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not much for me ... but I accidently had sound on speakers during a class I was T.A. for (I get to use the comp whenever the heck I want thar at that time)...
and well. . . the random song my song player played out loud for the rest of the class was um Renai Circulation (by Kana Hanazawa) (For those that know/watch anime: One of Bakemonogatari's Opening songs..) pretty. damn. loud.
I don't like...hate the song, but I'd kinda rather those songs to be in speaker, and force other people to listen to like.....something more badass >.<
~_~
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In 8th grade I was really innocent, and my spanish teacher made a joke about the spanish verb tenses for puser, puse, pusiste, etc, and I was really confused and said "I dont get it" or something and everyone laughed at me.
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On September 25 2008 16:32 evanthebouncy! wrote: ^ 20 boners straight up now?
OH YEAH today when I tutored matn a girl had a question and I was sitting next to her helping her doing some finding the derivitives by limits problems and I am SURE she purposely tickled my foot w/ her toes lalalala footsies rofl.
Happened to me in college. Girl seated beside me brushed her leg against mine. I paid no attention at first 'coz she was chatting with her guy friend beside her when it happened. Then it lingered, and suddenly did an up and down motion against my knee for like 10sec lol. For some reason i was stupid that day and did not react whatsoever. Needless to say, i must have offended her 'coz she never did it again and didn't even talk to me the rest of the semester.
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When we were in 10th grade on some school skitrip the whole class went drinking the last evening. Since beer is the only thing you can drink when your sixteen most classmates were drinking it. No one really liked the taste of beer though so one of my friends who looked a bit older was able to buy 2 bottles of vodka from a gas station. So with 16 we didn't really know our limits and had the two bottles with 5 guys. The next morning a girl that I kinda liked came into our room to wake us up. Slowly waking up and not really remembering what happened I looked around the room. The first thing I saw was that there was toiletpaper all over our room, at least 3 rolls of it. Next thing I remembered was that someone tried to pee outside the window but kinda missed and that there was still puke all over the bathroom. You can imagine the smell... Last thing I realized was that we were doing bodyslams onto some cake on the bed. Apparently I fell asleep without cleaning it. I had small pieces of cake and cream all over me including my hair lol. The girl just stood there for like a minute with a huge wtf stare and then left giggling. Same night some fat guy from our class was trying to poop and while he sat down the toilet broke lololol :D
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On February 11 2011 08:12 zhurai wrote: not much for me ... but I accidently had sound on speakers during a class I was T.A. for (I get to use the comp whenever the heck I want thar at that time)...
and well. . . the random song my song player played out loud for the rest of the class was um Renai Circulation (by Kana Hanazawa) (For those that know/watch anime: One of Bakemonogatari's Opening songs..) pretty. damn. loud.
I don't like...hate the song, but I'd kinda rather those songs to be in speaker, and force other people to listen to like.....something more badass >.<
~_~ Atleast you didn't play the lucky star OP on full blast. Oh god. That would be terrible.
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Idk if anyone read my post about the over head thing, but our chem. teacher gave our class transparencies to do problems on then put them up for the class to see, well the joksters in the back did this....
+ Show Spoiler +
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I know a guy who performed the firebathero dance all the time during school. We encourage him and get a good laugh out of it.
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On February 11 2011 09:36 Xova wrote:Idk if anyone read my post about the over head thing, but our chem. teacher gave our class transparencies to do problems on then put them up for the class to see, well the joksters in the back did this.... + Show Spoiler +
Lol!!! This is legit
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On February 11 2011 07:15 MangoTango wrote: One time, I got caught masturbating in an airplane bathroom by a stewardess and put a napkin on my dick and then I said "it is what it is."
Wait no, that wasn't me. day9
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In 10th grade English I sat behind literally the hottest girl in my school. One day I had my arms laying on the desk in such a position that my hand was at the end of the desk, and her hair brushed against it, so I started putting my hand there on purpose, which eventually just devolved into me actually like feeling up her hair between my fingers. She never caught me (though looking back on it its certainly possible that people around me saw it, since I wasn't even in the back of the classroom or anything).
Incredibly creepy looking back on it, and I am (pretty sure) I would never do something like that now. Nevertheless, I told a bunch of people about it, and still do simply because I find it hilarious.
