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Djin)ftw(
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Germany3357 Posts
July 24 2012 02:12 GMT
#1121
On July 24 2012 11:05 Cel.erity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2012 09:49 Carras wrote:
now, every time i see a medium sized dog on the street i get convinced that we dont stand a chance..


If the dogs rise up, man, we're screwed.


why we got hell of a lot cats. dude they own. maow!
"jk CLG best mindgames using the baron to counterthrow" - boesthius
gtrsrs
Profile Joined June 2010
United States9109 Posts
July 24 2012 02:20 GMT
#1122
comparing bites to punches in force or torque or average force or whatever you're trying to do is pretty funny

last time i checked, dogs have razor sharp teeth and your fist is really really soft
boxing gloves are worn to protect the fists of the puncher, not the body of the receiver of the punch because fists are such a shitty fighting tool

to all the people who are saying that a human would win, i double dog dare you (huehhuehue) to go punch a large dog as hard as you can and see if it has any impact on it at all. again, dollars to donuts that it turns around and rips you to shreds. anywhere but the face is going to do absolutely nothing to the dog with their thick leathery skin and matte of fur. hitting a dog moving at this speed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuW84HhN3Wo) in the face would be a miracle.

the way that internet-goers overestimate themselves is so funny. i bet 90% of you couldn't kick a soccerball let alone a dog that can jump a 6' fence
i play ... hearthstone =\^.^/= Winterfox
sc14s
Profile Joined March 2011
United States5052 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-24 02:45:52
July 24 2012 02:41 GMT
#1123
On July 22 2012 23:38 gtrsrs wrote:
this topic is hiarious

it reminds me of all the times i've seen police release a dog on someone who is disorderly or fleeing, and then the person - who is of average weight and height - not only doesn't run from the dog, but turns around on the spot and kills it before escaping the police

oh wait no, that has not and will not ever happen. anyone who voted human is DELUSIONAL
the only way you would have ANY chance against any wild animal is with protective covering or a weapon. in a skin versus fur matchup, human stands 0 chance against nearly any wild creature except maybe a grape

your argument is funny because you act as if they guys are going to stop to fight a dog when they have a fleet of police after them or the fact that alot of people are scared shitless of it and freeze up and dont think.

we are talking a hypothetical situation where you ARE going to fight the dog.

actually after reading this guys other posts in this thread he has to be trolling or he really doesnt understand tactics i guess , not to mention dogs arent all that smart and are predictable.
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-24 02:48:09
July 24 2012 02:47 GMT
#1124
Worst case scenario would be a broken arm or a couple lost fingers before you get into position on top of the dog and kill it from there. Strangle, break the neck, bash the head, whatever.

Anyone referencing police chases are silly. The criminal isn't trying to kill the mutt, he's trying to escape fool.
RighteousDan
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada99 Posts
July 24 2012 06:52 GMT
#1125
it'll most likely go for your hands or your ankles, so once it's latched on, if you can deal with the pain pwn it in the face. repeatedly.
"He's from Trinidad and Tobago. So he's Trinidadian and Toboggan."
KiWiKaKi
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada691 Posts
July 24 2012 06:55 GMT
#1126
gotta make a new thread but with : big ass alpha male wolf vs human
ur pro or ur noob , thats life
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
July 24 2012 07:07 GMT
#1127
Next one should be girlfriend vs. spider
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
July 24 2012 08:05 GMT
#1128
On July 24 2012 15:55 KiWiKaKi wrote:
gotta make a new thread but with : big ass alpha male wolf vs human

Liam Neeson would win every time.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
July 24 2012 09:48 GMT
#1129
It's funny that people reference police chases, because even though it's clearly a different scenario, there are recorded cases where *gasp*, the crooks take out the FUCKING DOG!!

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/breaking/NJ-K-9-Officer-Killed-111090419.html
Threw it into traffic (lolol).

http://twolittlecavaliers.com/2012/04/man-chokes-police-dog.html
Choked.

http://www.vvdailypress.com/articles/faces-33549-four-police.html
Choked.

http://blog.al.com/montgomery/2012/04/dothan_shooting_suspect_tried.html
Choked.

http://www.columbian.com/news/2011/aug/03/man-sentenced-in-dog-killing/
Stabbed with a 3 inch pocket knife (that's not even the width of your palm).

