EPTI have no idea if she was sending me the best signals ever in the entire world, and I was stupid as fuck, or if she was just being weird.
I moved six months afterward and never saw her again.
Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 42
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Homework
United States283 Posts
I have no idea if she was sending me the best signals ever in the entire world, and I was stupid as fuck, or if she was just being weird. I moved six months afterward and never saw her again. | ||
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Arnstein
Norway3381 Posts
On February 12 2011 15:31 TheKing. wrote: i was called a nigga by some thug. No matter what you think, there is no correct response to that. Just give him a look that says: "you're the most ignorant and stupid human being ever!" Hopefully it makes him think. Probably won't though  | ||
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djcube
United States985 Posts
-My French teacher way back in middle school shot in playboy (no I don't remember her name) -In that French class, we'd occasionally go as a class down to the school library for assignments and my friend and I would leave random "naughty" sites on the screens when class was over. We eventually stopped when the librarian started sending complaints to the teacher. -During the 9th grade in PE, when the whole class (like 100+ people) had to jog around the gymnasium for like the first 10 minutes of class, this black girl came up behind another friend of mine and pulled down his gym shorts, but also pulled down his boxers revealing his junk. This one's a real ball buster and I felt pretty bad for him after that. It's one of those things if you saw him again in the hall, it's like, "oh, he's the kid whose junk I saw in gym." -When I first entered my university, I had to take some low level English class. The section I was in had a particularly small class size (~10-12 people). I had a cute TA who would occasionally bring in texts for the class to read aloud. Anyway, there was this one guy in our class who just could not read to save his life, but would always volunteer. One day while he's reading, he completely botches up one of the words and you can tell everyone else wants to start laughing, but remains quiet. However, being the helpless douche that I am, I uncontrollably start snickering. Not to mention, I have a terrible habit that once I start laughing and it gets going, I can't stop laughing for like the next 5 minutes. Every word he struggles to speak is torture as he chugs along to the end of the paragraph. Meanwhile, I'm trying to restrain my chuckling as the TA gives me the hardest glare from the front of the classroom. I still feel bad to this day for being an immature twat face and laughing, but damn, that was some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. | ||
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Pleiades
United States472 Posts
In elementary school, there was this one vietnamese girl who had a crush on me. Originally, I did not know, because my sister and her cousins are friends, and the girl told her cousin, cousin told my sister, and my sister told me that "she likes an asian boy in her class." Since there were only two asian boys in the class, me and my best friend, both of us are the same ethnicity, it was either one of us. I didn't seem to care that much, because I never really talked to the girl or thought of her that way before. She did seem cute to me, but I didn't mind if my friend wanted to be her boyfriend. Anyways back at school, my best friend doesn't know anything yet so I was chatting to him about it during recess, not noticing someone was eavesdropping onto the conversation. No, it was not the girl, but the class snitch, the kid that everyone in my class hated. Although everyone hates him and sometimes by best friend's friend, who is a tall white kid one foot taller than me, beats him up for what he possibly deserves, I did pity him to an extent. Later that day, the snitch tells the girl about the conversation and makes fun of her for it, and then runs over to me after school telling me that he told her. Now, I didn't know what to do, I was embarrassed that he knew about it and yet at the same time very angry. Basically, I did nothing but walked away after a few seconds of thinking, and spent the rest of the day mortified thinking about how the girl felt. The next day of school, the snitch is still talking to me about it, but I never reply back to him. Nothing happens until lunch recess. The girl and all her classmate friends all literally pull my shirt and drag me off to the Wall Ball area. The girl starts screaming at me like crazy saying that I joked about her feelings to the class snitch and stuff, which was untrue. Amongst the shouting of her and her friends, I try to defend myself saying what happened. Next thing I noticed, about 30-40 kids are looking at our direction. Then the girl starts pounding me, not hitting or punching, more like sob punches, and starts crying. I get very uneasy and a bit embarrassed, because I have a crying girl right in front of me with more and more people looking. So not knowing what to do, I just reach my arms around her and hug her which made her stopped crying. It was at that time I knew I was the one she had a crush on. --- Fast forward to middle school --- In my middle school, there are only 7th and 8th graders. Since it was my first year, I was still learning the changes from elementary to middle school. The girl that had a crush on me is one of my friends, I don't really know if we were officially were boyfriend and girlfriend, as we only kissed once, and mainly it was just hugging. Whenever I got my face close to hers, she would get all red and she would just stare at me nervously. At first I thought she didn't like it, but she later confessed that she was shy. We did hang around the same clique of asian people, and she was a lot closer to me than most of them at this point. My