EPT[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 12
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IntoTheWow
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HypnoticPoo
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32281 Posts
On May 26 2008 16:57 HypnoticPoo wrote: Use your shirt and lock the dog's mouth together, then kick it till it dies. You mean 1 kick right? | ||
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RaiZ
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At worst you get bited so hard that you threw off a lot of blood but still the adrenaline that are within you will be able to make you stand enough to kill it before you get sleepy or dying. Come'on a german sheperd ? This is just ridiculous  | ||
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IntoTheWow
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If poll should be decided by average then i don't see why people vote humans. Since girls are practically autolose. And female dogs will be way stronger. That's more than 50% of the human population probably losing. Then you have male humans, of which most are untrained. I'm not even talking about a trained to kill dog, just 1 dog vs 1 human both with the purpose of killing each other in a big room. | ||
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Tinithor
United States1552 Posts
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
On May 26 2008 17:02 IntoTheWow wrote: I'm not saying that theres no chance a man wins. Of course a man can win. I'm talking average. If poll should be decided by average then i don't see why people vote humans. Since girls are practically autolose. And female dogs will be way stronger. That's more than 50% of the human population probably losing. Then you have male humans, of which most are untrained. I'm not even talking about a trained to kill dog, just 1 dog vs 1 human both with the purpose of killing each other in a big room. For the sake of accuracy, I will present a specific situation for the poll. You and a German Sheppard are put into a regular sized room and you must fight until one of you dies. Are you a girl? 50% girl? If you want to go all averages, then the average dog size is about 30 lbs with no special fighting features like an oversized or overmuscled jaw, which I think the average human can handle fairly well at about 4 times that weight. The poll asks if you think "you" would win against a german shepard. | ||
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pokeyAA
United States936 Posts
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Tinithor
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pokeyAA
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wo0py
Netherlands922 Posts
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
On May 26 2008 17:20 pokeyAA wrote: this is retarded, lets change the poll to a Lion vs Human poll. I wanna see how many badasses think they can kick a lion to death I thought there were none, but then I read this story, and heard that a man died like that: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/05/AR2006060500394.html ...so now my running total for guys like that is at -1. | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
Poll: Weapon of choice: (Vote): revolver (Vote): automatic pistol (Vote): high-power rifle (Vote): shotgun (Vote): fully automatic grenade launcher (Vote): sharp stick (Vote): dull stick (Vote): rock (Vote): bigger dog (Vote): bigger man (Vote): morning star (Vote): milkbone | ||
KwarK
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zizou21
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wurm
Philippines2296 Posts
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
however, with just a little bit of training in fighting (like maybe 3 months) it could totally be a different story. you are more prepared and a better fighter both physically and mentally. i think it's a very close call. a lot really depends on the mentality. if the human thinks he can win, he probably will. if the dog comes running towards him and he turns his face away and just braces for impact, accepting defeat, he will get killed. if he keeps a good powerful stance, lowers his bodyweight and looks at the dog running towards him and throws a good, well aimed punch, the momentum of the dog running towards him that suddenly meets a punch combines into a pretty shitty story for the dog. to answer the guy who said "no time to take off shirt and wrap around arm", i'm not saying you have time and that this is a 100% foolproof guarantee to a win vs a dog, but if you find yourself in the shit, this is one of the most effective ways of killing a dog. most of my friends i know will not be able to do it cuz they suck at fighting, but this gives the best chance. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d1_1199904992 and apparently they had this argument at youtube too.. (warning, bad) anyway dogs got skill http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojhYBCnkuc&feature=related it finishes off with bad ass martial art too ~ http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkExrrm_sQ Dog OWNS shark too (i think this one has been posted in the past) http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=Nijbe7dZmtw for who ever mentioned mom defending baby http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpHD3hFLx0&feature=related "average" guy fends off dog - for who ever mentioned the one kick KO (a classic, been posted before too) | ||
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wAVEland
Germany169 Posts
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distant_voice
Germany2521 Posts
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