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HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-19 04:26:17
October 19 2009 04:23 GMT
#181
Answer to all these questions:

BECOME A BETTER MAN

Make sure you are as much as a gentleman you can be.

Get haircuts regularly, clothes perfectly ironed, class and work before time, open doors and pull out chairs for all women, exercise daily, read the Times and Journal everyday, always have an interesting book you're reading, spend QT with friends and family, savings and investments in order, practice your second language weekly, volunteer at least once a month, keep your car and house clean, wardrobe immaculate... and no turning hoes into housewives.

Be happy with who you are, but never be satisfied



1. Be a better man (I believe PUA people call this "inner game"),
2. know what kind of person you want,
3. don't be afraid of meeting people and keeping a wide and open social life,
4. and things will happen when they happen.

Now close this fucking thread.
returns upon momentous occasions.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 19 2009 04:30 GMT
#182
Answer to all these questions for men who are not women-slaves:

YOU ARE #1. ANY QUESTION YOU ASK ABOUT A WOMAN LEAVING YOU PUTS HER AS #1. THIS IS A FALSE MENTALITY.

We spend our lives putting our egos on the line, only to be stepped on by the cruel judgmental heel of women. I say, fuck that shit. We are supposed to be in control, not them.

1. Don't bother with niceties and shit. Be sarcastic, witty, flirtatiously insulting. If she doesn't buy it, there are 4 billion other women out there. Forget about that bitch.
2. A bitch is a bitch. They all have the same tendencies and mentalities. They like money, power, badboys and expensive shit. Promise the first 2 and last item on the list, while only providing the third, and they will be swept away.
3. Is the next bitch you want to fuck going to be the bitch you want to marry? No. So why treat her like you're walking down the isle with her family judging you from behind? Fuck that. Treat her how women have treated you - cold-hearted indifference. Make her starve for your attention, give it to her as a reward, and she will love you forever.
4. Things only happen because you make them happen, not because she gives consent or because she likes you. She likes you because you made that happen. She gives consent because you made her give consent by making her like you. Control the situation. They are women. We are men. End of story.

Now close this fucking thread.
Peace~
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
October 19 2009 04:33 GMT
#183
HonestTea and Fana both give good points..

fuck im so confused as to who is giving better advice
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
NibbloniaN
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States377 Posts
October 19 2009 04:36 GMT
#184
I'm in love with a girl named leela and I was wondering if saying I love you with the stars themselves was a good way to show her that I loved her
My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-19 04:43:45
October 19 2009 04:40 GMT
#185
On October 19 2009 13:36 AceldamA wrote:
I'm in love with a girl named leela and I was wondering if saying I love you with the stars themselves was a good way to show her that I loved her

Only if you want to set yourself up for having your testicles being her footrest for the rest of her life (note how there is no "your" life, because you effectively surrender that to her as soon as you do this for however long she decides to keep your pathetic bumbling neo-Romeo ass around). You don't give them anything until they give you something first. You don't pay for dinner until you get a blowjob/have sex with her. You don't take her on dates that you pay for until you've had sex with her. You don't tell her you love her until you made sure she loves you first. That way when you finally say it she will be on the verge of tears, which is a sensation chronologically closely followed by intimate "love" sex, which is really no more than hormonal response to the instinctual feeling of fulfillment of finding a temporary mate in the woman's mind.

Also, the sentence you said simply makes no sense in English, which is all the more reason to abandon such self-demeaning pursuits.
Peace~
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
October 19 2009 04:45 GMT
#186
On October 19 2009 13:36 AceldamA wrote:
I'm in love with a girl named leela and I was wondering if saying I love you with the stars themselves was a good way to show her that I loved her

Yeah but make sure she sees it before the implosion bomb goes off.
♞
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
October 19 2009 04:50 GMT
#187
On October 19 2009 03:00 larjarse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 07:49 iloveambiguity wrote:
i am actually wondering about a romantic surprise for her, i already left flowers at her doorstep, sent her an ascii flower, asked her friend about what kind of chocolate she likes, and brought it to her, any suggestions?


iloveambiguity:

This seems like you are doing too much. You have put yourself in a situation where she knows you want to date her, and she knows she can just drop you whenever she pleases. You are leaning towards the provider (see my previous post).

I suggest you let her know, indirectly, that you have a life, that you have priorities, and that you would like her to be a part of your life (but you will not wait in the freezing, pouring rain out of her window just because she didn't answer a text)

I think you hit the nail on the head...
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
October 19 2009 05:03 GMT
#188
Ahh Fanatacist's aggressive posting style is so entertaining, and hes right too.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 19 2009 05:06 GMT
#189
On October 19 2009 13:50 iloveambiguity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2009 03:00 larjarse wrote:
On October 18 2009 07:49 iloveambiguity wrote:
i am actually wondering about a romantic surprise for her, i already left flowers at her doorstep, sent her an ascii flower, asked her friend about what kind of chocolate she likes, and brought it to her, any suggestions?


iloveambiguity:

This seems like you are doing too much. You have put yourself in a situation where she knows you want to date her, and she knows she can just drop you whenever she pleases. You are leaning towards the provider (see my previous post).

