Weird/Embarrassing/Perverted Moments at School? - Page 52

On December 02 2008 10:32 SirTea wrote:
All last year 4chan was unblocked at school. I had web design. I'm sitting on /b/ and this chick looks over at my screen and all she says is, "Why is she naked?" I replied with, "this is 4chan."

On September 29 2008 04:22 Warrior Madness wrote:
Wow, not surprisingly, TL's the only place where I see my childhood posted over and over and over. I've raked up many embarrassing moments over the years but I'll share with you one of my favourite memories from grade 8. So there was this really cute girl Christine. She looked a lot like this girl on a local show called Popular Mechanics for Kids, so me along with the rest of the guys really wanted this girl, I'd do the ol' switcharoo whenever I jerked off; I'd masturbate to some nudie pics, or to the Red Shoe Diaries and at the last second I'd take out a picture of Christine from the yearbook. The thing was, she liked ME back. And I was always amazed at that. I'd often go to this neutral friend of ours who lived near the park, and I'd chat with her about Christine and girls in general. She had one nostril bigger than the other but she was a sweet girl. One day I was at her house with Christine and her best friend. Girls are ALWAYS scheming and the girls did me a favour that day. They decided to lock me and Christine outta the house until we kissed.

I'd never kissed a girl to be honest. So I was terrified and excited at the same time. Christine would wear these TIGHT jeans and this blue thong. She had dark chocolate brown hair, round supple tits, her eyes were like big almonds, and her face was heart shaped. In short, she was a boner factory. So here we are, we're huddled together outside the house trying to peak through this tiny window for the other girls. Of course this was just a coy game we played so we could get closer to each other. So she leaned into the window. I leaned into her, cause I too was "looking for the girls" and oh man! She smelled amazing, I couldn't believe she was letting me in this close. I was wearing thin shorts and I pushed in pretty far... At this point I felt the pleasant sensation of my cock pressing through the thin fabric onto her ass and I just remember feeling elated, pressing myself against her tight ass, grabbing on her hips, smelling her neck. Well it was inevitable that I'd pop one, so I ejected immediately. No kiss though... But somehow that interaction led to our going to see a horror movie together.

So the girls, Christine and I, including some guy went to see a horror movie. The girls sat up front so Christine and I could be alone, but since I was such a pussy I asked the guy to sit near us. The events of the other day were still fresh in my mind and I was more excited than ever. But at the same time, I simply didn't want to kiss her because I felt that I'd embarrass myself by not knowing how. So here we are, the floors are sticky, it's really dark, and Christine smelled amazing as usual. At some point in the movie she leans over and gives me a little playful push. I thought, "Oh shit, it's on." So I push her back and my hand accidentally lands on her leg. Her jeans feel really tight and her leg's really warm. She leans her head in closer looking for a kiss, but again I chicken out. I'm way too scared to kiss her. But I feel really really horny. I'm dying to touch her. I start ever so slowly sliding my hand up her leg. I feel extremely nervous, my stomach sinks waiting for her reaction, good or bad. With the dark room, and with her smelling so damn good I'm feeling exhilarated and I just HAVE to go further. So I move my hand all the way to her zipper.. She whispers, "No, don't". "Fuck" I thought to myself. But then she crosses her legs HARD, my hand gets squeezed down there. My heart starts to pound. I start slowly exploring with my fingers, then I begin to rub her, and for the first time in my life, I come into contact with real pussy! It feels so incredibly soft. I had a raging hard on at this moment, and I just kept on rubbing her. My hands start to feel really warm and wet. I thought, "She's so sweaty, that's so hot." She starts to tremble and I'm thinking "Holy shit, is this REALLY happening? Is she really letting me do this?". My heart's beating like crazy, I start breathing really hard. I continue to rub, the tempo becomes faster, harder, deeper, until I get SO excited that I cum in my pants and we end up cumming together...I'm feeling like a million bucks at this point. During the rest of the movie she leans her head on my shoulder and we lock eyes affectionately now and then. Still no kiss but I don't give a fuck. We both have that feeling you get after masturbating of complete satisfaction and relaxation. And anyways I was so scared to kiss her that I ended up fingering her! At the end of the movie, she runs to her friends in the front row, and the guy next to me is like, "What the fuck were you two doing there?". Presumbly she told the girls we made out. Before leaving the theatre I went to the washroom, and my hand felt like it was covered in sweat. I thought to myself "Why not?" So I took a sniff... I was immediately taken a back by how strong the smell was. It smelled like fish... and I was like "What the fuck?." - The end.

On April 03 2009 05:40 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
This was during freshman year of high school. There is a tradition for all guys going to states in swimming to either

a) shave all hair completly off the body (ALL)
or
b) dye hair blond, but still shave the whole body

The states crew decided that we would chose the lesser of two evils
we chose b.

