we shared about 4 classes together learned to sit behind because of this. One random day I took my pencil and slightly passed it through her hair without really thinking it. She felt it and threw her hair back with her hand in such a manner as to say, "hi". I then the same thing again, but this time with my finger, this might seem weird to some people, but I'm really a "touchy" person and very outgoing if the conditions are right and I like the other person. Eventually that led to me randomly playing with her hair, and I even put it in braids a couple times lol. But it gets even "weirder" by the normal persons sense of the word. This eventually led up to her placing her head on my desk and I would start to slightly caressing her hair during the break. Gets better, by this time we talked a lot and saw each other in the lounge outside our classroom. When I would stop caressing her hair she would start to purr (yes like a cat) or say "hmmmmm". The first time I responded with, "more?" and she with her eyes closed nodded her head. (I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOL). People in the class looked at me (I'm consider myself an average to below average looking guy and this girl was hot lol) and were like WTF is going on? This was the time of the 2girls1cup discovery era, me, my friend, and this girl were having a discussion about it, people around us heard, and then everyone jumped into it lol. This was a nice ice breaker for the entire class. I really want to go back to that time and see how much further I could of gotten. Last day (final's day) she swirled my hair around and said goodbye, I was still taking the test when she did this. She transffered out the next semester to Texas very far away. She didn't say anything about it, but I'm currently stalking her on facebook to see if she drops by again. Hopefully we'll meet again... There is probably massive typos, but its 2am and security guard is telling me to GTFO the library is closing. I have more that I can share tomorrow or something. I like writing this things out for the nostalgia feeling. EDIT: Fixed most of the typos I could see at 2:30am in the morning getting up in 4 hours for Human Anatomy YAY!! :p EDIT2: Next chapter if people contribute to this thread is "Her name was [EDIT]". Not as good as this one but has its moments. Did you ever bang her in the end? | ||
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Jac Wes
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Cricketer12
United States14000 Posts
On October 29 2015 13:36 Jac Wes wrote: I was in my high school English class, and I was just sitting myself down after walking in when I saw a girl I knew walk past me, and she smelled good too. Not to mention, she was wearing leggings that showed off the outline of her average butt. My body went nuts on the inside, and when I found out that she was going to sit by me, I lost it. I immediately grew a boner, and it grew to the point that it was sitting outside my boxers on my thigh, and it felt good whenever I stretched out. I took a peek at her and looked her down, and the teacher walked into class before class started. She just set down some papers that were just printed out on the tables,and I kindly went to get me and her one. I went up there, and the teacher was looking good, too. I felt perverted for a moment, knowing that I grew wood at two females in one class, but at the same time, it felt so good and warm. She was well dressed, too: a school shirt and some jeggings. I had the urge to just go off to the restroom and just jerk, but I needed to keep my composure. After that, my female friend came up from behind and she was looking good, too. She was wearing gray tights and a tank top, and she hugged me from the front. I lost it when her boobs were touching my lower stomach. I ran to the restroom and quickly did what I really wanted to do, and masturbate. Afterwards, I only ejaculated a little semen,and it was now sticking to my boxers, and my boner wouldn't go back into the boxers. So, I kept it out of my left boxer leg for the rest of the day, and every other day. Hopefully, this trend will be well-known, and I'll call it "side-dick". User was banned for this post. haha wtf | ||
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JimmyJRaynor
Canada17682 Posts
