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On May 27 2008 00:27 Zortch wrote:
Seriously, people are forgetting that this is life or death, a situation that most of us have probably never encountered and probably never will. People do some absolutly ridiculous stuff in life or death situations. Mothers lifting cars off their children and stuff like that, which also leads me to I bet women could win the fight too.
On a lighter note, who would win if it could be the biggest best w/e dog and any human.
I'm thinking give me a sumo wrestler and it'll take out any dog no problem heh.
versus
Poll: MAN vs BEAST
(Vote): MAN
(Vote): BEAST
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Lol decaf, that's not even close.
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Sweden33723 Posts
On May 26 2008 23:51 Sosha wrote:
i'd kill the dog in less than 1 minute..
maybe if it was somewhat more challenging animal.. like something bigger than a dog.. obviously something like a lion or tiger would be too big, and prolly be too tough to combat.. but is still possible. There are stories of ppl getting into fights with bears and other big wild animals and still being able to survive and get away etc.
However, just a dog.. of any kind.. even highly trained police dogs.. they are no match for the flexibility, ingenuity or indomitable human spirit. The dog only has its mouth to use as a weapon/defense.. you could most likely hit it or kick it once and it's majorly damaged.. its simple clean up from there ;o
lol
yeah, right -_-
I dunno who would win but I'm pretty sure it wont go down the way you think.
On May 26 2008 21:42 Hawk wrote:A Ukrainian brother! I bet he was drunk. If youre of average size and not a retard, you should win. But I like dogs, I wouldnt wanna hurt him 
This reminds me of when someone posted a link to that article about the 70-something african (forget what country) man who killed a lion that attacked him, with his bare hands 
EDIT: Bah I can't find it, anyone else remember it?
Not sure if he killed it or just survived, meh.
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German Shepards are some big strong ass dogs
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On May 26 2008 23:57 Boblion wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2008 23:51 Sosha wrote:
maybe if it was somewhat more challenging animal.. like something bigger than a dog.. obviously something like a lion or tiger would be too big, and prolly be too tough to combat.. but is still possible. There are stories of ppl getting into fights with bears and other big wild animals and still being able to survive and get away etc.
Rolf if it is a fight to death a lion or a bear would rape any human. You have no chance.
Sure you do. Pretend to enjoy it, and it will grow emotionally attached.
Then patiently await an opportunity for betrayal.
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LoL I love the people here who keep theorycrafting. They're the same people who'd get utterly wrecked in a real fight vs another human with training.
Adrenaline works great. Now realize that dogs have adrenaline too. Thanks. And if adrenaline is so awe-inspiring awesome, then explain why a little nerdy guy can't utterly pwn a group of bullies? I thought adrenaline will make his strength like PHWOAR and then he just flings bullies left and right into telephone poles, breaking backs, and taking names, right?
Also, to the "theory-crafters," why the hell do you guys think a fight would play out in a linear fashion. Okay, so the dog just barrels forward for that all-important chomping bite. Then it will sit there, refusing to let go to said limb, while you jab away at it like a punching bag?? Dude, dogs aren't retarded. They will bite and try to cause damage. If an attack comes, they SEE it, and DODGE. Jesus. Dogs have FOUR legs. You think they can't dodge?? If we can dodge on two legs, trust me they can dodge a lot better!
By this kind of dog-fighting theory, two dogs in a fight would just run at each other in a straight line, both clamp on to some part of the other's anatomy and sit there like vampires, refusing to let go.... Is that how dog fights look to people?
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the police releases dogs on armed ppl, armed with axes knives etc. On ppl so high on drugs they hardly feel pain. They don't do it to get a good laugh when the dog goes down. Fact is, a normal person have no chance vs a dog like a german sheppard.
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On May 27 2008 01:37 EGoldman wrote:
Adrenaline works great. Now realize that dogs have adrenaline too. Thanks. And if adrenaline is so awe-inspiring awesome, then explain why a little nerdy guy can't utterly pwn a group of bullies? I thought adrenaline will make his strength like PHWOAR and then he just flings bullies left and right into telephone poles, breaking backs, and taking names, right?
You can't just turn on adrenaline. It kicks in when your mind realizes that either you or someone you're willing to die for is in a life threatening situation. Losing your lunch money isn't a life threatening situation. Even if it was and the little nerd goes ape shit on a massive bully, then the bully's adrenaline kicks in and he beats the shit out of the little kid.
Also, to the "theory-crafters," why the hell do you guys think a fight would play out in a linear fashion. Okay, so the dog just barrels forward for that all-important chomping bite. Then it will sit there, refusing to let go to said limb, while you jab away at it like a punching bag?? Dude, dogs aren't retarded. They will bite and try to cause damage. If an attack comes, they SEE it, and DODGE. Jesus. Dogs have FOUR legs. You think they can't dodge?? If we can dodge on two legs, trust me they can dodge a lot better!
