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madnessman
United States1581 Posts
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openbox1
1393 Posts
On April 03 2011 16:48 Brees wrote: 9th grade, just starting high school so dont know many of the people as its 3 middle schools that combine to make up the high school, ours being the smallest A couple weeks into the year, this girl from my french class walks up to me as the bell is ringing for school to be out (french was our last class) and asks me out. Caught off guard, I just look her square in the eye and say "no" before walking away. I felt like a huge dick and im also only average looking so she probably liked me for my personality so it felt doubly bad. Since so few people took french in my high school, we remained classmates for the entirety of high school and luckily she didnt hold it against me, we became pretty good friends but I still feel bad about it. By senior year she was a bit of a slut though so I didnt feel like I missed out on anything lol From the way you told your story, I think she dodged a bullet. Lucky girl  | ||
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Animzor
Sweden2154 Posts
On April 03 2011 17:28 abominable wrote: another one - when i was about 15, we had a really hot/slutty geography teacher and she came along on a school hike/camping trip. she was always flirting with male students and the type that every guy in class would fantasise over, so having a camping trip with her was pretty exciting. on the trip, in the late evening when we've finished eating and getting ready to retire, i saw what looked like a squatting figure about 25 metres away from camp accross a stream, it was just about the level of darkness that your eyes begin playing tricks. i shouted "WHATS THAT?!!!", getting the attention of most people in camp. not long after, everyone was jumping, shouting and waving flashlights to try to see what/who it was... the excitement dies down, and a few minutes later we see the hot geography teacher walking back into camp, but don't think anything of it. the next morning a friend is washing pots in the stream, not far away from the location of the 'mystery squatter' and finds a large human turd. we never spoke of it ever again - and obviously could never look at the teacher in the same way. in fact, even thinking about her is making me feel like i could blow chunks. she's got a dirty arsssssse! urgh Grow up man. | ||
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Jisall
United States2054 Posts
She said you know what keeps people up? I said what And I swear I heard her say cum. Half-chubbed I said what??? lmao. Shit was funny. | ||
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Addicted2Dreaming
Canada116 Posts
On March 22 2013 14:31 madnessman wrote: I grabbed a candy bar out of a girl's bag because I was hungry. It was a tampon. lmfao | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On March 22 2013 14:23 Azera wrote: I made a couple of girl blogs on TL, and almost everybody (myself included) thought I was going to get the girl, and that she was really into me. So I played it off in school like she was totally into me, like waving at her like a dog when I saw her and etc Had to make a follow-up blog about being friendzoned. I feel so bad for you azera. We all thought you were in... | ||
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Eufouria
United Kingdom4425 Posts
On April 03 2011 17:28 abominable wrote: another one - when i was about 15, we had a really hot/slutty geography teacher and she came along on a school hike/camping trip. she was always flirting with male students and the type that every guy in class would fantasise over, so having a camping trip with her was pretty exciting. on the trip, in the late evening when we've finished eating and getting ready to retire, i saw what looked like a squatting figure about 25 metres away from camp accross a stream, it was just about the level of darkness that your eyes begin playing tricks. i shouted "WHATS THAT?!!!", getting the attention of most people in camp. not long after, everyone was jumping, shouting and waving flashlights to try to see what/who it was... the excitement dies down, and a few minutes later we see the hot geography teacher walking back into camp, but don't think anything of it. the next morning a friend is washing pots in the stream, not far away from the location of the 'mystery squatter' and finds a large human turd. we never spoke of it ever again - and obviously could never look at the teacher in the same way. in fact, even thinking about her is making me feel like i could blow chunks. she's got a dirty arsssssse! urgh God. I hate girl's who shit. | ||
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EtherealDeath
United States8366 Posts
On March 22 2013 15:37 MysteryMeat1 wrote: I feel so bad for you azera. We all thought you were in... ouch..... | ||
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
He was a year older than the rest of us were, but he was pretty much an adult, physically speaking. Taking pride in the fact, he frequently showed his pubes to everyone, sometimes took out his wang in class, "mounted" girls who picked stuff up and had a wank whenever he had the opportunity. Surprisingly, it took until 7th grade until he was expelled. He also had an older sister, who was about 18 oder 19 and really apathetic. He traded her sexual favours for money, help in class, booze or weed. Again, that was when he was like 12 years old. By the time he was expelled, literally half the dudes in sixth and seventh grade had either banged or received other sexual favours from his sister. | ||
