Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 44

apalemorning

Canada509 Posts

February 15 2011 15:35 GMT

#861

On February 14 2011 16:56 jester- wrote:
I recall having a party at my house and a bunch of my younger sisters friends showed up. I got pretty wasted and was laying on a round chair type thing in my backyard when one of them came outside. She laid on top of me and was obviously horny as hell, started rubbing my junk, etc. Shit was going good, she was talking dirty and I was about ready to get down to business and she says:

Her: "Hmmhmm, have you ever tasted your own cum?"

Me: "Um no WTF"

Her: "...Would you?"

Me: "Hell fucking no I wouldn't"

*I get the fuck outta there*

sounds like fun to me dude.

MrBob

93 Posts

February 16 2011 21:05 GMT

#862

Watched this in bio class. Was amazed at how the narrator could keep a straight face during it.

Grease

United States138 Posts

February 16 2011 21:18 GMT

#863

Hmmm mooning my 7th grade math teacher who was muslim and have her smile at me after telling me to pull my pants up.. Needless to say she went to jail the following year for allowing her husband to beat their kids and putting them in the closet

GreEny K

Germany7312 Posts

February 16 2011 21:26 GMT

#864

hmmmm got one.

In 9th grade I was dating this girl and during math class she was bent over a desk picking up her purse. A friend winked at me and nodded toward her, so I lean over and slap her ass... The teacher decided that this was a good time to look up and saw me. He sends me to the principals office and I get a whole lecture about sexual harassment, and half way through it that bitch of a principal drops this line "I don't know how you do things in your country but we don't do that here in America"... I was shocked that she said this, and I guess she could tell by the look on my face. I told her that it was my girlfriend anyway and that I found it appalling that she would say something like that to me. She realized that I could have screwed her if I told anyone about it and she let me go without any punishment.

GreEny K

Germany7312 Posts

February 16 2011 22:46 GMT

#865

On February 14 2011 15:04 Rainmaker5 wrote:
Ah, I have a couple.

I was a freshman in college and was cajoled into playing a game of ultimate frisbee by one of my friends. Now when I arrived at the field I realized that everyone was stripping and it was going to be a game of naked frisbee. My friend was an attractive young woman so against my better instincts I decided to strip down. Now I managed to keep my business in check(mostly due to the weather, it was night and fucking cold), but in the aftermath of all of this we end up running into a large handicapped stall and taking a group shower.

In the middle of having my hair shampoo'd by some random person we get a call that CSO's are coming and everyone books it down the halls and back to their rooms. Now I had left my ID in my room and was locked out and was dripping wet and half blind from the soap. I saw a door open in the hall, ran inside, and slammed in shut behind me. Needless to say the two girls inside were a bit confused by what was going on, but were very accommodating and gave me a towel to dry myself off and cover myself.

I never found my clothes. But, the breasts were well worth the trade.

You're lucky it wasn't football.

Tony Campolo

New Zealand364 Posts

February 16 2011 23:46 GMT

#866

Mr Wheaties:

+ Show Spoiler +

On February 14 2011 18:12 amd098 wrote:
this was high school in 2001/2002, US

we had the most kickass C++ teacher ever, he was super chill

only thing he hated, was software piracy, and gaming on the school lan, and he knew we all did both

his C++ lectures were extremely boring and people would play quake over lan

we had a great an hilarious guy called Saul (name changed)

Saul would do the most random things in class, he sat next to me as it was assigned seating
he was not stupid, he was actually very smart but just wanted to have fun
in the days of dialup, a t3 line of high school was amazing, and lan gaming was the win

One day Saul brings in his speakers one day to class
in the middle of a very though provoking lecture on function calls, the class is silent and Saul randomly decides to turn his speakers from silent to MAX, and blares us with the great music of quake and people getting fragged

another time, the teacher asks a question no one knows the answer to
Saul gets up and says 'mr wheaties (name changed) I love you'
mr wheaties responds with 'Saul, your love is misdirected.'