Why are we higher up in the food chain? Because we are SMARTER THAN DOGS. Dog's ignore pain and do what they know in fights; they attack. They're going to ignore any pain you inflict, thus letting you break the shit it needs to kill you. Also, have you ever seen a dog strafe? No. You know why? They can't. They don't have the balance or the joints to move sideways effectively, unlike us.
By this kind of dog-fighting theory, two dogs in a fight would just run at each other in a straight line, both clamp on to some part of the other's anatomy and sit there like vampires, refusing to let go.... Is that how dog fights look to people?
Yeah, pretty much, its a bite fest and the stronger dog lives.
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once as a kid while I was walking home from school an alley dog tried to attack me and caught ahold of my sneaker with its teeth when I tried to run away. I was so frightened and started screaming and then kicked my foot free and kicked the dog in the snout.
from just one good snout kick it whimpered and backed off a little, just snarling, but my andrenaline was so high (from fighting back) that I just kept trying to kick it (in face and side) and sometimes it kept getting ahold of my sneaker, but I was pretty much kicking the shit out of it so it finally ran away.
I was only in the 6th grade.
fuck your theorycrafting.
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Sweden33723 Posts
Why are we higher up in the food chain? Because we are SMARTER THAN DOGS. Dog's ignore pain and do what they know in fights; they attack. They're going to ignore any pain you inflict, thus letting you break the shit it needs to kill you. Also, have you ever seen a dog strafe? No. You know why? They can't. They don't have the balance or the joints to move sideways effectively, unlike us.
Fighting a dog unarmed is not a symptom of higher intelligence, and is certainly not how we got to the top of the foodchain.
Fighting the dog with a gun would be more our style.
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you know what, on second thought, fuck that piece of shit dog and I hope it dies or I caused it internal bleeding
I was always scared of dogs and that was a terrifying experience for me as a boy
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On May 27 2008 01:51 FrozenArbiter wrote:Show nested quote +
Why are we higher up in the food chain? Because we are SMARTER THAN DOGS. Dog's ignore pain and do what they know in fights; they attack. They're going to ignore any pain you inflict, thus letting you break the shit it needs to kill you. Also, have you ever seen a dog strafe? No. You know why? They can't. They don't have the balance or the joints to move sideways effectively, unlike us.
Fighting a dog unarmed is not a symptom of higher intelligence, and is certainly not how we got to the top of the foodchain. Fighting the dog with a gun would be more our style.
I know fighting unarmed is dumb, but that is the situation we are put in. We're higher up because we can analyze a situation and find the best way to go about succeeding. We know how to kill a dog in the safest and most efficient way, a dog is going to rush and do whatever it can without thinking.
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On May 27 2008 00:45 decafchicken wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2008 00:27 Zortch wrote:
Seriously, people are forgetting that this is life or death, a situation that most of us have probably never encountered and probably never will. People do some absolutly ridiculous stuff in life or death situations. Mothers lifting cars off their children and stuff like that, which also leads me to I bet women could win the fight too.
On a lighter note, who would win if it could be the biggest best w/e dog and any human.
I'm thinking give me a sumo wrestler and it'll take out any dog no problem heh. versus Poll: MAN vs BEAST( Vote): MAN ( Vote): BEAST
Bad comparision bro
If you are going to pick one of the strongest men, you should also pick the strongest breed of dogs, the Tibetan Mastiff(藏獒).
One Tibetan Mastiff could fend off 3 full grown wolves.
And a picture of them as a puppy.
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to the person wondering what type of kick to throw, against any opponent charging at you (human or dog), a lead side kick or front kick are effective, as well as an axe kick. i wouldnt do a spin hook kick against a dog, therefore exposing my back.
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Or you could just break its neck and call it good.
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On May 27 2008 01:37 EGoldman wrote:
By this kind of dog-fighting theory, two dogs in a fight would just run at each other in a straight line, both clamp on to some part of the other's anatomy and sit there like vampires, refusing to let go.... Is that how dog fights look to people?
hahaha
thats pretty much exactly what happens
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a dog weighs 20 kg, a man weighs 70+ kg. easy
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You guys obviously haven't been around dogs much. Unless it was one of the very biggest and best dogs in terms of fighting you could lose. But those guys aren't that strong, even large ones. You could simply RIP his jaws open and dislocate them and he'd be pretty much powerless, all you have to protect really is your neck.
Dogs might seem scary and all but if you are any bit as fearless as them you'd rape them up good.
EDIT: 4 legs makes it WAY harder to turn and dodge, but better for running.
If it is some huge strong dog (mastiff of some kind) and well trained it can't be fair to fight him with an "average human". I'd like to see any dog stand 20 seconds alive against a half trained martial artist.
A dog should not be able to knock you over since you have so much more weight, you should be able to knock THEM over, especially as they don't have that much strength if they only are standing on 2 feet. Just when they rear up push them back with your hands and the rest of your body.
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Human, if we can populate the entire world we can beat a german sheppard too. With or without weapons
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human will win for sure; sheer strength and the ability to go for the eyes and/or genitalia..
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