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EpiK
Korea (South)5757 Posts
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Instigata
United States546 Posts
If a guy had a mindset to kill he should win vs a dog but would probably be a mangled mess and would die after without long hospitalization if it were a dog trained to kill as well. In a real life setting would be harder since who walks around with a mindset to kill? Random dog comes at you unexpectedly you probably aren't thinking shove your fingers in its eyes or try to choke it to death. | ||
nymfaw
Norway430 Posts
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Nahsom
Austria361 Posts
On July 24 2012 21:46 nymfaw wrote: Alot of stupid replies. Dog will always win against nerds, even chiwawas But, but, but I am a level 85 warrior! + Show Spoiler + :D | ||
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Cel.erity
United States4890 Posts
On July 24 2012 19:45 sereniity wrote: You sure look silly now... One dog was stabbed, another was thrown into traffic, a third was choked by his collar. These are outside of the scenario parameters. In the fourth scenario, it was a bar fight that the cops were trying to break up. This is a confusing situation and not really applicable to a 1v1 fight. The last one seems legit, it was man vs dog, but the man looks rather large and he's kind of merciless since he also shot two people. Additionally, the dog was not fighting for his life, but the criminal was fighting for his freedom. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On July 24 2012 22:01 Cel.erity wrote: One dog was stabbed, another was thrown into traffic, a third was choked by his collar. These are outside of the scenario parameters. In the fourth scenario, it was a bar fight that the cops were trying to break up. This is a confusing situation and not really applicable to a 1v1 fight. The last one seems legit, it was man vs dog, but the man looks rather large and he's kind of merciless since he also shot two people. Additionally, the dog was not fighting for his life, but the criminal was fighting for his freedom. That's true, but I specified that it's not something that applies to the poll in question, it's just a reply for people going "well it's not like you've ever seen a police dog get killed by a human!" ummm... yes, we have. Point is, if you can throw a german shepherd (into traffic, w/e, he still picked it up and threw it), or just choke it with your bare hands, then you won't get killed in a 1v1. You just won't, your basic instincts won't let you. You will do whatever it takes to survive. I posted an article like 3-4 pages ago with a NINE YEAR OLD who choked a dog for 20 minutes that was attacking another dog. He held it in place with a BJJ choke until animal department came to help. 20 minutes. 9 year old. And the dog was average-large size (some kind of mix breed rottweiler). | ||
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Cel.erity
United States4890 Posts
On July 24 2012 22:07 CubEdIn wrote: That's true, but I specified that it's not something that applies to the poll in question, it's just a reply for people going "well it's not like you've ever seen a police dog get killed by a human!" ummm... yes, we have. Point is, if you can throw a german shepherd (into traffic, w/e, he still picked it up and threw it), or just choke it with your bare hands, then you won't get killed in a 1v1. You just won't, your basic instincts won't let you. You will do whatever it takes to survive. I posted an article like 3-4 pages ago with a NINE YEAR OLD who choked a dog for 20 minutes that was attacking another dog. He held it in place with a BJJ choke until animal department came to help. 20 minutes. 9 year old. And the dog was average-large size (some kind of mix breed rottweiler). Sure, but he was trained, and he jumped on top of the dog while its attention was on something else. We all agree it's possible to choke a dog, but that 9-year old would be quite dead if the dog were charging at him instead of the girl in the story. | ||
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Biggun69
187 Posts
The dog's first response will obviously be to try and bite you and, depending on the type of dog, usually to grab a limb with its mouth and clench. As it approaches you you can try kick it in the head / underbelly. Once the dog has grabbed your arm or foot, the best way to get it to let go is to poke it as hard as you can in the eyes which is the same with most animals including crocodiles / alligators but this won't kill the dog. The dog's greatest weakness is its back/ spine which is actually quite weak. Once the dog has grabbed onto your arm/leg, your best chance is to punch down hard on the middle of it's back (sort of like a karate chop but can be with a clenched fist) which is the weakest part with the least muscle. If you are a decent strong man you can break it's back instantly and win. | ||
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sereniity
Sweden1159 Posts
On July 24 2012 22:01 Cel.erity wrote: One dog was stabbed, another was thrown into traffic, a third was choked by his collar. These are outside of the scenario parameters. In the fourth scenario, it was a bar fight that the cops were trying to break up. This is a confusing situation and not really applicable to a 1v1 fight. The last one seems legit, it was man vs dog, but the man looks rather large and he's kind of merciless since he also shot two people. Additionally, the dog was not fighting for his life, but the criminal was fighting for his freedom. If he managed to grab the dog and throw it into the traffic I'm sure he could've grabbed it and smashed it into a wall. | ||