So the night before states comes around, and we have a pasta party
(Pasta is high in carbs. It's a swimming tradition)
Afterwords we all (boys and girls) decided it was time for the men to shave

All of the dudes got naked one by one, as the girls would soap and shave their bodies
So it comes to be my turn. The senior captain takes one look at me and says "omg Sean is MINE".
The captain was pretty cute so i had no problem with it. So i strip down and get under the shower for a few minutes. I reach for the soap to start lathering myself and i find that it's gone. Kathryn (the captain's name) had the soap in her hand. She smiles and starts to rub the soap all over my chest and back. She reaches down near my crotch and ...naturally i have a boner. She giggles and winks. I don't know what to do. She whispers "you're really cute" smiles. Then i was DONE. I literally jizzed all over the place. Like...fucking mt.fucking.vesuvius. It was redic. Her eyes went huge, and her mouth formed into a little o of suprise. She wiped it off, and left.

I had to shave myself. When i got out..Everyone started cracking up at me...

On September 26 2008 00:52 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Oh high school boners...

Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as fuck, she literally had no idea what the word "pussy" meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I'm sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of "where can i sit now?" So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there's a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as fuck, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging boner, and says "EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD"

On February 09 2011 06:30 Joementum wrote:
Senior Year in High School:

I'm in PE which is a class of about 200 students mixed with all Freshman through Seniors. We were playing volleyball at the time and it was a Monday so the teachers had the nets down to the floor for some reason. Now, normally, we go under the nets because it's the easiest way to go to the locker rooms, but we couldn't this time. We had to go over them. The nets weren't even that tall. I could step over them if I wanted, but that's not how I roll. I jog over to the nets and attempt to jump over the net. My right foot makes it over fine, but then my left foot gets caught in the net and face plant. My foot got caught in the net for a few seconds while a class of 200 students looks on and just laughed at me. My friend, who was right next to me actually dropped to the floor laughing. After about 45 minutes, P.E. is finished and we're heading out of the gym and we have to either walk around the nets or over them again since they put them down for whatever reason... again. You know what I did? That's right. I tried jumping over the damn net. Same god damn thing happened. My friend almost pissed himself laughing that time. Luckily, we were one of the few people left int he locker room and only a few of the guys saw me face plant a second time. One of the jocks that I spoke to occasionally actually felt bad for me the 2nd time and helped me out. Embarrassing... I never tried that again.

In College about a week ago:

I'm in my Macroeconomics class and our Professor told us we had to buy clickers so we could answer her daily quiz questions. Almost everyone came prepared that day except for a few students that decided to leave their clickers on that hard shell plastic packaging that is impossible to rip apart. Instead of opening it up at home, they decided to bring the clickers with them from home brand new. Really smart of them, huh? The professor notices a girl in the front with her clicker still in the package and asks out loud "Does anybody have a knife?" About 30 of the 35 students started muttering "Who the hell would have a knife in school?!" I raise my hand a little late and she doesn't notice, nor does any other student, so instead of just shouting, "I DO! I DO!" I just get up and walk over to the girl having trouble. As I'm walking up to her, I take out my pocket knife and it flings open with the assisted opening mechanism.

The girl looked at me with wide eyes and was just terrified. I don't know what the hell she thought I was going to do to her. I was just trying to help, but apparently, the way I walked up to her and took out my knife scared her half to death. I tried handing her the knife so she could open up the packaging and she just stared at it for a few seconds and then back at me. She still had that "HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA KILL ME WITH THAT 12" HUNTING KNIFE" look on her face. I take back my knife, open up the shit for her and walk away. Half the class looks at me while I walk to my seat and then someone asks if they can use my knife. Talk about being in an awkward situation. It was only a pocket knife that was 3" long and according to college regulations, we're allowed to carry a pocket knife 3" or less in length anywhere on campus. O_O I'm now the bad guy in the class that everyone thinks will hurt them. I don't think the girl will ever look at me like a regular person ever again.

On February 09 2011 13:20 Phrost wrote:
My favorite history teacher was a big built black man that didnt act the way he sounded. He was probably 6'4'' and a solid 240lbs or so. My high school's student population was about 60-65% asian.

He was telling a story in class about a fight that broke out in the room and he said how he was trying to break it up but he was afraid of one of the students. I very gracious blurted out that he should have been fine having the racial advantage. He very courtesy laughed it off and reminded me that there are black students in the school too.

On February 12 2011 18:21 Homework wrote:
Alright, so, I was good friends in the 8th grade with a bunch of girls. One of the group of (Taylor) had a birthday party, and invited all the other girls, and me. I showed up, forty-one girls are there, including the girl (Alexis) that I had a crush on at the time. Anyway, I end up on a porch swing. Alexis comes and sits down on my lap. I spring the most massive, fucking-raging hard boner in the entire world. It pokes her right in the ass. Her reaction to this is to move her ass right on top of my boner, and then move back and forth. Repeatedly. This just makes my huge boner even more massive. I managed to get her off that side of my leg.

I have no idea if she was sending me the best signals ever in the entire world, and I was stupid as fuck, or if she was just being weird.

I moved six months afterward and never saw her again.