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ZenithM
France15952 Posts
On March 22 2013 16:15 kafkaesque wrote: In fifth grade, we had this way-too-developed giant dude in our class, who was like six feet tall in fifth grade (!). He was a year older than the rest of us were, but he was pretty much an adult, physically speaking. Taking pride in the fact, he frequently showed his pubes to everyone, sometimes took out his wang in class, "mounted" girls who picked stuff up and had a wank whenever he had the opportunity. Surprisingly, it took until 7th grade until he was expelled. He also had an older sister, who was about 18 oder 19 and really apathetic. He traded her sexual favours for money, help in class, booze or weed. Again, that was when he was like 12 years old. By the time he was expelled, literally half the dudes in sixth and seventh grade had either banged or received other sexual favours from his sister. Lolwut, that's really messed up :D | ||
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Animzor
Sweden2154 Posts
On March 22 2013 16:15 kafkaesque wrote: In fifth grade, we had this way-too-developed giant dude in our class, who was like six feet tall in fifth grade (!). He was a year older than the rest of us were, but he was pretty much an adult, physically speaking. Taking pride in the fact, he frequently showed his pubes to everyone, sometimes took out his wang in class, "mounted" girls who picked stuff up and had a wank whenever he had the opportunity. Surprisingly, it took until 7th grade until he was expelled. He also had an older sister, who was about 18 oder 19 and really apathetic. He traded her sexual favours for money, help in class, booze or weed. Again, that was when he was like 12 years old. By the time he was expelled, literally half the dudes in sixth and seventh grade had either banged or received other sexual favours from his sister. Am I reading this right? HE pimped her out? Yikes. | ||
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VirtuallyJesse
United States398 Posts
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
On March 22 2013 16:23 Animzor wrote: Am I reading this right? HE pimped her out? Yikes. Yeah you read that right. She was kind of nasty and I'm now pretty sure she had mental issues, but you know how dudes are during puberty: constantly horny and most of us wouldn't get a sane girl for another couple of years. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Worst I've had is that I there was a health class teacher who got so mad at a student for no apparent reason that he picked up a desk and threw it at a student. Oh, and in calc class a TA was teaching the lesson, some computer/tech guy comes in about some issue and interrupts sort of rudely. The TA makes a comment about how he's trying to teach, the tech guy says something rude back, then the TA says "why don't you crawl into a hole...preferably filled with fire" in a sort of wry/non-confrontational way (just trying to make light of the situation). BUT Then the tech guy just freezes, face gets hella red, and he just GLARES at the TA for 10 full seconds before asking "do you really want to start that with me? huh? huh?" it was really awkward lol. | ||
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Kickboxer
Slovenia1308 Posts
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Jockmcplop
United Kingdom9669 Posts
On the thursday, after alot of booze and weed and various other party things; we got onto the subject of what the plan was for said gig. We were laughing and fucking about, and somehow i found myself agreeing to go on stage while my friends band were playing, wearing only a gas mask. It was a rock 'n' roll thing, a 'wanting to be cool' thing, but most of all we just thought it would be funny. So everything went to plan, i went on stage naked while my friends band were in the middle of their final tune (some pop punk rubbish) and i went on stage wearing only a gas mask (then i ran away when te headmaster started shouting at me lol). So afterwards, my friend says to me "hey, did you see that bunch of primary school girls sitting at the back. HA the looks on their faces." Embarrasing. I exposed my 17 year old cock to a bunch of 8 year old girls. eesh. What's worse is that it turns out there been a photographer for the local newspaper there, who had got the whole thing on camera, and given it to the police. After a short investigation they decided they couldn't prove that it was me (because of the gas mask lolol), which is probably good because otherwise i might have been on the sex offenders register. | ||
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bobsire
Canada296 Posts
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Ikidomari
Australia485 Posts
apparently he hung himself, but I've seen no proof of that, and think it's only rumor. | ||
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Equity213
Canada873 Posts
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onyxAnubis
United States15 Posts
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