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On September 25 2008 20:08 SexY[RawR] wrote:
You guys ever get those random boners out of no where?
Well we were giving a report in front of the class. And hell he was taking volunteers so i was just gonna sit back till like the end of the class to give it. Half way through i got a boner...a full fledge hard cock. And hes say "Burka, your up."(Burka = Last name) "Sir, uhhh can someone else go im not ready." "Burka, you had all of the week and at the begining of the class." Mean while i got sweat pants and sweat shirt on and its just sticking out.
I get up and he says sit down. Right when i stood up. haha the whole class was laughing.
Good times. I have a shit load of stories. Highschool was great.
Ya i hate NRBs... (no reason boners) and whenever i used to get them i would tuck up into the waistband...but the problem is the head and a little shaft sticks above and a girl i was really good friends with needed a belt cause her jeans were too big so she lifted my shirt once to see if i was wearing a belt and totally looked at my tip. funny thing is we became even better friends. Never did hit that though 
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I was going to the bathroom when this student block the doors. He said the bathroom wasn't working or something, but I was surprised because he's just a student what reason would he have for blocking my path. No big deal I would just go to the next floor. But as I turn the corner I look back and I see a girl and a guy coming out of the bathroom, and I could see that the girl was trying to wipe her mouth clean while the guy coming out had this huge grin on his face.
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On April 03 2011 06:56 Gummy wrote:
I held hands with a girl once; it was pretty flustering.
damn. some people just have all the luck
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I don't have too many stories to tell since I slept through most of high school..
All I can say is, I get uncomfortable when I see a girl with a camera now.
On February 17 2011 06:18 Grease wrote:
Hmmm mooning my 7th grade math teacher who was muslim and have her smile at me after telling me to pull my pants up.. Needless to say she went to jail the following year for allowing her husband to beat their kids and putting them in the closet
wat
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On April 03 2011 01:37 eGo.SiGns wrote:Since i'm nearly dying of laugther here, i will try to add something good  One day in biology-class we were inspecting our own spit under a microscope... Suddenly some girl starts screaming and calles for the teacher, saying something moved in her spit. So, the teacher goes over there, looks at the microscope and says: "That, my lady, is a healthy male sperm, i guess you had a nice break..." The whole class started laughing like crazy, she god fucking red and ran out nearly crying - even though she was the "class' bitch" anyway - and the lesson got aborted :D Ha, good times
no fucking way..... did you ever find out if the teacher was serious?
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MURICA15980 Posts
That sounds like something he would get fired over...
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I think the real question is: sperms have a sex?
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United States7483 Posts
Back when I was a freshman in college, I pulled a prank in a classroom (not a class I was in) by pulling out an old fashioned typewriter (a really loud one), and using it in class to take notes while the other students had laptops or notebooks. The teacher demanded that I put it away, so I stood up, snuffed my nose at him, picked it up, turned to walk out, and tripped on a stair I didn't see, fell down, rolled down the stairs, and landed on my face. My nose was broken and bleeding badly, the typewriter was busted, and I just stood up, looked at him, and while everyone was either mortified or cracking up hysterically, I looked at the professor and yelled "INK IS MY LIFEBLOOD!" then I ran out of the room.
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On April 03 2011 15:25 funnybananaman wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2011 01:37 eGo.SiGns wrote:Since i'm nearly dying of laugther here, i will try to add something good One day in biology-class we were inspecting our own spit under a microscope... Suddenly some girl starts screaming and calles for the teacher, saying something moved in her spit. So, the teacher goes over there, looks at the microscope and says: "That, my lady, is a healthy male sperm, i guess you had a nice break..." The whole class started laughing like crazy, she god fucking red and ran out nearly crying - even though she was the "class' bitch" anyway - and the lesson got aborted :D Ha, good times no fucking way..... did you ever find out if the teacher was serious?
That's also impossible unless the blowjob wasn't more than just a few minutes ago, sperm doesn't live that long after it's ejaculated.
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On April 03 2011 16:05 Whitewing wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2011 15:25 funnybananaman wrote:On April 03 2011 01:37 eGo.SiGns wrote:Since i'm nearly dying of laugther here, i will try to add something good One day in biology-class we were inspecting our own spit under a microscope... Suddenly some girl starts screaming and calles for the teacher, saying something moved in her spit. So, the teacher goes over there, looks at the microscope and says: "That, my lady, is a healthy male sperm, i guess you had a nice break..." The whole class started laughing like crazy, she god fucking red and ran out nearly crying - even though she was the "class' bitch" anyway - and the lesson got aborted :D Ha, good times no fucking way..... did you ever find out if the teacher was serious? That's also impossible unless the blowjob wasn't more than just a few minutes ago, sperm doesn't live that long after it's ejaculated.
BLOWJOB IN SCHOOL??
If she was such a slut it seems possible to me.
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On April 03 2011 16:07 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2011 16:05 Whitewing wrote:On April 03 2011 15:25 funnybananaman wrote:On April 03 2011 01:37 eGo.SiGns wrote:Since i'm nearly dying of laugther here, i will try to add something good One day in biology-class we were inspecting our own spit under a microscope... Suddenly some girl starts screaming and calles for the teacher, saying something moved in her spit. So, the teacher goes over there, looks at the microscope and says: "That, my lady, is a healthy male sperm, i guess you had a nice break..." The whole class started laughing like crazy, she god fucking red and ran out nearly crying - even though she was the "class' bitch" anyway - and the lesson got aborted :D Ha, good times no fucking way..... did you ever find out if the teacher was serious? That's also impossible unless the blowjob wasn't more than just a few minutes ago, sperm doesn't live that long after it's ejaculated. BLOWJOB IN SCHOOL?? If she was such a slut it seems possible to me.