I suggest you let her know, indirectly, that you have a life, that you have priorities, and that you would like her to be a part of your life (but you will not wait in the freezing, pouring rain out of her window just because she didn't answer a text)

I think you hit the nail on the head...

"(but you will not wait in the freezing, pouring rain out of her window just because she didn't answer a text)"

Show me the man who did this so he can surrender his useless genitalia for the purification of the gene pool.
Peace~
killanator
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States549 Posts
October 19 2009 05:08 GMT
#190
Hey man i really think im in love wuith this girl. I cant even think about her seuxally, i just think about marrying her someday and living in la, sessioning as a keyboardist, having kids, having our ups and downs, and all. I would lay awake every night for hours thinking about her. and shes in a relationship with another guy. i felt like my soul was TORN out of my body. Anything reminds me of her, and i feel like a piece of dirt. So anyways last thursday, the day after I found out, I was completely out of my mind, ya know? and i called her up and told her that i had fallen in love with her. yes i know, wtf was i doing. but anyways now that im sort of back to my good old state of mind again wtf do i do about this. I saw her last night at a football game with him and i went and puked. I just tonight ate my first "meal" (1 bowl of soup) for 3 days. I cry every night, cant sleep, cant focus in school, cry for 2 hours every day at work. when i called her it was really awkward and then she asked me if she could call me back, reassured me she would, but still hasnt(which reeally just isnt even her...i dont understand) so anyways what do i do? I think im going to(if i see her at school tomorrow) tell her im really sorry and I was out of my mind and stuff. I dont know. Its just really all a big mess right now.
DJ, put it back on!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 19 2009 05:21 GMT
#191
On October 19 2009 14:08 killanator wrote:
Hey man i really think im in love wuith this girl. I cant even think about her seuxally, i just think about marrying her someday and living in la, sessioning as a keyboardist, having kids, having our ups and downs, and all. I would lay awake every night for hours thinking about her. and shes in a relationship with another guy. i felt like my soul was TORN out of my body. Anything reminds me of her, and i feel like a piece of dirt. So anyways last thursday, the day after I found out, I was completely out of my mind, ya know? and i called her up and told her that i had fallen in love with her. yes i know, wtf was i doing. but anyways now that im sort of back to my good old state of mind again wtf do i do about this. I saw her last night at a football game with him and i went and puked. I just tonight ate my first "meal" (1 bowl of soup) for 3 days. I cry every night, cant sleep, cant focus in school, cry for 2 hours every day at work. when i called her it was really awkward and then she asked me if she could call me back, reassured me she would, but still hasnt(which reeally just isnt even her...i dont understand) so anyways what do i do? I think im going to(if i see her at school tomorrow) tell her im really sorry and I was out of my mind and stuff. I dont know. Its just really all a big mess right now.

What do you do?

Where to begin.

First of all, crying over women is not acceptable. If you aren't married to her and she hasn't broken your SC CD, there is no excuse. Scratch that last one, you don't need a CD to play ICCup. If you're not married to her, she's nobody. Man up.

Second of all, stealing a girl from a guy by being inferior to him by crying over her and calling her is an instant loss. You've already lost any chance you have with her. Give up. The only way to steal a woman from another man is to be more man than he is. This involves not showing that you care about her (calling, crying, and telling her you love her all go against this), and making her care about you more than she cares about him by seducing her with intellect and passive-aggressive flirting. If she doesn't buy it, fuck her, she is not the one you are looking for.

Third of all, if you go to school, you are too young to think about marriage. You don't even know who you are right now, how the fuck can you know who you want to tie yourself to for the rest of your life? Stop living in a Shakespearean dreamworld.

Fourth, don't apologize to her. That would just bury you deeper. Your best option is to never speak to her again, otherwise she might tell more of her friends about you. Or, she might tell her boyfriend that you're bothering her, and he will kick your ass because you clearly can't stand up fo yourself.

Fifth, go find yourself a new ho with this outlook and I assure you your life will be better. Dealing with emotional commitment shit is for when you are old and can't fuck any girl you want, so you have to settle for the one you've got hooked on you.

Any questions class?
Peace~
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
October 19 2009 05:52 GMT
#192
Fana - go to bed.
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Phrujbaz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Netherlands512 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-19 05:55:51
October 19 2009 05:55 GMT
#193
On October 19 2009 13:33 arb wrote:
HonestTea and Fana both give good points..

fuck im so confused as to who is giving better advice

? Their advice is not in conflict. No matter how much of a badass you are, at the end of the day the best girl you can get depends on your market value. HonestTea gave you a list of things you can do to improve your value on the sexual market.

Fanatacist tells you what the alpha male attitude is when approaching women.

Women like better men and women like alpha males. You should follow the advice of both fanatacist and HonestTea.