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On February 09 2011 06:30 Joementum wrote: Senior Year in High School:
I'm in PE which is a class of about 200 students mixed with all Freshman through Seniors. We were playing volleyball at the time and it was a Monday so the teachers had the nets down to the floor for some reason. Now, normally, we go under the nets because it's the easiest way to go to the locker rooms, but we couldn't this time. We had to go over them. The nets weren't even that tall. I could step over them if I wanted, but that's not how I roll. I jog over to the nets and attempt to jump over the net. My right foot makes it over fine, but then my left foot gets caught in the net and face plant. My foot got caught in the net for a few seconds while a class of 200 students looks on and just laughed at me. My friend, who was right next to me actually dropped to the floor laughing. After about 45 minutes, P.E. is finished and we're heading out of the gym and we have to either walk around the nets or over them again since they put them down for whatever reason... again. You know what I did? That's right. I tried jumping over the damn net. Same god damn thing happened. My friend almost pissed himself laughing that time. Luckily, we were one of the few people left int he locker room and only a few of the guys saw me face plant a second time. One of the jocks that I spoke to occasionally actually felt bad for me the 2nd time and helped me out. Embarrassing... I never tried that again.
In College about a week ago:
I'm in my Macroeconomics class and our Professor told us we had to buy clickers so we could answer her daily quiz questions. Almost everyone came prepared that day except for a few students that decided to leave their clickers on that hard shell plastic packaging that is impossible to rip apart. Instead of opening it up at home, they decided to bring the clickers with them from home brand new. Really smart of them, huh? The professor notices a girl in the front with her clicker still in the package and asks out loud "Does anybody have a knife?" About 30 of the 35 students started muttering "Who the hell would have a knife in school?!" I raise my hand a little late and she doesn't notice, nor does any other student, so instead of just shouting, "I DO! I DO!" I just get up and walk over to the girl having trouble. As I'm walking up to her, I take out my pocket knife and it flings open with the assisted opening mechanism.
The girl looked at me with wide eyes and was just terrified. I don't know what the hell she thought I was going to do to her. I was just trying to help, but apparently, the way I walked up to her and took out my knife scared her half to death. I tried handing her the knife so she could open up the packaging and she just stared at it for a few seconds and then back at me. She still had that "HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT 12" HUNTING KNIFE" look on her face. I take back my knife, open up the shit for her and walk away. Half the class looks at me while I walk to my seat and then someone asks if they can use my knife. Talk about being in an awkward situation. It was only a pocket knife that was 3" long and according to college regulations, we're allowed to carry a pocket knife 3" or less in length anywhere on campus. O_O I'm now the bad guy in the class that everyone thinks will hurt them. I don't think the girl will ever look at me like a regular person ever again.
Paul? Haha small world man, small world. That was some creepy shit.
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On February 11 2011 08:12 zhurai wrote: not much for me ... but I accidently had sound on speakers during a class I was T.A. for (I get to use the comp whenever the heck I want thar at that time)...
and well. . . the random song my song player played out loud for the rest of the class was um Renai Circulation (by Kana Hanazawa) (For those that know/watch anime: One of Bakemonogatari's Opening songs..) pretty. damn. loud.
I don't like...hate the song, but I'd kinda rather those songs to be in speaker, and force other people to listen to like.....something more badass >.<
~_~ I would've high5'd you if I were in your class
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So this happened recently (as in last weekend)
I'm 22, but look older and generally speaking act more mature for my age. I have two brothers, the younger is 9.
I was standing in a food court in disney world next to my youngest brother because my parents were buying food and some decent looking middle aged woman bumped into me "accidently" and grabbed my butt. I initially didn't really pay attention because i was too busy keeping a 9 year old from walking off in disney. She appologizes and then strikes up a conversation with me asking if my brother was actually my kid. After politely informing her that he was my brother unless i had had sex when i was 12 she had the most horrified look on her face and walked away quickly.
Now to make it even worse she was talking to her friend as she was walking away and my mom walked past her and heard everything that happened =.=
Needless to say that was an awkward day.
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i was called a nigga by some thug. No matter what you think, there is no correct response to that.
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User was warned for this post
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On February 11 2011 17:59 MMinji wrote:Show nested quote +On February 09 2011 06:30 Joementum wrote: Senior Year in High School:
I'm in PE which is a class of about 200 students mixed with all Freshman through Seniors. We were playing volleyball at the time and it was a Monday so the teachers had the nets down to the floor for some reason. Now, normally, we go under the nets because it's the easiest way to go to the locker rooms, but we couldn't this time. We had to go over them. The nets weren't even that tall. I could step over them if I wanted, but that's not how I roll. I jog over to the nets and attempt to jump over the net. My right foot makes it over fine, but then my left foot gets caught in the net and face plant. My foot got caught in the net for a few seconds while a class of 200 students looks on and just laughed at me. My friend, who was right next to me actually dropped to the floor laughing. After about 45 minutes, P.E. is finished and we're heading out of the gym and we have to either walk around the nets or over them again since they put them down for whatever reason... again. You know what I did? That's right. I tried jumping over the damn net. Same god damn thing happened. My friend almost pissed himself laughing that time. Luckily, we were one of the few people left int he locker room and only a few of the guys saw me face plant a second time. One of the jocks that I spoke to occasionally actually felt bad for me the 2nd time and helped me out. Embarrassing... I never tried that again.