best friend in elementary school went to a different middle school, so I was bummed about that. Anyways, there was this other asian clique mainly made of of vietnamese guys. They were always messing with me, because I was real skinny and shorter than them. Mostly at lunch they were always trying to trip me so I would drop my food. It wasn't until later that I found out that one of the guys was jealous of me and my closeness to my girlfriend, and the fact that I was going out with a vietnamese girl. In the span of a semester, I had to deal with my nachos being spilled to the ground, getting random stuff thrown at my food for awhile from them. One of my most embarrassing moments was when they threw fresh lunch garbage at me in front of my girlfriend. A few months later, while walking to PE, the seagulls around the school gives me a nice white present on my left sleeve of my jacket. Just as it drops to my jacket, the same group of punks seem to witness this and start pointing fingers and laughing at me. I'm basically up to my breaking point, so I run towards them and start wailing my left arm around at their faces. I successfully get 3 guys marked by bird shit. Although, by this time their other friends notices this and start beating me up. As they beat me up, the comments made by them finally reveals who was the guy that was jealous of me, and it was one of the guys who I got in the face. Although it was embarrassing getting beat up in front of many people, I thought it was worth it. After this incident, I basically avoided them and never really had any other issues until the end of the 8th grade. They tried to spread a rumor about me, but never really stuck on. --- High school --- Well, before High school started, during the Summer break, I learned that my girlfriend was moving away which broke my heart, because she was basically my only friend left from elementary. On the plus side though, many of my cousins who went to a different middle school is now coming to the same high school as me. So first day of high school was really neat, up until my English class. Guess what, the guy that was jealous of me in middle school was in the same class, saw my name on the roll list and seating chart (damn assigned seating), and tried to sabotage my seat. However, little did he know, one of my cousins is also in the same class and he sees what that guy is doing. So my cousin gets up and goes to the door waiting for me to enter the class and he tells me some guy is trying to mess with me. As I enter the room staring at the same guy my cousin is pointing to, I realize it's him from middle school. As I walk by closer and closer, his face looks horrified when he realizes who I am. Now that I hit puberty during the break, I had grown 9-10 inches, and I am taller and more muscular than him now. With most of the class watching his reactions, he decides to leave me alone and he never did come close to me ever again in high school, especially now that I had my cousins to back me up. I know most of this isn't that weird or perverted, I'm saving that for later >  when me and my cousins did random stuff in high school. | ||
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solidbebe
Netherlands4921 Posts
Luckily this isn't America so a week later everything was forgotten and I don't have a reputation for it at all. | ||
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Cain0
United Kingdom608 Posts
On September 25 2008 15:33 Phrogs! wrote: For me it's when my PE teacher was descovered as a pedophile and sent to jail. + Show Spoiler + Srsly. Wow, that is a bit strange. | ||
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
I do remember reading one on FML though, where a kid who was wearing sweatpants in class got a boner. The teacher thought he was using his cell phone, and grabbed it. Yeah... | ||
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Drteeth
Great Britain415 Posts
After a few seconds she looked me straight in the eye and looked really really sorry. Her next words followed me in my career for about 5 or 6 years.... "So sorry I thought you were a customer, they can't touch me down there"...... So for years everyone called me a prossie stalker lol | ||
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e4e5nf3
Canada599 Posts
Well having hit puberty I suddenly notice something highly erotic that I never paid attention to before. When the girls were bending down to sweep the floor I noticed I could see down their shirts and get a full view of their bra encased boobs. I guess they hadn't learned about keeping modesty or the fact that boys were really perverted at that age because they continued to bend over like that all year, even after they spotted me staring at them. And at their age some of their bras didnt act like bras, the bra cups didnt hug their breasts completely the way some camisoles dont, so at times you could actually see DOWN the bras and see actual full titty with nipple. I even got to see the breastt of the cutest girl in the class one time. Goddam that was good jerk off material for me for at least 2 years. Alas, it wasnt long before the girls learned to hold their hands over the top of their shirts when bending down. And they learned that just as their bodies were starting to, um, ripen. Lol. | ||
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Black[CAT]
Malaysia2589 Posts
When i was still in kindergarden, a girl, who happens to be my neighbour and my classmate asks me to go to toilet with her. So off i went with her, in the cubicle, seeing her peeing and I asked, why you dont have a 'long' thing but just flat surface down there? She said dunno then we came out from the toilet and a teacher was outside and saw us came out. She(the teacher) asked me, why did i go in the girls toilet? I dont remember what I answered >.< | ||
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iGrok
United States5142 Posts