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
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Kickboxer
Slovenia1308 Posts
On July 24 2012 18:48 CubEdIn wrote: It's funny that people reference police chases, because even though it's clearly a different scenario, there are recorded cases where *gasp*, the crooks take out the FUCKING DOG!! http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/breaking/NJ-K-9-Officer-Killed-111090419.html Threw it into traffic (lolol). http://twolittlecavaliers.com/2012/04/man-chokes-police-dog.html Choked. http://www.vvdailypress.com/articles/faces-33549-four-police.html Choked. http://blog.al.com/montgomery/2012/04/dothan_shooting_suspect_tried.html Choked. http://www.columbian.com/news/2011/aug/03/man-sentenced-in-dog-killing/ Stabbed with a 3 inch pocket knife (that's not even the width of your palm). So yeah, I get that dogs are fking scary, but we're HUMANS, we have several advantages over them, such as weight and brains. You guys are saying "lolol you've never seen a really angry dog", I'm saying you've never seen a man fighting for his life. As an added bonus, the dog gets owned in hilarious ways in almost every above article. | ||
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Flyingdutchman
Netherlands858 Posts
On July 24 2012 22:58 Kickboxer wrote: As an added bonus, the dog gets owned in hilarious ways in almost every above article. I found the guy from the vvdailypress article on facebook He choked out the dog with its chokechain after getting tazed. As people can see, he is not a feeble guy, but certainly not a 400 pound MMA fighter. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/dZUvi.jpg) | ||
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FallDownMarigold
United States3710 Posts
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Krowser
Canada788 Posts
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
On July 25 2012 00:28 Krowser wrote: The dog wins, just for the simple fact that it's all muscle and it has very sharp teeth. Humans can only hurt it by using blunt blows, and it's going to take a lot of them before the dog starts bleeding. how many blows to break bones... | ||
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BerserKr
Chile101 Posts
On July 24 2012 22:58 Kickboxer wrote: As an added bonus, the dog gets owned in hilarious ways in almost every above article. I don't quite understand how the death of a police dog can cause any sort of humorous reaction to anyone, those are respectable animals that serve society and help fight crime every day, no matter the circumstance their death isn't hilarious, and as I posted previously I've choked a dog to death in self defense and was anything but hilarious I must say. | ||
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
On July 25 2012 00:29 BerserKr wrote: I don't quite understand how the death of a police dog can cause any sort of humorous reaction to anyone, those are respectable animals that serve society and help fight crime every day, no matter the circumstance their death isn't hilarious, and as I posted previously I've choked a dog to death in self defense and was anything but hilarious I must say. dude its a dog, chill | ||
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BerserKr
Chile101 Posts
A dog thats probably more useful to society than many men and women nowadays. Plus it's the first species to have been domesticated by the human, they have been useful throughout history and serve to rescue people from fire, snow, drowning, searching for missing people, detecting drugs, detecting bombs, police unit, military, they saved Napoleon and went to space, I think they deserve some respect. | ||
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Forikorder
Canada8840 Posts
On July 25 2012 00:54 BerserKr wrote: A dog thats probably more useful to society than many men and women nowadays. Plus it's the first species to have been domesticated by the human, they have been useful throughout history and serve to rescue people from fire, snow, drowning, searching for missing people, detecting drugs, detecting bombs, police unit, militray, they saved Napoleon and went to space, I think they deserve some respect. like maybe not forcing them to do all those dangerous things anymore....? | ||
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BerserKr
Chile101 Posts
On July 25 2012 00:57 Forikorder wrote: like maybe not forcing them to do all those dangerous things anymore....? Thats a completley separate discussion and I might agree with you, I'm just regarding the stupidity of considering the death of a dog hilarious, thats it, if you want to start a thread whether its correct or not to train dogs to do such tasks feel free to and I will reply, but we are derrailing from the discussion of another derrail, and it was my fault to derrail the discussion in the first place but I just felt like I had to atleast comment such post, I prefer not to go into this discussion unless its in another thread or PM, feel free to do both. | ||
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