Saul ends up loosing his computer access after being caught playing too many games and sits at the printer
Saul amuses himself by making paper airplanes and throwing them across the room
mr wheaties gets annoyed and sends Saul next door, to the remedial math class
Saul protests "but mr wheaties, they are doing FRACTION!" and mr wheaties says 'ok Saul, you can stay, no one deserves that"

a semester later... Saul is no longer in our class sadly

but the antics continue

we are supposed to get a lecture about case structure or something, instead of using if/then statements (i dunno that stuff, im a molecular biologist)
mr wheaties starts, its the last class of the day and a boring lecture to boot
my friend ajax (name also changed) says 'hey mr wheaties, what did you do in the navy'
lecture changes into him in the navy and intercepting ships
bell rings and he realizes he got suckered, he goes 'oh shit. well played ajax, well played' as we all leave school for the day

mr wheaties is giving a very boring lecture and i brought my gameboy advance to school, and played castlevania
i was so into the game i had no idea the class was silent and mr wheaties is right behind me watching me play castlevania
he says 'bill, what are you doing'
shocked, i said 'playing gameboy'
he replies 'i wasnt aware its part of this course'
i have no response and he goes away and goes on with the lecture and leaves me to play gba

another lecture goes on and he's going on and on and on about who knows what
he looks around and sees NO one paying attention to him
im playin gba, others are playing games on the net, or quake on the lan, or checkin their email
mr wheaties goes 'NOW IM PISSED!' and kicks a chair across the room which breaks a leg
we all stop and stare at him
Danny (name changed) goes and stands up and says 'mr wheaties, would you like a hug'
whole class bursts out laughing and so does mr wheaties

another time all of a sudden the class changed from disorganized assignments to new worksheets with intelligent program designs such as doing the fibonacci sequence an that
we were all stumped, my bro ajax however googles it, and finds that mr wheaties has been stealing this stuff from a university
the university however also posted the FULL solutions and source code, so we would just change the names of the variables and hand it in
a few weeks later we get an assignment and nearly the whole class finishes it within 10 minutes of him giving it to us
mr wheaties isnt stupid, he knows something is up
my friend ajax owns up and says 'mr wheaties, we all know you were plagiarizing the university of [i dont recall]'
mr wheaties responds, 'well ajax... you're right, i cant do anything to you all for taking their work when i was doing the same'

last story of the class
we had to make a program for a marine biology case study, and it was semester long group work
mr wheaties made the groups, the smart kids got 1 group, the average ones in the other, and the duds (like danny, ajax and me) in the other
my friend ajax however goes and googles our case study... and finds the teachers manual.
he sends it to the laser printer, and mr wheaties walks right up to the printer as he sees 200 pages spitting out.
ajax poops his pants and mr wheaties flips thru the papers and looks and say 'well looks like someones getting their worth of the $3 computer lab fee' and walks off, not even looking at what was printed!

so now we have an advantage. the teachers manual tells us what to explain along with the solution, it was GG as the groups were in competition

mr wheaties asks a question about the first section of the case study, and no one wants to answer it cuz its damn hard
so we send danny up with the teachers manual in hand, danny being the joker of the class
everyone things its going to be something stupid, but danny gets up and explains the code and situation PERFECTLY

whole class is shocked as danny sits down. we began a rivalry with the smart group and thanks to our advantage, we never got anything wrong
which was honestly hilarious as we would play the average students in quake on lan while we were supposed to do group work
mr wheaties had no idea, but man was one hell of a teacher, not that i learned a thing of c++ or programming, but how to be a man

Fuuuck how come I never had cool stories like this to share - LOL.

reptile

United States210 Posts

February 17 2011 00:45 GMT

#867

There was a tough girl in my middle school 6th grade class, who hated being called names. Not thinking, I set up one of the nice sweet kids in my class, and tell him to call her a bitch. I guess he wasn't expecting much of a response, because after he said it, she slammed him across the face, and he immediatly broke out in tears. I felt terrible -_-

Brinny-Chan

United Kingdom14 Posts

February 17 2011 01:02 GMT

#868

That odd moment in my final year of school when i hear that a guy in my year had decided to shove a marker pen up the arse of another guy in my year...
And then he got excluded for a couple of weeks...
That was.... odd...