So yeah, I get that dogs are fking scary, but we're HUMANS, we have several advantages over them, such as weight and brains. You guys are saying "lolol you've never seen a really angry dog", I'm saying you've never seen a man fighting for his life.

Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
CV-Mackh
Profile Joined April 2012
France102 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-24 10:04:07
July 24 2012 10:00 GMT
#1130
Human should win this, they are a few Technics, but the basics are: always keep an arm ready to defend your throat, waiting for it to attack, when he does, either catch his throat before he does with yours, or if you can't give him your arm and while he is biting it, simply put a thumb in one of the eyes balls then turn reverse clockwise, intense pain, blindness and possible death if you went far enough.

Basic self defence trick i've been given as a liveguard.

Otherwise, as strange as it sounds, pulling strongly on their ears is very painful to them, not a way to kill obviously but it will at least make it stop biting if you are not willing to kill the beast
Just a few more drones I sware !
PuddingTiger
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom62 Posts
July 24 2012 10:19 GMT
#1131
I would let the dog kill me, I am a morally corrupt person who is not as deserving as the dog who is pure and innocent. Dogs are better people than humans.
sereniity
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Sweden1159 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-24 10:45:15
July 24 2012 10:45 GMT
#1132
On July 22 2012 23:38 gtrsrs wrote:
this topic is hiarious

it reminds me of all the times i've seen police release a dog on someone who is disorderly or fleeing, and then the person - who is of average weight and height - not only doesn't run from the dog, but turns around on the spot and kills it before escaping the police

oh wait no, that has not and will not ever happen. anyone who voted human is DELUSIONAL
the only way you would have ANY chance against any wild animal is with protective covering or a weapon. in a skin versus fur matchup, human stands 0 chance against nearly any wild creature except maybe a grape



On July 24 2012 18:48 CubEdIn wrote:
It's funny that people reference police chases, because even though it's clearly a different scenario, there are recorded cases where *gasp*, the crooks take out the FUCKING DOG!!

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/breaking/NJ-K-9-Officer-Killed-111090419.html
Threw it into traffic (lolol).

http://twolittlecavaliers.com/2012/04/man-chokes-police-dog.html
Choked.

http://www.vvdailypress.com/articles/faces-33549-four-police.html
Choked.

http://blog.al.com/montgomery/2012/04/dothan_shooting_suspect_tried.html
Choked.

http://www.columbian.com/news/2011/aug/03/man-sentenced-in-dog-killing/
Stabbed with a 3 inch pocket knife (that's not even the width of your palm).

So yeah, I get that dogs are fking scary, but we're HUMANS, we have several advantages over them, such as weight and brains. You guys are saying "lolol you've never seen a really angry dog", I'm saying you've never seen a man fighting for his life.



You sure look silly now...
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Dr_Strange
Profile Joined April 2009
United States80 Posts
July 24 2012 10:54 GMT
#1133
You guys are over estimating a dogs weapons. There was a guy that even had a mountain lion snap down on his throat twice and still managed to win. The same with sharks. People have beat these animals without weapons that weren't extraordinary humans. A human isn't the easiest of prey. Even a wolf would have a hard time managing to kill a man. The animals can easily injure a human, but to kill is another matter.
I am the sorcerer supreme.
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-24 11:06:48
July 24 2012 11:00 GMT
#1134
Most of the arguments that involve a dog winning seem to involve it getting to the neck/head on its first try.
The dog is a pack animal, it would very likely go for something it could reach easily like a leg, because a few dogs doing that could easy take down prey.

The human wins. They might not be in spectacular condition afterward, but they most definitely win.


On July 24 2012 19:45 sereniity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2012 23:38 gtrsrs wrote:
this topic is hiarious

it reminds me of all the times i've seen police release a dog on someone who is disorderly or fleeing, and then the person - who is of average weight and height - not only doesn't run from the dog, but turns around on the spot and kills it before escaping the police

oh wait no, that has not and will not ever happen. anyone who voted human is DELUSIONAL
the only way you would have ANY chance against any wild animal is with protective covering or a weapon. in a skin versus fur matchup, human stands 0 chance against nearly any wild creature except maybe a grape



Show nested quote +
On July 24 2012 18:48 CubEdIn wrote:
It's funny that people reference police chases, because even though it's clearly a different scenario, there are recorded cases where *gasp*, the crooks take out the FUCKING DOG!!

