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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 26 2008 07:51 GMT
#221
Oh right, i forgot about the 1 kick KO. Also i forgot about flunging a dog who has bitten my leg on the non existent telephone pole.

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HypnoticPoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Singapore291 Posts
May 26 2008 07:57 GMT
#222
Use your shirt and lock the dog's mouth together, then kick it till it dies.
MEOW.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
May 26 2008 07:58 GMT
#223
On May 26 2008 16:57 HypnoticPoo wrote:
Use your shirt and lock the dog's mouth together, then kick it till it dies.


You mean 1 kick right?
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RaiZ
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
2813 Posts
May 26 2008 07:59 GMT
#224
Lol a german sheperd ? It's no contest at all. Seriously the human win hand down. No matter what happens, when a human is exposed to a way which determines his life or death, then the human would win easy and fast.
At worst you get bited so hard that you threw off a lot of blood but still the adrenaline that are within you will be able to make you stand enough to kill it before you get sleepy or dying.
Come'on a german sheperd ? This is just ridiculous
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 08:03:14
May 26 2008 08:02 GMT
#225
I'm not saying that theres no chance a man wins. Of course a man can win. I'm talking average.

If poll should be decided by average then i don't see why people vote humans.

Since girls are practically autolose. And female dogs will be way stronger. That's more than 50% of the human population probably losing. Then you have male humans, of which most are untrained. I'm not even talking about a trained to kill dog, just 1 dog vs 1 human both with the purpose of killing each other in a big room.
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Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
May 26 2008 08:09 GMT
#226
If you put a human in a room with an angry dog and tell him hes not gettin out till that dog is dead then i can guarantee you than unless the guy is an idiot or severely out of shape (IE: NOT AVERAGE) that dog is gonna be dead.
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
May 26 2008 08:14 GMT
#227
On May 26 2008 17:02 IntoTheWow wrote:
I'm not saying that theres no chance a man wins. Of course a man can win. I'm talking average.

If poll should be decided by average then i don't see why people vote humans.

Since girls are practically autolose. And female dogs will be way stronger. That's more than 50% of the human population probably losing. Then you have male humans, of which most are untrained. I'm not even talking about a trained to kill dog, just 1 dog vs 1 human both with the purpose of killing each other in a big room.

For the sake of accuracy, I will present a specific situation for the poll.

You and a German Sheppard are put into a regular sized room and you must fight until one of you dies.

Are you a girl? 50% girl?

If you want to go all averages, then the average dog size is about 30 lbs with no special fighting features like an oversized or overmuscled jaw, which I think the average human can handle fairly well at about 4 times that weight.

The poll asks if you think "you" would win against a german shepard.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 26 2008 08:20 GMT
#228
this is retarded, lets change the poll to a Lion vs Human poll. I wanna see how many badasses think they can kick a lion to death
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
May 26 2008 08:21 GMT
#229
Are you saying its retarded to think that a human could kill a german shepard? Are you completely daft?
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 26 2008 08:39 GMT
#230
No, Im saying we're getting nowhere with the debate. I think its entirely possible for a human to kill a german shepard, but that some people make it seem like its easy. I think the odds can be almost 50/50.
wo0py
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Netherlands922 Posts
May 26 2008 08:40 GMT
#231
lay down and when the dog jumps on you break the neck, done nice and easy. The dog will be trying to attack the thraoth of the human (they get trained for)

We shouldnt recreate anger of the non-virtual world
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
May 26 2008 08:41 GMT
#232
On May 26 2008 17:20 pokeyAA wrote:
this is retarded, lets change the poll to a Lion vs Human poll. I wanna see how many badasses think they can kick a lion to death

I thought there were none, but then I read this story, and heard that a man died like that:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/05/AR2006060500394.html

...so now my running total for guys like that is at -1.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
May 26 2008 09:12 GMT
#233
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Poll: Weapon of choice:
(Vote): revolver
(Vote): automatic pistol
(Vote): high-power rifle
(Vote): shotgun
(Vote): fully automatic grenade launcher
(Vote): sharp stick
(Vote): dull stick
(Vote): rock
(Vote): bigger dog
(Vote): bigger man
(Vote): morning star
(Vote): milkbone

I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44194 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 09:25:24
May 26 2008 09:23 GMT
#234
I believe that I could take on the average German Shepherd. And for those saying that the average man is unfit and fat, I think you'll find the average German Shepherd has never fought for its life and is probably domesticated. A lot of girls would have trouble though. The weight advantage of a man is too much, humans are simply more damaging. Kicks, strangling, eye gouging, even falling on it, are more than it can deal with. You'd come out with some bad bites and if bitten it the wrong place would then bleed to death. But that wouldn't be much consolation for the dead dog.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 09:34:26
May 26 2008 09:33 GMT
#235
a person
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
May 26 2008 09:54 GMT
#236
dog.
I know where my towel is.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
May 26 2008 10:28 GMT
#237
"average" human would probably get owned. most of the people i know cant even do a decently powerful roundhouse kick without losing their balance to shit, so to answer the poll, the AVERAGE human male would probably get owned cuz they suck at fighting and have a pretty weak mindset.

however, with just a little bit of training in fighting (like maybe 3 months) it could totally be a different story. you are more prepared and a better fighter both physically and mentally.

i think it's a very close call. a lot really depends on the mentality. if the human thinks he can win, he probably will. if the dog comes running towards him and he turns his face away and just braces for impact, accepting defeat, he will get killed.
if he keeps a good powerful stance, lowers his bodyweight and looks at the dog running towards him and throws a good, well aimed punch, the momentum of the dog running towards him that suddenly meets a punch combines into a pretty shitty story for the dog.

to answer the guy who said "no time to take off shirt and wrap around arm", i'm not saying you have time and that this is a 100% foolproof guarantee to a win vs a dog, but if you find yourself in the shit, this is one of the most effective ways of killing a dog. most of my friends i know will not be able to do it cuz they suck at fighting, but this gives the best chance.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-26 11:26:24
May 26 2008 10:42 GMT
#238
btw some Dogs use weapons: Dog shoots man dead:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d1_1199904992



and apparently they had this argument at youtube too..


(warning, bad)


anyway dogs got skill

http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojhYBCnkuc&feature=related
it finishes off with bad ass martial art too ~

http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkExrrm_sQ
Dog OWNS shark too (i think this one has been posted in the past)


http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=Nijbe7dZmtw

for who ever mentioned mom defending baby


http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpHD3hFLx0&feature=related

"average" guy fends off dog - for who ever mentioned the one kick KO (a classic, been posted before too)
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
wAVEland
Profile Joined May 2007
Germany169 Posts
May 26 2008 10:47 GMT
#239
bias poll
distant_voice
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Germany2521 Posts
May 26 2008 11:59 GMT
#240
dogs should be allowed to vote in this poll too.
This is my truth, tell me yours!
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