[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 13

On May 26 2008 05:39 Rekrul wrote:
just let it bite you and head lock it and choke it to death, i guess if you fuck it up and it gets to ur neck you're fucked though

person

On May 26 2008 14:39 Failsafe wrote:
as for the average human male, it really depends what region you're drawing from. your average frenchman will probably not fare well against your average german shepherd.
skadoosh

Jacco Macacco was a celebrated monkey gladiator. Jacco was a male weighing approximately 10 lb, from the species of Simian dominated by the Gibbon, which sit with their fore-paws upon the ground. His colour was ashy, with black fingers and muzzle. Jacco derived his first name from his sponsors the Jolly Jacktars.

Jacco was regularly advertised as being open to the attack of any dog not weighing above twenty pounds, for a bet from ten to fifty pounds that the dog would not last five minutes.

His mode of attack or rather of defence was to present his back or neck to the dog and to shift or tumble about until he could lay hold on the arm or chest, when he ascended to the windpipe, clawing and biting away, which usually occupied him about one-and-one-half minutes and if his antagonist was not speedily withdrawn, his death was certain. After the bait the monkey exhibited a frightful appearance, being deluged with blood. The toughness and flexibility of his own skin rendered him impervious to the teeth of the dog. After fighting several battles in this manner, Jacko, improving his style from experience, changed his system of tactics and adopted the plan of jumping upon his adversary's neck, where with greater security and perfectly at his ease, he dispatched his opponent in normally three minutes.

On May 26 2008 17:41 Funchucks wrote:

I thought there were none, but then I read this story, and heard that a man died like that:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/05/AR2006060500394.html

...so now my running total for guys like that is at -1.

On May 26 2008 17:02 IntoTheWow wrote:
I'm not saying that theres no chance a man wins. Of course a man can win. I'm talking average.

If poll should be decided by average then i don't see why people vote humans.

Since girls are practically autolose. And female dogs will be way stronger. That's more than 50% of the human population probably losing. Then you have male humans, of which most are untrained. I'm not even talking about a trained to kill dog, just 1 dog vs 1 human both with the purpose of killing each other in a big room.

On May 26 2008 22:56 HamerD wrote:
ps obviously no one has played red alert xD

On May 26 2008 23:51 Sosha wrote:
i'd kill the dog in less than 1 minute..
maybe if it was somewhat more challenging animal.. like something bigger than a dog.. obviously something like a lion or tiger would be too big, and prolly be too tough to combat.. but is still possible. There are stories of ppl getting into fights with bears and other big wild animals and still being able to survive and get away etc.

However, just a dog.. of any kind.. even highly trained police dogs.. they are no match for the flexibility, ingenuity or indomitable human spirit. The dog only has its mouth to use as a weapon/defense.. you could most likely hit it or kick it once and it's majorly damaged.. its simple clean up from there ;o

On May 26 2008 23:51 Sosha wrote:
maybe if it was somewhat more challenging animal.. like something bigger than a dog.. obviously something like a lion or tiger would be too big, and prolly be too tough to combat.. but is still possible. There are stories of ppl getting into fights with bears and other big wild animals and still being able to survive and get away etc.