EPTWeird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 46
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Frozenhelfire
United States420 Posts
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Lennon
United Kingdom2275 Posts
On December 04 2008 04:52 xiaofan wrote: my first dance i talked about starcraft most of the night she blogged about how much of a shitty dancer i was and what a bad time she had At least she mentioned you in her blog. | ||
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Wubbles
United States120 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I never told on her | ||
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jazzbassmatt
United States566 Posts
A few weeks later, I found out he was having sex with one of the 10th grade girls | ||
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Lennon
United Kingdom2275 Posts
On April 03 2011 02:19 jazzbassmatt wrote: my creative writing teacher in highschool, my senior year, who i've known forever, commented on one of my short story drafts that it would "add more tension if the main characters had a bigger age difference". A few weeks later, I found out he was having sex with one of the 10th grade girls Did he do time? | ||
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jazzbassmatt
United States566 Posts
It was around a year ago. He's going through a lawsuit with it right now--I'm not sure what's going to happen. I still meet with him every couple weeks or so to work on writing. And it did turn out to be great advice for the story, so lol | ||
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jazzbassmatt
United States566 Posts
So a few months ago my mom is out of town, and my girlfriend and I are at her house. We watch Toy Story, then fall asleep on the couch. We didn't have sex or anything, we were kissing a little, but nothing more than that. I wake up at like 4:00 in the morning because she says she feels sick. So I grab her some medicine, get back next to her to fall asleep, and she's like "How do you feel about what happened?" I'm like... "uhh...what happened?" Apparently I was full on grinding her and had my hands completely down her shirt, but I don't remember any of it...it was the most action I ever got with her, and I was asleep the whole time | ||
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Almin
United States583 Posts
To this day, I'm madly in love with her. | ||
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Miicr0
Netherlands133 Posts
So on the final repetition in front of all end-year students my group had to show our routine. On one of the tricks I had to do a handstand on top of a stack of 2 people while I would be caught by one of my friends. Unfortunately my friend missed my legs and corrected me by grabbing my pants. Them being jogging shorts he pulled them clean off in one go and there I was upside down and in the middle of the spotlight with my pants in my friends hands... I fall down and land in front of the tower while the restr collides. People were laughing so hard at that and I felt like such a fool. (and ofcourse I just yanked the pants out of the hands of my friend and proceeded to quickly pull them on again.) Ah good times. | ||
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phosphorylation
United States2935 Posts
On April 03 2011 01:37 eGo.SiGns wrote: Since i'm nearly dying of laugther here, i will try to add something good  One day in biology-class we were inspecting our own spit under a microscope... Suddenly some girl starts screaming and calles for the teacher, saying something moved in her spit. So, the teacher goes over there, looks at the microscope and says: "That, my lady, is a healthy male sperm, i guess you had a nice break..." The whole class started laughing like crazy, she god fucking red and ran out nearly crying - even though she was the "class' bitch" anyway - and the lesson got aborted :D Ha, good times Calling bullshit on this one. Really doubt a high school teacher could tell that it was a sperm under a microscope. I also just really doubt they willl have spit to look at. The preparation won't be trivial. | ||
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seoulsun
Netherlands80 Posts
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imperator-xy
Germany1377 Posts
On April 03 2011 02:19 jazzbassmatt wrote: my creative writing teacher in highschool, my senior year, who i've known forever, commented on one of my short story drafts that it would "add more tension if the main characters had a bigger age difference". A few weeks later, I found out he was having sex with one of the 10th grade girls haha thats so godly sadly i cant think of anything perverted in my school time, its hasnt finished yet though | ||
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Retgery
Canada1229 Posts
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GiantEnemyCrab
Canada503 Posts
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us.insurgency
United States330 Posts
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Fiveandahalf
United States10 Posts
"Um, can I have a pass to my next class?" I had to ask, even though I knew she would say no, which she did. My mom was also a teacher and a good friend of hers, so I knew I was gonna catch alot of flack for that when I got home. My teacher for the next class though was pretty cool, and while I knew he would make fun of me a bit (as I was sure the people who had the same class as me for both those hours would have told everyone what happened before I got there), I thought I was pretty safe from getting sent to the office for being truant and getting in even more trouble. Awesomely enough, as I walked into the class and looked to the front, there was a sub. He stopped talking, and I just walked to my desk and sat down without saying anything. After what seemed like a pretty long time (though was probably less then a minute), he says "Can I help you?" I knew I was pretty screwed at that point no matter what, so I thought about it for a sec and said "Maybe buy me an alarm clock." Amidst the chuckles from the rest of my class, I give him my name and explain why I was about 20min late and I get sent to the office and go through all that fun stuff. Ironically, my school did there detention the hour before school starts so the next day I get even less sleep then normal. I forced myself to stay awake my first couple of classes, but when I get to Calc I start nodding off after the first couple minutes. After about 5min I'm almost completely asleep when all of a sudden I hear this really loud buzzing noise from under my seat. It scares the crap out of me, and I jump/fall (mostly fall) out of my desk. The whole class is laughing, and I look around to see that there's an alarm clock under my desk. My teacher says "I heard you wanted one." I won't lie and say I never slept in class again, but I definitely checked my desk every class | ||
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CrazedManiac
40 Posts
Breaking Bad reference FTW. | ||
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Gummy
United States2180 Posts
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acidfreak
Romania352 Posts
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killa_robot
Canada1884 Posts
Was so upset that I wasn't a few minutes earlier (it was the mens change room so I wouldn't have gotten in trouble). Also theres a lot of girls in skirts in high school, had some fun with that. | ||
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