In College about a week ago:
I'm in my Macroeconomics class and our Professor told us we had to buy clickers so we could answer her daily quiz questions. Almost everyone came prepared that day except for a few students that decided to leave their clickers on that hard shell plastic packaging that is impossible to rip apart. Instead of opening it up at home, they decided to bring the clickers with them from home brand new. Really smart of them, huh? The professor notices a girl in the front with her clicker still in the package and asks out loud "Does anybody have a knife?" About 30 of the 35 students started muttering "Who the hell would have a knife in school?!" I raise my hand a little late and she doesn't notice, nor does any other student, so instead of just shouting, "I DO! I DO!" I just get up and walk over to the girl having trouble. As I'm walking up to her, I take out my pocket knife and it flings open with the assisted opening mechanism.
The girl looked at me with wide eyes and was just terrified. I don't know what the hell she thought I was going to do to her. I was just trying to help, but apparently, the way I walked up to her and took out my knife scared her half to death. I tried handing her the knife so she could open up the packaging and she just stared at it for a few seconds and then back at me. She still had that "HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT 12" HUNTING KNIFE" look on her face. I take back my knife, open up the shit for her and walk away. Half the class looks at me while I walk to my seat and then someone asks if they can use my knife. Talk about being in an awkward situation. It was only a pocket knife that was 3" long and according to college regulations, we're allowed to carry a pocket knife 3" or less in length anywhere on campus. O_O I'm now the bad guy in the class that everyone thinks will hurt them. I don't think the girl will ever look at me like a regular person ever again. Paul? Haha small world man, small world. That was some creepy shit.
LOL That's incredibly funny if true
I wouldn't meet anybody from my school here
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My primary school had a farm with like sheep, ducks, guinea pigs and one shetland pony in it. And cause I love animals I signed up to be a ranger on it, my job included taking Plato, the pony, out on walks and to introduce him to parents and parade him around at special events. One day this fat fucking stupid moron smacks Plato on the ass and yells 'giddyup!' like a dickhead. The horse freaks out, kicks me in the chest and tries to fucking murder the idiot while he screams like a girl. Of course I get all the blame and get sent to the principal with my ribs almost broken to get threatened with expulsion. I was so embarassed but managed to talk my way out of it.
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On February 11 2011 08:19 Newguy wrote: In 8th grade I was really innocent, and my spanish teacher made a joke about the spanish verb tenses for puser, puse, pusiste, etc, and I was really confused and said "I dont get it" or something and everyone laughed at me.
lol nice. Btw the verb is Poner.
Anyway, on a similar topic. In the 4th grade, some girl was so obsessed with me and we were doing group work for english class... it was a table of 4 students... she called me under the table and lo and behold... her "puse" in my face. Of course I was disgusted at that age and told her to chillax and we went on to do group work. : )
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On February 11 2011 08:19 Newguy wrote: In 8th grade I was really innocent, and my spanish teacher made a joke about the spanish verb tenses for puser, puse, pusiste, etc, and I was really confused and said "I dont get it" or something and everyone laughed at me.
Haha we just learned this the other day. Poner FTW.
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IT class, we had some hong kong(I think) exchange students and they were really fucking good at counter strike. Everyone else in class had IDs like ''deathking'' and ''warlord'' and they had IDs such as ''PiNk142'' and ''PuSSycaTs''. Anyway one guy in class got sick of getting killed by the same guy repeatedly (we told the exchange guy where he was yeah screen cheating) so in the middle of class with the teacher in the middle of explaining something he jumps up and yells ''DAMMIT WHO KILLED ME!? WHOSE PINK142!?'' We also had a record for how many times can you jump out of the window and come back into class without the teacher noticing (7). And one muck-up day we had 3-4 rubbish bins filled with bouncy balls thrown around the school. Not my school but another for muck up day the students released 3 pigs into the school with labels 1 and 2 and 4. classic.
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