EPTSo the next day I wanted to show it to my guy friends so I was showing it to them and and how cool it was. There where these girls who were pretty pretty in front of us and they were like a year older or so. So unluckily I dropped the bottle of ants and it rolled under the girls seats. I was like "fuck, if I bend down they'll think I'm a perv upskirting them" so I just sat there staring at it for like 2 minutes. My friends where laughing about to give me away. It rolled to one of the girl's feet and she picked it up trying to be helpful. She looked inside. Here face suddenly changed into a frowny wtf face. She passed it to me while staring at me with a "you're a fucking sicko" type of face. I was so embarrassed, I didn't even say thanks. I was probably silent for the next 5 minutes. From that day, I was fucking afraid of speaking to girls till I was about 15. Lucky several nice and sweet girls helped me get over that phobia by letting me have sex with them. Ok didn't have sex but they were nice to start conversations with me.
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taldarimAltar
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So the next day I wanted to show it to my guy friends so I was showing it to them and and how cool it was. There where these girls who were pretty pretty in front of us and they were like a year older or so. So unluckily I dropped the bottle of ants and it rolled under the girls seats. I was like "fuck, if I bend down they'll think I'm a perv upskirting them" so I just sat there staring at it for like 2 minutes. My friends where laughing about to give me away. It rolled to one of the girl's feet and she picked it up trying to be helpful. She looked inside. Here face suddenly changed into a frowny wtf face. She passed it to me while staring at me with a "you're a fucking sicko" type of face. I was so embarrassed, I didn't even say thanks. I was probably silent for the next 5 minutes. From that day, I was fucking afraid of speaking to girls till I was about 15. Lucky several nice and sweet girls helped me get over that phobia by letting me have sex with them. Ok didn't have sex but they were nice to start conversations with me. | ||
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Shebuha
Canada1335 Posts
One day we're doing some sex ed stuff where the boys and girls are separated and we're supposed to ask teachers about teh secks and whatever else... so oral sex is being talked about and then a teacher mentions blowjobs, and Terry bursts out, "My mommy does that!" It was HILARIOUS and since it was the entire grade of boys in a big room the teachers somehow didn't hear it. So then Clay asks him if he even knows what a blowjob is, and tells him to draw it, so Terry draws it. Mr. Vice Principal/Disciplinary guy who scares the shit out of children comes up behind Terry and asks him what he's drawing. Terry instantly crumples the sheet and sputters, "UHH, NOTHING," and Mr. VP asks him to give it up. Terry starts crying and pleads, "NO, NO, PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!" The look on his face was just sheer panic and fear. He got suspended since that was the 1000th time that Clay had gotten him in shit. | ||
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McBengt
Sweden1684 Posts
The door opens and a completely unfamiliar woman in her forties comes out, looking absolutely terrified. I mean she looked like she feared for her life. Turns out the guy was in another toilet two doors down. | ||
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liberate71
Australia10252 Posts
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Meadowlark
United States349 Posts
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Bunn
Estonia934 Posts
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On March 22 2013 20:02 kafkaesque wrote: Fucking hell, could you be more graphic about it? This isn't even what the thread is about, do we really need to hear the tales of shit city? No joke, that was the most disgusting thing I've read on TL, and that's up against some pretty stiff competition. I actually can't believe how horrific that was. And how they got straight back into it. I mean that is just so fucking rough. THey both are just disgusting creatures. | ||
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InfernoStarcraft
Australia136 Posts
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ZenithM
France15952 Posts
On March 22 2013 20:02 kafkaesque wrote: Fucking hell, could you be more graphic about it? This isn't even what the thread is about, do we really need to hear the tales of shit city? Thank god you quoted that shit (literally). I would have missed a good laugh otherwise. On March 22 2013 22:12 InfernoStarcraft wrote: i went to an all guys school. but in keeping with the theme of the thread; i was fucking these 2 from the year above, and these sluts loved it dirty, they were almost exclusively into anal, when the principle and my parents the local priest walked in the room (because my school was religious and they were having a wedding that day) not only that but the bride and groom are behind them just staring at me. so i man mode and jizz all over these little bitches and stare the group right in the eye as i pump out the vinegar. they gave me a medal and now i do porn. Oh man this is just too good, I'm having trouble not laughing out loud at work. This thread is becoming a massive trollfest, I enjoy reading those comments wondering if it's real or not :D On December 23 2008 09:19 closed wrote: Few years ago I got kicked out of high school. The school principal caught me fingering one of the girls from my class. When I was leaving school, he told me that he was very sorry, because I had been the best maths teacher they ever had. This one was really funny too :D | ||
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
On March 22 2013 22:01 sc4k wrote: No joke, that was the most disgusting thing I've read on TL, and that's up against some pretty stiff competition. I actually can't believe how horrific that was. And how they got straight back into it. I mean that is just so fucking rough. THey both are just disgusting creatures. You've got to respect him for being a real trooper and being so cool about it and how intuitively he handled the situation. I would have puked and then ran for my life, never to talk to her again. | ||
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Desmoden
Germany45 Posts
On March 22 2013 22:01 sc4k wrote: THey both are just disgusting creatures. Get a grip..I think he handled that embarrassing moment really well. | ||
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Butterednuts
United States859 Posts