UberSquirrel

Netherlands22 Posts

February 17 2011 01:09 GMT

#869

When I was about 12 years old, after gaming in the afternoon at one of my friend's places with three of my classmates (all guys), we all hung around for a sleepover. They had all done that a few times beforehand, and I was sort of new at it.
Turns out, they usually watched porn and masturbates all at the same time in their respective bedrolls. I was really weirded out, especially since I hadn't masturbated at all at that time. Naturally, that was a really awkward night for me as I was the only one not wacking off at the porn and those guys all went for it multiple times (I think 2 or 3 times lol).

MightyMike

Denmark29 Posts

February 17 2011 01:24 GMT

#870

Ok, so this didn't happen to me, but I witnessed it and it still warms my heart to this very day..

T'was in my final years of high school, I guess I was 17-18 years old. Me and some friends had taken Social Sciences as elective courses, which was kind of dull, only good thing about it was the hot chicks. We didn't really know the other people there, we were just this tiny clique of five guys trying to hide from the teacher by sitting in the rear, trying get by without working too much.. which worked sometimes, sometimes it failed horribly :p

This one day we had to deliver individual powerpoint presentations, which was kind of a big deal and we were all kind of nervous about it, especially because of all the hot chicks we didn't know.. I had already delivered my presentation, so I was just chilling. A friend of mine, Mr. U, had just finished his presentation and it crashed and burnt, so the teacher scolded him for his bad performance.

The next presentation was to be made by Mr. S, also from our clique. He was the typical jock-type, known to be a proficient ballplayer and not afraid to brag about it either - he would brag about anything, really. People who didn't know him very well would view him as the most chill, cool and secure guy on earth, while we had him figured as quite insecure - the reason for all his bragging, really.

Anyhow, he was to deliver his presentation.. As he began to walk up to the PC and plug in the USB containing his powerpoint, he looked at Mr. U and said "Now you watch how this shit is done", winking arrogantly.

... he plugs in the drive. "Open to show files". The PC was set to show files as thumbnails.

And then the entire class got to see his exquisite porn collection. A bunch of people, lots of hotties we hardly knew. In the top left corner of the folder was one .ppt file, everything else - porn!

Seconds of silence. People trying to hide their amusement.
Then our teacher just burst into laughter. Having had someone take the lead, the classroom exploded. Minutes of epic lulz ensued, the teacher completely abandoning control and just giggling like mad..
Mr. S is up there, trying to go with it and spin some jokes off of it to save himself the embarrassment, but no one could hear him over the laughter. After some time, the laughter died out and he began his presentation.

It was the best presentation ever. Nothing he said could be taken seriously, everything seemed like a parallel to porn in one way or another; "Taxes have gone up.." -> "Not the only thing that has gone up lolololol" and so forth. Basically, every second minute something would be recognized as a vague parallel to porn, the person who recognized it would giggle, everyone else would catch the reference and the classroom would explode into laughter again. I remember my teacher in tears at some point.. from lulz ofc..

Mr. S was sometimes called Mr. USB after that, whenever we felt like putting a lid on the bragging :p

Yes, true story.

Ed.: We never found out why he hadn't moved his stash to his hard drive, or used a clean USB for his presentation. I don't remember his own explanation either..

ghrur

United States3786 Posts

February 17 2011 01:33 GMT

#871

There's this class at my high school we call ~~hell~~ APUSH. It's useless, it's tedious, it's boring, and we do nothing in the class. To entertain ourselves, my friend and I like to make up ridiculous games, or play games. One of them happens to be crossing out starcraft terms on quizzes (short answer, every single day, completely useless, all for free points) to make jokes. Well, on the first day that I do this, my teacher reads the quiz, sees this, and marks "Do I need to tell your parents about your starcraft addiction?" I'm like, LOL! Because the funniest thing is, she understands our starcraft references! She saw another friend and I playing starcraft on the last day and recognized it, even the races.

Another time, my friend and I decide to speak in Haiku the whole class. To counter this, our teacher actually goes, "It seems ghrur and william (name changed) need more creative outlets because Starcraft just isn't doing it for them." We stare at each other, and burst out laughing. God, she owns us so hard but it's hilarious. XD what an epic teacher.