I'm freaking out, like oh, shit. No one knew about our relationship yet. I don't really have time to think about what to do, so I whisper to my gf that she should pretend like I'm not there and see whats up. She smiles and rips open the shower curtain. My hands go to cover my junk, and my gf steps out of the shower and starts making out with her best friend. At which point I realize her best friend is naked as well. I had a lot of fun that weekend. Turns out they'd been experimenting for two months. I deSTROYed her innocence lol. I'll post some more stories later probably | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
On February 09 2011 01:38 jester- wrote: ...Probably 12-15 nerds all standing together with boners in woodshop. *reads up to there in a calm manner* *for some reason bursts out with laughter when this sentence is complete* Bravo sir. I think I might have repressed everything... I can't remember anything right now. o.o | ||
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stalking.d00m
213 Posts
At which he tore the answer sheet in pieces in front of her and threw it on her face. Yep, on her Face! After an awkward silence our teacher barged out of class to call Principal and amazingly Mr. P was given a simple warning to behave and that was it! 2- Mr. M in my class has enmity with Mr. A, a newcomer. One day they were arguing and Mr. M called Mr. A a dickless freak on which, Mr.A grabbed Mr. M by arms and took him to toilet and showed him that he indeed has it. Everyone was indeed WTFed by it and they somehow become friends after it. Not sure if they were gay. | ||
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Ulfsark
United States958 Posts
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Kinky
United States4126 Posts
Turns out the shorts that I was wearing that day were like 3 sizes too big. My mom got them for me and it was my first day wearing them. So for the whole round of soccer, I had to run around trying to play soccer while holding up my shorts so they wouldn't fall down. What made it worse was that we both sucked at soccer so the round took FOREVER. After it was over the teacher said "maybe next time you can find shorts that actually fit". God that was humiliating. | ||
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eu.exodus
South Africa1186 Posts
needless to say, being busted on the field by principal and numerous complaints, we were made to go to the woodwork teachers class and sign in for every sub period we had and we were monitered. The teacher who taught woodwork was a mean motherfucker. Though going bald could (i shit you not) could quite easily pick someone up by their shit and hold them up off the ground while he in a banshee army general like way would scream shit at you if you so much as dropped a pencil without his permission. In other words, he didnt fuck around. Anyway, we were sitting in his class while he taught some 8th graders. Obviously not making a sound. When he was called over the intercom to sort out some guys who were caught fighting. So we took the oppotunity to fuck about. It was then that we discovered the flamability of super fine saw dust. We took a handful, and blew the dust through the flame of a lighter and watched the cloud of fire errupt. This got all a bit out of hand, we had too much time and no supervision. So what happened was, my friend accidentally set this little black girls afro on fire. I jumped up to the sound of crackling hair and a screaming little girl. I (a white guy) started hitting the girl on the head to put the flames out and at that moment the teacher came back to me beating a girl on the head while she screamed bloody murder. In a country that is famous for racism. It did not go well. | ||
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Ciryandor
United States3735 Posts
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
Anyway, we came back from the lab and he was just asking some questions. He asked something about an dependent variable or something. Except he kind of stumbled on his words and no one really knew what he said the first time. Our class just stared at him for a straight minute. After that minute he just fucking lost it. He slams his fists on his desk and starts screaming: Wake the hell up! This isn't kindegarden; we aren't taking a nap time. He started lecturing about other things such as "the real world" and stuff for a good 30 seconds. After he looked at us expecting an answer. Well the kid who he lost his voice over answered. The teacher hated this guy. Well the kid gave the wrong answer and it was something not even close to the correct answer; I can't blame him because we didn't even understand what he asked the first time. And we are all stricken with fear. The teacher looked at the kid with a death stare, and his face was as red as the devil's dick. He gave a good 1 second of pure staring, then he paced to the right (from my perspective), stopped, did a 180 degree turn, charged a cabinet, and just headbutted the fuck out of it. No shit, he headbutted a cabinet because someone answered a question wrong. Well he repeated the question coherently and someone answered correctly, and we continued class as if he didn't just headbutt the fuck out of cabinet. + Show Spoiler + Regardless, he was the best teacher I had yet. | ||
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Lorken
New Zealand804 Posts
Not the best story, but it's all I got EDIT: never hit on a chick again after that (if that counts as hitting on her) | ||
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GQz
Australia168 Posts
EDIT: oh I suppose this counts too: Once in 4th grade in the playground some kid comes up to us and shows us his junk. We all laugh our heads off because all he said was "Gimme money?" in some hilarious asian accent. We all got in deep shit and the cops got involved because apparently someone had tricked the kid into showing us his junk by promising him money and the kid didn't know any better (to be honest, neither did we). Guess that counts as perverted lol. | ||
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