Story 1 + Show Spoiler + I've since graduated college, but in my freshman year I took a sociology class. It was just an introductory, general education requirement that most people had to take. I always sat near the middle-back of the room so I could get a good vantage point to take notes on my laptop. One day my roommate left for one of his classes early enough that I thought I had enough time for a quick "me time". After I finished I realized that I was about to be late to one of my classes so I hurriedly rushed over to the building only being 5 minutes late. I sat down and opened up my laptop. I usually watched porn with my headphones in and the volume turned up. Once my laptop got passed the welcome screen, the audio of the last porn I was watching started playing very loudly over my laptop's speakers. My computer wasn't being very responsive since it just woke up from sleep. None of the volume controls were working and my touchpad was being non-responsive so I just shut the laptop down immediately, but the noises continued while the laptop was closed. I looked around and the entire lecture hall was looking up at me. My professor stops talking, looks up to me and says "so that's why you were late". I turned deep red and didn't dare to open my laptop for the rest of the lecture. Story 2 + Show Spoiler + In high school I got a lot of random erections. I would typically just reach in and pull it up so it was against my pants waistband. This happened even when I was a senior in high school. I was a part of a math volunteer group. I assisted our school's math department as a way to earn some more credit (and to buffer my college applications). I primarily helped teach, grade tests, and did after school sessions for the freshman honors algebra. Right before that I had P.E.. One day I had not zipped up my jeans at all after a P.E. session and went right on to the math class. I got erections so frequently that I had just gotten used to it. I went up to the board and started introducing some new topic when some of the class started to laugh hysterically. Apparently I had gotten a boner in the middle of writing and it had poked out from out of jeans, showing off a little of the head and some of the shaft. I immediately zipped up, but it was completely embarrassing. Story 3 + Show Spoiler + Back in 6th grade we went on a all weekend camping "field trip" that was supposed to be educational, since we were learning about Earth sciences and plants. I was in an all boys cabin. My best friend, Matt, was in the same bunk bed as me. There were communal showers that were kinda far away from the cabin. We woke up one morning, gathered our clothes and our soap, and walked over to the showers. I finished before him and I wanted to play a little prank on him. I quickly dried up and clothed myself and stole Matt's towel and clothing and hid them back at the cabin. When he noticed he quickly streaked his way back to the cabin with almost no one seeing but myself. The next day one of the girls he had a crush on told him that he had a cute butt. She never did say anything beyond that, but the look on Matt's face was hilarious. | ||
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GaNgStaRR.ElV
Canada535 Posts
On March 22 2013 19:56 Sephy90 wrote: I didn't witness it but my choir teacher once told me he caught a kid wanking off in class and he was confused as shit as well; didn't know what to do and all he said was "put it away.." HAHAHA. Shit he had some interesting stories I wish I remember them all. I once masturbated in class but not in the traditional way? I kind of just rubbed my dick with my fingers over my pants. I don't know why I had the urge to do something like that IN FUCKING class but this was the 4th grade which makes it even weirder. I didn't get caught HA. What's with all the school masturbations n shit? Yeah I'm not one to talk. I won't even lie I did that shit once in my early life. I think it was right around the time I was hitting puberty so maybe 6th grade?. We ended up having like a 3 hour class that day for reasons I can't remember; what I do remember is that I fell asleep for the first 1:30 period and got woken out of a vivid sex dream by the bell. As I got up with the intention of going to the toilet and jacking my shit in the 10 minute break, teacher comes over and berates me for the whole time. I told her "miss I really need to go to the bathroom" but she pretty much just ignored me so I ended up getting stuck for the second period. I tried to go back to sleep but that fucking boner started to get turned on everytime I moved as it was rubbing all around my tight ass jeans. I was going into panic mode at this point as I can honestly say that was the first time in my life that I had felt that "so horny you could explode" feeling. Very embarassing actually as I had 3 girls sitting around my table who were like "are you ok? you seem agitated". I just passed it off like "yeah just need to take a piss but bitchass mrs. whatever her name was wont let me". Eventually it got to the point where I just said "fuck this" and just rubbed my dick through my jeans 5-6 times and I "came". Luckily I was still pre-ejaculate or that would have been a STICKY situation......but I definately made eye contact with the girl across from me as I "busted a nut" which had to be one of the most awkward moments of my life, I like to think she didn't realize as I just did a massive YAWWWNNNNN and tried to control my body from mimicking the crazy fucking pulsations of my dick. But who knows maybe if I read this whole thread she would have posted about me lol Luckily for me I never had this experience again as I know that it could have went very wrong in a very embarassing fashion! On a sidenote I did get blatantly caught receiving a handjob on the plane. Me and my GF were going transatlantic and she was jerking it while I watched Blades of Steel. That fucking gay looking kid kept making me lose my boner. After I came I looked to my right and the dude who I assumed had been fast asleep was just STARING at me. I just smiled back at him, wiped my come onto my blanket, chucked it onto the floor and snuggled with my GF to share her blanket. I guess we should have went to the toilet and had real sex but we were both too nervous about getting caught. Lord knows our solution was no better. | ||
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On March 22 2013 22:49 Desmoden wrote: Get a grip..I think he handled that embarrassing moment really well. You're crazy. I would have done what kafkaesque would have done lol!!!! Never speak about it again and probably been scared away from sex for 10 years haha. | ||
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crazyweasel
607 Posts
On September 25 2008 14:30 Grobyc wrote: hmm... last year one of the teachers at school got caught doing drugs, he is still a teacher there. that puzzles me.. i know exactly where you from and what school you attend. JFP, that history teacher got caught smoking pot with students  hes still there | ||
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HackBenjamin
Canada1094 Posts
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Godwrath
Spain10107 Posts
On March 23 2013 01:22 sc4k wrote: You're crazy. I would have done what kafkaesque would have done lol!!!! Never speak about it again and probably been scared away from sex for 10 years haha. Nope, if she is your friend and you have some empathy you wouldn't. I wasn't talking about a random booty call, where well, i would had left, but not in a run to the hills fashion. Did i like it ? No, but it's not that big of a deal to go into full emo mode. | ||
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Rokevo
Finland1033 Posts
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Dizmaul
United States831 Posts
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United Kingdom162 Posts
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