Yeah, but it's unlikely she just finished, walked into class, then proceeded to spit and examine it under a microscope in less than a couple of minutes without any kind of lab prep work etc.
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On April 03 2011 07:12 kegelflex wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 20:08 SexY[RawR] wrote:
You guys ever get those random boners out of no where?
Well we were giving a report in front of the class. And hell he was taking volunteers so i was just gonna sit back till like the end of the class to give it. Half way through i got a boner...a full fledge hard cock. And hes say "Burka, your up."(Burka = Last name) "Sir, uhhh can someone else go im not ready." "Burka, you had all of the week and at the begining of the class." Mean while i got sweat pants and sweat shirt on and its just sticking out.
I get up and he says sit down. Right when i stood up. haha the whole class was laughing.
Good times. I have a shit load of stories. Highschool was great.
Ya i hate NRBs... (no reason boners) and whenever i used to get them i would tuck up into the waistband...but the problem is the head and a little shaft sticks above and a girl i was really good friends with needed a belt cause her jeans were too big so she lifted my shirt once to see if i was wearing a belt and totally looked at my tip. funny thing is we became even better friends. Never did hit that though
I guess kegelflex is a fitting name for you then? O_o
A lot of the things in this thread such as "accidentally walking into the girls' bathroom" are more innocent mistakes than "perverted moments".
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Marshall Islands3404 Posts
9th grade, just starting high school so dont know many of the people as its 3 middle schools that combine to make up the high school, ours being the smallest
A couple weeks into the year, this girl from my french class walks up to me as the bell is ringing for school to be out (french was our last class) and asks me out. Caught off guard, I just look her square in the eye and say "no" before walking away.
I felt like a huge dick and im also only average looking so she probably liked me for my personality so it felt doubly bad.
Since so few people took french in my high school, we remained classmates for the entirety of high school and luckily she didnt hold it against me, we became pretty good friends but I still feel bad about it.
By senior year she was a bit of a slut though so I didnt feel like I missed out on anything lol
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i remember a mate who at the time was sitting behind me in an exam, had the biggest wedge of dogsh*t on his shoe you've ever seen.
it absolutely reeked, and he was wiping his shoe all over the back of my chair for the duration of the exam.
i can recall that someone nearby was actually sick on their exam paper.
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When i was year 9,my history teacher was hot so i couldnt stand it.I went to the washroom and jacked off.
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On April 03 2011 07:14 buickskylark wrote:
I was going to the bathroom when this student block the doors. He said the bathroom wasn't working or something, but I was surprised because he's just a student what reason would he have for blocking my path. No big deal I would just go to the next floor. But as I turn the corner I look back and I see a girl and a guy coming out of the bathroom, and I could see that the girl was trying to wipe her mouth clean while the guy coming out had this huge grin on his face.
had something similar at univ
walked by the womens room and oddly saw 2 heads pokin outa the door
second head popped back in right as i came around
then i wonder and realize theres a guy in there, with his girl whos looking out so the coast is clear for him to exit so no one sees them
me being an ass, i leaned against the wall and called up my out of state friend who talks for hours about random things, delayed that guy in the womens room from leaving for atleast a good 40 minutes
though i shoulda just called the janitors and said that both toilets are clogged in that room, and waited outside. ah well
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I had a really hot math teacher in my senior year in highschool (just one year ago) who always used the phrase 'anal'. She'd be like "Ahh, I'm soo anal about that!" (talking about something she's paranoid about / something that bugs her). If she wasn't so hot it wouldn't have been so awkward/ funny, but she always wore these super tight fitting outfits so all of our heads were already in the gutter to begin with :D.
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another one - when i was about 15, we had a really hot/slutty geography teacher and she came along on a school hike/camping trip. she was always flirting with male students and the type that every guy in class would fantasise over, so having a camping trip with her was pretty exciting.
on the trip, in the late evening when we've finished eating and getting ready to retire, i saw what looked like a squatting figure about 25 metres away from camp accross a stream, it was just about the level of darkness that your eyes begin playing tricks. i shouted "WHATS THAT?!!!", getting the attention of most people in camp. not long after, everyone was jumping, shouting and waving flashlights to try to see what/who it was...
the excitement dies down, and a few minutes later we see the hot geography teacher walking back into camp, but don't think anything of it.
the next morning a friend is washing pots in the stream, not far away from the location of the 'mystery squatter' and finds a large human turd.
we never spoke of it ever again - and obviously could never look at the teacher in the same way. in fact, even thinking about her is making me feel like i could blow chunks. she's got a dirty arsssssse! urgh
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I made a couple of girl blogs on TL, and almost everybody (myself included) thought I was going to get the girl, and that she was really into me. So I played it off in school like she was totally into me, like waving at her like a dog when I saw her and etc
Had to make a follow-up blog about being friendzoned.
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It would probably be that we had at least one teacher fired for sleeping with students or kiddy porn every other year for six years. The first time it was a well liked teacher who ran off with a 15 year old across state lines, then we had a male and female teacher sleeping with student, but as the students were of age the teachers were fired but did not face jail time, and it ended with a elementary school teacher caught with child pornography and pictures of his students edited onto the bodies of nude models. And guess what, that was two years ago.
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