EPTWeird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 49
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dxong
Denmark109 Posts
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FSUrequiem
United States22 Posts
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Godwrath
Spain10121 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I had a friend with benefits a few years ago, she just came back from china, we met for a coffee and ended on her apartment having some wild sex we always used to. I hear some farts while we are doing it and I think they are just vaginal farts since she is just screaming like crazy and continue (wouldn't be the first time). All the sudden it starts to smell like shit, literally, i get out my cock, she moves away embarassed and i see an almost 1 metter skid of shit in the bed.At the moment i was like wtf, then chuckled a bit, but felt a bit sad about her. She was my friend so i just smiled, asked if she was ok (she said yes, but she had diahrea from china), helped her a bit, then went together to the shower and had sex there (she was really horny, oh well, so i was too.), i start to feel something hot (she was against the wall and i was behind), and it was the hot water. I try not to look and finish quickly, but the smells comes back. I look down and the sights weren't pretty... and i had to stop. After the shower she gave me a blowjob, and we just laughed about it (i didn't want her to feel bad about it, but oh my god....). Since then i tend to sniff while doing sex from time to time when i hear a fart. | ||
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br0t0ss
Australia92 Posts
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DrCooper
Germany261 Posts
On March 22 2013 19:05 FSUrequiem wrote: 8th Grade history trip. Teacher walked in on me having sex with 2 girls from the grade above me..... not fun Then, on that 8th Grade history trip you woke up and jizzed all over yourself. | ||
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Maesy
United States1444 Posts
On March 22 2013 19:26 DrCooper wrote: Then, on that 8th Grade history trip you woke up and jizzed all over yourself. Exactly what I thought. | ||
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Daumen
Germany1073 Posts
"[bla bla Auschwitz". "Yes, just like Auschwitz:" Girl: "Auschwitz? Did someone die there?" ... This was in 11th/12th Grade in Germany... | ||
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Kukaracha
France1954 Posts
One day, when we were in physics class, he was joking around, when suddenly... he took things a little further. The took his dong out and started masturbating. At his desk. Of course, the guys are trying not to laugh too loud (the teacher was there ffs), and the girls are outraged, unwilling to look, turning their heads. And this is when brilliance happened... So he's sitting there, wanking, and he looks behind him to tease some girl, when the teacher notices something's wrong with the class, walks down to see what's up, and... WAT. She saw everything, the guy didn't have the time to cover up. We all exploded into laughter, and our teacher didn't know what to do. She was furious, she kept repeating that something, somewhere in the rules of the school must forbid that (?). She told the guy to pack his things and took him to the principal, completely confused by the situation. What an awkward moment. | ||
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TOCHMY
Sweden1692 Posts
Teacher tells us to use "eye measurement" when adding some ingredient and a girl asks wich drawer you can find that.... | ||
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phodacbiet
United States1740 Posts
On March 22 2013 19:44 Kukaracha wrote: When I was 14, there was this crazy weirdo who had issues and a strong craving for attention. One day, when we were in physics class, he was joking around, when suddenly... he took things a little further. The took his dong out and started masturbating. At his desk. Of course, the guys are trying not to laugh too loud (the teacher was there ffs), and the girls are outraged, unwilling to look, turning their heads. And this is when brilliance happened... So he's sitting there, wanking, and he looks behind him to tease some girl, when the teacher notices something's wrong with the class, walks down to see what's up, and... WAT. She saw everything, the guy didn't have the time to cover up. We all exploded into laughter, and our teacher didn't know what to do. She was furious, she kept repeating that something, somewhere in the rules of the school must forbid that (?). She told the guy to pack his things and took him to the principal, completely confused by the situation. What an awkward moment. Probably falls under the school dress code and whatnot. | ||
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
On March 22 2013 19:51 phodacbiet wrote: Probably falls under the school dress code and whatnot. I didn't witness it but my choir teacher once told me he caught a kid wanking off in class and he was confused as shit as well; didn't know what to do and all he said was "put it away.." HAHAHA. Shit he had some interesting stories I wish I remember them all. I once masturbated in class but not in the traditional way? I kind of just rubbed my dick with my fingers over my pants. I don't know why I had the urge to do something like that IN FUCKING class but this was the 4th grade which makes it even weirder. I didn't get caught HA. What's with all the school masturbations n shit? Yeah I'm not one to talk. | ||
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FFGenerations
7088 Posts