UFO

582 Posts

February 17 2011 01:34 GMT

#872

Well... this story really sucks...

When I was 15 years old we had a 3 days school trip. There was a girl in my class with whom I was totally in love. She ended up having her room on the same floor as mine.

On the second day someone knocks on the door to my room when I`m all alone. I open and ... it is HER... and she tries to hug my while saying "I love you" - my response is "don`t touch me" as I take her hands off me. It sounded cold. She walked away very quickly.

WHY DID I DO THAT !?!??! Well... I was an outsider, I had a pretty low self-esteem.. and she was the hottest chick in my class so i was 100 % sure it was a joke ... or some way to embarass me, I just thought it was completely impossible that she would mean it.

I didn`t realize that it W A S N`T a fucking joke until like a few months later ... indeed it wasn`t a fucking joke ... she meant it.

Fuck. To this day (4 years later) I can`t get over this. I mean ... its like you found 100 000 000 $ on the street and threw it away because you thought it was fake, except that I valued her infinitely more than any amount of money.

...

elmizzt

United States3309 Posts

February 17 2011 01:42 GMT

#873

On February 17 2011 10:34 UFO wrote:
Well... this story really sucks...

When I was 15 years old we had a 3 days school trip. There was a girl in my class with whom I was totally in love. She ended up having her room on the same floor as mine.

On the second day someone knocks on the door to my room when I`m all alone. I open and ... it is HER... and she tries to hug my while saying "I love you" - my response is "don`t touch me" as I take her hands off me. It sounded cold. She walked away very quickly.

WHY DID I DO THAT !?!??! Well... I was an outsider, I had a pretty low self-esteem.. and she was the hottest chick in my class so i was 100 % sure it was a joke ... or some way to embarass me, I just thought it was completely impossible that she would mean it.

I didn`t realize that it W A S N`T a fucking joke until like a few months later ... indeed it wasn`t a fucking joke ... she meant it.

Fuck. To this day (4 years later) I can`t get over this. I mean ... its like you found 100 000 000 $ on the street and threw it away because you thought it was fake, except that I valued her infinitely more than any amount of money.

...

Dude, that is seriously heart-rending.

/hugggggg

MightyMike

Denmark29 Posts

February 17 2011 01:48 GMT

#874

omg, thats the stuff of nightmares!
Did you ever get to explain to her why you did as you did? Is there no happy ending? </3

wwiv

Singapore182 Posts

February 17 2011 02:07 GMT

#875

went from an all-boys catholic school to a shitty neighborhood high school cause i stayed really nearby

one day the two friends crashing at my place invite me to "watch something awesome" at the carpark nearby, i thought they were (i was 14) gonna race cars or something so why not. when we reach there... i see a riot... tattoo-ed dudes, school dropouts, beer, cigarettes about 30 of them and 1 or 2 awkward girlfriends, wow, no cars but still looks like it was gonna be a pretty good show

the next moment, the class jackass, "A" appears with another classmate "C", and my two friends smile at me and say "we are gonna beat the crap out of him", o'rly?? with 30 pple?

suddenly this huge fat dude comes forward and says in hokkien "we will settle this feud by fighting until i finish smoking", at this point i was really annoyed, i really hated cigarette smoking, my two friends had tricked me into participating in a gang riot and well, did i mention i hated smoke smell?? so i blurt out "why don't you take a crap on one of the cars, might take the same amount of time and it saves you a cigarette"

the next day three people appeared in class with bruises all over lol

Roeder

Denmark735 Posts

February 17 2011 02:26 GMT

#876

My sportscollege and I were at a skiing trip (spell?), and our house decided to play strip poker.
The loser had to head out in -18 degrees, naked and do some gymnastics we've learned.
And of course it was me. So I had to march out there - in front of the girls cabin and do this.
After 2 minutes of me knee-deep in the snow, I could head back in.

Proudly rewarded with the flu and high fever the rest of the trip.
Never found skiing fun anyway.

StuBob

United States373 Posts

February 17 2011 05:59 GMT

#877

On February 17 2011 10:24 MightyMike wrote:
Ok, so this didn't happen to me, but I witnessed it and it still warms my heart to this very day..

