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On July 23 2012 22:16 sluggaslamoo wrote:Show nested quote +On July 23 2012 21:34 badboymav wrote:
MC v MVP v Nestea in a cage, who will win? :D Incontrol
lol i actually did a snort-o-laugh
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On July 23 2012 21:34 badboymav wrote:
MC v MVP v Nestea in a cage, who will win? :D
Probably Nestea even though MC has the weight to win he seems more like a lover than a fighter.
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Well first I would pull a big juicy steak out of my back pocket and toss it in front of the dog. Than I would proceed to sniff it's behind to relay to the dog that I do not pose a threat. I would be very careful to not show my teeth as that can be a sign of aggression. Soon after I would begin to howl as if I was under the moon and the dog would soon join me. Than he becomes part of my wolfpack and we get into all sort's of trouble and mishaps.
I would also let my friend borrow him to take him to the dog park to help him pick up some chicks.
yeah..
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On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd
Not a very good source.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities
800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you.
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@Thenerf and @JTouche: what in the actual fuck LOL?!
I can't believe this thread is continuing to explode. I wonder what's so interesting about this human vs dog in a locked cage fight to the death, and I also wonder at what point this thread could be considered legendary status.
Also, where has lemonwalrus gone?
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On July 23 2012 23:42 discomatt wrote:Show nested quote +On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd Not a very good source. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you.
its already been tested no dog have by force stronger than 325pound force, lion for example have bite force of 700pounds. Strongest humans can punch 2400 psi force.
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On July 23 2012 22:40 Dephy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 23 2012 22:36 PlasticBrain wrote:On July 23 2012 19:22 CubEdIn wrote:
There are several incidents when people in life-or-death situations did incredible super-human things, and you guys are saying that we couldn't kill a 20kg dog? The poll says the dog is a German Sheppard. They can be 65cm shoulder height and 40kg. Shouldnt compare that one to a 20kg puppy. I think human would win if he uses his brain > poking in the eyes or whatever. If you just look at bare fighting power, average human would have no chance. depends on average human, if its 40kg shepherd, like average asian is like 165 60kg or something, while average nordic is like 185cm 85kg, ofc asian would have alot more problem than nordic.
but us asians know martial arts, and the nords forsook their warrior heritage for ikea.
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On July 24 2012 01:13 Dephy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 23 2012 23:42 discomatt wrote:On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd Not a very good source. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you. its already been tested no dog have by force stronger than 325pound force, lion for example have bite force of 700pounds. Strongest humans can punch 2400 psi force.
Psi? Damn I knew deep inside I was protoss
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On July 24 2012 02:01 mordk wrote:Show nested quote +On July 24 2012 01:13 Dephy wrote:On July 23 2012 23:42 discomatt wrote:On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd Not a very good source. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you. its already been tested no dog have by force stronger than 325pound force, lion for example have bite force of 700pounds. Strongest humans can punch 2400 psi force. Psi? Damn I knew deep inside I was protoss
psi not Psi, pounds per square inch are you trolling or really that ignorant?
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On July 24 2012 02:43 Nothingtosay wrote:Show nested quote +On July 24 2012 02:01 mordk wrote:On July 24 2012 01:13 Dephy wrote:On July 23 2012 23:42 discomatt wrote:On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd Not a very good source. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you. its already been tested no dog have by force stronger than 325pound force, lion for example have bite force of 700pounds. Strongest humans can punch 2400 psi force. Psi? Damn I knew deep inside I was protoss psi not Psi, pounds per square inch are you trolling or really that ignorant?
LOL how can you reply like that, fucking epic.
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On July 24 2012 02:43 Nothingtosay wrote:Show nested quote +On July 24 2012 02:01 mordk wrote:On July 24 2012 01:13 Dephy wrote:On July 23 2012 23:42 discomatt wrote:On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd Not a very good source. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you. its already been tested no dog have by force stronger than 325pound force, lion for example have bite force of 700pounds. Strongest humans can punch 2400 psi force. Psi? Damn I knew deep inside I was protoss psi not Psi, pounds per square inch are you trolling or really that ignorant?