i had an idiot gym teacher pretty similar to the gym teacher beavis and butthead had in their cartoon show. We'lll call him "Mr. Mac". in my gym class is "KW", a very skinny, pale-faced, physically weak, nervous male. he had the highest academic average in our school. Mr. Mac hates KW on principle. `Skipper` Foster was 16 years old.. 2 years older than the rest of the gym class and in grade 9. He was the largest and strongest guy in our gym class by far. `Skipper` was his informal name because he routinely skipped classes. At the end of the school year we had 6 weeks of wrestling classes. By the end of the year Mr. Mac., the gym teacher, had clearly communicated his total hatred for KW and everything he stood for. It is the last day of classes before final exams begin Its the final wrestling class and so he says we're to gather around in a circle and he'll call out a name.. that person stands in the middle of the circle and then when he calls out a 2nd name the 2 guys wrestle. This informal wrestling session is uneventful until he finally yells FOSTER! and then he sends in 1 guy after another in quick succession because "Skipper" Foster just destroys every guy he faces ... and fast. So then he calls my name i go in.. and in about 30 seconds Foster has me down and out .. but Mr. Mac quickly calls out another name so i'm free to leave... this time he calls out KW! Unlike everyone else who "wrestled" with Foster.. no new name is ever called out. Foster absolutely fucking destroys KW giving him a beating you would not give your worst enemy.. all the while Mr. Mac has a giant ear-to-ear grin on his face. | ||
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On March 26 2013 20:10 Psychobabas wrote: So the teacher can have a better look at her of course. you mean them right? :D | ||
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Howie_Dewitt
United States1416 Posts
1) The first thing that happened was when she just put her head on my lap without telling me why and started giggling. She laid like this for 10 mins until she fell asleep on my lap. I got a boner right under the back of her head and she didn't notice due to her lack of consciousness, but the teacher saw her asleep. The teacher motioned for me to wake her up (boner still going, FML) so I tapped her shoulder. Not my best plan, but I was panicking. She woke up, and instantly she felt it turned her head around. She got up super fast and hit her head on the bottom of the table. It made a huge bang, and everyone saw her wincing with her head near my lap. She silently went to work, and we didn't talk for the rest of the day. 2)This was an honors junior level class, and I do math competitions on city level so I was always on top of the class stuff + Show Spoiler + ccmlmath.org/stats.php individual leaders for algebra II, 19th place division b so far :D | ||
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sa8tyr
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He was there as a trainee still in college learning how to become a teacher. The guy had to be the wormiest kid I had ever seen. He had a bowl cut (hair) just like on Dumb and Dumber. To make matters worse for him, his last name was Pew. When he first introduced himself I misheard him and thought that he said his name was Mr. Pewb (as in pubic hair). I immediately broke out into hysterics. The next day I just started calling him Mr. Pewb. The class would erupt in laughter every time I said it out loud. I have the best poker face so I just played dumb every time he tried to correct me appearing to be polite. “It’s Mr. Pew” He’d say. “That’s what I said, Pewb” I say with confusion on my face, then return to saying Pewb in the same sentence. At one point I’d pretend that I had a hair in my mouth after he’d attempt to correct me just to pour it on heavier causing everyone even the real teacher to bust up laughing. Eventually we dropped the mister all together and just called him Pewb. It was especially perfect when you were upset at him for assigning homework. "No Pewb!" I just held my poker face as Mr. Pewb was red with anger | ||
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jakeshortenn
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xM(Z
Romania5299 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28853 Posts
I however, did, and had a field day, cuz I loved being a clown. The embarrassing part was standing in a circle with like 10 different older, cooler guys, a crowd where I wasn't fully, but kinda included, and then the dildo randomly falling out of my pocket (not intentionally). They laughed a whole lot- they hadn't attended the LAN party and to them it presumably looked like it was my dildo and that I had brought it with me from home. Highlight was having some presentation, no idea what it was about, but it was me and two girls, and coincidentally there was a substitute teacher that day. Before walking up to stand in front of the class, I put the dildo in my zipper-hole in pants and fastened it so it basically looked like I was totally flaunting a giant erection. When we're about to start, girl next to me (named Helene) notices the penis and starts laughing, and is unable to really finish her initial sentence about what we're going to present. I calmly ask 'what's the problem Helene?' and she is still laughing and pointing at my dildodick, then she kinda lashes out with her hand, making the dildo fall out of my zipper unto the ground. I instantly yell out in pain, crawl into fetal position and scream 'SHE PUNCHED MY FUCKING DICK OFF'. | ||
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