Edit: but don't take fanatacist's advice too literally
Caution! Future approaching rapidly at a rate of about 60 seconds per minute.
tossinYoSalad
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States215 Posts
October 19 2009 06:12 GMT
#194
lmao fanatacists advice is fucking hilarious. A+ for you.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
October 19 2009 07:33 GMT
#195
this thread has steadily been getting better
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Assymptotic
Profile Joined February 2009
United States552 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-19 08:10:16
October 19 2009 08:09 GMT
#196
On October 19 2009 13:23 HonestTea wrote:
Answer to all these questions:

BECOME A BETTER MAN

Make sure you are as much as a gentleman you can be.

Get haircuts regularly, clothes perfectly ironed, class and work before time, open doors and pull out chairs for all women, exercise daily, read the Times and Journal everyday, always have an interesting book you're reading, spend QT with friends and family, savings and investments in order, practice your second language weekly, volunteer at least once a month, keep your car and house clean, wardrobe immaculate... and no turning hoes into housewives.

Be happy with who you are, but never be satisfied



1. Be a better man (I believe PUA people call this "inner game"),
2. know what kind of person you want,
3. don't be afraid of meeting people and keeping a wide and open social life,
4. and things will happen when they happen.

Now close this fucking thread.



"Be happy with who you are, but never be satisfied"

I don't have time to go into a lengthy post due to the fact that I have math homework, but I implore all of you to NOT follow the previous quote. Please for love of God, humanity, Krishna, Tao, whatever, don't follow this line of thinking.
So close, and yet so far
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-19 08:11:45
October 19 2009 08:10 GMT
#197
On October 19 2009 14:08 killanator wrote:
Hey man i really think im in love wuith this girl. I cant even think about her seuxally, i just think about marrying her someday and living in la, sessioning as a keyboardist, having kids, having our ups and downs, and all. I would lay awake every night for hours thinking about her. and shes in a relationship with another guy. i felt like my soul was TORN out of my body. Anything reminds me of her, and i feel like a piece of dirt. So anyways last thursday, the day after I found out, I was completely out of my mind, ya know? and i called her up and told her that i had fallen in love with her. yes i know, wtf was i doing. but anyways now that im sort of back to my good old state of mind again wtf do i do about this. I saw her last night at a football game with him and i went and puked. I just tonight ate my first "meal" (1 bowl of soup) for 3 days. I cry every night, cant sleep, cant focus in school, cry for 2 hours every day at work. when i called her it was really awkward and then she asked me if she could call me back, reassured me she would, but still hasnt(which reeally just isnt even her...i dont understand) so anyways what do i do? I think im going to(if i see her at school tomorrow) tell her im really sorry and I was out of my mind and stuff. I dont know. Its just really all a big mess right now.


this threads so hilarious.

there may be a way to turn this around but only if you're actually willing to go through with it all the way.
the basic idea is you've been broken emotionally and now you don't give a fuck anymore.

lol i had written a long ass explanation but honestly just use Fana's method and that is the excuse for why you became this way and remember who you pretend to be now is who you will be 3-6 months from now.
GOB
Profile Joined September 2009
50 Posts
October 19 2009 08:22 GMT
#198
The problem with most of the advice in this thread, including LarJarsE's, is that it subscribes to this simplistic notion that there are certain universal truths that can be manipulated in relationships. The reality is that this isn't the case. Dispensing this hackneyed brand of pop-psychology that gives diluted answers to vague questions is the same brand of hucksterism that sells truckloads of inane self-help books to desperate consumers.

There is no simple game plan or gimmick or recipe for getting girls. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something.

If you want to be comfortable getting girls, you need to be comfortable with yourself. Know who you are and what you want, in the large and small senses, and the other stuff just sort of works itself out. This is in no way some small or easy measure, but it's an essential part of growing up.
Come On!
Phrujbaz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Netherlands512 Posts
October 19 2009 08:30 GMT
#199
GOB there are such universal truths and I will explain why in a sec.
Caution! Future approaching rapidly at a rate of about 60 seconds per minute.
Johnny B
Profile Joined April 2009
United States76 Posts
October 19 2009 09:37 GMT
#200
I just found out a couple of weeks ago that my aunt has been cheating on my uncle with an old boyfriend for nearly a year (Uncle Jay* told me on September 28; Aunt Kathy had told him on August 10). When I talked with Kathy, she said he always put her last in his life--after his brothers, kids, and work--and that she felt like she never measured up. I'm pretty close with my cousins (three boys) who all want their mom to go back to their dad, or at least to quit her relationship with Rob (the old boyfriend) because it's adulterous. Jay, realizing what an inattentive husband he'd been, tried for those seven weeks to win Kathy back with love notes and 36 roses (one for each year they've been married), and doing chores around the house; she says he's just faking, and that after a while he'll just go back to being the same old Jay who gets home from work and takes a nap. Jay filed for divorce after Kathy told him she couldn't commit to him again. There's a mandatory two-month waiting period for divorce, so it won't be final until December 7. In my opinion, Kathy's pretty much making excuses not to go back to her husband because (she thinks) she's in love with Rob, and she feels loved when she's with him.

What advice would you give to Jay? To his kids? Is there anything Jay can do to win Kathy back, or should he just prepare for the legal action? I would appreciate responses from several posters--whoever is interested.

*names have been changed
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