He wasn't talking about pressure he was talking about the psionic energy Protoss get their power from, short for psi. Psi energy is a clean and renewable energy source, unlike vespine gas which when burned releases poisonous carbon byproducts into the atmosphere.
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On July 24 2012 05:28 Sinensis wrote:Show nested quote +On July 24 2012 02:43 Nothingtosay wrote:On July 24 2012 02:01 mordk wrote:On July 24 2012 01:13 Dephy wrote:On July 23 2012 23:42 discomatt wrote:On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd Not a very good source. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you. its already been tested no dog have by force stronger than 325pound force, lion for example have bite force of 700pounds. Strongest humans can punch 2400 psi force. Psi? Damn I knew deep inside I was protoss psi not Psi, pounds per square inch are you trolling or really that ignorant? He wasn't talking about pressure he was talking about the psionic energy Protoss get their power from, short for psi. Psi energy is a clean and renewable energy source, unlike vespine gas which when burned releases poisonous carbon byproducts into the atmosphere.
And does not help against ATTACK DOGS!
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can't believe person is winning this poll, dogs are badass people.
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If you are inside of a normal room with a German Shepard and you have to kill one another, the human will always win. Open the door and close it behind you. The dog will die of dehydration.
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On July 24 2012 01:13 Dephy wrote:Show nested quote +On July 23 2012 23:42 discomatt wrote:On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd Not a very good source. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you. its already been tested no dog have by force stronger than 325pound force, lion for example have bite force of 700pounds. Strongest humans can punch 2400 psi force.
Where did you hear this? A heavyweight boxer punches with 600-800psi of force, the average joe won't even get 150. Also, it's not really comparable, since a 600psi punch still has no piercing property and will certainly not injure you as much as a 300psi bite.
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Ùnless you get knocked out??
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Uh... why exactly are you guys measuring force in psi? Also the force of a punch is the instantaneous peak value which is not really useful for actual calculations and mostly only good for epeen competitions.
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On July 24 2012 07:08 Cel.erity wrote:Show nested quote +On July 24 2012 01:13 Dephy wrote:On July 23 2012 23:42 discomatt wrote:On July 22 2012 01:39 Sinensis wrote:On July 22 2012 01:08 discomatt wrote:
A friend's mom breeds GS. They are amazing animals, but this comparison is unfair.
A dog bred for strength, and trained to act aggressively is different than a pet. She has Shepherds that aren't allowed around children, and she has some that are docile, and in relatively bad shape.
If you put an average dog against an average human, 'hand-to-hand,' the human would lose. We're not a physically strong species on average, mostly because we don't have to be.
If you put a trained, strong human against a trained, strong dog, it's a toss-up, but I think the human would have a greater chance simply due to combat strategy and size. I've heard stories about dogs 'turning.' There were injuries, but the dogs ended up dead.
Also, we have to keep in mind if we want a real 'species vs species' battle here, the human would win. We are smart to the point where we don't have to be the strongest to be at the top of the food chain. A semi-automatic pistol is enough for the average person to stop a Shepherd unscathed.
They don't have anywhere near an 800lb bite. They are exceptional animals, but so are trained humans. We also have a wonderful intelligence, and opposing thumb that lets us utilize weaponry. You can't really say 'man vs dog' without taking that into account. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_bite_force_of_the_German_Shepherd Not a very good source. http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201005/dog-bite-force-myths-misinterpretations-and-realities800lbs of force on most dog's jaws will break it, I assure you. its already been tested no dog have by force stronger than 325pound force, lion for example have bite force of 700pounds. Strongest humans can punch 2400 psi force. Where did you hear this? A heavyweight boxer punches with 600-800psi of force, the average joe won't even get 150. Also, it's not really comparable, since a 600psi punch still has no piercing property and will certainly not injure you as much as a 300psi bite.
I think some people are confusing pounds of force with psi ^^ 2400psi is kind of fucking ridiculous lol
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now, every time i see a medium sized dog on the street i get convinced that we dont stand a chance..
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On July 24 2012 09:49 Carras wrote:
now, every time i see a medium sized dog on the street i get convinced that we dont stand a chance..
If the dogs rise up, man, we're screwed.
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