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/breaking/NJ-K-9-Officer-Killed-111090419.html
Threw it into traffic (lolol).

http://twolittlecavaliers.com/2012/04/man-chokes-police-dog.html
Choked.

http://www.vvdailypress.com/articles/faces-33549-four-police.html
Choked.

http://blog.al.com/montgomery/2012/04/dothan_shooting_suspect_tried.html
Choked.

http://www.columbian.com/news/2011/aug/03/man-sentenced-in-dog-killing/
Stabbed with a 3 inch pocket knife (that's not even the width of your palm).

So yeah, I get that dogs are fking scary, but we're HUMANS, we have several advantages over them, such as weight and brains. You guys are saying "lolol you've never seen a really angry dog", I'm saying you've never seen a man fighting for his life.



You sure look silly now...


The traffic and knifing ones don't apply, and if you read the articles, none of those choked dogs died. That might be a by-product of police interference however.

the middle article raises an important point though, is the dog wearing a collar?
relatedly, does the person have shoes on?
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Fus
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1112 Posts
July 24 2012 11:15 GMT
#1135
I think humans would win because they are smarter. A dog would go for the leg or something as it's hard to get to the neck when the person is standing, while the dog is biting the legs just puncture it's eyes. This recuire the person to keep calm from the pain ofc.
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Deleted User 61629
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1664 Posts
July 24 2012 11:43 GMT
#1136
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TSM
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Great Britain584 Posts
July 24 2012 12:05 GMT
#1137
can you use shoes as a weapon, a good kick to the head should do enough damage or maybe even a knee, this wont be a close fight either way, with one comes out fine or the other comes out dead. it really depends on the person though.
The person to smile when everything goes wrong has found someone to blame it on - arthur bloch **** tl:dr *user was banned for this post*
padfoota
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Taiwan1571 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-24 12:11:12
July 24 2012 12:06 GMT
#1138
I can imagine an average sized man but I cannot imagine an average sized dog.
What kind of dog?

Although in most cases I think the dog will win from what Im seeing from TL (average posters are talking about using their fists to punch the dog WTF - PUNCHING IS NOT GOOD FOR FIGHTING UNLESS YOU ARE TRAINED WITH IT, THE AVERAGE PERSON DOES NOT KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT PUNCHING AND WILL LIKELY BREAK THEIR WRIST)

However - lets say an average sized WILD MAN vs average sized WILD DOG

both full on animal instincts, has a bunch of fighting experience due to wild etc etc etc

I would vote for the man, hes smarter, and has a lot more weapons (2 hands, 2 legs, various grapples etc etc)
A dog can only bite.

Even in the case of a smarter human who knows wtf hes doing vs an average sized dog I would still vote for the man.

A big dog I cannot say.
Stop procrastinating
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
July 24 2012 12:10 GMT
#1139
On July 24 2012 19:19 PuddingTiger wrote:
I would let the dog kill me, I am a morally corrupt person who is not as deserving as the dog who is pure and innocent. Dogs are better people than humans.


What an interesting person you are. If you're serious, just remember humans can change! I'd rather have people that have a chance to do a lot of good and a lot of bad then dogs that can't do much of either.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
July 24 2012 12:19 GMT
#1140
On July 24 2012 21:10 radscorpion9 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2012 19:19 PuddingTiger wrote:
I would let the dog kill me, I am a morally corrupt person who is not as deserving as the dog who is pure and innocent. Dogs are better people than humans.


What an interesting person you are. If you're serious, just remember humans can change! I'd rather have people that have a chance to do a lot of good and a lot of bad then dogs that can't do much of either.


Also, I'm pretty sure he would kill a hundred puppies before dying if needed.
People who have been on the edge of death said that it doesn't matter how much you liked your life, how much you thought you'd fight before it happens, how much you wanted it to end (in cases of fail suicide): in the moment that you are actually facing death, you would do ANYTHING to survive. It's not under your control anymore, adrenaline and primal instinct kicks in. They said that you would give anything to live even for a few more minutes, even if the rest of your life would be spent on a tight rope with spikes underneath it, you would still choose that over death.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
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