T'was in my final years of high school, I guess I was 17-18 years old. Me and some friends had taken Social Sciences as elective courses, which was kind of dull, only good thing about it was the hot chicks. We didn't really know the other people there, we were just this tiny clique of five guys trying to hide from the teacher by sitting in the rear, trying get by without working too much.. which worked sometimes, sometimes it failed horribly :p

This one day we had to deliver individual powerpoint presentations, which was kind of a big deal and we were all kind of nervous about it, especially because of all the hot chicks we didn't know.. I had already delivered my presentation, so I was just chilling. A friend of mine, Mr. U, had just finished his presentation and it crashed and burnt, so the teacher scolded him for his bad performance.

The next presentation was to be made by Mr. S, also from our clique. He was the typical jock-type, known to be a proficient ballplayer and not afraid to brag about it either - he would brag about anything, really. People who didn't know him very well would view him as the most chill, cool and secure guy on earth, while we had him figured as quite insecure - the reason for all his bragging, really.

Anyhow, he was to deliver his presentation.. As he began to walk up to the PC and plug in the USB containing his powerpoint, he looked at Mr. U and said "Now you watch how this shit is done", winking arrogantly.

... he plugs in the drive. "Open to show files". The PC was set to show files as thumbnails.

And then the entire class got to see his exquisite porn collection. A bunch of people, lots of hotties we hardly knew. In the top left corner of the folder was one .ppt file, everything else - porn!

Seconds of silence. People trying to hide their amusement.
Then our teacher just burst into laughter. Having had someone take the lead, the classroom exploded. Minutes of epic lulz ensued, the teacher completely abandoning control and just giggling like mad..
Mr. S is up there, trying to go with it and spin some jokes off of it to save himself the embarrassment, but no one could hear him over the laughter. After some time, the laughter died out and he began his presentation.

It was the best presentation ever. Nothing he said could be taken seriously, everything seemed like a parallel to porn in one way or another; "Taxes have gone up.." -> "Not the only thing that has gone up lolololol" and so forth. Basically, every second minute something would be recognized as a vague parallel to porn, the person who recognized it would giggle, everyone else would catch the reference and the classroom would explode into laughter again. I remember my teacher in tears at some point.. from lulz ofc..

Mr. S was sometimes called Mr. USB after that, whenever we felt like putting a lid on the bragging :p

Yes, true story.

Ed.: We never found out why he hadn't moved his stash to his hard drive, or used a clean USB for his presentation. I don't remember his own explanation either..

I kind of have a story like this...

every Monday we had a lecture and one Monday the one teacher ms.smith is using mr.man's computer and she was showing us all how to import a picture into Photoshop (witch we all knew how to do) so she DL's a picture and goes to find where is was saved and... porn thumbnails everywhere in the download folder of mr.man's SCHOOL laptop. He resigned the next day...

Gnial

Canada907 Posts

February 17 2011 11:32 GMT

#878

Story 1:

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A high school classmate of mine was known for doing pretty crazy things like riding his bike off a 6 foot drop, or jumping off a 1 story building. One day we were hanging around in the science lab which had cabinets installed into the walls. We bet him that he couldn't fit into the cabinet, and low and behold - he could. However, when he entered the cabinet we took a piece of wood and put it through the handles so that he couldn't escape.

15 minutes later class started in that room and he was still in the cabinet. He took attendance and when they called Andrew's name, we told him that he had gone to the nurse. Andrew didn't make any really loud noises - rather, he would say things like, "hey guys, I'm ready to come out now", "come on guys, I don't want to get in trouble", "guys, come on". As class went on we kept trying to stifle our laughter - but our teacher noticed that something was up. Finally, after about 20 minutes he asks the class, "ok guys, whats so funny?". My classmate, fed up with being locked in the cabinet, used this opportunity to begin banging and wailing away at the cabinet door. I still have the image ingrained in my memory of the shock and enlightenment on my professor's face as he stared at the cabinet with the doors vigorously shaking against the piece of wood.

The teacher went over, pulled the stick out, and immediately out tumbled Andrew - sweaty and disheveled.

Story 2 (my favorite):

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We had a Spanish teacher in grade 11 that everyone hated - she was a miserable woman filling in for another teacher on maternity leave.