On March 22 2013 19:13 Godwrath wrote: Since then i tend to sniff while doing sex from time to time when i hear a fart. lol oh god  | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Lord god almighty some of these stories ;____; Some of them are blatant lies but there are a lot that are too crazy to be contrived wtfff | ||
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
On March 22 2013 19:13 Godwrath wrote: I had a friend with benefits a few years ago, she just came back from china, we met for a coffee and ended on her apartment having some wild sex we always used to. I hear some farts while we are doing it and I think they are just vaginal farts since she is just screaming like crazy and continue (wouldn't be the first time). All the sudden it starts to smell like shit, literally, i get out my cock, she moves away embarassed and i see an almost 1 metter skid of shit in the bed.At the moment i was like wtf, then chuckled a bit, but felt a bit sad about her. She was my friend so i just smiled, asked if she was ok (she said yes, but she had diahrea from china), helped her a bit, then went together to the shower and had sex there (she was really horny, oh well, so i was too.), i start to feel something hot (she was against the wall and i was behind), and it was the hot water. I try not to look and finish quickly, but the smells comes back. I look down and the sights weren't pretty... and i had to stop. After the shower she gave me a blowjob, and we just laughed about it (i didn't want her to feel bad about it, but oh my god....). Since then i tend to sniff while doing sex from time to time when i hear a fart. Fucking hell, could you be more graphic about it? This isn't even what the thread is about, do we really need to hear the tales of shit city? | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
On March 22 2013 19:13 Godwrath wrote: I had a friend with benefits a few years ago, she just came back from china, we met for a coffee and ended on her apartment having some wild sex we always used to. I hear some farts while we are doing it and I think they are just vaginal farts since she is just screaming like crazy and continue (wouldn't be the first time). All the sudden it starts to smell like shit, literally, i get out my cock, she moves away embarassed and i see an almost 1 metter skid of shit in the bed.At the moment i was like wtf, then chuckled a bit, but felt a bit sad about her. She was my friend so i just smiled, asked if she was ok (she said yes, but she had diahrea from china), helped her a bit, then went together to the shower and had sex there (she was really horny, oh well, so i was too.), i start to feel something hot (she was against the wall and i was behind), and it was the hot water. I try not to look and finish quickly, but the smells comes back. I look down and the sights weren't pretty... and i had to stop. After the shower she gave me a blowjob, and we just laughed about it (i didn't want her to feel bad about it, but oh my god....). Since then i tend to sniff while doing sex from time to time when i hear a fart. Such a shitty fucking story | ||
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Godwrath
Spain10121 Posts
On March 22 2013 20:02 kafkaesque wrote: Fucking hell, could you be more graphic about it? This isn't even what the thread is about, do we really need to hear the tales of shit city? My fault, didn't read the "school part". I will edit it out. | ||
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
On December 23 2008 09:19 closed wrote: Few years ago I got kicked out of high school. The school principal caught me fingering one of the girls from my class. When I was leaving school, he told me that he was very sorry, because I had been the best maths teacher they ever had. This guy has a sense of humour! I have another story: When I was young, not everybody had internet at home, but some rich kid from my chemistry class did and he was selling pornography to everyone. To that point I had seen softcore pornography, but nothing graphic, so I was really excited about the CD in my backpack. He was a bit of a jerk, so he wrote "For [my name] to masturbate to" on the CD. The first chance I got I put the CD in, only to see a horse banging a woman. Now back then the resolution of videos was rather horrid, but you could clearly see what was going on. I was grossed out, took out the CD, hid it in my desk (there were other flicks on it so I didn't want to throw it out). A couple of days later, the CD was gone. I'm not sure what happened, but I've been mortified for the last 12 years that my mum might have thought I'd have a wank to such gross material. One more: There was this chubby girl in my year whose last name was Anus. Not Annus, nor Ahnus, nor Amus. Just a straight old Anus, which means exactly the same in German as it means in English. | ||
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Animzor
Sweden2154 Posts
On March 22 2013 20:02 kafkaesque wrote: Fucking hell, could you be more graphic about it? This isn't even what the thread is about, do we really need to hear the tales of shit city? Big deal man, this is the internet. | ||
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XythOs
Germany520 Posts
On March 22 2013 20:19 kafkaesque wrote: One more: There was this chubby girl in my year whose last name was Anus. Not Annus, nor Ahnus, nor Amus. Just a straight old Anus, which means exactly the same in German as it means in English. Reminds me of + Show Spoiler + By the way: Dont type something with "poo" in searchbars -_- | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
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