We decided to prank her - on presentation day. I went to a private school where everyone wore identical uniforms, and given how bad this teacher was, we reckoned she wouldn't notice if someone from a different school sat in on the class. This fellow - who was a stranger to me - donned my friend's uniform and joined us in class, sitting at the back. We spent most of the class doing our presentations, and the whole time he just sat at the back throwing shit around the classroom and swearing. The teacher was visibly peeved at the guy, but she didn't do anything about it.

Finally, after the last presentation she goes: "Are there any more presentations?"
*The random guy stands up.
Random guy: "I have a presentation... I call it dance for the sexy teacher."

He started unbuttoning his shirt while thrusting his hips - in pure stripper fashion - while moving towards our teacher. She literally froze, mouth gaping open. He got closer and closer, until his shirt was totally unbuttoned. Thats when she snapped out of it, and starting screaming "Get out of here! Get out of here!!!". As he started unbuttoning his pants she pushed him out of the classroom.

The first thing he did upon leaving the classroom is book it down the hallway in a full sprint. One of the other Spanish teachers had heard the commotion coming from our classroom and poked his head into the hallway. He saw this guy sprinting down the hallway full speed and proceeded to rugby tackle him into the lockers, and pin him to the ground.

I have never laughed so hard for so long in my entire life.

The other Spanish teacher proceeded to bring him up to the principal's office where they sat him down and interrogated him with questions about whom he knew in the school, what his name was, where he was from, etc. He didn't give them anything. Unfortunately for him, in a school where everyone wears the same uniform all clothing gets labeled to prevent mixing it up with your classmates - and the clothes he was wearing was no exception. They identified my classmate (the orchestrator of the prank - whom had lent the guy his clothes) from his shirt label and as punishment they had to volunteer at a charity food drive for the ENTIRE Christmas break or else both of them would have been expelled and possibly charged.

Sidenote: The teacher was 7 or 8 months pregnant at the time of the prank and proceeded to sue the school for the shock and trauma from the experience, as well as seeking additional damages in the event that she had a miscarriage (which she didn't).

DarkRise

1644 Posts

February 17 2011 11:43 GMT

#879

Well in my high school, a couple was caught having sex in a car during a fire alarm drill
The bad thing is that their names was broadcasted after the fire alarm (we don't know what they did yet) but the day after it happen rumors (well its the truth) spread and everyone knows

Oozo

Finland432 Posts

February 17 2011 12:13 GMT

#880

This story is about my high school, which we had 2 computer rooms that students can use after school for 4 hours. Basically every class has their gang of gamers and we would organize tourneys for Duke Nukem 3D and Warcraft 2.

We had 6 students selected by teachers of computer classes as representative to supervise the after school usage, I was one of them. Every time we used computer room, there was TV showing MTV channel and it had VHS player plugged also. For some reason one of my friends recorded this porn on VHS and brought it to the school.

After this friend was declined by other classes representative to put the VHS on to player and came to me. My first thoughts were "AMAZING!" (slight pervert I am). Putting video on the player and starting to play it, closing door also as I did not want anyone who would rat us out to come in. With all my friends we watched that porn cheering and yelling(basically two things I should not allowed anyone to do cause of rules). Also I'm sitting at the back of the class in exactly opposite corner of the TV, cause its the best spot and is reserved for supervisors.

We had this teacher who always walks with coffee cup in hand and is basically most chilled teacher ever. Suddenly opens the door with keys. At this moment my heart stopped and I could see my privileges being vanishing and getting yelled by principal(etc other shit that comes with it).

Then the teacher just walks in front of the class, looking at me and some other students. Had this silent moment where everything seems like years, even if they took one to two seconds, he opened he's mouth: "We had this slight problem with IP:s and some protocols, its now fixed. And if still have any internet problems come to the server room (this super small room with servers and 1 computer on it) and knock the door". After that he just turned and left class. There was this 30 sec silent moment where everyone just stood still and in background we hear "aah aah" sounds from porn... after that passed everyone in the class just burst out cheers and laughs. We all tought we are goners.

After that day has passed, we never putted any videos on in the class after school.

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